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8442613 No.8442613 [Reply] [Original]

So my mask and tube finally came in. I'm not sure if I have the resolve to go through with this afterall.

>> No.8442616

Please don't do it dude.

>> No.8442617

Please don't. I love you.

>> No.8442619

You did this yesterday and you pussied out too, just don't bother.
At the very least die for a cause you believe in.

>> No.8442631

Kill yourself or stop posting about it you attention seeking piece of shit.

>> No.8442625

>>8442619
my tank came a few days ago. I just got the mask today.

>> No.8442628

Post a picture of the mask on your face in and in front of your jp thread. Then turn on the tank, do a thumbs-up terminator style, post that pic, and hit submit as your consciousness fades.

>> No.8442632

Think of all the good times we had on /jp/.

>> No.8442633

there's so many things in life to look forward to though.

>> No.8442636

The Game

>> No.8442637

Well enjoy, i hope this is what you really want.

>> No.8442639

Just fucking do it already or stop posting about it here.

Its not like your life will just change like in Manga or VN.

>> No.8442643

Flip coins, if you get 3 heads in a row save yourself, if you get 3 tails, so it.

>> No.8442645

>>8442625
My mistake, thought you already had the mask by now.
Still, don't bother. Hand out balloons on the street instead or learn how to make balloon animals; those are fun.

>> No.8442648

I already have to worry about iluvOP every time he's offline for more than a few hours. I don't want to have to wonder whether or not someone else is going to kill themselves.

>> No.8442649

When was the last time you were happy?

>> No.8442656

>>8442648
Maybe it is iluvOP.

>> No.8442651

Please don't do it. You're probably a wonderful person and the thought of anyone from /jp/ offing himself is making me really upset.

Please don't.

>> No.8442653

>>8442648
Why does it matter It doesn't

>> No.8442657

I'm indifferent. My job directly relates to administering death, so you're just a +1 on the counter.

>> No.8442664
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8442664

In the deepest depths of /jp/ you are our brother.
Don't do it.
Please I am Catholic and believe in hope and so can you.
Talk it out with a preist this saturday at confession. It's pratically free help and the church might even fund theropy for you; it happens all the time.

>> No.8442661

>>8442648
I've had 3 friends try and commit suicide between this month and last. What is it with Summer and killing yourself?

>> No.8442666

Why die when the world is ending later this year? And even if it's not, the next U.S. president elected this year will make sure it does. Ron Paul 2012

>> No.8442669

It seems OP isn't happy and if this is the only way OP is going to be happy then let him do it.

>> No.8442677
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8442677

If you don't do it OP you don't love your waifu.

>> No.8442673

Why is everyone acting so normal? I expected more autism.

>> No.8442678

OP WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK.
As for this week go take out huge loans and spend it on useless shit.
Also go throw shit at somebody out of your car window.
Then you can kill yourself.

>> No.8442679

>>8442677
Please don't encourage him. There's zero chance that his waifu would want him to die.

>> No.8442681

I ordered mine as well. Except I'm waiting for the tank instead.

Though, I'm really only going to use it because of the inevitable homelessness that's going to occur any day now.

>> No.8442686

If you have thought everything through and considered every option, then I guess you should go ahead if you think death is the best option.

I won't be able to kill myself since there are still people who care for me even when I fucked up every time. I don't want to become an ungrateful piece of shit by killing myself.

>> No.8442690

>>8442613
Don't give up on life OP, I've been suicidal before myself, The sky might seem dark, but the sun will rise again.
Please don't ruin your chance at living by just throwing it away.

>> No.8442691

(´・ω・)つ(・(・Kneading tits

>> No.8442688

>>8442679
His waifu would want him to die if she's waiting for him on the other side.
>>8442681
You can move in with me, anon-kun. You don't even have to wear embarrassing maid outfits, but you can if you want.

>> No.8442698

Don't do it OP people love you I can't stand it why would you do this to yourself and the people around you life is good it will get better you just have to stick through it think of all the things you will miss 2012 will be a good year for VNs you just need to step out of your bubble to find things to make you happy you can get over this I believe in you so just make the decision to seek out brighter days and surely things will turn around it's not like you haven't been waiting your whole life and it's not like you're used to disappointment because there are no fairy tales and if nothing in your life is enjoyable or worth living for obviously it's logical that something has to be on its way that would be a reason for you to live because God is in his heaven and all is right with the world you just need to keep at it over and over again just expecting a different result is insanity.

