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[spoiler]What is the best way to emotionally torment a /jp/er over IM without them catching on to my tricks? Is subtlety really key with a /jp/er, or should I throw them false clues? Or should I avoid the truth entirely and lead them on?</spoiler>

>> No.8435757

[spoiler]Why would you want to hurt someone like that?

You sound like a very mean person.</spoiler>

>> No.8435760

[spoiler]GTFO asspie.</spoiler>

>> No.8435765

[spoiler]Fuck off</spoiler>

>> No.8435764

[spoiler]If you describe how they are someone could help you better.</spoiler>

>> No.8435770

[spoiler]You're emotionally tormenting me right now. Bought a dog.</spoiler>

>> No.8435768

[spoiler]>>8435764
I'm not sure how to go about describing them without making it obvious to them who it is. They browse /jp/. I'm just looking for general advice.</spoiler>

>> No.8435769

[spoiler]This is what people with autism are actually like. Their only joy in life is making others suffer.</spoiler>

>> No.8435775

[spoiler]>Buy a dog.
>Set it on fire.
>????
>PROFIT</spoiler>

>> No.8435786

[spoiler]>>8435768
Tell them just outright you love them then log off and never come back on. They will spend weeks online praying for you to get online.</spoiler>

>> No.8435778

[spoiler]>>8435770
>>8435775
You two should meet up.</spoiler>

>> No.8435782

[spoiler]Why would we turn against one of our own?

For all we know, he could be a pretty swell guy.</spoiler>

>> No.8435789

[spoiler]Make them lust for your cock and then go lol ur gay and uninstall MSN or w/e the fuck you're using.</spoiler>

>> No.8435794

[spoiler]squidy, what happened to you?

I remember the good old days when you were just another innocent /jp/ poster.</spoiler>

>> No.8435796

[spoiler]>>8435786
Effective, but not fun.

>>8435789
Fun, but not effective.</spoiler>

>> No.8435799

[spoiler]Find out what they want most.

Give it to them by becoming it.

Disappear forever without a word.</spoiler>

>> No.8435802

[spoiler]That's not a very kind thing to do, especially to the emotionally broken people on /jp/.
I hope it isn't me.</spoiler>

>> No.8435806

[spoiler]you could gradually hint that you browse /jp/ to the point were the other finally gets up the courage to ask you, then you could make fun of him and call him autistic.</spoiler>

>> No.8435814

[spoiler]>>8435799
That's good for the emotionally broken ones. What about the stronger ones that ACTUALLY use IM? What about those in the shitposter clan?</spoiler>

>> No.8435812
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[spoiler]>>8435786

So when people do this they're just trying to make you feel sad?

All these years I thought she was just too scared to hear if I felt the same way so she ran away. Why are people so cruel.</spoiler>

>> No.8435824

[spoiler]>>8435812
So if they say they love you... but still keep coming online... does that mean we're safe?</spoiler>

>> No.8435829

[spoiler]>>8435814
They're tougher, I'll give you that. But they're just as broken. They just hide it better.

This works best with people who are hurting for friends though. If they've got tons, then the best thing you can do, is ruin those freindships for them. The tactics vary enough to fill a book, but that's what you want to aim for, ruin their social standings. If they don't have social standings use the first option and ruin their dreams. Maybe do both.</spoiler>

>> No.8435833

[spoiler]>>8435824

They're just trying to get you even closer to them and then they'll just sign off one day and never appear again.

