How does one woo a Satori?

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Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:18:21 2012 No.8435702 [Reply] [Original]

How does one woo a Satori?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:19:21 2012 No.8435705 Keep hitting her with your dick till she falls for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:19:50 2012 No.8435707 Excessive amounts of lewd thoughts of course, with a helping of a rape fantasy or two.

>>	vFGG \| Brofisto Wed Jan 18 19:19:50 2012 No.8435708 Honest thoughts, I'd assume.

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Wed Jan 18 19:20:20 2012 No.8435710 File: 392 KB, 800x800, 0ef601ef069ffb12733d47747cbec9b4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Transmit the feelings of your true love towards her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:20:51 2012 No.8435713 >>8435708 What if they are honestly sick and wrong?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:21:21 2012 No.8435716 File: 570 KB, 640x459, yokai_jiten4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8435702 Whatever floats your boat, OP.

Tanasinn is the answer, Tanasinn is the problem Tokiko Wed Jan 18 19:21:50 2012 No.8435718
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How to explain tanasinn? I wrote this little essay on it a while ago:

should it live?
should it die?
that is not a problem at all.

life, death, tanasinn

tanasinn=occult,cult,fascism,death,life,relision···,or···?

tanasinn operates the whole world.
tanasinn is the soul of the universe.
tanasinn is the bottom of your heart.
tanasinn transcends surrealism and realism.
tanasinn is inherent in every self.
tanasinn is inherent in every structure.
tanasinn is inherent in every system.
tanasinn is decadent and may cause self-collapse.

tanasinn vacumeir alles
tanasinn plays with all elements

The Messenger of fear
The Child of darkness and confusion
The King of infinite decomposition
The Khaos

tanasinn

tanasinn absodivides the WORLD

Words cannot explain tanasinn. More accurate:
Don't think. Feel and you'll be tanasinn.

full-length mirror Evening glow Wave of those passing
Disappear wholly. Roadside tree murmured in the heart Swing
with a child which tries to be the first Scene
It falls to why or cardiac bolting Slope two persons
fall with you and it falls
-- the setting sun -- Without it rises again a new tanasinn
-- shining -- eternal -- Eternal

happiness?

>>	Floex !2dWQG/dNBk Wed Jan 18 19:21:50 2012 No.8435719 File: 156 KB, 800x800, 24427577.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get on Koishi's good side.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:22:22 2012 No.8435721 File: 367 KB, 800x800, 8379258.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8435710 That never turns out well though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:22:51 2012 No.8435725 >>8435719 She has one of those?

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Wed Jan 18 19:24:50 2012 No.8435733 File: 1.65 MB, 1000x1412, b3ed3875c6ddcc8e626d1c593a61274d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8435721 You just need more pure thoughts then! Failing that you could try becoming one of her pets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:25:22 2012 No.8435735 File: 235 KB, 850x1202, 20426143.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can love bloom in a Satori?

>>	Floex !2dWQG/dNBk Wed Jan 18 19:26:22 2012 No.8435737 File: 161 KB, 600x800, 18877091.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8435725 Not really, but if you have it in with Koishi you'll most likely have it in with Satori. Satori's pets however are a whole other ballpark.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:26:22 2012 No.8435741 >>8435733 I'd never be a good pet for her, I probably eat too much and I must stick too her.

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Wed Jan 18 19:27:22 2012 No.8435743 File: 1.92 MB, 1400x990, b6987e64906e75770e7699a3de90286b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8435735 Of course it can.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:27:52 2012 No.8435744 >>8435733 For someone that hates perverts so much she certainly likes to be an exhibitionist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:30:51 2012 No.8435748 >>8435743 There is a difference between being lovely, and having love, there is no man alive that can possibly win her heart.

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Wed Jan 18 19:30:51 2012 No.8435749 File: 2.03 MB, 2000x1400, 5b494469589c4e0a5d8d7201001d00ed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8435744 Nothing wrong with exhibitionism.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:30:51 2012 No.8435750 What is woo?

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:31:22 2012 No.8435752
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I always though being in a relationship with a satori must be really hard, unless maybe, you are one yourself.