>> No.8442700

>>8442656
OP's pictures have EXIF data from a Nokia. Nothing on this one.

>> No.8442708
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8442708

Is a disgusting world, I agree.

I don't know you or your situation so I can't give a honest opinion. If you want you can write something about yourself and your motives in a pastebin, then share it with us, usually I save them because these are emotional and can be used to remember the ones who are gone. At some point I'd like to share it with everyone else so you all could live in our souls.

Or if you want to play something or talk about something as last will you should be welcomed.

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>>8442661
Because the heat sucks. I think i'm the most depressed when its too hot for pants.

>>8442632
This, and its looking better since apparently a janitor took notice of the place.
But hey if feel like you gotta go, I won't try and stop you. Make the best of it.

>> No.8442711

Headline news - "Touhou" Cult Drives Member of 4chan to Suicide
The next day: 4chan shuts down, ZUN issues a public statement that he will not create anymore of the Touhou Project series, chaos befalls the world within eleven months

>> No.8442717

>summer
Get out, third worlders.

>> No.8442719

Sure is fucking samefag in this thread.

Even though you have no intention of doing so, kill yourself idiot.

Sage for shittiest thread on /jp/

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>>8442678
NO!!!!
DON'T ENCOURAGE OP!!!!!
THINK OF ALL THE ANONS THAT HAVE GONE OUT THE SAME WAY!
OP IS A HUMAN BEING AND HAS MEANING AN WORTH!

OP IF YOU DO THAT THAN ALL YOUR DEBT FALLS ON YOUR FATHER WHO WORKED HARD FOR YOU AND YOUR MOTHER, OH YOUR MOTHER WILL BE HEART BROKEN!
ALL THE DEBT WILL FALL ON THEM! ONCE A PERSON LOSSES A LOSSES A CHILD THEY ARE NEVER THE SAME......THEY WILL ALWAYS CARRY THAT PAIN. please OP I have lost so many friends in the short while I've lived. Don't do it buddy. you're really are a friend to some of us.

>> No.8442731

>>8442726
Take this faggot with you, OP.

>> No.8442739
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8442739

honestly suicide is a pretty dumb thing. it's like bailing on an arcade game when you've still got credits in. you should keep on living if only to see what kind of shit you may encounter in the future.

>> No.8442740

>>8442731
..............................
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Damn that was cold.
Did I really deserve that?
Done posting in thread.

>> No.8442741

>>8442726
>A HUMAN BEING AND HAS MEANING AN WORTH.
If he had this, or family and friends he wouldn't kill himself, probably.

>> No.8442749

>>8442740
Please be done posting in /jp/.

>> No.8442759

>>8442717

>not living in Australia

>> No.8442757

>>8442739
Have you ever purchased a meal only to leave the remains after you were full and ceased enjoying it?

>> No.8442764

>>8442759
Fuck, aren't you glad we don't? I hear they banned flat chested women in porn regardless of age. That's so abnormally normal it hurts.

>> No.8442920

Do whatever you want. If you have too much problems and you feel you can't take it anymore, go ahead. I do suggest researching about the effectiveness and painfulness of that method before doing it, though.

>> No.8442928
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>>8442717
I'm sorry but Chile is a DEVELOPED COUNTRY.

>> No.8442936

>>8442764
They don't

>> No.8442946

OP! You should stream it all! Turn on your stream and film yourself dieing. Then the stream will go on and on and you'll be there dead, and we can watch a dead body until someone discovers it!

>> No.8442949
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8442949

if you're still there, don't do it OP, get help and talk to some one (whit out saying you're going to kill you're self). and don't post in /jp/.

>> No.8442952

Suicide? I thought this thread was going to be about OP swallowing his own semen using that mask and tubing.

>> No.8442958
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8442958

>>8442759
>not living in New Zealand

>> No.8442962

Seriously guys cut it out, this thread is depressing.

>>8442958
High-five bro.

>> No.8442960

>>8442946
I actually thought about doing that. At least it will give me a use for that $100 webcam I bought a few years ago

>> No.8442963

I thought he was going to use the mask to run around town at night raping people... took me like 20 min to realize he was talking about an exit bag. Disappointing thread.

>> No.8442968

>summer in january
stop living in the southern hemisphere

>> No.8442975

Since you have no regard for your life why not try erotic asphyxiation

>> No.8442980

I don't know why everyone is desperately trying to talk you out of it, but good luck man.