Happened to me and she told me that she loved me every day for nearly two years. I sat at the computer and waited for a whole year, just staring at my friends list and waiting for her to sign in.</spoiler>

>> No.8435836

[spoiler]>>8435829
Like what that one guy's doing to Tokiko on this board?</spoiler>

>> No.8435844

[spoiler]You're a stone cold hardass.</spoiler>

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[spoiler]</spoiler>

>> No.8435850

[spoiler]Fuck.
I've been talking to someone over over msn for a while now, I hope they aren't the OP or think like them. It's the highlight of my day every day.</spoiler>

>> No.8435848

[spoiler]I don't know about him, but I'm convinced that Coal is actually squiddy. It's his ultimate technique: to create a pooshlmerite persona, a bizarro version of a good poster. The time of his appearance isn't random, it's after squiddy ran out of ideas. He secluded himself, biding his time and then he struck.

squiddy's Tokiko is a marvel of trolling: he pretends that none of his cancer is his fault, appears "knowledgeable" about board culture while completely disregarding it. On top of that, the avatar he uses is not from a popular Touhou that would make everyone ignore him after a while, but rather of an obscure one that nobody really cared about. This might seem like a dumb move, but it's not: this way, he tarnishes the image of the (so far) untainted character, but also elicits a greater response.

As for all the personal info he has released, come on, it's squiddy we're talking about. He can create a fictional person out of nothing. His steam friend can play the role of his "loved one" and they can think up in advance all of their dialogue.

Last, but not least, squiddy created a piece of kopipe berating his own persona, samefagged a little and let the whole thing flow. And flow it did, creating a superb avalanche of madness.

Bravo, squiddy</spoiler>

>> No.8435852 [DELETED] 

>>8435836
Not really. You can't really do that to something like Tokiko.

You need personal information, and a way to keep them ostracized even if they drop their name and start suing a new one. You need to do this in a way that seems like you're the only friend they have left. Do stuff like butter them up in private and have off your insults as something you had to do to fit in. Tell them it's all some plan to get back at their now ex friends.

Turn their families against them, get them to waste money on you, find out everything you can about them, anything you can do or get to completely betray their trust and ruin their lives outside of just their relationship with you. That's what you want, to effect them in ways other than just your relationship.</spoiler>

>> No.8435855

[spoiler]>>8435850
are you frustrated?</spoiler>

>> No.8435858

[spoiler]>>8435855
buttdevastated</spoiler>

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[spoiler]>>8435848
you already have your own identity you loser tokiko. stop trying to absorb others since you're such a failure who can't manage anything. tokiko is not squidy, but keep spamming kopipe trying to force it. everyone enjoys laughing at you.</spoiler>

>> No.8435860
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[spoiler]I think this is thread is just a way to emotionally torment all of us.

Now we're going to be even more paranoid and suspect the few friends that we may have of being like this.</spoiler>

>> No.8435859

[spoiler]>>8435858
buttautism</spoiler>

>> No.8435863

[spoiler]You can try all you want nerd, if you think you can hurt me in any way, specially with internet drama.

Hit the me the hardest you can, faget, so I can laugh at your pathetic attempts.</spoiler>

>> No.8435866

[spoiler]/jp/'s problem is that it's on 4chan, plain and simple.

When it was new of course we had a great influx of people from all over the place and shitposting everywhere but then they got bored and what was left was the user based that defined this place. Take it easy, japanese bird cooking spaghetti, get out of /jp/, etc. But as people started to flee /b/ to other boards because the rest of the site hated it to death since being a /b/tard became "uncool" they started to shitpost and raid everywhere else. It's why /v/ is such a shithole today, people don't want to post off-topic threads on /b/ because everyone hates /b/, therefore they post it on other boards only escalating the problem, doing the same thing that the people they claim to hate do.

Shitty things from /b/ like the hate for weeaboos (which people don't even know anymore that was a filter for wapanese) spread everywhere and /jp/ became the obvious target, even though it was barely about Japan, even when it was Japan/General. Some of those shitposters that came to raid stayed, this board became more popular and /jp/ got shittier.

Now I never bothered to browse any other image board outside of 4chan like /bun/ and all that crap, but fuck I understand the appeal of fleeing 4chan.

This place is doomed.</spoiler>

>> No.8435864

[spoiler]Consider this: A pack of wild Niggers.
Savage, slavering Niggers nearing your white home. Trampling your white lawn. Raping your white daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're savages. The Nigger leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his shaman stick.
The primal Niggers finally dominate your household. They watch barbaric shows on TV and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of White Man.</spoiler>

>> No.8435867

[spoiler]>>8435864
You, shitposter. You are exactly the kind of person deserving such treatment from the OP.</spoiler>

>> No.8435868

[spoiler]DO NOT READ THIS MESSAGE!!!

