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"This is a female body, anon." -Sanae

>> No.8509173

Can I eat it?

>> No.8509185

"this is how a slut works" - ur mom LOL owned

>> No.8509177

Can I have your body? I'll treat it nicely.

>> No.8509178

Her boobs look so weird.
Something's off

>> No.8509183

>>8509173
It's a sausage.

>> No.8509196
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>>8509185
it's funny because Suwako is a slut.

>> No.8509198

Sanae is a girl?

>> No.8509199

>>8509183
Can I eat it?

>> No.8509207

>>8509199
It's a mushroom.

>> No.8509214

>>8509207
Can I eat it???

>> No.8509216

sanaes tits are so nice soft

>> No.8509217

I want to paint Sanae's nude portrait and then send her home furiously unsatisfied.

>> No.8509218
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>>8509214
If you want it so bad, HERE!

>> No.8509219 [DELETED] 

>>8509216
Can I eat those?

>> No.8509221 [DELETED] 

Fucking slut playing with her own tits.
I hate her, /jp/.
I seriously do.

>> No.8509223

>>8509221
We all hate you too.

>> No.8509226

>>8509165
But i don't see a dick....

>> No.8509242
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8509242

Lets stop the shitpost replies and have a nice lewd Sanae thread.

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Guys, let her pretend she's a slut in peace. Fantasy is all she has.

>> No.8509265

>>8509242
>lewd
Get out of /jp/urity!

>> No.8509266 [DELETED] 
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>>8509226
Well duh, that shit's cropped.

>> No.8509273

>>8509263

Depressing.

>> No.8509284

I want to have sex with Sanae even if she has had sex with other men.

I'm impure myself anyway.

>> No.8509286
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>>8509273
Happy ending!

>> No.8509292

>>8509165
Somehow this doesn't feel lewd.
不思議

>> No.8509293

Sanae doesn't deserve to suffer . She is a good girl. Please stop this!

>> No.8509314

>>8509286
That just makes me think she died

>> No.8509318

>>8509314
Death is peace and happiness.

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>>8509284
>I'm impure myself.

>> No.8509341

>>8509314
What was your first clue, the blood-splattered gun?

>> No.8509342

>>8509314
Oh didn't notice the blood, pardon my idiocy.

>> No.8509345

>>8509314
She just found a portal to Gensokyo. Its the only way a NEET like her will ever find happiness.

>> No.8509353 [DELETED] 

>>8509263
It's funny because that's everyone on /jp/ ever.

>> No.8509531
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>> No.8509534

I am black.

>> No.8509538
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>> No.8509554
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How disgustingly lewd.
Cover your body, slut.
/jp/ - Islamic Culture.

>> No.8509555

>>8509217

I like this.

>> No.8509563 [SPOILER] 
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I've been fantasizing about impregnating Sanae lately.

>> No.8509579

Anyone else read that absolutely amazing Yandere Sanae doujinshi that just came out? I wish there was more backstory to it, but it was pretty great otherwise.

>> No.8509591

Sometimes I feel like I want to participate in these threads, but then I get an overwhelming feeling of pity for her, since she will probably never lose the image of being nothing but a cock hungry slut.

>> No.8509626

>>8509579

Not yet. What's it called?

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>> No.8509705

hu hu hu...

WHAT A SLOT!!1

>> No.8509707

>>8509579
damn shame CGRascal already got his hands on it

>> No.8509750

>>8509705

You look stupid.

>> No.8509971
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>>8509750

>> No.8509978

xD sana a slut amirite guize? :D rofl

>> No.8509981 [DELETED] 

>>8509978
Yes, Sanae is commonly portrayed as a slut in Touhou fandom.

I don't understand your irony.

>> No.8509985

>>8509750
you seem upset

>> No.8509988

>>8509626
It's called "Kochiya Sanae wa Yuganderu" ("Sanae Kochiya is Warped").

>>8509707
It actually seems to be one of his more coherent translations. I know that's not saying much, but at least it's readable, with just a few awkward phrases.

>> No.8509995

She's from the real world, it can't be helped that she's already had multiple boyfriends and was no longer a virgin even before her 17th birthday. Why should she be any different from any other real girl? It is only natural for her after all.

>> No.8510006

Just think, if she didn't put out people would just be calling her a frigid bitch colder and more barren than Cirno on a winter's day.

>> No.8510012

>>8510006
No.

>> No.8510032

>>8509981
lol u get the msg

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>> No.8510280

I'd rather she said "draw me like one of your french girls"

>> No.8510303
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How often does Sanae shave her vagina?

>> No.8510311

I remember the thread some time ago where the volumes of Sanae's body cavities were calculated.

