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8444489 No.8444489[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How do I meet a NEET/hiki, /jp/?

I want to find a lonely, stoic and self absorbed intellectual young male who browses /jp/, become his girlfriend, clean his house and cook his food, and then have awkward sex with him... It's sad because reading the NEET/hiki threads turns me on like crazy but I know that there is no real chance of me ever meeting someone like that... the world is just too big

;_;

>> No.8444499

It's easy anon, just look in the mirror and start fapping.

>> No.8444503

You'll not fool me - succubi like you know just what to say. You never steal MY life essence.

>> No.8444498
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8444498

Troll but oh well 3/10

You won't find one because we don't leave our parents house.

>> No.8444508

Yeah, well, them's the breaks. Time for you to find a manly, outgoing, muscular social man who can dominate over you sexually yet treat you kindly with care and love. Can't always have what you want.

>> No.8444515

Are you that girl who gets off on reading about how pathetic we are? I can't think of any other reason you'd be saying
>reading the NEET/hiki threads turns me on like crazy

>> No.8444510
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8444510

I suppose its pretty hard. Internet is probably your best bet. Where are u located?

>> No.8444511

Posts like these make me feel sick.
I'm glad we will never meet.

>> No.8444512

Why does your picture take me to the 4chan main page?

>> No.8444522
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8444522

>>8444489
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqcIX0fzqec

>> No.8444526

Are you 2D? No, I didn't think so.

>> No.8444527

>>8444515
even if op really is a girl she's probably fat or really ugly. There's no normal hot girls that are interested in pathetic people like ourselves

>> No.8444525

Wait, so apparently Misaki Nakahara exists in real life, if this thread is to be believed?

>> No.8444539

>>8444527
There are.. But they're equally as broken /raped as a child and such..

But the nshe cheats on you with any other male contacts she has because you were gone for 2 days. fucking slut i hope you die.

>> No.8444542

I've never had a girlfriend or sex. I haven't even spoken to a girl in 2 years. If only a kind girl from /jp/ would save me from my despair, but that is just a fantasy...

;_;

>> No.8444548

>>8444539
Would any woman as fucked up as we are cheat on us?

>> No.8444549

The janitor will leave this troll thread because it contains a Touhou picture.

>> No.8444546
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8444546

Make an okcupid account.
You already made this shit thread, so you might as well say where you're located.

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8444551

I will only accept a woman who is fond of hamburgers.

>> No.8444554

If only it wasn't for these damn male urges to reproduce. Then I'd be entirely fine with living by myself shut up in my room for the rest of my life.

Also I don't have time for romance. Too much games, VNs and shit to do and coursework on top of that.

>> No.8444564

>>8444503
I'm right there with you, General!

>> No.8444565

Whatever you do guys, just never settle for a fat girl. They're scum.

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