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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYOOOOOOOOO!

>> No.8513660
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YAMAME KURODANI!

>> No.8513663
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VERSUS!

>> No.8513661

I thought someone from /jp/ tracked you down and killed you or something.

>> No.8513666
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BEGIN!

>> No.8513667

This can't end well.

>> No.8513664
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MINORIKO AKIIIIIII!

>> No.8513670
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Haters gonna hate, and I see you're no exception,
Stepping to me? HA! You better check your perception.

You control the Harvest? Bitch, go back to tending grass!
I got a Mountain of Faith in my ability to whoop your ass!

Just abandon this now, things are not as you planned,
Just run along home back to your potato stand!

Because you haven't got a hope, my rhymes are simply profound!
I'm the most famous MC from here to the Underground!

>> No.8513674
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I'm the Goddess of the Harvest, and I got an abundance of skill,
Just because you're diseased, doesn't mean that you ill.

You think you can beat me? Why that's simply outrageous!
I really hope your stupidity isn't at all contagious!

The average person swallows three spiders a year,
But I got one last one to chew on, so come on over here.

I'm rockin' so much style while you sit there poorly dressed,
Prepare yourself, little spider: It's gonna be a cold harvest!

>> No.8513676
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8513676

Go on...

>> No.8513679
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You're the one needs to be prepared, 'cause you're about to be schooled.
An abundance of skill? Could've had me fooled.

I got control of disease, but your rhymes still make me sick,
Your flow is like molasses, you got as much wit as a brick!

Your rhymes are like cancer, because your flow is benign,
I'm spitting rhymes faster than you can say "Autumn Sign"!

My words sting like a spider bite, and your blood they will splatter,
Serving you a up bounty of your own ass on a silver platter!

>> No.8513686
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Stop! Your rhymes I can no longer permit,
I got a shot of anti-venom for that shit that you spit!

You're a sickly arachnid with a frumpy black sweater,
You don't need eight eyes to see that I'm simply much better!

Just like my potatoes, my victory is quite sweet,
Face it, bug, your defeat is complete!

You're so fucking annoying, and that's not just cynicism,
Get the hell outta my face before I show you MY Animism!

>> No.8513692
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WHO WON?

>> No.8513697
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WHO'S NEXT?

>> No.8513699

>>8513692
/jp/ lost, that's for sure.

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YOU DECIDE!

>> No.8513703

>>8513692

Boring characters man... can you start doing the older ones again

>> No.8513714

Oh shit nigga it's rap battle man. Mah nigga Yamame killed it yo. Shit was tight.

>> No.8513717

That was pretty sick.
Read the entire thing in the voices of NWA in my head.

>> No.8513719
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>Who's next

Every thread until you do it

>> No.8513720

Hard to say. I think Yamame won that one.

>> No.8513721
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Yamame my nigga!

>> No.8513725

>>8513719

Can you do Yuyuko with a clean and elegant rap?

>> No.8513726
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYOOOOOOOOO!

>> No.8513731

It's 2hu so there is no need to feel embarrassed about this Reddit/Pooshlmer level thread.

>> No.8513743

Tuhu is the new Umineko of /jp/.

I'm a witch XD = became = I'm a tuhu XD

>> No.8513746

>>8513725
Yuyuko vs Yukari was like the first one I ever did.

I regret not saving its archive link. A dumb is I.

>> No.8513757

Gensokyo Gensokyo GENSOKYOOOO XDDDDD

I already told you FUCK OFF with your tuhushit.
Not everyone that comes to /jp/ cares about your precious 2huspam gaia level /b/tard RP bullshit.

Take your garbage somewhere else, Pooshlmer for instance.
But don't come here for this shit.

I repeat.

DON'T COME HERE FOR THIS SHIT.

>B-B-B-B-But /jp/ was made for le touhou!

NO

>> No.8513755

>>8513719
Second.

>> No.8513760

>>8513757

Why do you even fucking care

>> No.8513761

>>8513719

Do this.

>> No.8513766

>>8513760
Because this is fucking retarded and attracts people of the worst kind to my board.

Like people who use the word EPIC unironically.

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>>8513766

>my board.

>> No.8513776

>>8513766
>implying using it ironically is any better
fucking hipster garbage piece of shit.

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>>8513757
>>8513766
>>8513731
>>8513743
Trying way too hard to fit in.

