/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Time to go to gensokyo
;__;

[Anonymous No.]

NOOOOOoooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

You're going to suffocate yourself with helium? Surely carbon monoxide would be easier.

[Anonymous No.]

Has your life for the last two or three years really been so terrible that you can't continue?

[Anonymous No.]

Too soon man. If your threads get 10 posts at this hour I will be surprised.

Wait a few more hours until everybody gets home from school.
Your thread will be a blast.

[Anonymous No.]

When was the last time you were happy, OP?

[Anonymous No.]

See you soon anon.
I will be joining you once Touhou is finished.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you going to make balloons and give them to children?

[Anonymous No.]

you have the nice handwriting

i like it... please don't kill yourself!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537188
Yes. In Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you aren't serious dude. There's no reason for it.

[Anonymous No.]

Attention whoring trash.
Just do it already.
stream please?

[Anonymous No.]

You shouldn't do it.

At least think of /jp/. All the good posters keep killing themselves. We need you to stick around.

[Anonymous No.]

Which touhou is your favorite OP? I'll fap to her in your honor once you're dead.

[Anonymous No.]

Stream it faggot. I've been following you since you made your first thread, don't let us down asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

I would probably do the same as you op but seeing that "balloon time" made me feel guity for something.

i am not sure it is even guilt i feel. maybe its something else

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537203
Why not just buy bleach, bucket and some other chemicals?

[Anonymous No.]

In PoFV, Komachi says that she drops those that kill themselves in the lake halfway across.

At least think of the Touhous. It's not what they would want.

[Floex !2dWQG/dNBk No.]

Balloon time made me giggle like an idiot. I thought you already offed yourself 2 weeks ago.

[【スパーキー（④ ＾ヮ＾）】⚡ !FCr.DTJy2k!!54bDy3LQvy8 No.]

>>8537173
wear a skirt....
it will make you feel better

[Anonymous No.]

You could be just like Yuyuko, OP!

[­­­­­­­­­­­ No.]

See you soon friend. I'm sorry things didn't turn out better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537173
Guy from /co/, just passing by. Naively assuming that this isn't a desperate cry for attention. Don't you fuckin' dare.

>>8537175
No, helium is actually the easier option here, because your body mistakes it for oxygen.

[Anonymous No.]

See you on the other side, brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537211
>Guy from /co/, just passing by. Don't you fuckin' dare.

Reverse psychology?

[Anonymous No.]

Lurker here. Don't do it.

Or life story please?

[Anonymous No.]

last words would be nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537173
You should feel bad for wasting a valuable research element.

[Anonymous No.]

Suicide isn't /jp/ related.
Reported.

[OP No.]

Yes as a few of you pointed out, I should have died weeks ago. But I thought it over and decided not to. I tried to change my life, I really did.

Long story short it was a massive failure and I'm fed up.

I'm still taping the tube to the mask correctly, then ill have to do the tank as well, I might stream it in 10 or 20 minutes or so

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537216
Hey, I never said I was from /v/, did I?

>>8537217
Yeah, life story would be good. I'd like to know how badly a guy's life needs to be screwed up for him to consider helium suffocation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537198
What makes you think OP isn't a shitposter? He just made this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh cool, you're going to blow up some balloons and fly there.
Good plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537228

I just want you to know, that I love you man. I'm not going to try and change your mind, but if you're going to die, then at least know that a few of us here love you. You won't have lived a life completely devoid of love.

[Anonymous No.]

Bye OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537228
you probably don't even have any real problems it would be terrible to seppuku when nothing is truly wrong

killing yourself is creepy and scary you must be crazy to do it! especially this year of all years

if you won't stop for me then stop for hina

[Anonymous No.]

Listen to me OP.

You will regret doing this at this hour of the day.

Wait a few more hours until everyone gets home.
Go sleep or something to pass time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537231
Please /co/ do not bring your morals here. They are unwanted

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537242
Hard to regret anything while you're dead.

