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I ordered a pair of nekomimi ears off amazon just now to wear around the house.

I didn't see any mouse ears I liked so I settled for a cat-ear headband.

>> No.8469506

So you settled for her natural enemy. Thats pretty cold and treason.

>> No.8469504

We are going to need pictures of your cute ears when they are on top of your head~ :3

>> No.8469511
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>>8469506
That's just a Tom and Jerry myth. Like mice eating cheese.

Learn your mouse facts!

>> No.8469517

hi im a girl and i want friends

>> No.8469518

>>8469511
I guess you never had an our door cat. They can tend to kill several a night.

>> No.8469522

>>8469511
You should be carefull, cats would love to jump on you~

>> No.8469523
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>>8469518
Those aren't cats... those are dark-hearted MONSTERS... not the same thing!

>> No.8469525

Go back to /r9k/ and /vp/, Joseph.

>> No.8469531

Is this Tokiko 2.0 or something?

>> No.8469536

>>8469525
It ain't me.

>> No.8469540
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>>8469531
I wish I was as cute and popular as Tokiko

>> No.8469542

>>8469540
Is Tokiko from an anime or something?

>> No.8469546

>>8469540
I can make you popular, all you have to do is suck my cock, dude.
And then all my friends cocks.

You will be top of the world before you know it!

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>>8469546
You keep saying that but I never see any follow-up.

I think you're afraid I'll bite it!

>> No.8469555

Can I rape you?

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>>8469549
>I think you're afraid I'll bite it!
That is why we will put this on you.

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>>8469555
It depends on how good you are at mixing a drink

>>8469557
You seem more like the type to WEAR that than to put it on somebody else~

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>> No.8469565

>>8469549
I'll trust you with my manhood.

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>>8469562
>You seem more like the type to WEAR that than to put it on somebody else~
I..I dont mind if its you.

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>>8469567
Why do we have to get into all these fetishistic things... why can't we just cuddle together in front of a laptop and shitpost on /jp/ together?

>> No.8469584

Get some sweet ass mickey mouse ears.

>> No.8469591

>>>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/shitpstr

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>>8469584
Sounds fun. As long as they're not the cheap plastic kind that dig into your skull and hurt real bad after about 5 minutes of wearing it...

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>>8469591
I am forever banned from that clubhouse because I emotionally tormented fukune

>> No.8469611

Disgusting rodent tails. What kind of dumb shit is this to include on gaijin fap material. It's almost as bad as some people suggesting there should be a horse Touhou.

Maybe if she cut her tail off I'd entertain the idea of not kicking her out of my bed.

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>>8469611

>> No.8469625

>>8469618
At least the superior Touhous have furry tails, which are soft and fluffy. Rodent tails are hard and bendy and disgusting. Rodents are pests anyway, and you get people keeping them as pets, as they piss all over their environment. Disgusting.

>> No.8469622

>>8469618
Dont worry, there is nothing wrong with rat or mouse tails.
They are just long, semi hard things made out of skin.

In short its just a very long penis.

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>>8469625
I'm not taking this abuse from you!

>> No.8469633

>>8469627
Fine. Cut your disgusting segmented bendy tail off, and you can suck my dick.

>> No.8469646
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>>8469633

>> No.8469653

Disgusting rat, worst 2hu

>> No.8469656

why is Nazrin so abusable?

>> No.8469659

>>8469597
O_o
actually i didnt care when you blocked me considering you only did it twice and i knew you would add me back
i didnt really enjoy talking to you much but i kept doing it because i felt sorry for you
thought it was kinda weird how you added me back like 5 times when i kept declining
and then asked me stuff on formspring
weird........ oh well no point arguing about it really, have a nice life

>> No.8469666

>>8469659
That's standard practice for Joseph. He adds people, tells them that he loves them, blocks them, then readds them whenever he wants attention.

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>>8469659
You're not fukune

>> No.8469671

>>8469664
kinda funny that your ego wont let you believe the truth tbh
its cool if you want to believe i was emotionally tortured by you or something
im just really the kind of person who just wants everyone to be as happy as possible

>> No.8469675

>>8469666
yeah i p much guessed that heh
pretty strange guy
kinda got bored of talking to him since he just cycles through the same stuff again and again

>> No.8469677

>>8469666
>>8469671
>>8469664
>>8469659
So this is the reason /jp/ is shit? You /v/-posting pieces of shit who co-ordinate your shitposting on Steam, while roleplaying as Touhous?

Why don't you all just kill yourselves? Not even joking or exaggerating.

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>>8469671
sarcasm doesn't translate well over the internet, so that's why I'm going to explain this to you:

Fukune blocked me forever. Fukune banned me from the group chat on sight. Someone on /jp/ posting as/for Fukune (who may or may not have truly been Fukune) said I hurt his feelings and bullied him.

So I from that moment onward would say "I emotionally abused Fukune" as a silly joke because I thought the whole thing was pretty silly.

>> No.8469693

>>8469683
i usually block people who are obsessed with me, yeah ive had to do it to other people too since its creepy
i banned you from the group because you bullied squidy and i was told that you had been in there before and been mean to everyone
but anyway, yeah have fun i guess
i dont really care what you want to think

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>>8469693
It's all silly drama, based on speculation and assumptions and people being silly. I don't mind.

I like to indulge in some drama every now and then actually, it keeps life interesting.

>> No.8469706

how come nazrin is always drawn with a grey tail and not a scaly pink tail?

>> No.8469707

>>8469696
thats true i suppose
well i did have some okay times talking to you
so lets leave it at that and move on
byeee

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>>8469706
becauze nazzie isn't a real mouse, she's a touhou mouse and if she wants to have a cute fuzzy grey tail instead of a pink rat tail she can

>> No.8469714

>>8469696
I remember you telling me about some particular people you were obsessively stalking. Care to change "every now and then" to "constantly"?

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>>8469714
who are you?

>> No.8469742
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Biker Mouse from Gensokyo.

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>4chan drama

oh wow this is retarded

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