>> No.8513786

Ignoring haters.
>Who won
Yamame
Close battle though

>Who's next
Prismrivers vs Sunny Milk, Luna Child, and Star Sapphire.
Or >>8513719

>> No.8513793

Fucking nerds getting mad over stupid shit. Holy shit I guess /jp/ only wants danbooru image dump threads and the same 3 generals over and over.

>> No.8513798

>>8513793
/jp/ IS an image board.

>> No.8513805

>>8513793
Yeah, this. I think it's some pretty cool OC.
Someone should draw some of the matchups as 80s-90s hip-hop artists.
Maybe the GENSOKYOOOOOOOOOOOO is a bit much though idk

>> No.8513804

>>8513786

>>8513719

>> No.8513817
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>>8513719 here

Holy shit, I'm actually getting some support for once.

>> No.8513822
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>>8513805
It's an homage to the announcers of the youtube series that gave birth to this idea:
http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.com/

>>8513719
>>8513755
>>8513761
>>8513786
>>8513804
no... please... /jp/ I beg of you, do not make me do it.
Usually I get like one vote max for that, but now it looks like that's the popular matchup!

I swore I would not do a pairing that obvious unless I had no other choice.....
You'll make Cirno cry

>> No.8513835

>>8513822
Oh okay, was not aware of those vids. Carry on, then.

>> No.8513836

yamame spoutin straight shit

word out to my nigga aki she took that ho like yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.8513832

Will you make kaguya vs mokou?

>> No.8513840

Just to make it clear.

I don't hate you OP. I hate 2hu.
If you turned this into EPIC RAP BATTLES OF JAAAAAAAAAAY PEEEEEEEEEEE!
I would cream my pants.

Imagine what you could do.

ZUN!bar vs Sion is a must.

>> No.8513841

Yuugi vs Meiling.

Both fighters that rely on brute force, yes?

>> No.8513842

You're a busta, Aki.

>> No.8513847

>>8513822
Well I mainly wanted Prismrivers vs 3 fairies.

But I do want to see >>8513719 as well.
Dunno why you're avoiding the battle that should have been battle #1 in the first place.

>> No.8513854

>>8513840
But 2hu is like 80% of the content on this board, so why are you even here? Not even trying to be a dick or anything, it just seems like you would've gotten tired of it and left by now.

Also, I feel like if it's going to come down to that, then ZUN!bar and Sion should write their own rhymes. That would be pretty sweet.

>> No.8513863

>>8513854
I come for the shitposts.

>> No.8513875
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>>8513840
Note: there were plans to incorporate other canons into the battles, then we realized they were mostly /a/ material,
like a Ciel vs Father Anderson idea.

>>8513847
Because it's a painfully obvious matchup. Main character vs Main character. Almost boring to write.
I mean, I'll do it because /jp/ has spoken, but damn. I've been avoiding that one since forever.

>> No.8513873

>>8513746

http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/8134789

P.S: I hate you for keep changing name overtime

>> No.8513882
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>>8513873
But I only changed it once,
and the trip is still the same

>> No.8513883

>>8513875
>Because it's a painfully obvious matchup.
That didn't stop you form doing fucking Aya vs Hatate.

But whatever, I will now get the match I've been waiting for.
Waiting warmly.

>> No.8513885

Yamame had the first half down, but Aki was slightly better at the end. It's a tough decision.
Yama

>> No.8513892

>>8513883
>That didn't stop you form doing fucking Aya vs Hatate.

He did Aya vs Hatate? I think I missed that one.

What are the battles that have been done thus far?

>> No.8513894

Byakuren vs.Sakuya.

>> No.8513897
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Whoa there nigga, hold the fuck up--
Sakuya here right on time to say y'all raps suck.

It'll take me less than a second to completely kill it
but why waste the time when I can take this single-second rap and fill it

I'll set time to go slow, so,
I'll flow in an endless second 'cause you're too damn slow and you can't stop this essence of perfect eternal rap mastery that falls in like the grains of sand in an hourglass to the tempo of my beautiful dagger danmaku skill that'll bust your goofy grill while I take a few minutes to sit back and chill

You think you can rap against the living element of actual mortality?
That's just adorable, but really, you haven't got a chance against me.
I'm absolute, I'm eternal, and you can't even keep up with this, It's my time rhymes that control the tempo of this beat, so you just stay frozen while I finish this shit:

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>>8513883
Hatate's such a minor character that it made up for the fact that it was sister vs sister.
Reimu vs Marissa is still almost painful for how obvious it is.

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>>8513897

Time out!

