/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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The story of anon's trip to Gensokyo.

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3 secs

yeah that seems about right

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I feel bad because I pretty much have both ends of the sexual dysfunction spectrum. I struggle to get an erection most of the time, but on the rare instances I do, I just touch my penis and it explodes.

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It was a pretty good time in retrospect.

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Happiest 3 seconds of my life.

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I always cum in less than 5 minutes, I haven't the foggiest how some people can last for hours.

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>>8522023
circumcision makes the penis less sensitive

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>>8522001
Wouldn't both sides of the spectrum be having a hard time getting an erection, but when you do, you last for hours? There's actually a medical term for people that can't orgasm despite wanting to, so I thought you were one of them before fully reading your post. It sounds something vaguely like Agrophia or some word dimly in that direction.

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>>8522023
This.

I've had sex sorry /jp/ ;_; and to be honest I felt more anxious than anything. It's like an endurance battle you know you're going to lose eventually.

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>>8522041
I'm circumcized and I cum in less than one minute usually. Explain that with yer fancy science.

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>>8522046
Oh, that's a good point. And perhaps that might even be convenient if I was a normal since I'm not too fussed about my own sexual pleasure.

Male orgasmic disorder?

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I have a perfectly healthy and functional penis.

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I love how this guy makes them ultra sluts.

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>>8522041

I've been branded by the Jews and this still happens.

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>>8522048
Reported.

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>a perfectly healthy and functional penis

Feels good to be cut master race. Brofist.

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>>8522059
I converse with you every day under the cloak of anonymity. We've been friends and we've been foes, but all the while the simple fact that I'm not a virgin has always remained.

How does this make you feel?

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>>8522056
you disgust me

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If women could read minds... would that work against them in the end?

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>>8522068
Please stop roleplaying a faggot and talking about fucking bitches.

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>>8522068
アホビッチ

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>>8522055
Just checked, and I have no damn clue where I got the word I thought it was, from. The only results I got said it was: Ejaculatory incompetence; Sex - delayed ejaculation; Retarded ejaculation. So, there it is then.

But me, I would like to be in the position of having sex with someone attractive. Then I can bitch about my performance. Or compliment it. Whichever.

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>>8522074

Most women can read you as if they had telepathy just from your body language and you have beta written all over you

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>>8522109
You make it sound as if it isn't obvious to males to.

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>>8522109
Not likely. I throw off high power waves in the 8-12Hz range, making me easily detectable and shoehorned as 100% alpha.

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>>8522067
>>a perfectly healthy and functional penis
>cut
pick one

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>>8522170
Who said anything about cut?

[Anonymous No.]

The real story of anon's trip to Gensokyo

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>>8522056
>>8522074
>>8522086
Is this the same artist as those "measure your penis" pictures?

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>>8522177
Bedtime Yuuka is the best one. She had the Flavor Flav thing going on.

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>>8522135
>settling for alpha state of mind
>not going into for theta

My electroenchaplogram seriously hopes you don't do this, guy.

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Reminds me of this story about a mind-reading tengu that made a pest out of itself by flying after some man and telling the other villagers what he was thinking. After a while, the man is fed up with the tengu's tomfoolery and punches the latter in the face, leading to the tengu exclaiming that humans are dangerous because they can do things without thinking on impulse, and flying away with a slightly bent beak.

It should be possible to train oneself so that you will capture and violate Satori so fast that she will not be able to understand your intent until after you cum inside her and impregnate her with your faceless man semen.

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>>8522206
The low frequency waves are simply leakage my friend.
Any other transmission is phase modulated at much higher frequencies.

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>>8522212
That would be easy enough especially if someone hypnotized you into going into rape mode by someone saying a simple keyword. Like if the word was goodnight, you could go through a whole date with her, take her to dinner, and then even walk her back home without her suspecting a single thing. The trick is that as soon as she wishes you a good night she would possibly see it coming in slow motion, like someone that realizes they're about to step on a landmine with their foot, they realize what is about to happen but it is already too late to take it back. The only possible thing that could go wrong is if you hear the keyword before when you plan for it to happen.

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>>8522222
And here I thought I was contributing to your comment with something vaguely amusing.

Oh, the hell with it all.

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>>8522241
You would also use an oscilloscope or a baud filter to graph detect and graph them out by the way.

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>>8522250
God damn it.

This is my face right about now.

But hopefully you don't get the impression your points aren't interesting, however. They are. But I've only casually come across this kind of information whereas I presume you're doing a degree, or have already done it.

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>>8522315
>you're doing a degree, or have already done it.

I can't afford to.