>> No.8442978

>>8442968
>Not living in STRALIA or NOO ZEELAND

Yes, they are the only two liveable countries in the hemisphere.

Let's make this an /int/ thread instead of something depressing like a suicide thread

>> No.8442979

Instead of killing yourself, why not kill someone else?
At least you will be remembered in someway.
just saying.

>> No.8443018
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8443018

Good luck OP!

But please remember to make it sure that no one will be able to stop you or you will have your life ruined if you won't manage to do that!

>> No.8443019
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8443019

I love you and think you should stay OP. However, if you believe this is the way to go, then you should. Before you turn on the gas, have you considered getting a donor card? There are a lot of people who want to live, but don't have the the chance due to illness. If you sign up as a donor you might help a dying loli staying lovely for a few more years and earn her eternal gratitude. Just saying. You'd need to call the paramedics so your organs don't go bad before you're found though. An alternative that would get you found could be to go in the bathroom of hospital.

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>> No.8443042

>>8443019
lugging a helium tank through a hospital is not suspicious at all

>> No.8443046

>>8443042
Backpack.

>> No.8443052

>>8442613
You could have just bought an already assembled snorkel instead. Please enjoy your swimming.

>> No.8443059

>>8443019
Many, many moons, ago I have watched that anime. It was one of the first animes I have watched. It might not have been the saddest anime ever but it was one of my first and I was very young back then so it left a deep impression. You are a horrible, horrible person for bringing up those feelings again ;_;

>> No.8443060

stream yourself online, OP.

>> No.8443107

please don't die, OP. I don't want to see another /jp/sie die.

if you die, and people likewise die in a similar manner in the future, then there will be no one left on /jp/! for the sake of /jp/, live on.

>> No.8443120

http://www.leisuretown.com/articles/sballoon.html

>> No.8443126

Ignore these nerds spouting sentimental bullshit and do it. Write a note blaming it on the megaupload shutdown while you at it, you'll be all over the news.

>> No.8443135

Suicide is painless is the song.

>> No.8443143

Are you really just going to take the easy way out and let /jp/ turn to shit and be ruined by spammers?
You owe it to us for all the entertaining threads you've read, to stay here and make as many good threads as possible.

>> No.8443159

Like I said last time, many suicidal persons are very narcissistic, always calling attention to themselves. If they weren't so narcissistic, they probably wouldn't even see their life as so terrible, needing to die at a young age.

Also, for anyone who encouraged him to kill himself, or told he should kill another person before commiting suicide:
>>>/b/

We're adults here.

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>>8442613
What are you still doing here? We're all waiting for you over at Gensokyo.

>> No.8443173
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8443173

Don't do it OP ;_;

>> No.8443184

>>8443159
>many suicidal persons are very narcissistic
Now that's just untrue. You only notice the narcissistic ones because they're the only ones that ever say anything. There are many suicidally depressed people who don't say a word until it's too late.

>> No.8443190

>>8443184
These people tend not to be in their 20s.

>> No.8443202

I thought we already went over this, OP. If you aren't going to use your life for yourself you might as well dedicate yourself to someone else.

>> No.8443205
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8443205

DO IT ALREADY YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!

>> No.8443206

>>8442613
You are doing it "painless" way?
Well fuck you! Death is your right, pain is your punishment. Think of all the harm you cause to others. All this whoring. You only deprive honor from that act. Even now you chicken.
You don't deserve death.

>> No.8443208

>>8443159
> Like I said last time
I don't care what you said last time.

> many suicidal persons are very narcissistic, always calling attention to themselves.
"Many", "always", no sources. Way to back up an argument, wiseguy.

>If they weren't so narcissistic, they probably wouldn't even see their life as so terrible, needing to die at a young age.
Because narcissism has to do with having a bad self image, right?


>Also, for anyone who encouraged him to kill himself, or told he should kill another person before commiting suicide: gb2/b/
Because people with different opinions than you are just stupid and need to be censored.

>We're adults here.
Go back to playing with your dolls, tough guy. I'll do so too.

>> No.8443207

Usually I don't care too much about people online talking about committing suicide. But when it's /jp/, and they actually seem serious about it, it's somehow immensely depressing. I've been with you guys for years now, and though we'll never know each other as individuals, we have always existed as individuals behind our conversations, as we have joked around and discussed serious topics, shared our greatest fears and our greatest desires, supported each other when no one else were there to support us, and helped each other realize that we are not alone.