I'm killin' it, this illest chronomantic shit, you're not even capable of bending space-time to your rhymes and you think you're gonna last against my temporal bit? I don't think so, so flow slow like A Wrinkle in Time I'm the IT on this rhyme and you're not even capable of resistin' it.

It's just not worth it,
for me to spend the time at all and manipulate the tempo of this rhyme to something with a faster patter and a liquid flow of quantum states of potential matter in this continuum space-time beautiful cosmic symphony of beautiful symmetry between my based words and your pathetic cacophony--why you gotta try and break the flow on me? Haters always tryin' to step to the maid with the most who rocks the swag like a ghost, got the most, chillin' like a villain in the cleanest mansion you'll find on any damn bank of this linear river that's an ocean in a storm while you're running for the coast of these confused time-lines in which these raps were born, forged in the hands of father time's mysterious cosmic workshop for the sole purpose of winding back your pathetic attempt to step to my tick-tock shit and,
Stop.

>> No.8513910

>>8513899
It's still a "painfully obvious" match up considering who Aya was up against...No excuse changes that.

>> No.8513912
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>>8513905

And time in,
to erase your pathetic reputations from this miserable point in the space-time tapestry in relation to your relative point in this singular second of harmonious causality, relations to the continuum of the final raps, my song of the actual End of Days it's like a glorious blaze of dope smoke, actual good shit that'll fill this dreamlike world with a based Scarlet haze while you're all lost in this midnight maze of twisted time-lines and rewound reverse upside-down casualty, and you can't even see how sad--you still haven't even gotten anywhere close to spittin' at me!

How are your rhymes supposed to hit me when you're so slow that your verbal danmaku is standing still? My speedy raps and way too chill for your inept toxic spit or autumnal shit, it's a perfect freeze when I'm slidin' by like the icy winter of this temporal breeze that brings the erosion of the institutions of all of your dominions, while my beautiful rap is reaching the millions at every point in these time-lines who open their souls to this message of absolute and perfect deific essence of this elegant shit that flows from the heart of my rhymes!

>> No.8513914

>>8513892
Going down the list.

Yukari VS Yuyuko
Utsuho VS Kanako
Remilia VS Satori
Wriggle VS Tokiko
Cirno VS Tewi
Yuuka VS Komachi
Aya vs Hatate
Sakuya vs Eirin
Yamame vs Minoriko

I think that's all of them unless I missed one myself.

>> No.8513919
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>>8513912

Well I've taken long enough even though I've got forever, so just bear in mind as I exit that you'll never
Be on the level of rap goddess Sakuya who brought it directly to ya'
To show that no-go attempts to flow against the Scarlet Devil stylish top-level rap show
Will always end in sad failure for you so-so talentless road-show rappers tryin' way too hard
To carve out a piece of MY kingdom of buttery rhyme that stands as a testament to the endless power of insurmountable space-time.

Like an endless repetition of the quest of Roland or the touch of mortality, this rhyme is immutable and you can't alter THIS causality,
So before the next time you think to step to me, consider again before I break it down again like I stepped in early to kill you unsuspectingly before you ever met me
At the very beginning while you're talkin' to yourself like an idiot in Stage Three.

Peace the fuck out,
Word to my niggas on /a/.

>> No.8513926

Voting Chen vs. Momiji.

>> No.8513930
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>>8513910
Aya had two games and Hatate only appeared in one.
Marissa and Reimu, however,
are plastered on damn near every other game as the flagship mascots of Touhou Project.

Its an obvious matchup, but nowhere near as glaring as Marisa vs Reimu.

>> No.8513932

Too bad people don't realize just how strong Eirin and she never gets any powerlevel love.

>> No.8513935

I second the Prismrivers vs Sunny, Star, and Luna.

>> No.8513937

>>8513935
This

>> No.8513948
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>>8513847
>>8513937
>>8513935
That's the other popular one.
The problem in that one is the excecution.

The battles are usually kept short because written lyrics usually become awkward and tl'dr quite quickly without accompanying a beat.
With six characters to account for, either it gets repetitive or the characters only get a few lines each.

>> No.8513963

>>8513948
I'd rather wait a day or two for something good, then rush you and get shit all over my monitor.

>> No.8513977
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>>8513963
Oh, no fear of that.
I try to sit on the battles for a few days before I post them. Editing and polishing as ideas come to me.

I can't remember how many revisions Utsuho vs Kanako went through.
Tewi vs Cirno was fresh off the press, and the quality suffered. I learned from that particular mistake.

