/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a coward. Can someone from /jp/ please come and end my life for me? I want you to bring some helium and a gas mask. I'll pay you for buying them when you get here. You can also take my computer, my touhou and anime figures, and do whatever you want with my body after I'm dead.

I live in the United States; email me if you are serious about this and we will arrange a time and place. This is not a murder; it'll just be assisted suicide, having you make the proper setup (picture related) for me to use and making sure it works. You are not obligated to do anything else or even take the things I'm offering. If you want to just come here and help me and then leave, that's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8511140
Forgot my email.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8511144
Am I a bad person for feeling more bad about the girl that just dropped her juice in that comic page than you that is about to kill yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

Assisted suicide is illegal in the US, reported for illegal content.

["iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg No.]

After that someone should do the same for me.

[Anonymous No.]

If you can't even do it yourself you are not serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>8511146
No, I feel more bad for her in every chapter than for myself. It's from a manga called 私がモテないのはどう考えてもお前らが悪い.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8511140
>>adv

[Anonymous No.]

Hey OP. What's up?

Look, you have the picture, and the picture has all the information you need.

I don't know exactly why you'd need me.
But... is your computer any good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8511152
I'm not strong enough even to kill myself. That should tell you about how useless I am at things.
>>8511156
They won't help and will just post suicide hotlines or something. Only /jp/ knows best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8511140
Can you post a pic of your body, OP? I want to appraise the goods before I cash in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8511170
I want somebody to buy and create the setup, then use it on me and make sure it works.

My computer is okay. It can play most games on the market. It's only a couple of years old and you can sell it for maybe four or five hundred dollars if you chose to do that.
>>8511172
I won't post a picture of myself, but maybe I'll show you one if you email me and you're serious about doing this. I'm white, male, short, and thin.

[naitoknaito No.]

It's sad how all that people could be saved with just a friend to talk with.

[1029 No.]

>>8511144
>>8511150
I sent an email maybe 10 minutes ago
awaiting responses from both

[Anonymous No.]

>>8511178
Do you live alone?

Don't you care about your relatives, parents, etc? Write something, withdraw money you may have, etc.

Things aren't that simple, dude. You have to plan this better if you're serious.

I think you should talk to someone and try to solve your issues, though. It doesn't seem like you can't enjoy life.

[Anonymous No.]

OP is only looking for a sex slave. Anyone who shows up will be promptly drugged and locked in OP's secret chamber, whereupon he will rape you in every orifice and perform other, much more heinous, perverted acts on you until you can't live without OP's dickings anymore. Don't do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8511196
I don't have a bank account or anything worth saving besides the things I mentioned. I think I am planning this fine. I also think you are uninformed, and the person who chooses to help me will understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8511204
This is my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

you do realize you still won't make it to 幻想郷?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8511178
Before I commit to murdering a man for his 3-year old computer, in which state do you live?