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last night I had a vivid dream about searching for porn on the internet. I think I've reached the next level.

>> No.8466410

I dream I'm browsing the internet frequently.
Sometimes I even have meaningful discussions with dream /jp/.

>> No.8466422

Last night I had a dream that I fucked a 9-year-old girl and it was very awkward, but her family praised me for overlooking the age gap. She was very worried about our future together and I was worried if she realized how tiny my penis was (I had amnesia at this point). Then she went to some debate and feminists on Twitter threatened to bomb the location for some unrelated reason. I asked her to not go but she did anyway. Then I told her there were naked pictures of her in her online profile for the event. She was like, "Haha, oh yeah!" then suddenly I was in a VN with the first (and only) real world girlfriend I've ever had, and I played through all the routes on my computer as myself with her or something. Then we were in a cave and had sex. It was great.

>> No.8466419

>>8466410
You could always make the dream threads come true and improve /jp/ so that iit may become like in your dreams

>> No.8466425

>>8466419
I try to sometimes, but the replies I get never match my dream's ones in quality.
;_;

>> No.8466440

I posted in that bokken thread back when...whenever that was. Didn't sleep until last night. Had a pretty cool dream where I was killing zombies with a white oak bokken. Once I woke up it felt a bit lame since it reminded me of that terrible Highschool of The Dead show.

>> No.8466457

Last night I dreamed of having friends. One of them asked me a favor, I said I didn't want to do it, then his face ripped off and there was a monster underneath. He said he has no use for friends who don't do stuff for him and ate me.

Is this how having friends are like, I wonder.

>> No.8466467

>>8466457
I have one friend and I have never been eaten.

>> No.8466493

>>8466457
If someone had written this story instead of dreaming it, it'd be the equivalent of deviantart kiddies drawing their OCCHARANOSTEERU's.

>> No.8466533

>>8466467
Correction:
You have never been eaten YET.

>> No.8466556

>>8466533
That is true. However, when I refuse to obey him, he just says things such as "you're no fun" or "you're weird". Never before has he tried to digest my body.

>> No.8466563

it's really frustrating too since I clearly remember finding a great h animu in my dream, but now that I'm awake I'm pretty sure it doesn't actually exist.

>> No.8466643

>>8466556
Perhaps the process of adapting you for consumption takes a long time.

>> No.8466648

Living the dream.

>> No.8466680

>>8466643
That is possible, yes. However, all evidence acquired until now suggests that it is not the case. Thus, I am inclined to believe that friends do not ingest each other.

>> No.8466692

>>8466680
Give it five years and check in with us again.

I'm marking down the date and will be sure check, no matter where we end up.

>> No.8466705

>>8466692
I am not sure I will remember (or even stay alive), but if I do happen to see your thread in 2017 I will be sure to answer.

>> No.8466728

>>8466705
Until then, anon.

>> No.8466755

Yesterday I dreamed that I was eating a Twix bar and it was the best Twix bar I had ever eaten in my entire life.

Then my pen ran out of ink.

>> No.8466764

>>8466563
The god are giving you a sign

>> No.8466782

>>8466422
Last night I had a dream where Me and my Cousin went otuside hunting for lolis to fuck, then we reached one house and fucked some lolis then some people came and we started talking about drugs.

Fucking weird dream.

>> No.8466781

I had a dream the other day where a gorilla was watching me as I fapped. I pretended it was my waifu and continued.

>> No.8466787

I once had sex with a girl in that tinklebell style of animation. In that kind of bathroom, you know. And it was full of steam as well. Warmth dominated that dream. I was giddy as fuck when I woke up.

>> No.8466792

Just look at all the sages in this thread.

You fucking losers are pathetic.

>wahhhh I should sage everything so there are 0 threads on /jp/ because they all 404
Who am I quoting? No one. That isn't even a funny meme.

None of you use it because you think your comment is unworthy. Let's face it, this board is a shit hole, and the stupid shit you come out with won't make any difference.

You shouldn't sage /jp/ threads like this.

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>>8466792

>> No.8466798

>>8466792
most people have a hard time understanding what a thread is about unless you basically say ITT: POST NUDE PIX

>> No.8466797

>>8466792
Who in the ever-loving God forsaken name of FUCK do you think you are quoting?

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8466808

>>8466397
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT THING IN YOUR POST CALLED

I MEAN THIS ONE

>> No.8466815

>>8466798
Most "people" on /jp/ have a hard time containing their verbal diarrhea in *any* thread, let alone one that doesn't belong here.

