/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be friends with /jp/sies and help them out of their hikki shell. How can I accomplish this if they never leave /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

Break into their homes dressed as cute trap and rape them

[Anonymous No.]

I would legit try to be friends with some of you guys IRL.

[Anonymous No.]

12/f/socal

do any of you boys want to cum play? XD

[Anonymous No.]

Let me suck your cock, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8505226
are you a kawaii imouto?

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to have dirty stinky sex with Iku while she wears clothes she hasn't changed out of for a week while we roll around her trash piles in her apartment. I just wish there were more Iku doujins ( ._.)

[Anonymous No.]

Create a business that has a vast need for lazy, low-skill labor that requires minimal social contact and no formal education?

[Anonymous No.]

I always say these things, especially now hungover and vulnerable.

I would love to be with a /jp/sie. Holding hands and cuddling while watching movies, resting my head on his lap. Looking at him and smiling.

It would be so nice.

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>>8505251
He would never cheat on you, and he wouldn't be emotional and melodramatic. He could be a very cute and shy boy who just wants to love you and make sure you're happy.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet it would be fun to play Melty Blood or PoFV with somebody from /jp/. I think I once co-op played with a /jp/er once on doom, since he talked about lolis and touhou a lot. He also bitched out everybody on the server when they used stupid memes. Cool guy.

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>>8505211
there is like 3 hikki on /jp/ and as one of them i'll decline your offer on their behalf. we're not interested in leaving our "shells". go play with the neet peasants.

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>>8505272
But I want to be your friend.

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>>8505264
>Implying 3DPD would choose this instead of an alpha guido/nigger who makes her cry ever week, because he is "emotionally exciting".

A man can dream though.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think you can.
What I really don't get though is how do people even finance a hikki lifestyle? I've basically only been at it for half a year and it's already coming to an end due to financial situation. Who knows where I'll end up after this though, most likely back home with parents, worst case a mental institution for some time.

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>>8505283
Come on in with me, anon! You can be my meido. Just wear this cute outfit.

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>>8505283
Living with parents and working online.

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>>8505284
We are talking about being in a relationship with someone from /jp/. Not a normal person.

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>>8505251
brb writing erotic fiction

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry, I'm autistic and prefer to program and look at the internet.

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>>8505294
>working online.
Hikikomori dream.

Just not realistic.

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>>8505284
Where the fuck do you think you are? Who the hell are you quoting?

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>>8505272
As another, I second your statement.

Why has this brand of shitposting gotten so popular? Seriously, someone explain this to me. Yeah I know you'll bitch about this and that, but I want to know why this is happening.

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>>8505318
Tell me your secrets.

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>>8505311
I do it. Wouldn't be able to live on it, but it funds my hobbies fine.

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>>8505304
Can you make it about Iku's sexual frustrations being relieved while she's all alone in her filthy room?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a hikki and have been ever since childhood, though it only developed in to a serious state around 5 years ago when I got the internet.

I actually have a legit offer from a girl, an old friend of mine, to help me get out of the hole I've dug myself in to.
She's been emailing recently and genuinely offering to help by hanging out a bit and hopefully getting me back in the flow of social contact.
Though it would feel totally weird to just sit at home with her, I can't really leave the house either.
I'm not sure what to do.
Perhaps I can arrange to go for a walk with her on an early sunday morning before the world wakes up.
Do you think, that would be ok /jp/ ?

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>>8505327
Suck his cock, dude.

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>>8505327
mite b cool
Just make her wear the meido outfit.

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>>8505327
Accept her offer but instead, convert her into the hiki lifestyle and eventually you'll have your own maido and you can be alone together.

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>>8505327
I'm not sure, anon. You may be reminded of all the times she let a black man's cock fuck her ass and make her moan for more. Surely you wouldn't want to look at a cumstained face under the guise of "helping" you?

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>>8505325
It wouldn't be a secret if I did that.

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>>8505327
No matter what you do, it'll end badly.
At least the route of ignoring her and just staying inside takes the least amount of effort.
Remember anon, nothing really changes.

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>>8505312
Myself, you autist. Your shit meme is not funny.

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>>8505341
I demand you tell me so I can buy figs too instead of "saving" for something I don't want right now.

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>>8505347
It's not a meme, you fucking twat.

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>>8505327
If she's your own real-life Misaki, remember how manipulative she was.

She may just be using you to feel better about herself.