>> No.8510322

I have a confession to make brethren...
No one really ever taught me what sex was, so I had to learn on my own. I learned the basics in high school, but still had lingering questions.
I looked at a couple of doijins a couple of times to see what I could muster and I must say that there aren't enough of the adult touhou charcters ones. I think porn is wrong so I don't masturbate, or let alone know how to.
What about that Chinese gate keeper...Mai ying?

Doujin-Moe.us is all I've ever seen....

>> No.8510325

>>8510322
Go away Sudo.

>> No.8510345

Sanae is a good girl

>> No.8510348
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Sanae.

>> No.8510366

>>8510325
I put my most personal secrets out there to the most sensitive and caring board here and that's what I get???

That is actually not bad at all.
You're alright in my book.
But what is Sudo?

>> No.8510369

This is why you shouldn't give attention to specific anons.
They turn out like this.

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How many pairs of fancy underwear does Sanae own?

>> No.8510377

>>8510376
Every pair.

>> No.8510379

>>8510376
Sanae does not wear underwear.
She goes commando all the time!

>> No.8510382

>>8510369
....sorry...I guess

>> No.8510383

>>8510376
Why she would need underwear?

>> No.8510387

>>8510382
If you was sorry, you'd stop now.

>> No.8510389

>>8510379
>>8510383
lol sana a slut xD

>> No.8510395

>>8509165
WELL THANK YOU SANAE I DIDN'T KNOW -some average kid who doesn't know about touhou but plays minecraft instead

>> No.8511090

>>8510395

>>>/v/

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I bet her chest feels so fleshy and warm.

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>>8511098

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>/jp/

>> No.8511373

"Hey, why are you taking my ribbo--" -Rumia

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>>8511373
Whoops

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>> No.8511441

>>8511420
What? Can't a woman have boyfriend even if it means putting on somebody else's school uniform to spice things up?

>> No.8511451
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>> No.8511448

>>8511441
She's just mad that she wasn't invited.

>> No.8511449
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>> No.8511481

>>8511451
>>8511449

Your new is showing. Use spoilers on unsafe images.

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>> No.8511510

>>8511481
It's been said that doesn't matter, as well as makes it worse oftentimes. I've been banned 3 times now for 3 days each for posting nsfw with spoilers

>> No.8511661

Anon, have you ever stopped to think why your board is ridden with pretend-cuteness heavily laced with simplistic lust?

The predictable jokes and displays of irony on /jp/ are very, very tired. It's basically nothing but repressed sexuality, thanks to which few of you can ever post anything original. What constitutes creativity for several of you seems to be writing or drawing out YOUR version of little girls and sexuality. That is in no way separate from being a deviantart member.

You may joke about it at all times, but live until you're middle-aged and you will see how simplistically you acted.

>> No.8511672

Anon, have you ever stopped to think why your board is ridden with pretend-cuteness heavily laced with simplistic lust?

The predictable jokes and displays of irony on /jp/ are very, very tired. It's basically nothing but repressed sexuality, thanks to which few of you can ever post anything original. What constitutes creativity for several of you seems to be writing or drawing out YOUR version of little girls and sexuality. That is in no way separate from being a deviantart member.

You may joke about it at all times, but live until you're middle-aged and you will see how simplistically you acted.

>> No.8511685

>>8511672
Thank you captain obvious. I've got a jewish sense of comedy so I like it here. I'm not an artist so I don't think deeply of these kind of things.

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>>8511672
I'm not a complicated person. I'm simple, immature, and a bit slow

>> No.8511707 [DELETED] 

>>8511685
Sometimes you need to be reminded of the obvious, especially if it's something about yourself.

>>8511692
That's fine. I don't really mind /jp/ either, I'm just bothered by the way its noticeable elitist tendencies and inbred, repetitive content contradict themselves.

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>>8511685
>>8511692
>>8511672

keep going ...

>> No.8511713

>>8511685
Sometimes you need to be reminded of the obvious, especially if it's something about yourself.

>>8511692
That's fine. I don't really mind /jp/ either, I'm just bothered by the way its noticeable elitist tendencies and inbred, repetitive content contradict each other.

>> No.8511728

>>8511713
>>8511713
>>8511713
>>8511713
>>8511713
>>8511713

your subjective critique lacks much, anon ... ask yourself this: am I capable of constructive criticism at all, or am I simply an idealist striving for an illusive and elusive perfectionism?

If you long to fit in, try lurking moar as opposed to declaring a discourse or discussion as elitist. Make an effort to immerse and appreciate cultures (inclusive of its diverse irony, sarcasm and puns) prior to regurgitating some universalistic psychological traits (e.g. this american gentleman is rude, therefore all americans are rude??)

