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Waifu thread!

>> No.8465814

Did you literally just get here from /a/?

>> No.8465825

Considering the persons picture that is photoshopped onto that is a 15 year old from /a/ he probably did.


>> No.8465836

God damn.

This is the sort of person "Ero is holding back eroge" types attract.

>> No.8465860

I am damn confused of that why /jp/ don't have waifu threads. I mean come on. Is everyone trying to cover up their longing with porn threads?

>> No.8465868

Waifu threads attract the worst posters, as demonstrated by the OP.

The meaning has been run into the ground and completely buttdemolished. It's just "look at this character from this season's anime that I think looks cool/pretty/sexy/hot".

If you truly have a ``waifu'', you don't need to talk about it.

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>> No.8465870

I don't mind the idea of waifus or people who have them, but what is there to say?
LOL LOOK AT MAI WAIFU~ HERE I AM GIVING HER CAKE ON MY MONITOR or something? Nobody cares. /jp/ gets this.

>> No.8465873

He's also the kind of 15 year old that thinks he understands everything about the world... When he's 15.

Here are some examples of him asking Jones questions and getting 0wned 4 lyfe:


>> No.8465892

femanon here

it's cute to see how much you guys can love your waifus

>> No.8465908


But they are no taking it too seriously. They just want to have fun. Everyon else is enjoying and laughing. So what is the problem?

>> No.8465910


>> No.8465913 [DELETED] 
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I take my relationship with my wife quite seriously. Insulting Tokiko is something that I consider to be truly unforgivable, even in jest.

>> No.8465915

Look at all the ugly mofo's

Those poor waifu

>> No.8465920

See, that's the problem. It's not a joke. It's serious when you really have one and not just posting in a /a/-level shitthread.

>> No.8465925

I know you're probably doing it just so people point it out or get agitated or whatever, but she's not your wife. She's your "waifu". Just because it's a bastardised version of an English word doesn't mean you have to "backtrack" to the original English word. It wasn't started on /b/ or anything like that, it started in Azumanga Daioh *as* "waifu".

>> No.8465934

Then why don\t you just get off and dedicate your life to Tokiko Isntead of spamming her like pimp in Amsterdam with MB.

>> No.8465938 [DELETED] 

The term waifu is demeaning. I don't want to be associated with inferior /a/ posters. Feel free to call your wife a "waifu", but in doing so, you will never become a true 2Dcon.

>> No.8465946

This. Though not in a "waifus are serious business" kind of way. It's just not a fun thing. Like 2D love as a concept is something I find very interesting, but it's ruined when people do stupid shit like make /a/ threads about their waifus or marry their dakimakura for attention.
Imagine people started doing the same with real-world wives. Like if people started marrying as a joke or "just for fun." Even now that marriage is less serious, such a movement would still cause a huge uproar for disgracing a serious thing.

>> No.8465951

I still don't know what formspring is ヽ(´ー`)┌

>> No.8465954

The term wife is demeaning. I don't want to be associated with 3D normalfags. Feel free to call your waifu a "wife", but in doing so, you will never become a true 2Dcon.

>> No.8465956

I thought only religious fundamentalists cared about the sanctity of marriage these days.

>> No.8465966

You're going to ruffle some feathers here, too, by posting that.

>> No.8465978 [DELETED] 

Just a site where people ask others questions and circle jerk. Also comes with a side of /a/ tripfag drama.

>> No.8465979

Pfff. Don't be kidding me. If girl spread her legs wide open before you while you werre fapping i bet my soul that every one of you would hit that.

>> No.8465980

If I was a normal I'd probably care about it as a serious commitment and whatever. But it's easy to get a divorce so I guess it's a moot point now.
Kind of like losing your virginity. Maybe I'm being naive, but it seems to have gone from this big thing to, "Welp, I'm 16 years old! Time to get this over with!"

>> No.8465987

I'm sure some people out there still care but the divorce rate in the US is 50% and, like, almost half of kids are extramarital on both sides of the Atlantic.

>> No.8465989

A real girl? No, because she's real and 3D and gross.
A kawaii 2D girl? No, because I know thousands/millions of fat neckbeards have fapped to her anyway.

>> No.8465991

>persons picture
>15 year old from /a/
It took only four posts after that for Tokiko to show up. He's slacking.

>> No.8465993 [DELETED] 

Sorry, I've been a bit busy, you know!

Who are you quoting?

>> No.8465996 [DELETED] 

Who are you quoting?

>> No.8466005

But real wives are real. There is no irony in that. If you had just a picture that would ironic but you could also make it funny instead of miserably, pathetic... Plus those cases are very rare.

>> No.8466015
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I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a bunny with a pancake on its head.