[naitoknaito No.]

What qualifies you to help people?
This place seems to be full of people with some kind of sociophatic tendencies, aspergers seems to be the lesser one.

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>>8505356
I just ordered $2000 worth of silver today.
Only becuase I had to drain my bank account before I got in trouble with the autism money people.

You don't need to work to buy things you don't need, anon.

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>>8505358
Not that guy, but how is it NOT a meme?
Hell, it's a 4chan catchphrase. Which is pretty much the epitome of a meme.

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>>8505327
>Perhaps I can arrange to go for a walk with her on an early sunday morning before the world wakes up.
let me guess you're a "hikki" who outside constantly for whatever reasons which aren't even impossible to change. just go be the normal you are.
>>8505280
you're too patronizing. go be friends with this guy above. that's the only kind of "hikki" who's going to go along with you. the real ones don't need kind of crap.

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>>8505361
>What qualifies you to help people?
Experience in said problems.

This is why I could never go to a psychiatrist. How can some normalfag tell me how to fix my life?

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>>8505333

Don't call me dude, buddy!


>>8505336

That would be mean, but, possible lol

>>8505338

She's not very attractive, I doubt she'd get alpha dick.

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>>8505304
Waiting warmly.

I've written some ero on here before, I don't want to make people angry though.

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>>8505358
yeah, it's just spammed on /a/g/ and lots of other boards. totally not just a shitty forced meme. shouldn't you be on /a/ forcing your meme?

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>>8505327

Just stop being a fag and go talk to people, if that's what you really want. This girl will only mess up your life, and as you develop feelings for her, because you are inexperienced mess, she will break your heart and abandon you, leaving you in a worse state.

But keep in mind, you don't NEED to do anything if you don't want to. Let your urges guide you.

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>>8505364
Please don't be so tsundere, anon-kun. Maybe we could just sit inside your room and watch anime all day? Would you like that?

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>>8505374
Relax. We just don't want people to greentext. If you have something worth saying, please say it as prose. Otherwise a thread turns into back-and-forth ">implying" as I'm sure you've noticed from your home board.
Lurk more and take it easy.

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>>8505375

She's an old friend, I didn't develop those kinds of feelings for her then, and doubt I would now.
So I'm not too worried about ending up with a broken heart or anything.

If I didn't want to be a hikki I wouldn't be, I know that.

But sometimes what we want isn't always what's best for us.
And it takes someone to give you a push.

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>>8505402
Is she a virgin?

Why am I even asking. 3DPD >>>/r9k/ >>>/soc/

[Anonymous No.]

Organize a /jp/ meetup or something gay like that so no one can come to it.

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>>8505402
Just be stubborn, abrasive, and unapproachable.
It's the key to living a steady life.

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>>8505384
my home board is /jp/ you idiot. it's been posted on /jp/ how you're trying to force your meme on other boards. who is "we"? /jp/ doesn't go policing outside boards, neo-/jp/er.
>>8505378
the self-sacrificing, oh so friendly, "kind" /jp/ers i've met are self-centered, egotistical, don't know what sincerity means, and only do it to pity others so they can feel self gratitude.

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>>8505405
Some good advice on moving this thread to /soc/, IMO.

>>>/soc/9823102

[wtH !!geIKdOh6/lP No.]

trick them into a real life meet up, make shure to t'HELL them their anus is safe

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>>8505287
At this point I would probably accept a sugardaddy/houseman arrangement if it means I can continue living a quiet life.

[Anonymous No.]

Eh, I get that a thread like this really belongs on /soc/ or /r9k/ but I would rather be friends with some /jp/sies than those awful faggots.

Sage anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8505367

Here's my diagnosis: You have SLBS-Scared Little Bitch Syndrome. This is a common mental condition, in which the "sufferer" is a whiny little faggot about everything, and can't seem to do anything without crying like a fucking baby. SLBS has been found to be the leading mental "disorder" in the world, with the following previously fabricated mental diseases being found to merely be a branch of SLBS. The only mental diseases not found to be a symptom of SLBS are Schizophrenia, severe autism and downs syndrome.

Particularly common signs of SLBS include:

-professing to have social anxiety problems
-being afraid to leave the house
-whining on the internet to strangers
-enjoying VNs of any kind
-being incapable of filling out a job application
-a fear of bathing
-thinking they are special in any way, shape or form
-frequently describing societal woes and problems, and how everyone but them is stupid (Also known as talking out the ass)
-Describing those that point out their gayness as "butthurt" or "normal"

[Anonymous No.]

