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/jp/ i've fallen in love with 3D female and i don't want to feel this way.

3D is PD, right?
..... right?

>> No.8440016

Is she pure OP?

>> No.8440023

fcuk her anus XD

>> No.8440025

Most of the time yes but if you wish to take the risks of one then always be ready for them.

>> No.8440028

>>8440016
She is pure
She's shy and I'm the first male she's said more than a few words to

She's tiny and has a cute voice and a child-like personality

>> No.8440031

Reported so hard my first flew straight through my keyboard with such fury that it caused a temporal schism that echoed backwards through time and killed the dinosaurs.

>> No.8440034

>>8440031
why i can't hold
all that jelly

>> No.8440035

>>8440028
So stop going on /jp/, abandon your weeaboo ways, and go be a normalfag.

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>>8440028
> She's tiny and has a cute voice and a child-like personality

>> No.8440039

How the fuck can you possibly fall in love with a 3D girl.

This is absolutely impossible for me.

>> No.8440047

>>8440028
Don't do it if she's underage.
Prison sucks.

>> No.8440050

>>8440028
so she's 9?

>> No.8440055

Do you always have to ask strangers for permission to do things?

Do what feels good and don't overthink it.

>> No.8440054

>>8440047
How do you know?

>> No.8440062
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>>8440013
you don't need to feel this way just violate her

>> No.8440058

>>8440047
>>8440036
>>8440050
she's 19

>> No.8440072

>>8440058
do you have a waifu? if so, then don't do it, you will be betraying her
if you don't, then just kill yourself, 3ds can't love

>> No.8440071

If this was 2009 /jp/, nobody would have replied.

>> No.8440076

This thread is fucking terrible report hide ignore.

>> No.8440083

>>8440013
Well don't be surprised when shes breaks your heart

>> No.8440095
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8440095

WE REDDIT NOW

>> No.8440106

>>8440071
lol u replied

>> No.8440103

>>8440028
She's lying.

>> No.8440114

>>8440103
I went to high school with her
She had no friends

... neither did I

>> No.8440115

>>8440071

Every thread must be replied to.

>> No.8440125

It sounds like you've already made up your mind.
Guess you just wanted to blog about it?

Delete your thread, faggot.

>> No.8440131

Can you guys go back to /a/? Please?

>> No.8440155

>>8440071
Maybe he wants it to become a Densha otoko kind of thread

>> No.8440191

Well if you think that you might be happier with her than you are alone you could give it a try.
Remember that 3DPD always bears dangers

>> No.8440195
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8440195

3D can never defeat 2D

>> No.8440219

I feel in love with a 3D. For every day this infatuation continues I punish myself by not allowing myself to eat beyond 100 grams of protein powder and not drink anything but water.

I'm disgusting. A fucking normalfag. I'm one of those desperate goddamn normals who waste their lives getting married and financially screwed by their biological urges. I thought I was beyond this.

>> No.8440242

>>8440219
what is she like, anon?

>> No.8440243 [DELETED] 

Kill yourself.

>> No.8440257

>>8440103
Why weren't you both friends then?

>> No.8440268

You were corrupted now, go away please

>> No.8440277

That sounds nice. I'm jelly.

Hopefully she loves you back.

>> No.8440279

>>8440242
If I described her I would be sickened by my own post.

>> No.8440303

Make sure it's actually love and not lust or anything.
Shit sucks when it isn't love.
Also, make sure you're compatible and can hold a conversation for a while or enjoy the everlasting monotony.
Oh, and don't force it.
You don't want to lose your only friend or anything.
And remember, even if it all falls apart (which may just as well happen) you always have 2D.
That's all I have for now.
Also, jelly as fuck.
sage for actual advice

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>>8440013

>> No.8440334

>>8440303
"Love" is nothing but deep friendship plus lust.

>> No.8440415
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8440415

years ago, when I was in high school, I meet a shy girl with a long and beautiful hime hair, everyone make fun of her mixing her name with ''Samara'' (from the ring)

she was like a real life Sawako

I liked her, but I was too beta to do something, then when the year over, she left the school and I never meet her before

I hate myself for never talk to her

>> No.8440424

>>8440303
Do you have any fail love or something anon-kun?