[Anonymous No.]

Why not wait until Dec 2012 OP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537228

Shit bro, I've already stayed up way too late and I wanted to go to bed....

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537236
I went in /lit/ recently to find ebook resources and there was a thread on the front page where many posters were completely unironically calling people who like sports "plebians." I didn't even think it was possible for a board to be more than even /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Story story story. If you are going to kick the bucket at least entertain us with your story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537251
mu is worse

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit let him do what he fucking please.

Your disgusting attempt to try and manipulate someone is horrid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537251
I dont see what is wrong. watching sports is fucking retarded and boring. If I am going to watch someone do shit for me I would rather play the damn sport my fucking self.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dfgjg53RAk

Settle down with the finest in Kiwami.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537259
> If I am going to watch someone fuck a girl for me I would rather fuck a damn girl my fucking self.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537264
why?

[Anonymous No.]

Can we invite /b/ and /v/ to your stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537259

I hate watching sports, but if my dad has a local game he'd like to go to (live near a university) then I'm always excited to go with him. It's our time, just the two of us, and I enjoy spending time with him, even if sports are boring as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537265
I know what you are tying to do but that analogy dose not fit.

watching sport is pretty dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537267
There are barely 10 /jp/ers online right now.

I don't want you to be lonely on your final moments.

[Please don't kill yourself, Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQr0mDbpmgU

[Anonymous No.]

take life by the balls OP. Even if you feel useless sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537269
Jesus stop being so annoying. I know you want OP to live. I want too, but please leave your 2hus out of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537272
I am content with the people on here. 10 is more than enough.

If you bring them here I wont do it.

[Anonymous No.]

Attention whoring???
Asshole or GTFO xD Hurry up!! ^__^

[Anonymous No.]

It's such a waste. You'll have plenty of time to be dead later so live now. There's no telling what will happen in the future. Don't go throwing away the short moment when a bunch of matter has come together to be you, matter that's been traveling around for billions of years that just gained the ability to wonder at where it came from. Don't make that moment shorter than it already is.

These social constructs of people that cause suffering be damned. They aren't important but you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537259

Sports is a bit deeper than watching someone simply play for his city or w/e. Watching someone step up and be ice cold in extreme pressure situations is magical.

Watching thousands of hours of hardwork go down the drain manifesting itself in the form of the disappointed faces of the losers is profound.

Those are just a few elements that make sports quite enjoyable, I would assume the most obvious for everyone though is the respect they would have for just how hard the sports are or how athletic the players are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537276
You are just as fucking bad

>>>/co/

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537272
I doubt /b/ or /v/ would make him feel any better in those final moments.

[♥ No.]

>>8537228
>I should have died weeks ago. But I thought it over and decided not to. I tried to change my life, I really did.
>Long story short it was a massive failure and I'm fed up.

Story of my life. For weeks, every day I try to change things, every day I put in effort. Every day I fail. Then weeks of depression and giving up. Then some stupid thing will motivate me. It's especially bad if it's a person that does.

Go ahead. If you know that things really can't get any better, just do it. I still stupidly believe that there's a chance that some day I might be happy with my life, but if that's gone for you, there isn't much reason to keep going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537285
> ♥
Holy fuck you can't be who I think it is....

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537284
He is going to an hero anyways. What difference does it make? If I can profit some lulz with this it's enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537283
No U

>>>/poosh/

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537288
How about you do it and experience it yourself instead of dick sucking and watching someone else do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537254
The reason why he is contemplating suicide is because he has got no story what so ever to tell.
I know since for one I have nothing interesting ever happened to me for the past 10years ago.
Everyday is the same, wake up turn on the pc go to sleep. Going to Gensokyo would be a blast and the best thing to ever happen to me.
See you there soon OP.

[Anonymous No.]

OP, are your parents still alive?

[None !RaVaoTuvj. No.]

If you're going to do it at least do it with me.

;__;

[♥ No.]

