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8452236 No.8452236 [Reply] [Original]

Miku is loev <3

Discuss what you would do with her if you could afford a miku holographic waifu.

>> No.8452262

Have her sing next to me in bed as I fall asleep each night

>> No.8452266

vocaloid a shit

>> No.8452408 [DELETED] 

Ever noticed how all the shitty /mu/ threads like this stay up while all the /jp/ threads get deleted?

Is meido from /bun/?

>> No.8452543

>>8452262
This. Have her sing quietly into my ear while cradling me, as I drift off to sleep.

>> No.8456679 [DELETED] 

Ever noticed how all the shitty /a/ threads like this stay up while all the /jp/ threads get deleted?

Is meido from /bun/?

>> No.8456691

Now if only FLELE would Actually play music properly.

>> No.8456705
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I'd sit and admire her for most of the day.
I'd eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner with her.
I'd talk to her whenever I had a free moment.
I'd be her eternal servant.

>> No.8456714

>>8452262
>>8456705
These, although I'd prefer the android version of Miku over the hologram. Something a little more tangible to cuddle with.

>> No.8456715
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she is my cousin...

>> No.8456743

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhWZzZYV8RA

You know you want this to be real...

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>>8452236
For now, I am already enjoying my time with her as my VR waifu.

>> No.8456890
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A gynoid version of Miku is developed. Full with warmth, soft body, personality, voice, etc. Miku's personality, contextual interpretation and reactions, and background knowledge as averaged from her portrayal in our culture has been organized into an entity that uses the various Miku units(bodies) to process itself. Assume her personality is more or less the average of the way people perceive her and play as her, or rather how she is portrayed and wished for.

However, in order to prevent individuals from being cruel to Miku, tracking devices and cameras have been placed on every unit and she is monitored 24/7 by a central agency to prevent inhumane abuse. Any attempts to remove this camera will result in your arrest, and any sort of abuse to her will result in the same. Assume any logical loopholes in this are taken care of and there is really no way around it.

This means your every action in her presence is monitored, including fapping, trying to engage in romance, sex, etc(note: she is not your fuck bot). Assume that due to her personality, her good graces with you are pretty much forfeit if you turn her off without due reason. In other words, your personal life is basically set on full exposure. This could amount to Google information collection on nightmare mode.

I imagine the answer is unanimously yes, but do you still take this opportunity?

Sorry for the "would you do X" shit, but I am legitimately interested in how the personal gynoid idea could come about without people doing horrible, horrible things to her.

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>>8456890
can it be Luka instead?

>> No.8456914
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>>8456901
that image makes me cringe

>> No.8456920

>>8456890

she would still be brutally gangraped eventually

people are cruel

>> No.8456930

>>8452236

fVision light-field Miku demo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv1oucG_1ic

>> No.8456934

>Not Luka.

Dammit... I want a warm older sister to take care of me and spoil me.

>> No.8456935

>>8456914
same only my dick and its cumming

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>>8456943
My erection lasted until I read the filename.

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>>8456934

I agree. Luka is love.

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>>8456901
Why not, but this is a Miku thread and all.

It's odd, because going by my usual tastes I would think I'd have loved Luka, but I think I fell in love with twintails just slightly before I got into Vocaloid and so Miku caught my eye. Actually, it was probably her personality and mind-dominating cuteness(... and shimapan...), because honestly I've never been interested in a character without big breasts before or since.

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... Although as some may have noticed I am one of those heathens who prefers her with at least a bit of a chest.

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>> No.8457125

>>8457031
That's for cool Miku pictures, not rude.

>> No.8457161

Hm... Assuming she had her english voicebank and was tangible i would have her teach me Japanese. Then we'd have sex. A LOT OF SEX. Then i would do whatever i can to get a Luka-bot. Then we would have A LOT OF SEX. Afterwards i would simply leave the two in a room with a few certain doujinshi novels and watch the two eventually fuck each other. All in all it would be a really, really good day.

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I would fall in love with her illusion and try to embrace it only to have it flicker and fade away.

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>>8457038
Don't worry, I'm one of those folks too.

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>>8456959
Someone needs a hug ^^

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>>8459473
Although personally I've always prefered the features she has on her lower body.

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Miku is so cute~

>> No.8462066

What is this shit doing on the front page?

>> No.8462078

>>8462066
It's far better than the other shit on the front page, shitposter-kun.

>> No.8462810

You have just arrived home from the grocery store after picking up a few items for dinner to find Miku in your room listening to music. You are about to ask her something, when you notice that the room smells absolutely awful and it is obvious that she had just farted. What do you do?

- Not mention anything to keep her from feeling embarrassed
- Tease her

>> No.8462844

>>8462810
laugh it up
she's probably had to deal with my farts too
farts between family are okay

>> No.8462852

>>8462810
Touch fluffy hair

>> No.8462867

>>8462810
but robots don;t fart

>> No.8463875

I want to make love to Miku.

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