>> No.8440430

>>8440195
Except it can. I found a girl so cute I had no option but to tell her more or less what the guy on that page said.
Of course she didn't want me. Nooo sir, she wanted my best friend. But the point is that 3D can beat 2D. And it sucks.

>> No.8440431

>>8440334
Then what is the difference between that and being friends with benefits?

>> No.8440442

>>8440431
The depth of the friendship.

>> No.8440450

>>8440442
I would say not only depth, but also level of commitment

>> No.8440474

>>8440035
>>8440035
>>8440035
This

>> No.8440477

good luck OP

I for one support your battle of love

>> No.8440478

WE /a/d/v/ NOW

>> No.8440497

>>8440478
Yeah, /jp/ flavored /adv/.

>> No.8440501

>>8440071
I posted in many threads like this in 2008. In fact, I had an experience with a 3D girl I knew browsed 4chan and I posted about it in one of these threads.

Always tons of replies.

Turn down the unwarranted elitism.

>> No.8440518

>>8440071
You wish. If this was 2008, we would have a 200-reply shitstorm with athens going on a rampage that would stay on the frontpage for a whole day with no moderation to delete it.

>> No.8440523

>>8440424

I think fail would mean I was disappointed.
But it just made me realize 2D is superior.
Also, don't date people who have the exact opposite body type of what you like.
Can't forgive her for having big boobs.

>> No.8440529

>>8440501
> 2008
There's your problem. 2008 /jp/ was shit. Hell, one of the first threads was a "so ronery" thread. It was just /a/ 2.0 and hadn't developed its own culture yet.
The only thing more irritating than people who shitpost are people who say, "Shitposting was always /jp/! You're just being an elitist!"
Yes I am. And so was everyone else, and /jp/ was a lot better for it. Stop trying to be mature or whatever by accepting shitposting. You're probably the same person who argues against saging and says, "Hey guys, greentext is actually okay! It's just a semantic shift, what's the big deal?"

>> No.8440552

>>8440529
>2008 /jp/ was shit
And so was 2009, 2010 and 2011 /jp/, your point being?

>> No.8440555

>>8440529
I have no problem with elitism, I have problems with unwarranted elitism. Do you want me to go to the archive and show you all the ronery threads from 2009 /jp/? All the threads about interactions with 3D?

>> No.8440573

>>8440415
Me too! Except for the leaving school part, unexpectedly she was behind me in the lunch line and some guy blurted out she liked me.My autism took advantage of me and I could never speak to her. We just stared at each in class for 3 years,smiling, and eventually I switched schools. I could not take it...I would never believe someone like that in real life exists. The one chance I would get with her alone I would of ended up happy raping her. Shes probably used goods by now.

>> No.8440582

lol u noobs ive been using /jp/ since 2003 and its always been shit

get on my level lol

>> No.8440589

>>8440582
4chan didn't exist in 2003. Fucking retard.

>> No.8440590

You guys still report everything right? Right?

>> No.8440596

>>8440590
The old /jp/sies killed themselves last year, this is a new breed of people.

>> No.8440599

>>8440589
subtle

I like it

>> No.8440598

>>8440589
Newfag doesn't even remember when 4chan was a secret website in 2001.

>> No.8440606

>>8440590
Yes, always.

>>8440596
We're still alive, nigga.

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>>8440596
I killed the Anonymous deep within me and was reborn as a Touhou in Gensokyo.

>> No.8440706

>>8440680
>I'm a shitposter

Yes you are.

>> No.8440732

>>8440706

Who are you quoting?

>> No.8440735

>>8440195
This is the second chapter of that street fighter gamers doujin?
First one was good, but I dont remember it's name.
Can someone remind me of it's name, please?

>> No.8440736

>>8440596
Some of us remain.

>> No.8440751

>>8440732
I'm sorry,

>I'm a shitposter (Tokiko, 2012)

I think /jp/ should adopt the MLA style for quotations, this has dragged on for too long.

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8440765

What's her name?

I have a crush on one too...

>> No.8440770

>>8440751
That's not even close to MLA-compliant.

>> No.8440827

>>8440596
The people that come for the comiket and never leave

>> No.8440829

>>8440770
The last statement was stand-alone in terms of context.

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>>8440732
Who are you quoting?

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8440996

Why does the janitor keep deleting my new threads but not this one?

How can I atone for my sins, neo-meido?

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