>>8537291

Probably not. Nobody ever remembers me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537294
>>8537292
Please stop flaming in this thread. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537290
You heard the op. He is not going to do it if you bring those faggots here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537295
Stop being a bitch and go outside at night so you don't meet amyone.
Fresh air is wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537304
If you are who I think you are I fucking cursed your very being back when you posted on /a/ and when I was gullible to fall for your shitty trolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537228
You have all the time in the world to try again. Even if you don't want to do it now, maybe you can do it in a month, or a year, or four. Lives are full of setbacks great and small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537294

Because I am the laziest man that has ever known existence.

Also have you ever heard of living through someone vicariously, particularly for a thrill?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537295
Gensokyo Gensokyo GENSOKYOOOO XDDDDD

I already told you FUCK OFF with your tuhushit.

[Anonymous No.]

Report this shit, it's attracting /b/tards.

[Anonymous No.]

soup /jp/an
6oK sent me

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit I love inflation

[Anonymous No.]

weeaboo going to off himself huh?

STREAM THIS SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

OP, I have a request. I know it's selfish. But I need you to tell a certain Touhou to wait for me, once you're in Gensokyo. Tell her I'm sorry, and that I will be late.

[Anonymous No.]

inb4 anhero

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537307
I'd rather be the one creating the thrills rather then watching someone else do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Asshole or GTFO xD Hurry up!! ^__^
>He is going to an hero anyways. What difference does it make? If I can profit some lulz with this it's enough for me.
>!RaVaoTuvj.

Nighttime /jp/ is over. Thanks for attracting everybody from /b/ and /v/, OP!

[None !RaVaoTuvj. No.]

>>8537320
What was the point in you even bothering to green text my trip code?

ps. /jp/ & /g/ are my only loves.

[Anonymous No.]

It is really disgusting that you people are pretending to be from /b/ to manipulate the OP into not killing himself instead of trying console him honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537320
BUTT

DEVASTATED
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537324
>!RaVaoTuvj

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537324
I looked it up and saw you had no posts anywhere except on /b/ spinoffs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537323
Disgusting, but you have to give them credit. They're pretty good at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537319

But obviously you don't, unless I'm talking to Kobe Bryant, and to completely dislike sports for that reason is naive and stubborn.

You or I probably never had the opportunity or even if we did have the motivation to become a professional athlete.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

OP hasn't posted anything in 30 minutes. Is this a farewell? If so, may your times in Gensokyo be as pleasant as ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537335
Seriously thought watching someone doing sports? So if they win whats next? You arent getting that fame. You arent getting that money. I would have more of a chance to actually go out there and do it myself

[♥ No.]

>>8537311

I try to never lie unless being vague counts. And saying things just to get a reaction out of people is something that I don't think I've ever done. So I doubt it was me.

[OP No.]

still working on it.

trying to get the tube correct, maybe some of you can help...

http://cute.so-fabulo.us/

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537347
Simple actually.
It is the KS syndrome.
As an example, lets say there is USA vs Yurop basketball match.
So you will amurikkan cheering for USA while the yuropfags will be cheering for Yurop. They will rub it and insult the other team if their own team win.
It is like KS, none of the people in 4chan made it but they all try to claim credit that it is their baby.
Same shit with sports, their country/team and they will claim credit for it and insult the other team supporters.

[Anonymous No.]

He'd make a final post before he kills himself.

[None !RaVaoTuvj. No.]

>>8537333
I went ahead and looked it up as well. It only indexed a few of my posts on /x/, /jp/, 9ch, 2ch, and world2ch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537356
Not that guy, but I think I remember you as well.

[♥ No.]

>>8537368

Still doubt it. It's not like I remember everything I've ever posted though, so I guess it's possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537361
http://www.networksolutions.com/whois-search/so-fabulo.us

Address and other info is here, if someone wants to be a white knight and call the cops or something. I won't because I don't want to deal with that bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537362
I dont think all of 4chan will think that.