>ITT: We post Touhou images
>hurr what is a booru
Then 2 minutes later
>ITT: We post pictures of Flan
>400 images ommitted
>thread full of tipcode users

>> No.8466814

I rarely remember my dreams nowadays. The last one had something to do with dozens of cars parked on the side of the road, blocked out by a huge pile of snow. I assumed their owners wouldn't go to work before spring.

>> No.8466813

>>8466792
You probably think you're trolling, but you're getting trolled.
You just don't know it.

>> No.8466825

>>8466794
>>8466797
>>8466798
I want to believe you're all the same fucking idiot. Otherwise it'd be way too depressing.

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8466829

All my dreams are about the breaks in my car not working. I don't even own a car.

>> No.8466837

>>8466825
>>8466815
>>8466792
I, too, want to believe.

>> No.8466833

>>8466825
nice try at calling samefag, but now you'll have to explain yourself. Depressing?

>> No.8466835

>>8466825
>>8466829
Counter-sage.

>> No.8466842

>>8466833
>Depressing?
/jp/ would have at least three different troll-feeding faggots, as opposed to one.

>> No.8466849

>>8466842
What's most depressing is that most "people" here haven't left their rooms in years, and think of everything they aren't comfortable with as "a troll".

>knock on the door
>someone trolling me
>run out of toilet paper
>i'm being trolled
>someone has an opinion i don't share
>i'm being trolled

>> No.8466854

>>8466842
>at least three
You need to get your logical faculties checked.

I don't think this thread should be saged. Deal with it.

>> No.8466862

My theory as to what's going on here is that someone who visits /jp/ semi-regularly is drunk and decided to start shit with a gimmicky argument he didn't really believe. Now he's getting sucked into it and he's going to make himself agitated for no real reason.

>> No.8466864

>>8466849
>"a troll"
If I had a better word for someone throwing around completely unrelated copypasta in an obvious effort to derail the discussion, I'd use it.

>>8466854
Fine, at least two, more likely at least three.

>> No.8466866

>>8466849
It's all a conspiracy against me, this has been proven.

>>8466862
That's my guess too.

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>>8466849
>toilet paper
Hahaha, funny.

>2012
>not shitting in your pillow case

>> No.8466883

We were overdue for a 300 post flamefest anyway.

Step to it, retards.

>> No.8466884

>>8466864
>copypasta
Oh right. Pointing out how you all sage while pretending you do it for some kind of conscientious and polite reason, rather than not wanting it to be on your front page and you want it to 404.

OK.

>> No.8466892

>>8466884
Can you please explain your grievance to me in detail?
I do not understand your point at all. What is it that you're upset about, exactly. Beyond just our immediate actions, that is. And what exactly do you want done about it?

>> No.8466893

You're really desperate for someone to take the "sage is used to make threads 404 faster" bait, aren't you?

>> No.8466894

>>8466884
Even if I did want it to 404, why are you bumping it? Because you like the thread and want the discussion to continue?

>> No.8466908

Let's just fill this thread with 300 responses quickly so that I won't have to see it on the frontpage anymore

>> No.8466910

>>8466894
No. Because it's a /jp/ thread, and belongs on /jp/.

If you are saging the thread and don't want it on the front page, then don't reply. Just hide the thread. Or is it too tempting to keep sagebombing threads that you aren't interested in?

>>8466892
>upset about
I'm not upset. :)

>>8466893
Whatever you say.

Now I'm going to sage this thread. Because you don't deserve to even post in it.

>> No.8466922

>>8466910
>If you are saging the thread and don't want it on the front page, then don't reply.
Why not? What if I want the thread on the second page?

>> No.8466924

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>> No.8466937

>>8466922
If you didn't use sage, it wouldn't matter which page it was on. The fact is you don't want it bumped, so you sage. By that logic you don't want people to see it on the front page, and you want it to 404 quicker.

>> No.8466949

>>8466937
Who cares about the front page anyway, everyone knows that on /jp/ the better threads are always past that.

>> No.8466952

The person you are talking to is literally Tokiko-chan, loved by everyone.

You can stop now.

>> No.8466959

>>8466864
so whats suppose to be bigger a troll or an ogre?
I saw trolls being smaller in berserk but ive seen be larger in other media

>> No.8466965

>>8466952
Sorry, I'm entertaining myself while trying to find something to masturbate to. Figured this thread was already done for.

>> No.8466971

>>8466952
Not really.

I'm Jones or BOOF or ZUN!bar or any other random tripcode user that shitposts to make themselves the center of attention, right?