>> No.8466021

I was quoting >>8465825.

You can never be too busy for autism.

>> No.8466030

>Sorry, I've been a bit busy, you know!
Harassing 3D lolis and spamming CP on IRC channels?

>> No.8466042

I spoke of regular girl, you denial fuck! You can deny it. But if that would happen. You'd do it. I am 80% sure or even more.

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> you denial fuck!

>> No.8466063

>80% sure or even more
I always love when people use % out of nowhere. Makes me chuckle every time.

>> No.8466098


Don't insult him guys, he loves /jp/.

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dionkey.. u are kinda annoying...

>> No.8466146 [DELETED] 

If you believe it, it's true for you.

>> No.8466150 [DELETED] 

>Harassing 3D lolis
When did I do this?

>> No.8466153 [DELETED] 

Tokiko is a hundred times more annoying. At least this guy isn't shouting off 2ch and textboard shit nonstop in some vain attempt to make it more appreciative.

I say we do a shitposter swap.

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Hey, hey, 4Chan. How many of you are underage? Be honest with me!

Also, http://www.formspring.me/Yanderebabe

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I'll be your waifu, /jp/~

>> No.8466174 [DELETED] 

It's absolutely depressing that they don't ban anyone for being underage anymore. From now on I am calling it Reddit chan.

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I forgot my waifu.

>> No.8466180

You guys care way too much about this kind of stuff, don't you.

>> No.8466184

But you are a guy!

>> No.8466186

Only if you suck my cock and swallow my semen, dude.
Then i will marry you.

>> No.8466187

Back to Formspring, ``please''!

>> No.8466192

Suddenly 15 year old namefags from formspring everywhere.

>> No.8466193
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Bitch, don't talk to Xar like that.

He can do whatever he pleases.

>> No.8466204

I understand that you're upset that you've been banned from 4ch and kicked off tanasinn, all your friends have abandoned you and that you now seek refuge and approval from the very people you despise, but look at it this way: it's your own damn fault. Also, kill yourself.

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And this is why I don't visit /jp/, it's just filled with shit-posting retards who think that we're going to raid some random guy on the internet, and if it's not that, it's someone cumming on action figure and making it a .gif.

Fuck you people for ruining this board.

>> No.8466224


>> No.8466231

...are we in the same thread?

>> No.8466236

Sadly yes.

>> No.8466239

Waifu is /a/ related and you should feel bad for posting it.

>> No.8466245

>48 replies
>27 sages
Who are the real faggots?

>> No.8466246

I tried to silly! But you were just too mean and resentful! You silly billy! So silly! Haha. It's quite funny when you think about it! You truly are a man, ruled only by your penis. It leads you to do some pretty strange things to sate your transexual fetishes. Let me guess: You moved on from wishing you were a girl to wishing you were a trap? Poor you.

>> No.8466247

The one's not saging this garbage.

>> No.8466252

The 27 people who think sage works on /jp/.

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>> No.8466257
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>> No.8466261

Fucking buttmad meido deleted my threads AGAIN.
When will he learn that off-topic threads are /jp/-related and 2hu threads are fucking shit.
Why is /jp/ even SFW when nobody on /jp/ has a job?
I can't wait for moot to fire his sorry ass

>> No.8466262

Hey, don't copy my speechlings like that. I am not gay for yours like you are.

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Oh come on! Everyone deserves love, even if it's 2D... and I should know that all kinds of love feel so good that you just want to shout it to the world!

I couldn't possibly hold it against anyone for making a thread like this and I find it rude that you can and DO hold it against them! Let them be happy!

>> No.8466267

>Not replying directly
Why would you use youtube thumbs up shit on here? Just why?

>> No.8466272

The faggots are the one that don't know /jp/ is the board with most sage percentage (around 30%)
So now getoutofjp.png

>> No.8466282

How about no?

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Having waifus is an /a/ related habit. It doesn't belong on /jp/. So if you have a waifu and intend to talk about it, kindly leave.

/jp/ is for translators, artists and scholars of Japanese culture only. It is a place to create original content and engage in meaningful discussions. Not a place for man-children to salivate over imaginary cartoon girlfriends.

Now that this is settled, please continue.

PS: Stop jacking off to touhous.

>> No.8466287

It actually went from ~50% to ~20% in the past six months. The author of the program used to post monthly statistics on /g/ (not sure if he still does). I hope he dumps them somewhere so I can make pretty graphs.

Oh, and just convince yourself everyone is nokosaging, since there's no reliable way to record that.

>> No.8466288

/jp/ is pure shit anyway, I thought this was common knowledge.

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If you take away the fantasies and delusions that keep me busy, all I'm left with is introspective thought... and that's just so depressing. I'd rather you think less of me than give myself the chance to think less of myself. I'm sorry if I'm a bother...