I will never get you type of people. I am not going to stop you from doing that you like. I just wont get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537361
>http://cute.so-fabulo.us/
Nice idolfags banner.
Just kill yourself already.
You wont be able to make it to Gensokyo anyway fucking idoflag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537347

It is entertainment, you get entertainment out of it. If your favorite team wins, you get some fleeting happiness.

If you are thinking about why you aren't playing out there while you are watching, you are doing it wrong. Unless you actually had a legitimate chance to do it and you didn't for some reason, why dwell on something that never happened?

Also more chance as opposed to what? You confused me.

[Anonymous No.]

Did you really have to make this shitty thread, OP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537381
I'm not sure, but that single heart is really familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537381
Yeah you were pretty much the bane of /a/ and everyone pretty much hated your guts if I remember correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537373
I'm pretty sure that's just a public streaming site.

[Anonymous No.]

No trust me op you should do it already. I did it a year ago and I'm in gensokyo and it is fucking awesome. I married my waifu and everything. Would some random person over the internet lie to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537397
How are you posting here?

[Anonymous No.]

Great, just great. OP probably won't even delete his shit thread before he does it.

[None !RaVaoTuvj. No.]

>>8537400
He most likely took over someone that loved him thus allowing his spirit to make posts onto /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

OP! Please listen to
>>8537397
You can be in Gensokyo too!!!

[... No.]

>>8537395

Need a new name I guess. It never came up before, but I guess I haven't posted much at all with it until lately. More of an on and off thing whenever I remember that the name field cleared.

[Anonymous No.]

f I get trips, you put off your suicide to a minimum of 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537418
I meant "don't listen to"

Method to open portal is different. Please don't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537444
thread over

[Anonymous No.]

Don't go to the channel, it's just troll bullshit with a dozen attention whores babbling and giggling over voice chat.

[naitoknaito No.]

There's someone waiting for you in Gensokyo if you use this way.

Anyway I hope you're not wrong and this isn't something you would regreat if you decided to stay alive.

[Anonymous No.]

OP gave up, cried a little, now everyone's just chilling and being so unautistic it makes me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

He fucked it up.

[Anonymous No.]

OP could not solve a three piece jigsaw puzzle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537472
>>8537473
>>8537476
Huh, was there a stream or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537479
Scroll up, genius.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, have fun in Gensokyo. Remember bringing some goodies with yourself. If I were you, I wouldn't try to access Gensokyo by suicide, but I guess most people think it's a joke, even you. If that's the case, enjoy your non-existence.

[Anonymous No.]

You made a thread like this one a week ago or so. You don't have guts to make it, right?

Then shut the fuck up and live like the rest of us, you pussy.

Also, thread reported.

[Taibro Bro Brother !TrUEbRoOz. No.]

i really want some balloons now

[Anonymous No.]

Don't do it OP. Seriously. You'll look back on this, and all the other experiences you had, both good and bad, and be glad you didn't do it. I'm as fucked up and depressed as everyone else on here, but I'm not from /b/ and pretending to be a sociopath because I'm on 4chan. Frankly, you guys seem like a bunch of fucking normals.

Reported for illegal.

[Anonymous No.]

OP, please don't do this again.

I will say that I don't relish the thought of one of our kind leaving, but I don't know what your circumstances are so I won't say much. However, if you do this again you really are just an attention whore and are no better than a teenage girl threatening her father with suicide.

If you're not having to deal with a busy life and are just depressed out of boredom and a hopeless future, try getting into some form of production or just learning about something.

[Anonymous No.]

not op
but i tried the helium method a while back and can tell you it's not really as "painless" as some would think. As a guy who did vale tudo for a year i can tell you it feels like someone giving you a strangle hold until you pass out.
If you can remain calm while that's going on, you're good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8537536
>>8537546
He's fine. Tune in next week for more incompetence.

[Anonymous No.]

Attention whore

[Anonymous No.]

Attention whores