I visited /bun/ for the first time last night before I went to bed. "Eh, looks interesting," I thought, and I made a post and bookmarked the site. Bad move. I woke up with my inbox full of spam. My YouTube and Facebook accounts were hacked. All of my Touhou folders were deleted except my Aya folder. And on top of that my dog "ruined" my carpet (still have a payment going for that) and pissed on my laptop. Repost this message in 5 other threads or Jones will ruin your life too. You have been warned.</spoiler>

>> No.8435870

[spoiler]Attention!
Having waifus is an /a/ related habit. It doesn't belong on /jp/. So if you have a waifu and intend to talk about it, kindly leave.

/jp/ is for translators, artists and scholars of Japanese culture only. It is a place to create original content and engage in meaningful discussions.

Now that this is settled, please continue.</spoiler>

>> No.8435872

[spoiler]>>8435867
Tokiko has been on /jp/ for around two months. He is 17 years old and his name is Coal, and he has type 1 diabetes. Since he has been here he tried to join the inner shitposting circle but managed to creep them out and make them all uncomfortable enough to get rid of him.

He then fell in love with another tripfag who goes by the handle Fukune on this board and spammed the board with bad poems, threats and begging 'her' to unblock him after 'she' blocked him on Steam.

Then he started spamming with a basic spambot and shitting up /jp/ even more.

He is Currybutt Jr</spoiler>

>> No.8435874

[spoiler]You have seen him post if you've been on /jp/ before. "Squiddy" the final code name we gave to the anon who has been constantly trolling /jp/ for the past 2-3 years. Here are some examples of the things he started (and that others eventually copied):

1) Pig threads (who NEET here).
2) "Which 2hu wuld u fuk" and all it's variants.
3) Most /v/ reposted kopipe (especially Starcraft kopipe)
4) Japanese servers simulators threads.
5) Buttranger.
6) >>Zun!bar and other green text name threads.
7) Every Sudo stalking post.
8) Kineticmals spam.
9) "Madoka a shit".
10) "Pay the DEBNS greece".
11) Frodo.
12) Tokiko.</spoiler>

>> No.8435875

[spoiler]We're not Japan/Random, we're Otaku Culture. Let me point you in the right direction:

Things which ARE /jp/:
- Touhou, which is both manga and video games (imagedumps and gameplay)
- Visual novels, for the same reason
- Figure threads
- NEET and hikikomori threads
- Idol threads
Things which are NOT /jp/:
- Japan (>>>/int/[spoiler][/spoiler] or >>>/trv/[spoiler][/spoiler], depending)
- Metathreads (>>>/img/[spoiler][/spoiler])
- Anime and manga (>>>/a/[spoiler][/spoiler])
- Video games (>>>/v/[spoiler][/spoiler])
- Advice (>>>/adv/[spoiler][/spoiler])
- Your blog (>>>/r9k/[spoiler][/spoiler])
- Learning to speak Japanese (>>>/lang/[spoiler][/spoiler])
- Imagedumps / "waifu" threads (>>>/c/[spoiler][/spoiler])
- Programming (>>>/prog/[spoiler][/spoiler])
And no, putting the word /jp/ in your post doesn't make it /jp/-related.</spoiler>

>> No.8435876

[spoiler]>>8435875
Actually that's where your wrong asshole. /jp/ only has one rule, and that's "All things otaku welcome". And you know what otaku means? Just nerdy shit in general, more specifically a nerdy obsession about one topic. So that means anime, manga, video games, threads about the Japanese language, or even threads about the 4chan community are welcome here. Don't like something? Hide it. Don't like someone? Hide him. /jp/ has, and always will be, a place for discussion about a wide variety of topics. Just because a thread's not about your creepy porn games doesn't mean it's not welcome here. In fact you should be thankful, moot said that if the board ever became dominated by one or two topics it'd be deleted. He should have called it Japan/Random because that's what it is.</spoiler>

>> No.8435879

[spoiler]>>8435860
This.
I know she's a nice girl. Fuck you OP.</spoiler>

>> No.8435881

[spoiler]Remember when /jp/ used to be good? Guys? Back when people could be banned for using tripcodes, the board was checked hourly by cat mod, and people used sage correctly rather than ALL THE TIME or NEVER? Do you remember when people would hide shitty threads and no one would reply, they'd just report them?

