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If you could have any Touhou rape you, who would it be?

>> No.843837

Remilia.

>> No.843829

Marisa

>> No.843847

Yuka.

>> No.843848

Trick question. It's not rape if you want it.

>> No.843839

You can't have them.
They have already outlived you.

>> No.843841

Anyone but Yuyuko. She'd eat me afterwards, and I wouldn't like that.

>> No.843842

Reisen.

>> No.843843

Tenshi.

>> No.843844

Shanghai

>> No.843860
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843860

Yuka or Sakuya

>> No.843874

Mystia or giant ball.

>> No.843872

MANnosuke.

>> No.843875

reimu

>> No.843881

Flandre, pain is good

>> No.843898

>> No.843910

>>843848
Or
>>843837

>> No.843913
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843913

I wish to be the AIDS victim

>> No.843944

Alice or Wriggle.

A schizo or a crossdresser. Awesome.

>> No.843949

Maribel and Renko.

They are the ones I am most likely to encounter since they are in the real world.

>> No.843952

Yuyuko.

>> No.843968

shanghai

>> No.843988
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843988

There'll be no escape!

>> No.844004
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>> No.844019

Well, let's see...

Aya, Reisen, Siki, Eirin, Komachi, Sanae, Momizi, Lunasa, Meiling, Flandre, Ran, Mokou, Yuka, Iku, Tenshi...none of those would actually be *rape*.

Sakuya I guess, then.

>> No.844021
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844021

She's a good girl.

>> No.844028

>>843844
>>843968
?_?

>> No.844027
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>>843842
I might have to go with this as well. It would be interesting to put her in a dominant role for once and see how she behaves.

Then to Remilia. She knows how to get it done.

>> No.844039

>>844028

She could tie you up I guess, and then literally sit on your cock for a while.

>> No.844046

Ran (Chen included)

>> No.844049
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844049

Rumia. Her only power is to create darkness.

>> No.844047

>>843844
>>843968
HOURAI HOURAI

>> No.844060

>>844049
Enjoy being eaten alive.

>> No.844062
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>> No.844066

Alice.

>> No.844100
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\射命丸/

>> No.844106

Evil Eye Sigma

>> No.844126
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844126

I will accept no substitutes.

>> No.844151

Mokou

>> No.844162

Isn't enough to be raped by seeing Touhou on /jp/ everyfuckingday?

>> No.844187
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844187

Patchu, she'd be gentle with her rape.

>> No.844192

>>844126
Enjoy your caved.

>> No.844215

>>844162
then go to /a/
/jp/, /c/, /tg/ are all property of touhou

>> No.844219

What the fuck is a Touhou!

>> No.844229

well, considering only 2 of them have a cock(canon), it would either have to be marisa or rinnosuke...

>> No.844234

>>844219
10/10
Simple, short to read, direct to the point, yet enrages as a thousand word furry fanfic.
Suwako Star for you.

>> No.844247

>>844234
Thank you, I would also like to point out it took me awhile to think that one up.

>> No.844248

>>844234
>>844219

Same person.

>> No.844258

The correct answer is all of them.

>> No.844260

>>844219
a touhou is a type of japanese bird known for its long neck

>> No.844266

>>844260
really?

>> No.844273

>>844219
>>844234

sad guy who rates himself

I'll give you a pity hug if you come to my house

>> No.844282

>>844260

Like a heron?

>> No.844293

>>844273
>>844248
samefag

and you got it wrong.

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844309

Bonus point's if she locks me up in her basement.

>> No.844316

>>844309
I wonder what kind of dollmaking workshop she has in her basement?

>> No.844325

why am i the only person that likes reimu? nobody gets turned on by defiling a pure virgin shrine maiden except me?

>> No.844332

>>844325
There's nothing pure about Reimu other than her being a pure bitch.

>> No.844339

>>844309

Even more points if she uses her dolls to initiate gangrape.

>> No.844335

Tenshi or Aya.

>> No.844351

>>844325
>nobody gets turned on by defiling a pure virgin shrine maiden except me?

So what you're saying is that you like Sanae?

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>> No.844367

>>844332
Her body is made of pure fat.

>> No.844373

>>844367
thats because you are looking at a picture drawn by an talentless alcoholic

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>>844316
>>844339
I want to be Alice's favorite toy.

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844378

Please.

>> No.844381

>>844377
Marisa is entrierly TOO FLAT in that pic...

>> No.844390

>>844381
Marisa is a boy with long hair.

>> No.844391

>>844381
Take a second look at Alice. She's taken what she's wanted from Marisa.

>> No.844405

>>844377
Marisa sure looks like she's starving to death.

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844413

Sadly, she's too soft and wouldn't rape me.

>> No.844419

>>844381

Marisa uses pads?