>> No.8511730

>>8510303
she doesn't have to
she's smooth and nice

>> No.8511745

>>8511713
>I'm just bothered by the way its noticeable elitist tendencies and inbred, repetitive content contradict each other.
The elitism is just supposed to keep fuckheads away. This isn't a competition for status.

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>>8511728

Big words brain my hurt

>> No.8511767

>>8510303
>>8510303
Every 3 days, she hates stubble.

She doesn't go bare, she likes a landing strip

>> No.8511774

Calm down... and take it easy, please.

>> No.8511802

>>8511711

>>>/v/

>>8511672

I recommend you delete your post or you will be reported for spamming this thread with off-topic content.

>> No.8511808
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>> No.8511811

>>8511770
>>8511770

>subjective: something that is your own (e.g. coconut ice-cream is amazing!)
>constructive criticism: you point out limitation/faults but also suggest ways to improve it.
>idealist: someone who dreams and sticks to that one often unrealistic dream (e.g. i want all children in Africa to have ice-cream by noon tomorrow and I will make that happen no matter what)
>illusive: something that is fake/unreal
>elusive: something that is constantly moving away (e.g. I tried to catch the cat, but it eluded me at every turn)
>perfectionism: a state where everything is absolutely perfect (e.g. a perfect child for a some parents would one who excels at everything and fails at nothing)

>> No.8511812

>>8511728
I'm no idealist, I don't long for a perfect /jp/. It looks like it will be one of the dozens of boards I've browsed for something between a couple of months and a couple of years until they seem too repetitive.

I'm just an observer, not someone who's playing an authority. Obnoxious American humor isn't the problem here, piggu, though its cultural imperialist ways are.

>> No.8511815

>>8511812
>>8511811

Stop. Nobody cares. You can leave now.

>> No.8511821

S-sanae-san why is my penis getting large looking at you?

>> No.8511826

>>8511812
Are you Ken-sama's ghost?

>> No.8511829

>>8511510
Maybe you should stop shitposting then and fuck off back to Steam.

>> No.8511830

>>8511770
>>8511770

apologies for the long words.

>lurking moar: basically looking around the /jp/ following discussions and watching how arguments unfold before participating
>discourse: just a fancy word for subject
>elitist: a place/thing that is reserved for few and not available to others for no good reason.
>immerse: means participating
>diverse: different kinds
>regurgitating: something that all of us have done during exams (e.g. writing answers exactly as we have been taught or read)
>universalistic: a generalisation (e.g. all apples are red - which is not true at all because green and yellow kinds also exist)
>traits: characteristics of a person

>> No.8511837

>>8511826
/jp/: "If you want me to be, anon-kun!"

>> No.8511847
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>> No.8511851

>>8511821
because she's the embodiment of perfection

>> No.8511860

>>8511851

Your virginity is showing.

>> No.8511857

Most of us are all well aware of how pathetic our situation is and how being an "Otaku" isn't something to glorify. You can thank the newer generation of /jp/ for the current state of things.

I'll be opening that portal before I hit 30 anyways.

>> No.8511871 [DELETED] 

>>8511851
Virgin Nerd.

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>>8511860
>>8511871
Not being a virigin is something to be proud of on /jp/?

>> No.8511890

>>8511885
It must be that new irony thing.

>> No.8511897

>>8511890
With so many kids running around here, I'm having doubts about that.

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>>8511885

Mad virgin detected. You must have some sort of developmental problem.

>> No.8511904

>>8511898
What the fuck are you doing?

>> No.8511905

>>8511857
It's probably only going to get worse in this age of children being raised entirely by the internet and games, their rooms lit by the shine of their engineered hyperindividualism. I wish good luck to you as I await my permaban.

>> No.8511909

>>8511904
trolling.

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>>8511885
>>8511890
>>8511897
>>8511898
>>8511904
>>8511905
>>8511909

Stop shitting up the thread children.

>> No.8511967
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This thread is better when it's about Sanae and the female body.

>> No.8511966

Can we talk about Sanae's feet and armpits again

>> No.8511980

>>8511966

Yes, but I'm still curious as to how often Sanae shaves her vagina.

>> No.8511982

>>8511980
read>>8511730

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>> No.8511988

>>8511982

That's not a valid answer. She's a human, so naturally she must shave.

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>>8511990
how scary

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>>8511988
she doesn't need to shave
>but...
miracle. the power of miracles. stop asking questions.

>> No.8512010

>>8511990
VIRGINITY HUNTER

>> No.8512011

>>8512006

Yes she does. She's human. The stage you're in right now is called "denial".