>>8505444
Even if you have to take big smelly loads in your mouth?

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>>8505451
-crying periodically and for no reason
-crossdressing
-wearing their defective status as a human being as a badge of pride
-having a waifu
-being afraid to talk to girls
-misogyny, and paradoxically, white knighting (A subset of Chronic Bitch Dependency-the second leading mental disease in the world among males)
-reading lengthy posts on image boards
-eating rice and drinking tea with every meal
-consuming less than 2000 calories a day for any reason
-a severe and pervasive desire to consume welfare that feels "natural"; the type of welfare is irrelevant, the same way that those suffering from Dirty Criminal Faggot Syndrome feel a need to steal everything they can fit into their pockets
-an irresistible urge to masturbate to gay porn, or to be feminized

Having 3 or more of any of these is a strong sign that one should visit their local psychic witch doctor for further evaluation and treatment for SLBS.

Far more males than females suffer from SLBS; most females that are believed to have SLBS are found later to actually be suffering from Generalized Female-Cunt Disorder; a disorder brought about by being genetically female and concurrently capable of talking or making noises.

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>>8505459
>reading lengthy posts on image boards
Well played, sir.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>8505451
Why do you always post that same purple hair girl.

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>>8505473
The sticky we had a few years ago.

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>>8505463

who are you quoting?

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>>8505479

But he only said it once

[Anonymous No.]

It won't happen.

I've known a hikki for over 8 years now and no amount of pushing has gotten him to do a damn thing.
I'm just about done talking to him.

[Anonymous No.]

What you do OP. See, listen here closely. Live in a big mansion with a view of a whole city, with this you're able to spy on a hikki and then you can go to his house pretending to be there about religion and induct him into your "project". It worked in my animes. It must work in real life.

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>>8505451

Dear DR anon
From your diagnosis I am definitely suffering from a server case of SLBS
Is there anything you can prescribe me?

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>>8505622
a hot dicking lmao

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>>8505622

Drink 4 of these a day while in public on an empty stomach; remember, though: you can only manage SLBS, not cure it: It's like AIDS.

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>>8505747
I drank a bottle of vodka on an empty stomach last night. I can't even drink water without throwing up today. I wish I spent my money on food instead ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

trust me, you don't want to associate with or even know other people who browse /jp/.

I lived with a /jp/sie once, and let me tell you...it was an absolutely terrible experience. His area of the apartment was absolutely foul. Plates with half eaten meals left to mold and rot under piles of garbage and clothes which he never washed. half-full drink cans waiting to be knocked over and spilled on whatever was nearby, filled with a combination of whatever beverage was once in there mixed with spit and probably some cigarette butts thrown in for good measure. He would cook a meal in the kitchen and then never clean up any mess he made. The concept of doing dishes was completely foreign to this kid, I swear. He also showered maybe once every month, never brushed his teeth and would always leave nasty shit like blood and phlegm in the sink.

He paid his rent the first two months we lived there, after that it was all on me. He never bought any of his own food, just ate mine and then tried to later claim he didn't when I'd ask him about it. I stopped lending him things after a while because whenever I'd get them back there would be some kind of nasty residue on it. Seriously, you'd touch the comic or DVD or whatever it was and your fingers would get this strange black gunk on them.

It's sad he's such a sack of human refuse, because I've never met anyone else I had so many common interests with.

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>>8505772

I laughed hard, except at this.
>always leave nasty shit like blood and phlegm in the sink.

That is actually pretty revolting, I'd draw the line there.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want friends, I want servant, I want slave!

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>>8505752

I have a taste aversion to Vodka, OP, so I understand. No other liquor has ever made me feel as shitty as vodka.

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>>8505789
You sound like a real normal fag. I suggest you leave and go back to your reddit and facebook.

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>>8505772

Some of us /jp/sies aren't like that however. I have a good amount of OCD and take baths twice a day. I clean the whole house once a day and my room practically sparkles.

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>>8505805

No idea what gives you that impression.
The hikki with bad hygiene is just a shitty stereotype.
Not all of us are like that.
I keep myself and my home in a decent livable state.
Not like I have anything better to do since I never leave it.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>8505835
this, I don't understand how so many NEETs let their living spaces become so disgusting since it's where they spend most of their time.

[Anonymous No.]