Truth is I'm just another Anonymous.

Keep on saging, it makes you look really cool and Japanese on the monthly statistics chart. Try to break the 50% sage rate, /jp/. I believe in you~

>> No.8467141

>>8466952
Actually, I haven't made a single post in this thread yet.

I'll be keeping my eye on it now, though.

>> No.8470669

I had a dream where i was drinking. It turned out to be true. As i discovered that my driver's license was missing. FUCK!

>> No.8470701

I had dream the other night I ordered a magazine from J-List because it was out everywhere else. Instead of my Magazine, Peter Payne arrived instead.
And then he taught me Chemistry and Spanish.
I never received that Magazine.

>> No.8470717

I dreamed that I became the little girl and got to Gensokyo yesterday. It was all happy and nice until I exploded when I was in a flower viewing party at the shrine and showered all the PCB cast, Marisa, Reimu, Reisen and Kogasa in blood. My memories are unusually vivid around that part.

>> No.8470732

Going to go see a doctor. I had a dream last night where I was exploring some random house in some Skyrim like world but more tropical when I came across a book entitled flandre.

>> No.8470734

>>8470732
It's the magic that will open the portal, Anonymous!

>> No.8470748

>>8470701

okay not on topic but, I would like to order magazines (not in the USA) like Gemaga and Comic Megastore, where else can I get something efficient that won't cost me x4 times due to shipping?

>> No.8470764

>>8470748
There isn't really.
You're still going to be paying like 1000Y for shipping minimum, if you get them shipped alone.

>> No.8470779

>>8466563
I know that feel all too well, and not only in regards to porn.

And that feeling when you vaguely remember something and aren't sure if it was real or just something you dreamt of long ago is terrible.

And according to the FF dictionary "dreamt" is not a word.

>> No.8471201
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8471201

Last night (actually morning, but whatever) I had the craziest dream, and now this thread? Woah.

I dreamed I was in some kind of Old West world, traveling valiantly through the desert on foot with some kind of Clint Eastwood-like beard on my face, but only with a sword. And Yuuka was my partner. She had some stylish boots and a cool hat, and the red "jacket" was more... uh... Old Westish as well.

We eventually reached a town and (obviously) went to the bar. There a Marisa who looked a lot like the one from Imizu's doujins started talking to us. I'm not sure about what we talked, but it had something to do with Mokou wreaking havoc in town, so I'm guessing at some point someone talked about a reward, because we went after her.

(continues)

>> No.8471206

>>8471201

I don't quite remember how we found Mokou (it had something to do with Komachi though, I'm pretty sure), but we did. She used a cowboy hat and one of those mexican-things-that-you-put-on-your-shoulders, and started shooting at us with a shotgun as soon as we saw her. Somehow Yuuka managed to get to Mokou while she was shooting at me (hidden behind something, I don't remember what), and used a sword hidden on her umbrella to kill her. I have no idea why all these swords, neither why Mokou just died. Dream stuff.

Anyway, Shikieiki showed up (I don't remember if she had any special clothes like the others, sadly) and started chasing us on a horse, with some cops. I just remember we ended up running down a hill from her, and that we reached an oasis-like place. Then my cellphone ringed and I woke up.

I'm on a pretty good mood today even if my cellphone ruined things. Actually, maybe I wouldn't remember so much of the dream if I hadn't woken up midway... Maybe I'll draw something about this later.

>> No.8471226

I had a dream about fixing my static IP issues.

>> No.8471427

Once I had a dream about being the 2nd in command in space ship. Robert Smith (wearing a golden armor with metallic wings and a golden super sword-reminiscent of the Sagittarius Saint) was the 1st in command, and there were two other soldiers -one fat, another one was very slim- stupid, useless soldiers. We had to chase Gollum from the LOFT, put him in a jail, and set him on fire. We met 4 giant gods in a marmalade pond with a sign that said 'Beware'.

>> No.8471472

Today, a friend told me about a dream wherein I appeared, if that counts.

Apparently I was extremely badass.

>> No.8471479

i had a dream last night about meeting another /jp/er in real life. he asked me my favorite 2hu and then made fun of me for saying kisume

>> No.8471491

>>8471479

That sounds weirdly accurate. Maybe not all /jp/ers would have the courage to make fun of anyone, but still.

>> No.8471666

I can sort of beat that... I used to have dreams about finding rare beta versions of games... I was so depressed when I got up in the morning and didn't have that pirate cart.

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>>8471666
Boo hoo hoo.
Cry me a river, bitch.

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