>> No.8512012
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>>8511997

Don't be scared, she's merely offering you some ripe fruits.

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>>8512011
she is half god.
she doesn't shave. the hair doesn't grow, it's a miracle.

what you DO need to be asking is, how does Reimu shave.

>> No.8512021

>>8512012
Ripe fruit is supposed to be firm, that looks too soft and spoiled.

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>>8512012
Too scary

>> No.8512030

>>8512019

That is also a valid question.

>> No.8512038

>>8512019
Pure girls like Reimu don't shave

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>>8512038
so how come it's so smooth?

>> No.8512067

Wax, and not normal wax, super magical shit

>> No.8512073

>>8512038

You should try growing up.

>> No.8512087

>>8512073
Grown-ups don't believe in magic or Gensokyo either, but there it is.

>> No.8512100

>>8512045
She doesn't get armpit hair. Shes the armpit goddess.

>> No.8512125

>>8512045
She is naturally smooth.

>> No.8512128

Well drawn pubic hair is highly erotic and totally underrated. That said, the most likely means of any hair removal would probably be via epilation, if only on account of the abundance of lasers in Gensokyo.

>> No.8512138

>>8512010

Well, well, well...
What do we have here... a virgin...
Not for too long...ehehe

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>Implying everyone ITT won't give his virginity to Sanae if given the chance.

>> No.8512192

>>8512179
No, she would have to take it by force. I love a good fight.

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>>8512179
She may take my anal virginity any day she wants too!
My body is ready.

>> No.8512211

>>8512179
You got to romance me first; follow proper procedure.

>> No.8512224

>>8512192
Exactly.

>> No.8512250

>>8512179
I seriously wouldn't. Its not hard to tell her to fuck off, I'm not desperate for sex.
Canon sanae would be a good friend or partner though.

>> No.8512358

>>8512179

>>>/a/

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>> No.8512376

N-no Sanae... No! Not like this!

>> No.8512383

>>8512179
gb2/a/

>> No.8512390

Why can't we have drunk Sanae? At least she more fun when she's drunk.

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>> No.8512397

>>8512394
She's not the one that's drunk in that picture.

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>>8512390

Kicking shit over in a drunken rage is not fun.

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>>8512394
Flipping tables is my favorite expression of anger

>> No.8512409

>>8512383
I find it funny how /jp/ tries to act superior to /a/ when /jp/ is filled with children, /a/ > /jp/ deal with it nerds.

>> No.8512414

>>8512409
Reported for trolling

>> No.8512417

>>8512179
Nice pic, she looks like a character from Bakemonogatari.

>> No.8512445

I wonder if it was difficult going from a clean and hygienic modern world to a place where bathing is only done occasionally and B.O. is the norm.

>> No.8512452

>>8512445
She probably got over it within a week.

>> No.8512483

>>8512409
I an inclined to agree.

>> No.8512504

>>8512409
I find it funny how people on 4chan think someone can be dedicated to one board only
"go to /__/" is the most hilarious thing to say, people seem to be never tired of it. Its like sending your relatives to another room, while all walls are waist-high.

>> No.8512659

>>8512504

I only browse /jp/. The situation is the same for many of us.

>>>/a/

>> No.8512688

>>8512659
Okay, Im going to pretend I "went" to /a/ but going to be there like always.

>> No.8512822
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>> No.8512851

>>8512688
>"went" to /a/ but going to be there like always.

Just me, or does this not make sense? I don't know what he's trying to say.

>> No.8512855

>>8512851
He's pretending that he followed your link to /a/ and left despite always browsing both boards.

>> No.8512879

>>8512855
I didn't link it. I was just browsing this thread and had trouble understanding his post. There's surely a better way to express what he did than how he worded it.

>> No.8512942

>>8511363
oh god, I have never seen this one before.
Could you please give me the name?

>> No.8513410

>>8511431

Sauce?

>> No.8513426

>not enjoying lewd Sanae being slutty
Why?

>> No.8513445

>>8513410

[Happiness Milk] Cult of the Lust God (Second Half)

http://exhentai.org/g/460087/a13e0732d8/

>> No.8513456

>>8513426
I do if it's 1v1 consensual heterosex.

>> No.8513460

>>8513426
who?

>> No.8513617

>>8513445

thanks

>> No.8514290

>>8513426

Screw off with the incorrect greentexting.

>>>/a/

>> No.8514343

>>8514290
>Waaaaah

>> No.8514350

>>8514343
You're about to incur some aspie rage.

>> No.8514590 [DELETED] 

>>8514350

He wishes. /jp/ isn't as easy to troll like his homeland /a.