When we are all anonymous, it's sometimes hard to see beyond the abstract community we make up together, but I know that behind that, it's made up by individuals, various people who I'll never truly know, yet who have been tremendously important to me.

The idea that one of these people I have shared so many moments with will just disappear forever is unbearable.

>> No.8443217

>>8443207
What if that's a selfish thought, and he actually suffers so much that a true friend would support his choice?

He's probably some weak kid who'll kill himself over very trivial problems because he can't man up, but let's just pretend this isn't the case.

>> No.8443220

So is OP dead or what?

>> No.8443222

>>8442613

>exposing yourself to random people on the internet who have no control over what you do for attention
Why should we give a fuck,it's not like we can do anything for you anyway.
Just kill yourself already so this waste of a thread can disappear

>> No.8443234

>>8442666
Why are leftist scum so afraid of Ron Paul's message? You and I both know the kike media would just bury him alive as the old white racist vs black Jesus even if he did get the nomination.

>> No.8443246

If you want to die in a painless way then you aren't serious about suicide

>> No.8443263

making balloons would be a better use for what you spent on that.

>> No.8443271

So, are you chilean too, po?

Damn, those bitches are falling like flies.

>> No.8443280

>>8443234
left, rite, its all the same shite xD

>> No.8443283

>>8443280
Fuck you.

>> No.8443317

>>8443019
No, this shit is too risky.
What if the paramedics arrive too early?

>> No.8443322

>>8443317
Not out of possiblity to set up some sort of timer to have someone call them or something.

>> No.8443329

If you're not strong enough to live, kill yourself.

>> No.8443333

Honesly OP, if you decide to do it, fucking stream it like a fucking man.

I've always wanted to see a person commit suicide. Do it for me, do it for all of us.

>> No.8443336

>>8443159
You know what's narcissistic? Valuing human life for no reason.

>> No.8443337

>>8443333
No, you don't.
Watching people die is extremely unpleasant and will haunt you for months.
Persuading someone to kill themselves and then forgetting about it is fine though.

>> No.8443342

>>8443337

Someone sure is new, what, never seen a execution video from the middle east or a man slaughter from mexican drug dealers?

Never watched snuff porn?

Step your game up, kid.

>> No.8443344

>>8443342
I was speaking from personal experience.

>> No.8443347

>>8443333
>>8443337
Wretched sick as fuck. Also psycho-narsistic.

>> No.8443348

>>8443342
I'm sure your attitude will be appreciated in >>>/b/

>> No.8443352

>>8443342
Oh and if you think that watching people die is 'lol so edgy' then you're a faggot. LOL SO EDGY LOOK AT ME BE EXTREME.

Knock that kiddy shit off.

>> No.8443357

OP if you're still alive and reading this thread.

Like many of us have already said, stream it.

>> No.8443362

>>8443352

No, I've never seen a person die up close with live footage, I just want to see it.

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8443366

>>8443348
>>8443352
You better watch who you talk down to, kid. I've killed more men over seas than times you've sucked on your mom's teat.

>> No.8443372

>>8443342
haha u sure are tough man xDDD

love me some GORE PEOPLE GET KILED YEAH

noting i can watch wil fase me lets tech the newfafgs

/b/rofist

>> No.8443381

Oh i want to see person die up close. Fuck yeah. Skin torn with heated up iron hooks. Woohoo! Die for me. I make you kill yourself. IT WAS ME! ME! I am the greatest most beautifull the best.
STREAM IT! STREAM IT!

>> No.8443382

lol way to use epik trip to tel off dat faggot man we legun :DDDDD xD

>> No.8443393

>>8443382
Reported.

>> No.8443394
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8443394

dont do it please dont ;_; i would do anything to stop someone killing themselves

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8443395

>>8443366
Yeah I'm sure that's about all you did in the "army" big guy.

>> No.8443400

>>8443394
Ok. You kill yourself and OP lives. Fair deal?

>> No.8443402

>>8443394
Can I f**k you and your friends?

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8443405

rude sage for your fake suicide op
rude sage
very rude

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8443407

>>8443402
you can f**k with me if it will stop you killing yourself but not my friends

>>8443400
okay better me than someone else

>> No.8443424

>>8443407
go to bed, Fukune

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8443426

>>8442613
>tube
Ok.

Now stick it up your ass and take pics. Also, STALKER...!

>> No.8443429

>>8443426
If you fill your rectum with helium, will you eventually find yourself burping it up?

