/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>June 17, 2008 | by Rachel Cericola

>She’s cute, she’s complimentary, and she’s made entirely of metal—well, somewhat. She’s the Sega E.M.A.—also known as the “robotic girlfriend”—and she will soon be available for a mere $175.

>Of course, for that price, the unit is just 15 inches tall, but her body parts (at least the top part) are proportionate to her size. Reuters also says that the Sega E.M.A can kiss on command and runs on batteries.

>“She’s very lovable and though she’s not a human, she can act like a real girlfriend,” said Minako Sakanoue, a spokeswoman Sega Toys. Mysteriously absent from this quote was the word “creepy.”

>The E.M.A., which stands for Eternal Maiden Actualization, can also hand out business cards, sing and dance. Add a toaster in there and I sense many marriage

[Anonymous No.]

old news is old

[Anonymous No.]

Frieza?

[Anonymous No.]

Not moe enough

[Anonymous No.]

This quote is probably better

She's big-busted, petite, very friendly and she runs on batteries.

Sega, best known for its home video game consoles, has introduced a 15-inch tall robotic 'girlfriend' that kisses on command, with a target market of lonely adult men.

The robot, named "EMA," which stands for Eternal Maiden Actualization, is designed to pucker up for nearby human heads, entering "love mode" using a series of infrared sensors powered by battery.

[Anonymous No.]

>she’s made entirely of metal

[Anonymous No.]

>>847176

[Anonymous No.]

They'd make more money if they sold cute doll shells for it.

[Heero Yuy !z5d6wPEnIs No.]

Ugly as fuck.

[TonyHawk !4pO0./8NKY No.]

I'd hit it

[Anonymous No.]

will it kiss my dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>847190
exactly, shit wont sell due to lack of moe

[Anonymous No.]

It still wants your money, just like a real girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

There was a decent thread about it on /a/ yesterday. The discussion eventually evolved into prophesying the near future, where men would devote all of their time to perfect robot girls, and real women would work diligently to have them outlawed and terminated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>847222
It need to sell, and then they will make more moe ones.

[Anonymous No.]

CLANG CLANG CLANG

[Anonymous No.]

>>847234
of course the sluts would rather attack the robot girls than try to make themselves more appealing

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.engadget.com/2008/06/18/wowwees-femisapien-gets-detailed-demonstrated-on-video/

sword fighting fem bots

[Anonymous No.]

>>847234

>decent thread about it on /a/
>decent thread ... on /a/

sage for lies

(and also because I still don't like incessant reposts of old news even when it's about robots)

[Anonymous No.]

Ok, so how many of you faggots are going to buy this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>847234
That's retarded. Women would be too busy perfecting male models.

[Anonymous No.]

>>847253
not even SEX ROBOTS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>847250
Women would be to busy fornicating with alpha males

[Anonymous No.]

>>847253
>incessant

Whoa. Fucking whoa. Fancy-ass educated internet motherfucker over here. Shit man, make way for Professor Fagshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>847263
alpha male robots

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - News/Slowpoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>847273
Oh hello newfag. Guess you didn't get the memo that most of the old 4chan posters are intellectuals acting like retarded people and the monstrosities they really are deep down inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>847273
Highschool dropout?

[Anonymous No.]

>>847279
wut

[Anonymous No.]

>>847279
>the monstrosities they really are deep down inside.
CRAWWWWWWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>847278

I am the one who made the post with 'incessant' and I actually am a high school dropout. I dunno what the fuck is up with that guy because since when is incessant a big word or whatever? Jesus fuck do I have to speak it guttural grunts and shit to avoid being called pretentious? Because I'm not good enough to convey that kind of shit through typing.

[s0nicfreak No.]

PREORDERED

[Anonymous No.]

humans with robots is sick i tells ya ....