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Your favorite Touhou is transported to your residence where you will engage in sex with her. The catch? A randomly chosen /jp/ anon or tripfag is also transported, and the sex must be a threesome.

Do you proceed?

>> No.8446233

Oh man, I can't wait to have a threesome with Anonymous and Rinnosuke.

>> No.8446240

I am removing myself from this lottery.

>> No.8446237

QUALITY POST

>> No.8446246

I quickly strangle the touhou, strip her of clothing, rip the seams, restitch with elastic spacer where required, fuck the /jp/er while pretending to be a fabulous frog god.

>> No.8446254

Fuck pizza, eat bike, ride girl.

>> No.8446261
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>> No.8446262

deal's off. I'm too jealous to share her with anyone.

>> No.8446268
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8446268

yes because then we can talk about HOMURA CHA HOMU HOMU HOMURA CHA~~ together

>> No.8446269

Anything for Suika.

>> No.8446292

>>8446262
Deal's off, I'm unwilling to share "Suck my cock" with China.

>> No.8446300

Are you a bad enough dude to watch a guy from /jp/ blow his load in your favorite Touhou's uterus while you're stuck getting a blowjob?

>> No.8446312

I love you /jp/ but I can't cheat on my waifu, not even with a touhou.

>> No.8446325

>>8446312
your waifu isn't a Touhou?

>>>/a/

>> No.8446330

I don't want to share my favourite Touhou with anyone... so, maybe I suck Hong Meiling cock (Can I choose the tripfag?), while Cirno is enjoying my dick with his fresh and moist vagina.

>> No.8446341
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>>8446330
>with his fresh and moist vagina.
>his

>> No.8446358

>>the idea of Anon crying and watching from afar while I jam it into his favorite touhou and mindbreak her

Holy HELL OP.

>> No.8446366

>>8446341
sorry, it was a typo. I meant "her"

>> No.8446382

http://amazon.co.jp/o/ASIN/B003MA6SWE/nknazs1106-22

>> No.8446383

Yuuka and I are going to make some poor fuck very unhappy together.
And then she tears my throat out and brings herself to climax with my stiffening corpse.
God dammit.

>> No.8446414

No. Never.

>> No.8446419

I would, and I'd like to be sandwiched...

>> No.8446424

Never change /jp/. Never change.

>> No.8446437

Okay sure, but my favorite touhou is Rinnosuke.

It'll be a cocksucking good time!

>> No.8446620

But my favourite Touhou is my waifu.
Can I pick a different Touhou?

>> No.8446669

I wonder if aniki ever browsed /jp/.

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