/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

It's my 29th birthday, 4chan.
It's been 8 years since I've dropped out of college and I have no future or friends to speak of.
I'm terrified to go outside and I've finally run out of food.
To top it all, the pathetic cake I made myself ended up tasting like dog food and shit.

What should I do? Can anyone help me?

[Anonymous No.]

You should at least have taught yourself how to cook during all that time.
Or code some stuff, I don't know.

How do you get money?

[Anonymous No.]

>tawagoto no cake
Nice google translate, bitch nigga.

On topic, get out of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8438337
again?
how many times are you gonna make that dogshit cake

[Anonymous No.]

Stop sageing my sorrows!

[Anonymous No.]

My 21st birthday was two weeks ago, Anon, two years after dropping out, and I have no future or friends to speak of, so I kinda know how you feel. Though you have made it eight years further than me! That's commendable. My condolences, you must feel like absolute shit. I should know.

One alternative is going to a "therapist". A psychotherapist. He/she could know what you should do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8438364
I'll try that if I don't starve to death...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8438364
>>8438360
Both of you, gtfo. This isn't /r9k/ or /adv/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8438375
>gtfo

>>>/b/

Starving to death and eating dog shit cake is an old /jp/ tradition, especially at this time of night.

[Anonymous No.]

Only normalfags would try attending college, and normalfags don't belong on /jp/. Take your pathetic whining back to /adv/ and get out of my NEET board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/tv/19955650

Truly fascinating. A toku thread far outside it's natural habitat. Let's watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8438375
But this is /jp/, the NEET place, autism central, depression base! Do you prefer pig threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8438389
It's been 378 days since I've breathed fresh air, come at my NEET level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8438385
>all internet abbreviations are /b/ material
Holy shit, you're like that one guy on /a/ who got butthurt when I said "lol" in one of my posts, screaming about how it was poor english and belongs in /b/. In fact, I think you're the same person. You should really get back to /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8438393
>NEET
>Autism
>Depression

You obviously don't know shit about what it means to be NEET if you're conflating these three. To begin with, no one who calls himself a true NEET of /jp/ would feel depressed or unhappy with his lifestyle, because we aren't closet normalfags that secretly long for a Ferrari, six figure salary, and supermodel girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8438408

[Anonymous No.]

>>8438412

I'm depressed because of a medical condition that made me abandon my "normal" life and studies and become a NEET. But I sure wasn't a normalfag before I got the condition anyway, and I never particularly wanted a normalfag life, so I'm guessing I'd be pretty happy if I were physically healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8438412
Your reading comprehension is lacking, Anon. I didn't say those three are the same. /jp/ has those three things and more. There are truNEETs, there are depressed old guys, there are "autists".

[Anonymous No.]

>>8438397
It's only been a little over a year since you last went outside and yet you think that's somehow extraordinary? Hate to break it to you, kid, but you're /a/-level material. Most of the people on /jp/ haven't been outside their rooms for at least four to six years; not even to go to the bathroom, as we either use diapers, a chamberpot, or the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8438337
>What should I do? Can anyone help me?

You are obviously stressed out by your current lifesyle, so just go and get a normal life. Don't forget to stop coming to /jp/, this isn't a healthy place for normals-in-denial.