/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How does one become /jp/?

Do I have to start playing touhou and order a figure or two?

[Anonymous No.]

It is a mindset qualification not material, save maybe NEET status if you want to go that far.

You'd think most of us wouldn't have the money to get figures and the like anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

If you like sucking dicks, being a shut-in, and have the ability to be an asshole, then you'll fit right in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8506545
>sucking dicks

back to /soc/ with you, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

You must master aikido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8506545
Even on an anonymous site I can't be an asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd say I was, but I actually go outside and I'm a student. I play touhou, have figures, and no friends, but no mental damage.

[Anonymous No.]

You don't become /jp/. You stumble upon this place, find like-minded individuals and share experiences and hobbies. Unless you were already borderline /jp/ to begin with, you will never fit in here or fully understand what goes on here.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god I want to suck dicks all day long and feel them slide down my throat! Cover me with dicks!

[Anonymous No.]

Well, OP.

You start by lurking. You need to lurk to a point where you have to make no questions about trivial (or major) /jp/ things or, if you do have questions, you are able to search them yourself.

Oh, and you also have to be a hikki~

[Anonymous No.]

>>8506558
Same here. I can't bring myself to be cruel towards others even if I am a bit sadistic.

[Anonymous No.]

Just be sure to not get into shitty newfag jokes like sucking cocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8506574
The only correct answer, and one that was true for /jp/ before, and will be true for /jp/ for ages to come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8506570
You forgot your trip Saten anon.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/sies know which 2hu fuck and quality post

[Anonymous No.]

You are welcome here so long as you enjoy our company. Let's enjoy /jp/ togetjer, new friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8506585
Oh God.... Cute dog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8506585
put momiji down right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>8506537
You have to spam sage in every post and constantly post about random japanese news items that are in no way related to otaku culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8506537
Lots of Touhou image dumps, socializing with the others in the thread until you understand how the average anon's mind works. Tripfags aren't worth talking to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8506627