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Tasukete /jp/.... Onegai...

Last year I got expelled from college and became a stay-at-home son. My dad said he is tired of this bullshit and that he is really going to kill me if I don't do anything else other than stay at home this year, I don't want to give up on my NEET lifestyle but I don't want to get killed either.

What should I do???

>> No.8504743

Let your dad try to kill you. The worst that can happen is he will actually kill you. On the other hand he may disable you and enable you to live off of disability for a very long time, and he will only have himself to blame.

>> No.8504742

Kill your dad live with your mom

>> No.8504741

Kill you dad

>> No.8504746

hive mind bitches

>> No.8504748

Kill in his stead.

He really did not give you a choice in the matter; the man must have a death wish.

>> No.8504753

>>8504743
This or kill yourself before your dad.

>> No.8504754

I don't really want to imagine the result if he or someone hit one of those tables by accident.

>> No.8504764 [DELETED] 

The only Honorarle thing is sudoku op.

>> No.8504761

Kill yourself before your dad does it.

>> No.8504762

How does one get expelled from college?

>> No.8504770

Your mum isn't doing her job. Kill her and take her place.

>> No.8504771

>>8504762
by smoking weed erryday

>> No.8504779

Get a fucking job. You'll learn soon enough it's the best way out. After you got an income and he doesn't have to support your workless self anymore then maybe both of you could have a talk together. Right now you could probably look for other family member to support you, is anyone willing to support a NEET with their hard earned money in your family, apart from your dad? Tell me about it.

>> No.8504788

>Tasukete /jp/.... Onegai...
Gross.

>> No.8504791
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>>8504742

>> No.8504797

>>8504771
I can safely say that won't get you expelled. On the contrary, it's prettymuch expected.

>> No.8504812
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8504812

.....onegai.............

>> No.8504826

Kill dad, fuck mom, eat college.

>> No.8504854

>>8504797
Says the faggot who lives in a car.

>> No.8504937

buy some cheap stocks online and tell your dad you are working as a stock trader

>> No.8504973

>>8504797
You're in N.A right? So how's winter been treating you? It's been nothing but snow and freezing cold here.

>> No.8504991

>>8504854
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>> No.8504993

Let your dad paralyze you from the waist down.
Aquire wheel chair and bitches.

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