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>/jp/

>> No.8479320

they have some cool hats. where can I get one?

>> No.8479323

>>8479320
right here *grabs cock*

>> No.8479327

>>8479323
<Edit>right here *grabs hat*</Edit>

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>> No.8479335

>>8479320
>>8479323
>>8479327
Don't shitposts on my thread please

>> No.8479341

I could probably take that whole class in a fight.

I'm not even kidding here.

>> No.8479344

>>8479341
Two of them have baseball bats, and No Fun Allowed looks pretty hardcore. You sure?

>> No.8479348

>>8479344
I practice aikido.

>> No.8479356

>>8479344
I'd just grab it from them.

There ain't much these punny midget japs could do

>> No.8479353

>>8479348
Oh. Sorry.

>> No.8479355

>>8479348
Aikido has nothing on baseball bats.

>> No.8479357

>>8479348
I'm pretty sure so do at least some of them.

What happens when two aikido practitioners square in a fight?

>> No.8479359

>>8479348

You think none of those kids do any martial arts? Why do you think you're a hardass just because you';ve done a few years of martial arts.

>> No.8479366

>>8479359
Aikido isn't "just a few years of martial arts" you fucktard

>> No.8479370

>>8479353
>>8479355
>>8479357
>>8479359
poster >>8479356
here. I don't even practice any martial arts and I am sure these japs practice their karate or aikido or whatever but I don`t fucking care . I don`t give ma fuck. My western man strength is enough to crush them

literally CRUSH them I am not even kidding I could probably explode their heads with a bear hug, just like a watermelon

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8479372

epic

>> No.8479375

>>8479357

Obviously the weaker opponent would win as practitioners of Akido use their opponents strength against them and increases it 10 fold.

>> No.8479378

>>8479370
Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is.

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>>8479372
Thanks

>>8479341
>>8479333
>>8479344
>>8479348
>>8479353
>>8479355
>>8479356
>>8479357
>>8479359
>>8479366
>>8479370
>>8479375

DON'T SHITPOSTS ON MY THREAD PLEASE

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8479392

If I found myself in an arena ready to fight that whole class I'd say I could probably beat half of them... Because I don't hit girls.

>> No.8479413

>>8479392
I don't care, I just want to bump my thread

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8479449

Why can't these kids be like my chinese cartoons.

>> No.8479464

>>8479449
What the hell? It's like his hair and his cap are only one.

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8479473

I want to be a little girl.

>> No.8479479

>>8479366

One year aikido

10 years any other martial arts

you dont just learn to fight

you learn superiority

from the first day you can already fight better than most of the world

after a year two years?

5 years? you may as well be untouchable

>> No.8479494

weeaboo shit

>> No.8479521

>>8479494
Out

>> No.8479663

>>8479521
Buttmad, nerd?

>> No.8479659

Wow nice one OP!

>> No.8479671

Which one am I?

Where is ``Who are you quoting''-sensei?

>> No.8479688

>>8479671
You have no place on a /jp/ collage because you are literally the newest poster on /jp/.

>> No.8479694

>>8479671
Who are you quoting is shitposter

>> No.8479704

>>8479671
>>8479694
Samefag, nice bump.

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