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8443431

>>8443424
its nearly fuggin 2pm baka brain not bed time yet

>> No.8443459

>>8443431
I live in the same country as you?

Fuck my life.

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8443475

>>8443459
whats wrong with me/>????????????????? >:(

>> No.8443484

>>8443475
Nothing. Forget I said anything.

Just carry on acting like a mentally handicapped 9 year old, like you usually do.
It's not like I'm going to see another one of your posts anyway.

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8443494

>>8443484
ill do my best!

>> No.8443497

>>8443475
You're so big NERD youre cat died!!!!!!1 :---DDDDD

lol nerdfug ::--DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

:-DDD

>> No.8443498

>>8443494
D
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D

G
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:-----DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.8443504

deceased feline :--DDDDDDDDDDD

:------DDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.8443522

So, is he dead ?

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8443527

>>8443504
>>8443498
>>8443497
SHUT THE FUG UP YAMA're or bill or daigo

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8443530

She was w8ing for you OP , you didnt came last night to take her on a date

>> No.8443531

i don't get it. how do you kill yourself with a tube?
wat

inb4 newfag etc

>> No.8443542

>>8443527
You're shitposting in a suicide thread. Let that sink in for a moment.

I know you probably have a mental disease, so when you get into your DFWMF-chan persona, you probably don't even notice what you're doing, but stop right now and think about it. You're using your IRONIC SHITPOSTING persona in a thread that is genuinely about a guy seriously considering about killing himself so seriously, that he actually went an ordered the devices to do it. You are so deep into your EPIC /jp/ TROLLING shit that you don't even stop for a second to consider that you're so focused about your mission to act retarded in every thread you don't like (or whatever, I never got your criteria very well), that you literally don't care if there's a life at stake here.

You are a horrible fucking human being. I've been here for so long that most terrible thing don't even start to phase me, but you truly disgusted me right now. Congratulations.

>> No.8443547

>>8443542
Just stop posting.

>> No.8443552
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8443552

Why would you kill yourself OP, there are enough cute idols w8ing for you :3

>> No.8443551
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8443551

>>8443542
ok so the first post i made in this thread was:
>>8443394
i dont see anything wrong with this post at all
only after that did people start talking to me and then i responded to them
and then people started making fun of my cat
so really the problem was never me huh
strange how you would think it was my fault
im sorry that i angered you enough to write all that just by entering the thread though

>> No.8443553

>>8443531
OP received his helium tank earlier this week. He intends (or has already) to kill himself by connecting the aforementioned tube between this tank and his mask, giving him a clean supply of non-oxygen to breath, leading to asphyxiation.

>> No.8443559
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8443559

Why the fuck are people encouraging suicide?

>> No.8443561

>>8443559
Don't you want less shitposters on /jp/?
Face it, the sooner the guy does it, the less of these threads we'll see from him (for obvious reasons).

>> No.8443564

>>8443553
oh okay. thanks

>> No.8443566

Wow didn't expect /jp/ to show some compassion.

Anyway who cares, it's your choice. Do it faggot

>> No.8443567

>>8443559
If OP offs himself, his government will have more autism bucks for other /jp/ers in need that haven't given up.

>> No.8443568

As someone who's been there, after multiple failed suicide attempts, then finally attaining moderate happiness and a stable job, I envy you for being able to go through with it.

>> No.8443569

Don't do it man.

>> No.8443572

You now realize that everyone who is trying to prevent OP from ending his life is an ironic shitposter taking this opportunity to disguise himself as a normal person and troll.

>> No.8443578

>You now realize that everyone who is trying to prevent OP from ending his life is an ironic shitposter taking this opportunity to disguise himself as a normal person and troll.

No, this is new /jp/. However, I don't mind it in this case. Say whatever you want, but I don't want to see a comrade die, specially when he seems to have money to get out of the situation he's in, if only he could muster enough motivation and put some time on it.

>> No.8443581

/jp/ - suicide central

>> No.8443584
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8443584

I don't want you to do it, dude. I love you.

>> No.8443589

>>8443572

Despite the fact that you're probably at least partially right, if you honestly believe that absolutely nobody in this thread is actually concerned for OP, you fail as a human being.

>> No.8443591
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8443591

Fuck off white knights, if OP has made his decision its not your right to tell him what to do. His life, not yours.

>> No.8443590

>>8443584
>>8443551
When shitposting goes too far

>> No.8443594

>>8443589
Because being realistic makes you less of human being.