NEET is not a status symbol.

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>>8505835
He's trying to hard to fit in.

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>>8506200
Personal preference. Most people keep their shit in order because they want to look good for other people, some do it just because they like organization.

Some people don't give a fuck and, since they don't have to look good for anyone else, they don't.

Not to mention the type of person to live off of HITs and welfare probably isn't exactly an A-type personality.

[Anonymous No.]

I like a sane amount of clutter. Sometimes if my room feels too empty I get nervous and literally throw stuff on the floor.

I should throw out some piss bottles though.

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>>8505772
So how did your situation end? AKA how did you kick him out? These hikkis/long-term NEETs sure can be dangerous. Friend of mine says his estranged chronic NEET brother has to face the work-or-leave situation soon. I remember the guy as very skinny/sickly but I should probably tell my friend to bring BA and his shotty if the parents ask for his help in doing the evicting haha.

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2012/01/31/hikikomori-stabs-brothers-kills-self-for-being-told-work/

inb4: shitkaku etc. etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8506619
he ended up moving back home.

but he did leave most of his mess in the apartment for me to clean up. needless to say, I didn't get the deposit back (of which he provided none).

[Anonymous No.]

The only thing I don't like about the life of a recluse is my need of rearranging my room every 3 months. Just finished last night, moved my desk to where my bed was and just moved my bed a little bit more to the left. I can now surf the internet, turn on the lights, and if I am in a risk-taking mood, roll up my blinds and look outside.

The only problem in that plan is that I have 3 dakimakuras so peeing into a near by container isn't the best idea.

[Anonymous No.]

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/who-are-you-quoting

[Anonymous No.]

>>8506619
this board is filled with a bunch of neet faggots who stay inside for a month and call themselves hikki during breaks in school. in that article the brother is a 45 year hikkikmori. /jp/ is filled with a bunch of 18 year old neet who's balls haven't even dropped and they magically become neet once they finished high school.

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>>8507172
NEET is a legal term not a state of mind, retard. it means they're not doing anything, not that they're too fucked up in the head to do anything.

However, hikki is, and I can guarantee you that if there are any on /jp/, they are in the single digits. If that even.

In the end, don't bother criticizing the demographic in which you are a part of.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread makes me feel even more lonely.

Why can't I accept that there is literally no way out of my situation without help, and the help isn't ever coming?

Why do I want to live with someone else from /jp/ or someone who went through a difficult life so that I might be accepted? Why do I think that the best thing in the world would be to cook and clean for and live with someone like that?

Why can't I be okay with being lonely like so many other people?

Why does it hurt so badly, even physically?

;_;

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>>8507187
You still have a shred of social sanity?

I'm just indifferent, I haven't had much contact with people outside of short conversation with family so some stranger would be more of a discomfort than the interest would make up for, even if they do share hobbies. I wouldn't mind much, but then I also wouldn't mind being along for the rest of my life.

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>>8507178
i'm an actual hikki not a neet faggot fresh out of high school. i was a full blown shut-in when the "neet" on /jp/ were still kicking sand on playgrounds.

neet is not a legal term; it's an acronym, but i agree with you on your points besides that. there is no special amount of hikki here. only a bunch of 18 year old neet.

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>>8505772
Sorry but I can't stand someone who can't even take a fucking shower once a day, that is simply too much.

Although it would be nice to have someone interesting to talk too for once...

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>>8507207
defending implies insecurity. No need to try and prove that you're a hikki, and you probably aren't, but I'll leave that pointless argument before it even starts.

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>>8507214
you should return to school. it seems like you never learned to read. i'm not defending anything; the post i replied to never insinuated i was or was not a neet or hikki. i stated what i am and agreed with his points while correcting him on neet not being a legal term.

stop projecting since you're twat teenager and chronic liar.

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>>8507225
How does it feel, caring enough to reply. You really are insecure about it.

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>>8507243
i'm definitely insecure. unless you believe it i won't keep getting money every month. it isn't because there is practically nothing to read on /jp/ and i have all the time in the world.

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>>8506200
In my case, It's because I'm very lazy. I mean exteremly lazy. I can barely drag myself out of bed to go use my computer and I hold in my shit up to the last minute so I don't have to get up and use the bathroom. But on occassions I do get a burst of energy and go brush my bathroom and maybe shower.

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>>8505314
Shut ins have been fetishized. Give it ten years before it becomes popular for normalfags.