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>> No.8514598

>>8514350

He wishes. I prefer to let him seethe in his rage like he currently is for being called out.

>> No.8514600

>>186

wtf

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>>8514598
That didn't even make sense.

>> No.8514645

>>8514611

Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it doesn't make sense.

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>>8514343

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>> No.8515105

>>8514645
Nah I don't think it was any fault of mine that it didn't make sense.

>> No.8515360
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You gonna get caught.

>> No.8515630
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The evil tongues spreading lies about Sanae are identified now.

>> No.8515635

>>8515360
She couldn't catch me even if I was blindfolded and had my hands and feet tied.

>> No.8515655

>>8515630
Tenshi would never dress so classy, plus she's a proud flatty.

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>>8515635
>implying you don't want to be caught

>> No.8515664

>>8515630
tenshi looks like stocking in that image

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>>8515655
>Tenshi
>Proud flatty

I'm not so sure about this.

>> No.8515685

>>8515663
No, all the fun is in the chase.

>> No.8515691

>>8515680
Of course she is, if she wasn't flat she wouldn't get quite as much fun out of being teased all the time.

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>>8515663

>> No.8515716

suck ducks

>> No.8515715

>>8515693
Sorry Sanae, I just don't love you!

>> No.8515722

>>8509165

>> No.8515726

>>8515693
CRAZY
!

>> No.8515731

>>8515715
you're a horrible person

>> No.8515741

>>8515731
No, I'm just coming to terms with myself, and knowing that no matter how much she might want to love me I'd be the worst possible partner for her and not the loving person that she deserves. I really am a horrible person.

>> No.8515753

>>8515630
I'd go on a date with classy Tenshi.

>> No.8515759

>>8515693
sauce? that's quite hot

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>>8509165
>"This is a female body, anon."
She says that like we haven't seen one before, much less the thousands of depictions of her nakedness in particular.

>> No.8515768

>>8515663

>>>/a/

>> No.8515781

>>8515759

>>8514080

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>>8515768

>> No.8515790

>>8515782
toady pls go

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>>8515790

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>>8515781
Nice! Haven't gone hunting for 1 month, guess it's time to stock up, thanks!

>> No.8515986
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>>8515693

>> No.8516368
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Sanae is miraculous

>> No.8516388
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I wish to bully Sanae. The beauty of her tears and pained expression is beyond description.

>> No.8516427
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Sanae will take all your troubles, your hurts, your pains, and your sorrows, and she would do it with a smile. Because she is Sanae.

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>>8516427
Smiling, smiling all the way to the end.

>> No.8516476

>>8516473
;_;

>> No.8516490 [DELETED] 

> Please do not roleplay on this board, that is not what it is for.
-- Anonymous ##Mod

>> No.8516562

>>8516490

We're not.

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>>8516388
>>8516427
>>8516473
I think it would be the other way.

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>>8516649
But, then Sanae would be a bad girl.

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>>8516667
well, we can't have that

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sanae is a miracle of the universe

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How much bodyfat does Sanae have?

>> No.8516821

>>8516769

She probably never exercises because she thinks all of her fucking counts for that purpose, but it doesn't. 20%?

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>>8516821
Well knowing her output is one thing, but the real question then is what is her average input.

>> No.8516837

>>8516821
Actually, vigorous sex does count as exercise.

>> No.8516852

>>8516837
>>8516821
sana a slut xDDDDDD

>> No.8516856

>>8516837

How would you know?

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>>8516856
What, don't tell me you have never noticed how well muscled rapists are in your ero manga!

>> No.8516873

>>8516856
Not him but I read about it. Sex allegedly burns around 150 calories per hour. Might not sound like much but, well, Sanae.

>> No.8516876

>>8516856
>>8516852
Any kind of action that you do can be counted as exercise as long as it is burning calories, how effective that exercise is though depends on vigorous you are at that action. Even if all you did was hop on one foot it would be exercise, however the effectiveness of it would be somewhat different if you did it for only a minute as opposed to 5 minutes.

>> No.8516891

>>8516769
All her body fat goes to her tits obviously.

>> No.8517067

>>8516873
>>8516837

Not enough to qualify, and additionally there are way too many variables.

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>>8516821

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>> No.8520662

>>8517522
Pits and tits!

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"NNNGGHHHYA! CAWKS! I LOVE BIG, FAT COCKS!" -Sanae

>> No.8522352

Even Sanae wouldn't want to do it with me. ( ._.)

>> No.8522361

>>8522319
Sanae, behave!

>> No.8522529

>>8520655
Even her feet look slutty...

>> No.8523304

That's the best part.

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