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[Anonymous No.]

Alice is drunk. Do you take advantage of her?

[Anonymous No.]

No because thats morally wrong

[Anonymous No.]

No, I'm a gentleman

[Anonymous No.]

>>8514018
>>8514020
But she's been coming onto you all night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8514025
IN THE ASSHOLE!

[Floex !2dWQG/dNBk No.]

>>8514025
She'll regret it in the morning. Be the better man.

[Anonymous No.]

for alice, I rape her for good price

[Anonymous No.]

She doesn't look drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

No. I politely decline, take her to bed, put a jug of water by her side and get her to drink a couple of pints before letting her fall to sleep. I then place a pack of Ibuprufen on her bedside table before retiring to my room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8514033
>She'll regret it in the morning

Not if she doesn't remember

[Anonymous No.]

>>8514025
No lewd, please.

[Anonymous No.]

Alice is in love with you, but can only work up the courage to even be near you through alcohol. Are you really going to deny her your love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8514047

Well, it works the same for me. I am not shy around girls after a few drinks. But still. she's horrible, evil and ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8514047
It can't be helped, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8514047
In this situation then I wouldn't be taking advantage of her, I would be doing something she wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8514047
hmm, maybe I should stop being such a passive loser in this scenario and approach her on my own, helping overcome her shyness in a more emotionally fulfilling way and forming a better foundation for our future relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>8514047

But really what I would rather do is punch her and take her drink. JD isn't something that is worth wasting on a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8514073
She obviously wants to be close to you, but in this state she's willing to go further than just closeness. The question is, is that a reflection of her true desire or something she'll regret?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how Shanghai and Hourai would act while drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8514047
>Jack Daniels
My kind of woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8514096
[fifty post debate on how <obscure whiskey x> is better here]

[Anonymous No.]

>>8514110

Oh no no no. I only drink Jamesons. To me it is my own personal heavenly whiskey. To other men it just might be another whiskey.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

Only a bastard would take advantage of a drunk lady.

But different is a drunk lady trying to force her way with me... and if I'm drunk too, it's fancy a shag time!.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8514116
have you considered trying the whiskey Feckin? It's brewed here in Northern Ireland and is frankly the most delicious drink with some diet coke. Since it's blended with vanilla it tastes kind of like vanilla coke and whisky but has a much better punch to it.

Also bushmills and cherry coke is a fine combination to try.

[Anonymous No.]

directly? No. But I'd definitely try to hit on her.

>respects ingstila
sure I do, captcha, sure I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8514147

I have some bad news for you my friend. My family comes from Country Kerry. Still if tastes good then I'll give it a try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8514188
that just means it'll be easier to get ahold of fine drinks. No need for any of that discrimination bull bro I just came in the this thread to discuss fine drinking habits.

Also county antrim is for the most part a complete shit hole.

[Anonymous No.]

With any normal girl I might have dozens of more opportunities to take advantage of them. With Alice who rarely lets her guard down and is generally cold I would think such an opportunity was a godsend.

Better yet, if she put herself in the position to be drunk when she was around me I'd consider that a welcomed invitation. Maybe she just needed some liquid courage to initiate such a bold move.

[Anonymous No.]

I cant believe you'd let a women get drunk by herself, how ungentlemanly.
Although when I'm drunk, all I want to do is cuddle and sleep, so I guess I'd probably just end up holding her and stroking her hair.

Anyways, shes probably too shy on her own to come on to me, I understand that, and I'd use it as an opportunity to deepen the relationship without having sex, maybe just cuddling and sleeping together, instead of "cuddling" and "sleeping" together.

[Anonymous No.]

FICK JA

[Friedrich NEETzsche !Utsuho/zZc No.]

But I want Alice to take advantage of me and step on me

[Anonymous No.]

I would get drunk too so we are even, nobody has any advantage! what happens happens.

[Anonymous No.]

Dammit, OP, stop tempting me with Alice! If it was any other Touhou I'd say no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8514581
If it was any other girl Id say yes. Im not into plain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8514033
magicians regret nothing

[Anonymous No.]

It would be nice if alice restrained my movement. Seems proper for a dollmaster, anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>8514018
>>8514020

[Anonymous No.]

The first time it happened, I'd assume she was just lonely if she came onto me.

If it happened a second time, or a third time, then I'd eventually get the hint and smite that ass like the fist of a wrathful god.