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8503869 No.8503869[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Man

Wouldn't it be fucking great to have a girlfriend that is into the stuff you're into?

You know, having light saber fights in the toy aisle in a store...exploring out in the woods, watching 90s cartoons & looking at old 90s toys/commercials, multiplayer in vidya games...sports...cars....instruments....outdoor shit...whatever.

Man....I mean, I never had a girlfriend, but sometimes when I'm doing a bunch if shit with my friends I'll think "man I bet it'd be fucking cool to have a girlfriend and do all this stuff with her."

not so much when we watch movies and other standard things, but more niche things that my friends do...so, their girlfriends probably wouldn't have a light saber fight, but I bet it'd be awesome to have a girlfriend that would do that kind of dork shit with you. And I'll sometimes think of that when doing stuff like that.

Having one with the same irreverent sense of humor would probably be cool, too.

Fuck dude, and just imagine if she was cute, too. And you two had regular sex on top of all this.

Fuuuuuuuuuuck

Anyway,

am I right boys? You guys ever think about this shit?

>> No.8503881

I do not enjoy having heterosexual sex in the missionary position as I am not a normalfag.

>> No.8503883
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8503883

You realize you could find a boyfriend who's into all of this, right? And guys understand each other better, and are better lovers.

>> No.8503886

>Wouldn't it be fucking great to have a girlfriend that is into the stuff you're into?
No, it would be fucking annoying.

>> No.8503894

Women are annoying, I just want to fuck, nothing more. I'm fine with being alone too, though.

>> No.8503901

>>8503897
Again? Why?

>> No.8503897

>>8503883
Reported

>> No.8503904

>Man
Nope

Wouldn't it be fucking great to have a girlfriend that is into the stuff you're into?
>In theory, but not in practice.

>You know, having light saber fights in the toy aisle in a store...exploring out in the woods, watching 90s cartoons & looking at old 90s toys/commercials, multiplayer in vidya games...sports...cars....instruments....outdoor shit...whatever.
>How normalfag can you be?

>Man....I mean, I never had a girlfriend, but sometimes when I'm doing a bunch if shit with my friends I'll think "man I bet it'd be fucking cool to have a girlfriend and do all this stuff with her."
You have friends and now you want a girlfriend? How greedy can you be?

>not so much when we watch movies and other standard things, but more niche things that my friends do...so, their girlfriends probably wouldn't have a light saber fight, but I bet it'd be awesome to have a girlfriend that would do that kind of dork shit with you. And I'll sometimes think of that when doing stuff like that.
I don't even

>Having one with the same irreverent sense of humor would probably be cool, too.
Good luck with that

>Fuck dude, and just imagine if she was cute, too. And you two had regular sex on top of all this.
Save your virginity, it's not worth it

>Fuuuuuuuuuuck
Yourself

>Anyway, am I right boys? You guys ever think about this shit?
No, because 3DPD

Why am I even replying to this?

>> No.8503909

>>8503901
For being a faggot; a fundamentally flawed human being - an error

>> No.8503911
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>>8503869
It's double edged, OP.

It's difficult to find girls who have hobbies like this and are not disgusting. Furthermore, if you find a girl who accepts your hobbies and isn't completely horrific, they tend to cling and feel like they're entitled to be around you every. fucking. minute. Because you guys click. You'll be together forever.

Want to watch a show? Not without me.
Want to play a game? Not now, we're hanging out.
Why do you always try to do fun things without me?
Texts. Texts. Texts. Why aren't you responding.
Sex. Sex. Sex. So much sex that it gets mundane.

If you ever want to know how much you hate yourself and people like you and want to be inspired to change into someone better, get a nerdy stalkerish girlfriend.

>> No.8503915

>>8503904
>Why am I even replying to this?
Because you are a faggot.
Please escort OP back to /a/ and stay there.

>> No.8503916 [DELETED] 

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>> No.8503920

>>8503909
Obvious troll.

>> No.8503921

sure, whatever. As long as they're there when I want them to be and gone when I don't.

>> No.8503922

>>8503921
Wrong field. Still trying to figure out this new-fangled quick reply.

>> No.8503930
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8503930

While you might find a girl who has the same interests, the odds of her also being attractive are very low if you have interests like gaming and Anime that is.

Girls spend a LOT of time and effort on their appearance.
We're talking hours of hair removal, hair brushing combing , curling/straightening, facial creams , skin lotions,exercise, cooking and eating healthily etc.

Girls who spend 15 hours a day playing an mmorpg with you just don't have the time for that.

Most of these hot gamer girls you see in pics are just posers.
It's probably the one and only time they ever picked up a pad.

>> No.8503929

>>8503904
>You have friends and now you want a girlfriend? How greedy can you be?
friends wont be around forever

>Save your virginity, it's not worth it
Lol neckbeard


>No, because 3DPD
>I'm 12

>> No.8503933

>>8503920
Stay butthurt, faggot

>> No.8503935

>>8503933
I'm not butthurt, just very lonely.

>> No.8503940

Why did you post this on every board?

>> No.8503942

>>8503869
Holy fuck no.

Women aren't men. They can be interested in shit you do but they can't do it without bringing their womanshit into the mix. This means everything you do will have to cater to her needs as well.

Light saber fights in the toy aisle in a store? You always lose. You can never swing hard and hit her in the face. You can never get serious, even for fun.

Exploring out in the woods? Prepare to hear the complaints of your life.

Watching 90s cartoons and shit? Enjoy her being fucking annoying about it in some way.

VIDEO GAMES? Enjoy her hitting on guys and guys hitting on her. Then enjoy making sure she wins every time or else she'll pms all over your shit.

This applies to everything. It has to be her way or nothing. And her way takes the fun out of EVERY THING.

>> No.8503947

it'd be nice as HELL if I could do those things with my wifu

>> No.8503948

I find it hard to believe that real women could enjoy things beyond sex and financial gain.

All they have is good looks. If you want a meaningful relationship, you should consider dating a man.

Also, 3DPG can go to hell.

>> No.8503952

>I'm doing a bunch if shit with my friends I'll think "man I bet it'd be fucking cool to have a girlfriend and do all this stuff with her."

Basically, what this comes down to is that you just want to fuck your friends. Or have friends that you can fuck. Or cuddle or whatever... But a girl isn't required for that, neither that is that sort of relationship.

Also, 90's? Aren't you a little young to be here? Reported.

>> No.8503955

>>8503911
God I have a friend whither a gf exactly like that. Except they've broken up a million times and she's not like him, just has issues

>> No.8503960

>>8503952
This guy has been copying and pasting threads from /r9k/ and /adv/ all day, don't respond seriously.

>> No.8503963

>>8503942
Over. And over. And over.
何度、何度、何度.

>> No.8503965

Are you guys replying seriously to a troll thread??
How the fuck can you guys be so new, get out of here with the shitposter who cpasted this

>> No.8503971

>>8503955
I'm obviously posting out of experience.
I could see a person less independent than I falling into it for the rest of their life. I had to get out.

Get one that will accept your hobbies, not one that shares them.

>> No.8503974

>>8503965

Maybe he just wants to get lots of opinions?

>> No.8503981

>>8503869
Nerd women are mostly non-virgin whores.
I don't want no used goods.

>> No.8504003

>>8503974
Op here

Sadly, that's the case. Bored as hell at work.

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8504015

>>8504003
>work

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