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Describe your first love.

>> No.8534306

;___________;

>> No.8534307

I can't.

>> No.8534315

I thought I could bribe her with weed. Then I learned about 2D

>> No.8534313

Love is so fucking complicated, my virgin heart can't understand it.

>> No.8534317

There hasn't been one so far. Even for 2D girls, I can't bring myself to feel more than slight fondness.

Sorry, /jp/

>> No.8534320

I fell in love with Nagisa.

It was the best thing ever. That feeling is so good. Never got another waifu after her.

>> No.8534321
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IM SO RONERY /a/ PLS HOLD ME ;_____;
BRB FAPPIN 2 MAI WAIFU FOREVERALONE.JPG

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>>8534306
>>8534307
>>8534313
>>8534320

>/jp/

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Holy shit this board is sad. Thanks for the lulz

>> No.8534337

A bit chubby, a bit tomboyish.

>> No.8534343

>>8534333
Sick trips bro

>> No.8534341

>>8534327
>>8534333
Welcome to 4chan, ``/sp/artans''. Before you arrived like, last week, moot tried /sp/ twice before and deleted it because we are The True 4chan and you are nothing but a bunch of normalfags trying to convince yourself schadenfreude is still cool. We surpassed that years ago, and could not give a shit what you think about us.

>> No.8534339

I am incapable of loving anyone but myself.

>> No.8534344

weeabs are being ronery again

>> No.8534351

Weeaboo student teacher in 5th grade. Looked a lot like Sasha Grey.

>> No.8534358

I saw this thread linked from another board. Can't really condone guys for laughing at betas for being down and out but god damn you boys wern't raised right.

>> No.8534363

>>8534317
I'm the same.

>> No.8534367

>ask the girl of my dreams out
>"but.. why do you like me? I don't understand"
>"I don't know, I just do"
>"I don't know what to say, you'll have to stop liking me"

>> No.8534371

I cannot. I have fantasized about raping and being raped by females, however.

>> No.8534383

>>8534358
Many of us had childhoods and even...teenagehoods just like you. We just made up our minds differently a long time ago.

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>> No.8534404

"I'm hopelessly infatuated with you, girl."
"I see."
"Do I have a... chance, or whatever they call it?"
"No, sorry."
"Welp, can't be helped. Let's still chat about our lives."
"Sure, it's fun."
Some time later, she's my friend's girlfriend. No girlfriend, no more friend. BAD END.

>> No.8534407 [DELETED] 

The girl who sitted next to me in school almost every year because our surnames were alphabetically correlative. She once showed me her flat chest to prove not all girls had boobs.
But my true love was her friend who also sitted right next to us. We spent almost whole year insulting each other daily (and meaning it) until some day I woke up and decided I would apologize to her. When I was going to apologize we apologized together at once. Since then we would hang out every day. We would play all kind of games or just talk about stuff. I don't know how to describe it, but we just were on the same wavelength about everything. She was my perfect other half, like a female version of me but different.
When we went into high school she started to hang with delinquents instead of with me. They probably fucked her every day.
Now she has a hippie\hipster boyfriend. I know because she added me to a social network site, sent me two messages asking how I was and then blocked me. It made me seriously consider opening the portal.
I still love her so much it hurts, almost after 15 years without seeing her, and I'm crying as I write this post... but I'm just a stupid virgin who is useless with girls. I have accepted that I will never be with her.

>> No.8534413

I met my wife on /jp/.

Armchair quarterbacks should go back to crying about their Tim Brody loss at the playoffs, I'm actually interested in this topic and would like to see how it's been for the /jp/ volk.

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>>8534407
>they fucked her
>I still love her

>> No.8534423

>>8534407
>sitted
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>> No.8534429

>>8534413
>I met my wife on /jp/.
How? I'm sure it's a trap.

>> No.8534427

>>8534407
>sent me two messages asking how I was and then blocked me.

what

>> No.8534433

>>8534427
Girl are usually 'normal' until high school, when they turn into sluts.
She got influenced by the other guys.

>> No.8534434

>>8534407
Did he delete it himself?

>> No.8534441

I've had few friends both male and female during my schooling years, yet I cannot say I have ever really felt anything for them other than the general feeling you obtain through friendship. Some were attractive but I never developed romantic love with any of them.
Sexual attraction is there but nothing more, and it isn't particularly difficult to be well off in that department. Maybe the fatmasters across the Atlantic have it tough, but the pictures of 3D that are posted across this site don't seem any more than average around here. A quick look at /soc/ makes me thankful I live in a land of beauty. It would be nice if they were morally pure as well though.

>> No.8534438

>>8534427
I like to think it went like this:
> From: Hot Girl
> To: Pathetic Loser
> how r u?
> From: Hot Girl
> To: Pathetic Loser
> hey man how r u?
> Hot Girl has blocked you.

(I don't know how social networking sites work)

>> No.8534443

>>8534434
Yeah.

>> No.8534445

>>8534434
Who gives a shit read the archive if you want his pathetic story. It was a load of bollocks from one of the /r9k/ers who now pollute this board.

3D a shit. Get over it, but don't be whiny about it. All women are whores, blah blah blah, who cares? You don't go outside. Take it easy and buy a dakimakura if you need something to cuddle.

>> No.8534449

>>8534445
True answer

>> No.8534464

I still wonder if I have ever felt love? How do I know that it's not just a sexual attraction? Not trying to be edgy or something, but I really don't know.
I'm sure in emotions like joy frustration, grief, guilt, happiness, hatred etc.
but I still don't know what is love.

>> No.8534468

I was tsundere for her until we were going out for like a month or so, and then I went full dere and she thought I was too possessive after a while and ditched me. Twice.
Then I went to 2D, rarely do I ever entertain 3D love anymore.

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>>8534464
FUCK YEAH

>> No.8534474

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_uz649sHLo

>> No.8534506

I was going to say something but for some reason part of my comment was not allowed to be posted. I'm not going to sift through a wall of text to take out whatever was meant to be censored, fuck this site.

>> No.8534518

>>8534506
What the hell? First time I see this.

>> No.8537239

Stalked her so much she got creeped out and transferred schools. Fast forward 10 years and former bandmate turns out to be her half brother.

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