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>>8513977
>>8513948
I came to expecting a challenge, but it looks like someone can't rap freestyle.
I'm disappointed in /jp/'s sad no-flow excuse for a rapper.

>> No.8513983

>>8513930
But. It. Was. Still. Extremely. Obvious.

You think "Aya vs" and the first toohoo that'll come to mind for most is Hatate. Anything else would've been seen as an anti-climactic matchup.

It's the same here for Reimu. You think "Reimu vs" and Marisa or Sanae would come to mind.

Once you did Aya/Hat refusing something for being "too obvious" was thrown out the window.

Of course. You don't HAVE to do it since this IS your thread even if it has the most votes currently.
I'll just continue >>8513719

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>>8513979
Rap isn't about how many rhymes you can spit,
My quality is a quality over your quantity's shit.
Your faults I can numeralize,
Let me factualize your inevitable demise,
You are the sum of everything I despise.
Your flow is blocky, I'd say mineralized.
Go back to your comics and cartoons, you can't land a hit.
Your defeat is inevitable,
I just brought it.

>> No.8513986

You should always have at least 3 battles ready when you make these threads.

>> No.8513991
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>>8513983
Actually, when I hear Aya,
I think Momizi...

Maybe I'm alone in this.

>> No.8513993

>>8513986
It gets repetitive, trust me.
Written verse tends to drag after a while,
especially since its impossible to read with the same beat as everyone else.

Which is why iambic pentameter comes in handy, but I'm no Shakespeare.

>> No.8513994

Ahem. I have an announcement to make.
Chen or Ran Yakumo versus Hina Kagiyama.
Spin vs Spin
If you do Chen, possible backup from Ran.

>> No.8514012

>>8513994
chen spins?

>> No.8514070

>>8514012
Yes. All the fucking time. =/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gY41fMT6Ag

Half of these are Youmu. But all the ones involving Chen have her spinning. Including Oni God. Im not sure if she -always- spins in Perfect Cherry Blossom, but she spins a good amount of the time.

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>>8513985

Hey, yo, you no-flow sad shows can't handle my sweet doughs when I roll taps,
Like a baker's dozen of cakes for my Lady this is gonna be a LITERAL blood bath.
You bring out that cocky shit and think you can talk down to MY raps?
There's no personality in the shit you put up like London when Ginger Snapped.

You bring up the length of my artful solliloquy as if that were a negative you could use to talk smack at me,
You really ought to think twice, my rhymes are classic like the mastery of the oldest school of classic MCs
I step through this fourth-dimensional veil with ease while you're too busy actin' like a dumb bitch and pissin' on trees.

Your rhymes are just as flavorless as rice gruel, and making everyone listen is ten times as cruel
As anything I could say about you, so get stuck in my pace,
Your slow-mode raps won't make your rhymes better--they'll just lose you this race.

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>>8514079
My rhymes are a careful craft,
Your shit is still on 1st draft,
Your incoherent babble just makes me sick,
Throwin the book and seeing what sticks,
Pick back up that dictionary,
Your flow's as original as missionary,
Come on keep singing you canary,
Your rhymes are unsanitary,
You got about as much class as a urinary,

Just step on back, I got all the class,
I'm a fucking MC spittin' rhymes that are visionary.

>> No.8514135

i think patchy v. alice could be nice, china v okuu would be cool too

>> No.8514139
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>>8514135
Flan vs. Rinnosuke

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>>8514102

Take your leave, Sakuya, you've got work to do,
I don't employ you to play games with dim-witted fools
You get along now and ready some tarts,
Because this will be over before tea time starts.

Listen to me, child, you call yourself a visionary,
and dare to say that I am the one who needs a dictionary?
Much like Vizzini, you have trouble with your schemes,
and as for "Visionary," I do not think you know what it means.

You dare to call the Scarlet Devil alike to a bird?
That's surely the funniest thing that I've ever heard!
Your disingenious assertation that my poetry is draft,
Shows quite clearly that you've failed to understand the craft.

A rap is something that comes from the heart,
Not that a fool like yourself would understand art!
Myself of your pathetic raps, I avail
You haven't a lick of class, child, you're destined to fail.

>> No.8514146

THIS IS WHY I COME TO /JP/

>> No.8514152

>>8514079
acceptable
>>8514102
awful
>>8514140
i like this one

>> No.8514170
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>>8514140
I see you switching tactics because your style just fell flat.
I am smiling glad to know that my shit is where it's at.
You think that your an artist but I know this just aint true.
You keep tryin' and tryin', and tryin' and tryin', but you just don't have a clue.
Trying to come at me like that, I'll ensure this day you'll rue.