>> No.844434

>>844405
Look at those yams on Alice though. This is just like with the yukkuri; Alice eats ll the food while Marisa looks on.

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>>844413
Maybe you can...

>> No.844441

>>844435

I could never rape such a pure, soft, and innocent creature.

She probably wouldn't understand what was going on anyway.

>> No.844442

>>844435
warm to the touch

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>>844441
You're late; and she liked it.

>> No.844457

>>844435

How dare you think such indecent things.

>> No.844462

o my god this thread makes me so ronery
brb im going to cry again

>> No.844464

>>844450
That's not what she says.

>> No.844481

>>844450
I'm gonna rape Suwako next; will it be awesome? y/n?!

>> No.844498

>>844450
Why does Myon dick Youmu?

>> No.844501

>>844481
depends on whether or not you come in her hat

>> No.844503

>>844501
The hat is an unanimated god.
Of course I don't want to anger the bitch, I'll just rape Suwako when she isn't wearing the hat, isn't my mission all hard? y/n?!

>> No.844512

>>844481
Suwako's already had kids.

>> No.844519
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844519

>>844512

>> No.844521
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>>844512
-20/-10.

>> No.844522

>>844521
2?

>> No.844558

>>844521
Sanae is Suwako's descendent.

It'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, and she would insult your poor performance.

Enjoy your trauma.

>> No.844566

>>844558
But Suwako NEVER had kids.
Enjoy your lies, and avoiding retarded topics from now on.

>> No.844568

>>844378
Rape me, make me your Shikigami, I'd do anything for you, Yukari-sama.

>> No.844570

>>844566
You don't know the meaning of the word descendent, do you?

>> No.844571

Cirno.

>> No.844576

>>844558
Of course, she could be some kind of spiritual descendant or some bullshit like that. (Suwako isn't fat enough to have had kids... right)

>> No.844579

/jp/ - Touhou

>> No.844581

>>844579
see
>>1

Oh wait you can't, fucking newfag.

>> No.844582

>>844576
I would explain you something like this, but your rating is still -20/-10, crymoar.

>> No.844589

>>844582
But Suwako is a -god-, which makes her inherently different from people right.

Right?

>> No.844600

>>844579
then post something else, faggot.

>> No.844603

>>844581
The >>1 post that said "Don't allow one thing to dominate discussion"?

I'm a different person who likes Touhou, by the way. I just felt the need to chime in.

>> No.844619

>>844589
Gods love partying, which means thay love daterape.

The only difference is that Suwako was probably the rapist.

>> No.844620

>>844589
...-30/-10.
Can you fucking stop this, the HAT is the god, she IS his ``body´´, because the god stated so.
He could state a switch to Sanae or something like that if he wanted to.
Sanae is DESCENDANT of Suwako, SOMEHOW, but she NEVER had kids, and I don't think she is and will never be mentally prepared, she is just fucking wild, counting another ``God´´ involved in a strange relationship of love-hate or something crazy when they want to.

She's just a TOUHOU, your loli Touhou, whenever you like it or not.

>> No.844625

>>844620
>...-30/-10.
Protip: You actually rated him a 30/10.
Go back to school,idiot.

>> No.844633

>>844625
Are you joking? if not, crymoar.

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844640

>>844633

>> No.844650

>>844620
You're pretty butthurt.

Suwako had sex, got pregnant, then had a kid.

>> No.844678

>>844620
Could be one of those things where the god pierces the sky with a huge spear and all the drops of sky-blood become his descendants, or jerks off into a swamp and the descendants are born out of the mud.

>> No.844685

Definitely Yuka.

>> No.844686

>>844678
lol yes.

>> No.844695

>>844678
Or, suppose the swamp mud or sky blood was saturated with divine semen for generations and nobody knew except for a few religious fanatics. All the god needs to do is take a woman out to the source, put some in her vagina with a little finger work, and you have one weird doujin where the girl gets preggo from religious masturbation.

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844709

Flandre, without a doubt or word of refusal.

>> No.844713

>>844695
WOW REIMU'S GONNA HAVE DESCENDANTS.

>> No.844734

>>844713
I lol'd.

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>>844713
Well, look at the bright side; At least Marisa has to outlive natural selection...let's get Reimu to speed it up.

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844837

Sariel.

>> No.844856

Quite obvious..

>> No.845224

>>844837
Wuzzat.

>> No.845238
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845238

Rinnosuke because he's the touhou with the smallest dick.

>> No.846529

Reisen

>> No.846579

Yukari

>> No.846585

>>843824
ALL at ONCE (?)

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846613

Delicious mindrape

>> No.846636

Reisen. She will blow your mind.

>> No.846646

Mystia.

>> No.846665

>>845224
The first Touhou boss.

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