You shitheads really fucked up the one place on the internet that I love, the one place that I felt was right for me. I hope that you burn in hell for a long time. Go back to gaia, go back to /a/, go back to wherever you fucking came from. anywhere but here.</spoiler>

>> No.8435893
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[spoiler]What do you guys expect? Making friends on 4chan?

You're just asking to be emotionally tormented by some sociopath. Find friends on other sites and they won't try to do this crazy shit to you.</spoiler>

>> No.8435898

[spoiler]Thanks OP, now all my friends are gonna think I'm some sociopath out to get them.</spoiler>

>> No.8435904

[spoiler]>>8435893
I've made almost 10 friends on /jp/ on only half of them are sociopaths.

We're not all bad.</spoiler>

>> No.8435908 [DELETED] 

>>8435904
To be fair, I've put a lot of effort into letting it slip yet.

So you're number may be a bit off.</spoiler>

>> No.8435919

[spoiler]No no no no no no what the fuck op. if you ruin the only sliver of joy i had in my life by spreading fear with this shit thread I will fucking eat you alive.
find love and some shit has to ruin everything</spoiler>

>> No.8435922

[spoiler]Well, time to stop talking to that nice girl I met. I knew there must have been some hidden reason for why she bothers to talk to me.

Never talking to real people again.</spoiler>

>> No.8435930

[spoiler]>>8435922
Faggot.</spoiler>

>> No.8435934

[spoiler]I talked to some people from /jp/ on Steam before. They seemed normal. Almost too normal for my taste in fact. For once I'd like to meet someone who rants about conspiracies and being chased by a shady government agency</spoiler>

>> No.8435941 [DELETED] 

>>8435934
This is almost my same situation, accept instead of steam it was a different social avenue.

Finding crazy shutins is harder than you'd think.</spoiler>

>> No.8435947 [DELETED] 

>>8435941
>except

Fuck.</spoiler>

>> No.8435957

[spoiler]>>8435934

>For once I'd like to meet someone who rants about conspiracies and being chased by a shady government agency

I'm a lot like this. You would never find me chatting on steam or in any social gathering though. There's plenty of normals that hide in plain sight and post on /jp/ and they're also the only people who would participate in events like that.

People who are this paranoid would never feel comfortable posting in some board chat event, even if it's /jp/. It's unfortunate since I wouldn't mind having a friend, but it's just too risky when there's real lunatics like the guy in this thread lurking around, not too mention the normal people.</spoiler>

>> No.8435966
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[spoiler]I can't handle talking to people in real time. So it's just message boards or forumspergs for me.</spoiler>

>> No.8435967

[spoiler]>>8435934
>>8435934
I don't know about the others but i don't go ranting about jewish conspiracies to some sorry shit on the internet i barely know. It takes trust for that happens</spoiler>

>> No.8435969

>>8435957
Yeah. I never got the need to make friends outside of /jp/,

The only joy I get is posting anonymously. I'm sure that even if I share the same hobbies as someone having to deal with someone else's personality is too much of a pain.

Though I've had cool conversations with people on /jp/ that I wouldn't mind continuing on some other venue, the added drama just isn't worth it.

Since we all lurk this board I figure I'll run into them again and we can have a cool anonymous friendship.</spoiler>

>> No.8435971

OP here.

I'm going to delete this thread in four minutes.</spoiler>

>> No.8435976

Why four?</spoiler>

>> No.8435979

>>8435957
This. Too bad we'll never be anywhere to actually talk to one another.

Oh well, at least we're not alone, right?</spoiler>

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