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Anonymous Mon Jan 30 00:13:44 2012 No.8492553 [Reply] [Original]

What would your favorite Touhou do if she walked in on you masturbating in her guest room?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 00:15:13 2012 No.8492564 Her having a positive reaction: Me becoming her shikigami. Her having a negative reaction: My own dick gapped into my mouth as I come to completion would be the least of my worries at that point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 00:15:13 2012 No.8492561 Pardon herself and leave, or walk out pretending she didn't see anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 00:16:44 2012 No.8492567 I wouldn't do a thing like that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 00:17:13 2012 No.8492570 Probably throw severed arm at my face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 00:18:43 2012 No.8492575 Pardon herself and leave, or walk out pretending she didn't see anything. Actually, Yuuka being kind of a dick and all, she'd probably walk in and spend five minutes looking for something she'd left there, and finally give up and leave empty-handed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 00:19:13 2012 No.8492580 She doesn't strike me as the kinda gal to have a guest room. And supposing she does, I would be too busy kissing her feet to masturbate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 00:20:14 2012 No.8492591 >>8492561 This It's the ふつう thing to do

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 00:20:43 2012 No.8492585 >>8492564 Some men pay a lot of money for that in Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 00:20:43 2012 No.8492586 Thankfully such a lewd situation would never happen because [spoilers]Touhous aren't real.[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 00:23:44 2012 No.8492599 File: 1.01 MB, 1414x2000, _003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Take responsibility I guess

>>	Loliphile !KrV755.GHU Mon Jan 30 00:24:13 2012 No.8492605 Gungnir to the face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 00:27:13 2012 No.8492617 You've got a penis!? J-jealous!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 00:28:13 2012 No.8492621 File: 267 KB, 850x772, 1311637163951.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 00:29:43 2012 No.8492626 >>8492599 name of the doujin?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 00:34:43 2012 No.8492645 >>8492621 Ill punch you in the neck if you try to kill me, Yuuka.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 00:46:43 2012 No.8492679 What would you do if you walked in on your favorite touhou masturbating?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 00:51:43 2012 No.8492704 >>8492679

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 00:52:13 2012 No.8492708 She would probably seduce to keep me from getting away, then take pictures and blackmail me.

>>	Loliphile !KrV755.GHU Mon Jan 30 00:52:44 2012 No.8492707 >>8492679 you've read the doujins, you know what would happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 00:53:13 2012 No.8492712 >>8492679 ...start stroking and ask if I can put it in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 00:55:13 2012 No.8492719 >>8492679 I WILL TELL ON YOU IF YOU DONT LET ME FUCK YOU OH THE WONDERS OF PRON

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 00:55:13 2012 No.8492721 What will she do? What willn't she do? These are not for me to decide.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 00:56:43 2012 No.8492723 >>8492679 Apologize and close the door.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 00:57:44 2012 No.8492730 Ask if there is anything I can help with.... :3

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 01:02:14 2012 No.8492752 File: 284 KB, 1200x1600, 8800149.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8492679 My heart wouldn't survive seeing her at maximum embarrassment

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 01:03:13 2012 No.8492763 >>8492752 You are beyond reported.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 03:21:44 2012 No.8493301 File: 337 KB, 661x935, a68841e672a9d1a70249673652750fb2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8492679 Tell her about the birds and the bees

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 03:28:44 2012 No.8493317 File: 98 KB, 276x400, 1326370900478.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8492679 Do this face

>>	Mon Jan 30 03:30:14 2012 No.8493326 File: 312 KB, 800x735, You soft bro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whatcha got there bro?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 03:31:44 2012 No.8493328 Touhou hasn't probably even seen a penis before so I imagine there would be a great deal of curiosity

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 03:46:14 2012 No.8493356 >>8492626 Myon na Tehodoki

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 30 03:53:14 2012 No.8493370 File: 1.30 MB, 1929x2728, 94f87e8ae51375363e7786ee747c7841.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She'll help me with that.

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