Step back you perpetrator,
I'm the break administrator,
Your fucking undertaker,
Crawl on back, to your ruddy shack,
Sorry for the Charisma Breaker~

>> No.8514173

>>8514170
please stop

>> No.8514184

I would once again like to offer myself as a voice actor for the purpose of posting these on niconico or youtube. Sadly male, of course, but I'm sure we can work something out

>> No.8514190

Hay guise. I'm gonna piece together a long string of rhymes
Kinda something more peacemeal like pie with key-lime.
Not that it has a solid direction,
Oh gods no, that'd give hardcore rap fanatics an erection
We just can't have that!
But this methodical, nonsensical, parodical shits just that!

Because according to some scrubs your shit just needs a flow
Some weak lyrics put together with no message, ya know?
Its time to take the training wheels off your four wheeled bike.
Now I'm just gonna take a few steps back from the mic.

Seriously. Don't rap back.
I'm not lookin to make an attack
Just spittin some shit thats whack.

After all, its what you're doin
And lemme tell ya, that shit you're brewin?
I'm tryin to tell you, your reputation it will ruin.

Its got no style, just like me.
Its got no pattern, unlike me.
Its got a wimpy little message that I wish I could unsee.

So the two of you step aside
Just let yourselves both unwind
And get the fuck back to your boring, daily grind.

>> No.8514194

>>8514184
Drop me a line at this email. Would love the chance to see something like this on youtube.

>> No.8514204

>>8514194
Diction is crucial. Don't wimp out and mutter the whole thing, that would be way embarrassing for everyone.

>> No.8514211

>>8514204

Of course. since i'll have time to do re-records, I'm going to make sure it's perfect.

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>>8514170

It's truly pitiable that this is the best you can do,
It seems the idea of a tempo is new to you, too,
I don't mind in the slightest, dear, yet even still
I shall force this rap down your throat like a blood-red pill.

You dare to call my lyrical stylings two-dimensional,
Yet somehow you've failed to learn even the basic essentials!
I daresay, child, your rhymes are worse than sub-optimal,
You've clearly never learned: rhyme schema are not actually optional.

Your vocabulary is minimal and worthy of naught but pity,
Oh my, did I insult all your hard work on this sad little ditty?
Don't fret, I'm willing to have mercy if you beg, as you're obviously new,
Perhaps if you kneel, I'll add the much-needed Thesaurus, too!

Allow me then, in summation,
In lieu of a more elaborate stanza
Of well-deserved boastful notations,
Leave you with a brief piece of advice in the form of a pithy Suessian quotation:

Your attempt to stand against me is brave, quite true, but next time I shall opt to drain your blood, too.

>> No.8514216

>>8514190
No animociy here, no hate to fear,
It just ain't like that, so, my dear
I don't have nothing to prove, it don't matter who one
I just love the beat, I rap for fun.

Nothin but love /jp/

>> No.8514232

I'd drop some lines but I'm feeling based as fuck right now. Maybe if this thread isn't dead in 8 hours I'll take a stab at it.

>> No.8514239

Sariel vs Konngara is a must. The OGs of Gensokyo have to show up at some point.

>> No.8514293

Fuck it. Here goes, even though I'm already half asleep.


All these simple rhymes are boring, you should learn to rhyme phrases.
This thread would be much better, word for word, if I made it.
Yamame and Minoriko, you'd best stick to bullet curtains,
Because you just don't have it in you to spit with full assertion.
You're pitiful with wordin', here's a half-asleep masterpiece,
Maybe rap ain't the best way for Touhous to settle massive beef.
I will say this though: I still found it amusing,
I just hope the Touhous for next round are improving.

>> No.8514372

>>8514212

Well, I believe that shall do,
I have defeated all challengers who dared to stand to
The power of the Scarlet Devil, and so for today
I shall bow, take my leave, and away--back to /a/.

It's been fun, children. Don't let the autism get you.

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Final thought: This was a fun thread. I may return sometime to challenge you all again... I hope you'll be prepared for my based temporal flow, next time.

>> No.8514443

>>8513840
Epic shit battle of shitposters?
Yeah no, just go away
You are probally one of them who dropped his trip for pointless discussion

>> No.8514453

>>8514293
Hot damn, that is DOPE.

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