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8507189 No.8507189 [Reply] [Original]

So my best bro came up to me one day all decked in a blue wig and uniform of Konata from Lucky Star. He looked so girly and sexy, my boner couldn't help but be aroused, especially when he started taking off his uniform.

I couldn't speak for the longest time, so he asks me, "What's the matter?" I say I'm just confused, but then my boner got really hard as he took off my clothes. Before I knew it, we were kissing each other and he was stroking my dick. I yelped, "Oh God, Konata!" as he blew me till I came.

I then said "I want to fuck you now!" and then I fucked him in the ass. A few hours later after I came inside him, I realized the error of my ways. Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay. But he grabbed my shoulder, his face smelling lightly of bleach and reassured, "Let's just pretend I'm still Konata."

Pic related. It's my best bro wearing a Konata costume.

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>> No.8507213

Fuck i love girls with good tan...

But yeah, uh there is Kaneda in the background!

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>>8507213

>girls

>> No.8507222

>>8507213
KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.8507230

>>8507219
Ｉ　ｄｉｄｎ't　ｒｅａｄ　ｉｔ！

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>>8507230

>giving a fuck

>> No.8507241

>>8507233
Of course you idiot!

>> No.8507244

>>8507219
I would suck his cock with the force of a thousand vacuum cleaners, dude

>> No.8507242

>>>/b/
>>>/a/
>>>/v/
>>>/r9k/

>> No.8507245

>>8507241

My point still stands.

>> No.8507252

>>8507245
Of course you idiot!

>> No.8507258

>>8507242

Well, that's a change. Usually /a/ redirects to >>>/jp/ for all its trash. How ironic.

>> No.8507260

>>8507252

You have a missing comma there somewhere.

>> No.8507261

>>8507189
you posted this on /a/ and /jp/ *sighs* ¬¬

>> No.8507262

oh man this is just lik that lets play pretend comic xD

>> No.8507264

>>8507261

Well, the funny thing is that they usually redirect to each other, so why not post on both?

>> No.8507273

>>8507219
>>8507244
Wait are you implying that's a dude?
NO way!
I request a knowledgeable anon to dissert about this matter!

>> No.8507275

>>8507260
Of course, you idiot!

>> No.8507279

I preferred the comic version

>> No.8507278

didntreadlol.jpg

>> No.8507280

>>8507275

Yes.

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>>8507279

Live-action feels good, man.

>> No.8507306

>>8507222

TETSUOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.8507331

>>8507189
>>8507219

whyboner.jpg

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>>8507189
where did i read that, i know i heard this somewhere else
oh well maybe will remember the name later

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>>8507837

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