>> No.8466292

This is a terrible thread. Everyone posting in it should feel terrible. Myself included.

>> No.8466311

Aw, it's okay. Feel free to think about yourself all you want. In fact, if you want to make me happy, I want you to lie down and think about your own life for a whole hour.

>> No.8466314
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Somebody make this graph a while ago that perfectly encapsulates the state of /jp/.

>> No.8466317

fuck everything

>> No.8466320

What cute writing

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But it doesn't you fucking retard, 2010 was much worse than how /jp/ is now.

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You SHOULDN'T feel terrible. It's 2012. In the past ten years technology and society has progressed more than it would progress in a thousand years before the advent of the internet... this world is changing so fast, and people are changing so fast.

I mean, it's normal to be scared or upset with change, and I think it's perfectly rational to think things like people who have waifus are "faggots" or something, but really it's just another step forward. I mean, it ISN'T normal, but normal has never been good!

I mean... well, I'm not sure what I mean. I just know it's silly and rude to just dismiss things of this nature. Especially considering it is VERY MUCH Otaku Culture... this kind of belongs here, doesn't it?

>> No.8466326

That's, like, your opinion, man.

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/jp/ has always been shit. Gosh guys, stop fighting!

>> No.8466330

Dicksmiler invasion. Everyone's buttmad now come on and ride that Dionkey.


>> No.8466332

What are the limits on the timeline?
When /jp/ first started it sucked.

>> No.8466337

What kind of glass dick you be smoking from?

>> No.8466340

The one that doesn't listen to the retards that constantly say how /jp/ is worse than it's ever been.

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>Implying I would make an off-topic, bullshit thread like this.

I wasn't even going to reply to this, because I don't even visit /jp/ (or /a/, for that matter), but I wouldn't pollute your board with my face or unnecessary content. I knew Jone's followers were bad, but this guy has an obsession with me.

Also, what the fuck is up with the Formspring people on here? Is /jp/ really that small?

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>> No.8466353

We don't do that here.

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Who are you quoting?

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hi dionkey.. why did u make this thread..
this is my turf

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/jp/ I just finished Heartcatch Precure.

On a scale of 1-10, how manly am I now?

No, we just come here to try and defend OP. Duh.

>> No.8466368

You'd be surprised.

>> No.8466372

I don't visit this board, so I'm not going to pretend to integrate here.
I swear to god I've seen your name somewhere.
I didn't, Fukune, just some of Jonessama's friends.

>> No.8466375

> I don't visit this board, so I'm not going to pretend to integrate here.
It's just good netiquette and common sense. You should lurk and learn the ropes of any community before you post in it.
But whatever. If you don't care, you don't care.

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oh.. ok carry on then

>> No.8466378


Reported for being under 18.

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Trying to intergrate with a community is called having respect, a 15 year old autist like yourself probably doesn't have that.

>> No.8466389

Reported for being a moron.

More than... 40-50% of 4Chan is underage faggots anyway.

>> No.8466390

I hate underage people like this because they always try to act mature. I have a funny feeling this thread will lead to him arguing something like, "Age is just a number. I am a mature, reasonable poster, therefore I don't see why I shouldn't belong here. After all, moot was a teenager when he started the site."
These people take themselves (and 4chan) far too seriously.

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Really, /jp/, you confuse me...

I wish you could have nice threads like these. I don't go to /a/ very often, but when I did, I made a waifu thread to troll. But really quickly it went from joke posts to serious posters, and it warmed my heart... /a/ isn't like that very often, and it was really nice to read. I was really surprised and happy with it.

I've always thought of you, /jp/, as being nicer than /a/ or /v/... even if you tell people to get out, it's because you care for the board and your friends on /jp/ and not out of hate or anger, really. I'm really wondering why this thread is going so poorly?

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He's not integrating because he doesn't go to this board. He's not going to apply for /jp/ citizenship.

>> No.8466400

Understandable, although I have no intention of staying here for long, just curious to see who comes out of the woodwork.
Go for it, although I don't know where it says that.
I'm visiting a foreign border, that's all. I haven't disrespected anyone here, unless you considering green texting to be a form of disrespect. If so, you should go see feminists, they're just around the corner, they know a lot about being unnecessarily sensitive.
I'd do no such thing. I don't agree with having prejudices, but I can understand the reasoning behind doing so.

>> No.8466407



>If you are under the age of 18, or it is illegal for you to view the materials contained on this website, discontinue browsing immediately.

>> No.8466411

My trip keeps coming off, oh well.
I understand that, but no where in my post does it same I'm under 18 years of age.

>> No.8466420


Unfortunately you have something that says you are and the team 4chan really does love to look for any excuse to ban annoying people such as yourself.