>> No.8443599

Just going to go ahead and say don't do it OP.

I don't think there's anyway to convey my feelings properly to you, but just don't do it.

Do anything else. Do something crazy. Fly to some other country, try a new life, learn a new language, take up some evening course, buy a flashy car, take out loans to start a business, anything.

Do anything.

If you're ready to commit suicide, then you have nothing to lose.
Go ahead and give it one big go; rather than killing yourself, turn up the gas on the flame that is your life, and live what you have left to the max. Do whatever the hell you want.
Just keep going until your flame burns out; no need to put it out yourself.

Just my say.

>> No.8443609

Don't do it. Someone out there loves you. But even if they didn't, there are so many cute animated girls out there that haven't even been drawn yet...

Just don't. Find someone to talk to about your problems, even if its just the anonymous users of /jp/ (although a friend or a professional are better).

>> No.8443625

It sure is easy to selfishly ask someone not to commit suicide because it would bother YOU.

>> No.8443627

You guys do realize that everyone saying "don't do it", are only doing it for the legal reasons?

>> No.8443638

>>8443572
I don't think it's that complicated. Every organism on earth is alike in that it wants to live. Seeing life suppressed causes us universal discontent, when we can relate to it. Circumventing the very real event of death is a very common business because of a very common instinct. Remember, nobody questioned whether OP was the one doing the trolling.

>> No.8443644

>>8443638
>Every organism on earth is alike in that it wants to live
[citation neeed]

>> No.8443650

GENSOKYO AWAITS

PLEASE THINK OF THE TOUHOUS!

>> No.8443648

>>8443638
Sensible point. However I believe the reason OP's sincerity isn't being questioned, is due to the fact that he has posted rather credible evidence for buying his equipment. It's simply going a bit too far for trolling on an anonymous message board.

>> No.8443649

>>8443644
Quotation: Every living being.

>> No.8443651

>>8443644
On the Origin of Species, probably.

>> No.8443653

>>8443649
Don't speak for me, you base piece of shit.

>> No.8443656

One time I thought about killing myself.

Instead, I decided to wander about homeless for a while.

If I was going to die, I was going to let somebody else do it.

But in struggling to get by day to day, I started to develop a sense of contentment.

In truth, I think suicidal tendencies arise partially because of an excess of physical comfort, which causes your emotions to atrophy, making life seem meaningless.

Go do something crazy instead, OP. Go to the nearest train station and ride the rails. If it kills you, you won't be anywhere different than you are now.

>> No.8443660

Hope to see you in Gensokyo

>> No.8443677

>>8443653
I never spoke for you, you did yourself. Right now.

>> No.8443679

>>8443656
Good advice, but at least give him some tips for being homeless!

1. Wear heavy clothing and bring a blanket
2. Eat bread, fruit, that kind of stuff
3. Steal if you run out of money, or go to church
4. Make sure to sleep in a place a bit far off the beaten path
5. Although it may seem good, don't put all your money into booze! Some's alright, though... Cigarettes, too.
6. If you're going to hitchhike, clean up your appearance.

>> No.8443699

Stop posting here about it if you don't do it anyways,
if you want people do discourage you from doing it call a suicide hotline instead.

Way to shit up the board even more

>> No.8443739

>>8443648
I think it shows significance. By publishing his suicide online he's pressuring himself to do it, which shows he's currently in doubt. I don't think he'll do it, if he ever intended to. He wants to find a better life, not death.

And by this point we can only refer to all the manuals of life there are but in the end he must find for himself what he is meant to do in life.

>> No.8443750

The funny part is, this thread is probably going while his corpse grows cold.

You don'tdoitbrigarde faggots are the worse shitposters, it's blatantly obvious you're all offboarders, why are you even here?

Good luck OP, have fun in Gensokyo.

>> No.8443765

>By publishing his suicide online he's pressuring himself to do it, which shows he's currently in doubt.
>I'm not sure if I have the resolve to go through with this afterall.
Way to go, detective.

>> No.8443766

hurr i'm so cold kill yourself see if i care lol durr

All of you: Get out now.

>> No.8443771

>>8443739
I don't think these threads shit up the board any more than it is already. Gensokyo portals have always been /jp/-relevant, and OP is showing us a way to open them without much pain. So he's indecisive about it. I know I wouldn't be on this board if I were the decisive sort. I don't think many others would either.

>> No.8443772

>>8443766
Kill yourself now.

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