>> No.8466423

It has nothing to do with if you've disrespected anyone, it's just that normals like you who pretend "Oh my god I'm such a nerd" and think shows like TTGL and Geass are good piss people off here. /jp/ is full of cynical misanthropes.

Why did you come here and post? Instead of just ignoring the thread. Just shows how immature you are.

>> No.8466433

Are you that dork that was crying about online applications?

>> No.8466444

I'm 1 year older than Dionkey, and he's much more mature than me.

Younger people post and lurk on here, this is also common knowledge. Quit being so prissy over this shit.

>> No.8466446


You sure sound serious about this whole situation, though.
And I never knew you had to know how a community acts just to get in for a few minutes and say something, then leave. O_OO

>> No.8466448

>I understand that, but no where in my post does it same I'm under 18 years of age.
Oh you sure showed Team 4chan! I'm sure they'll overlook this because of a technicality.
Here's a PRO TIP: If we can see you're underage, so can they.

>> No.8466449

Yeh he's that guy, and then Jones told him to get some life experience and he started crying about it.

>> No.8466454

What does "buzzword" contain?

>> No.8466459

I remember these.
Is that font Museo?

>> No.8466464

Well, the good news is that he won't be able to step onto this board without getting shit and being kicked out. All people have to do is link to his formspring.

>> No.8466471

This thread makes me sad...

>> No.8466472

The usual /jp/ slogans I assume.

>> No.8466474

Honestly, where do you get that I think TTGL and Geass are good? I mean, I've stated that Geass is an average show but can be fun to watch, but it's no where near amazing, good, or great. If anything, it's an average entry-level show. But this is /jp/, not /a/ or Formspring.

Secondly, I realize this place is filled with cynical people; they message me daily.

Thirdly, considering the people who made this thread, you can hardly call me immature. I replied out of a need for some mental stimulation.

I don't agree with the online application process, but I've never cried about it. The online application process is indirect and allows people to prepare for an interview (if they meet qualifications), but fail when it comes to the actual job. Can they fire people? Sure. But I'd rather meet with the manager, have a conversation with him/her, and allow him to see what I'm like. I can understand in corporate environments, but simple service jobs shouldn't be pushing this kind of system.

You guys love throwing around that word, eh? Disagreeing is not crying, although I suppose it is in a dictatorship.

>> No.8466479

Take some screencaps now, just in case (but don't keep posting them or whatever, just leave them on your hard drive as a precaution).
I don't get why people think the mods are somehow stupid robots who can't identify simply patterns like regular posters can. They can view external websites and the archive just as we can, and that's why people like Tokiko and King of /jp/ keep getting re-banned because they're ban evading.

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Soo many stinky delicious cocks around me in this thread, god i want to suck on them all and swallow all zhe semen!

>> No.8466488

I'm not going to remove my Formspring, friend, wouldn't want to ruin the experience for you folks.

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Here's some yandere to cheer you up. <3

>> No.8466495


I'm basically just reporting all of his posts at this point. When a mod comes around to this thread he will see whats up.

He won't be permabanned though. Usually they just ban people until the year they turn 18 (15+3 = three years).

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>> No.8466497

Oh Jesus, I remember when I used to type like this too. I would use "big words" and things like semicolons and em dashes to appear mature, as though it gave extra credibility to my naive, teenage arguments.
Save your posts to a CD or whatever, and come back and look at them in ten years' time. I'm serious. You'll understand what I mean when you do it and it's great life experience.

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gratz dude

>> No.8466500,1 [INTERNAL] 

Oh my god I am old enough to be this guy's dad. And not even shamefully.

>> No.8466500,2 [INTERNAL] 

I don't get why this thread is up. Everyone that posted in it deserves a ban.

>> No.8466500,3 [INTERNAL] 

What especially bugs me is that plenty of posts were deleted, notably Tokiko's. I'm hoping he had all his posts deleted by a mod because of another thread. I don't like the idea that the janitor scrolled through this thread and found some posts he didn't like, but left the thread itself.
It was deleted shortly after I submitted a report, so hopefully it was an actual mod who saw the report queue and issued a few bans. I'm probably being optimistic though.

>> No.8466500,4 [INTERNAL] 

40's with extensions. You know my playas ain't slippin'. My trigger finger be itchin' and any faggot can get it. My niggas down to shoot. All my killas is really with it. My niggas steady mobbin', Sket Dan be the sickest~ The Untouchable Lady Nagi

>> No.8466500,5 [INTERNAL] 

All of my posts were deleted because I was banned. Of course, I'll wait out my ban. I'm a good person.

>> No.8466500,6 [INTERNAL] 

But you're posting right now...

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