I think the best way to go, at first, is to not intent to woo her at all, and simply be a kind, helpful and understanding person who doesn't judge her.

But at the same time, maybe I am underestimating them. A satori should be used to reading people's thoughts. They know everyone has perverted thoughts or hidden intentions at times, so they might not consider it anything but normal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:31:51 2012 No.8435753 >>8435750 He makes action films with birds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:32:21 2012 No.8435756 Like this http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm11102998

>>	Floex !2dWQG/dNBk Wed Jan 18 19:33:22 2012 No.8435762 File: 457 KB, 800x800, 22400751_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8435750 Seduce. The art of seduction is an art long since dead though.

Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Wed Jan 18 19:34:51 2012 No.8435766
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>>8435748
I think as long as you don't have constant perverted thoughts and more thoughts about true love it could work out. I mean she would be able to know how much you love her all the time, surely that would be a lovely feeling to have.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:36:21 2012 No.8435773 >>8435766 She probably gets sick of seeing so much perversion that any kind of perversion is too much perversion. The closest thing that she could probably get to is someone that is asexual, and by then there isn't any point.

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Wed Jan 18 19:36:52 2012 No.8435771 File: 1.11 MB, 1800x2500, f3c78fe6849abd506647ec1d014bdc02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:40:21 2012 No.8435797 File: 310 KB, 800x1129, 16388509.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder how her pets and her sister would react if Satori hooked up with someone. Something tells me she doesn't have much time for love.

Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Wed Jan 18 19:42:22 2012 No.8435803
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>>8435773
If anything after being exposed to so much perversion you would just get used to it rather than being sick of it. The more people are exposed to certain things the less they become shocked and disguisted by them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:43:22 2012 No.8435815 File: 321 KB, 550x650, touhou satori 1271402632878.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] with your dick

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Wed Jan 18 19:45:22 2012 No.8435818 File: 87 KB, 640x480, 1262345799361.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wear Magneeto's helmet and pretend to be a normalfag.

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Wed Jan 18 19:46:52 2012 No.8435823 File: 362 KB, 673x1000, 8c9f01cf55dafcfc9cbd9c4bf4c60e3d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:48:22 2012 No.8435830 File: 445 KB, 853x789, satoridos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8435803 >>8435773 Or, what if she hasn't noticed any lewd perversion or barely any at all?

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Wed Jan 18 19:48:51 2012 No.8435831 File: 913 KB, 1748x2480, 465523d445a608a84e45cba013951fa8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8435797 I'm sure she has a lot of spare time alone while her pets are working.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:48:52 2012 No.8435835 >>8435797 http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/879 It never turns out well.

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Wed Jan 18 19:50:22 2012 No.8435837 File: 808 KB, 1024x768, 9ba378d4d18a2e17e6818192bd72f0abbd9c0528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8435830 Then it would be up to you to show her the wonders of perversion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:50:51 2012 No.8435839 File: 852 KB, 1920x1080, 23901283_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8435818 >Okuu's right arm >>8435815 Doesn't usually work out when he's concerned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:51:52 2012 No.8435843 >>8435803 But what does komeji think!?

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:53:52 2012 No.8435849
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>>8435831
I had this feeling she needs to be alert in case anything happens, and perhaps she has other supervising duties.

As for Koishi, it's impossible to tell. I do get the feeling she might cause troubles whenever she's around though. Though she is more of an emotional burden, perhaps.

But, it's impossible to know anything for sure.

Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Wed Jan 18 19:54:22 2012 No.8435853 [DELETED]

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[spoiler]>>8435843
I always tend to imagine Satori as being very stoic and indifferent to everything rather than the over embarrassed that is mainly seen.</spoiler>

Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Wed Jan 18 19:57:52 2012 No.8435856
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>>8435843
I always tend to think of Satori as being stoic and indifferent to everything rather than the over embarrassed Satori we usually see in fanon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 19:57:52 2012 No.8435857 File: 68 KB, 494x513, 12069820.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Incidentally I am listening to my 3rd Eye playlist right now while browsing and posting in this thread It's been like half an hour and I didn't even realize

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:03:21 2012 No.8435878 File: 1.06 MB, 1024x768, 11064983.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8435856 Me too. Perhaps she has it in her still to actually be disgusted by others, but she probably wouldn't react too much.

Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Wed Jan 18 20:05:52 2012 No.8435884
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>>8435849
She's pretty bad at supervising then considering what happened during SA.

Koishi would most definitely be an emotional burden, I imagine Satori would be constantly worrying about her dear little sister.

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Wed Jan 18 20:14:21 2012 No.8435917 File: 723 KB, 550x700, de02a956584fab6e90958b1422c082a9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8435878 In a way Satori is probably like a lot of /jp/. With the whole not liking people, afraid of people hating her and so on.

Anonymous Wed Jan 18 20:18:52 2012 No.8435943
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>>8435884
Meaning she might spend more time on it post-SA. Besides she might have a fuckton of pets.

I wonder if Satori has the emotional space for more people in her life, or for romantic love. She feels like the sort of person who holds platonic family love above sexual or romantic love.

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Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Wed Jan 18 20:28:22 2012 No.8435980
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>>8435943
Even if she did have a lot of pets, I'm sure she wouldn't object to someone helping her take care of them.

As far as if she has the emotional space for more people, we can't really tell for sure if she does or not. Her family does seem to mean a lot to her, so all you would have to do is keep trying until you eventually become part of that family!

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Wed Jan 18 20:34:37 2012 No.8435999 File: 616 KB, 950x1100, 6ee4e7f860869e904a63cf8194d719a3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Naked Apron~

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>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Wed Jan 18 23:58:27 2012 No.8436687 File: 465 KB, 800x1086, 0dcad9499a0fb66f71a1d46b9abc85a2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 04:11:30 2012 No.8437596 File: 574 KB, 714x900, 74cb90f012e843170a31449ce59f6a1a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are your thoughts on long haired Satori /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 04:14:29 2012 No.8437599 >>8437596 No, just no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 04:15:58 2012 No.8437603 >>8437596 Don't work with pink hair.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 04:16:29 2012 No.8437606 File: 46 KB, 440x612, 1253556415074.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8437596 That ain't my Satorin! ....is what I feel.

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 04:18:58 2012 No.8437613 File: 767 KB, 1000x1000, dfa9a76ac9e8757d490273f1378b924d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8437599 >>8437603 >>8437606 I suppose you won't like big breasted Satori either then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 04:21:28 2012 No.8437618 File: 197 KB, 425x600, 1259451618718.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8437613 Correct.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 04:21:30 2012 No.8437622 >>8437613 >>8437613 much needed upgrade.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 04:22:30 2012 No.8437623 File: 288 KB, 1240x1754, 1240403272293.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BREAKING NEWS: This is Satori wearing a hoodie. We'll keep you up to date with more news.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 04:23:00 2012 No.8437628 File: 901 KB, 1200x1702, 1307260473924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8435749 There isn't nearly enough exhibitionist Satori H in the world.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 04:24:29 2012 No.8437633 >>8437623 Why she has Koishi eye on skirt?

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 04:25:30 2012 No.8437635 File: 471 KB, 860x860, 9a8917faaba9d69faad68f9f404326af.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8437618 We'll just have to stick to normal Satori then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 04:27:30 2012 No.8437646 >>8437618 >>8437606 >>8437603 >>8437599 I hate you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 04:28:00 2012 No.8437653 What's it like to cum inside of Satori?

Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 04:28:29 2012 No.8437651
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>>8437628
I suppose it's sort of cheating though, as she would know if people could see her or not. That would take a lot of the thrill out of exhibitionism.

Anonymous Thu Jan 19 04:32:31 2012 No.8437664
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>>8437651
No no no, on the contrary, the excitement and embarrassment of actually knowing someone can see you is way greater than when you're still unsure.

Well, I guess that counts as cheating. But it's for the better.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 04:33:29 2012 No.8437669 File: 434 KB, 800x1120, 1239308358887.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8437653 Nobody will ever know! My Satorin will remain pure forever.

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 04:40:00 2012 No.8437687 File: 375 KB, 1200x665, fa83bdc61fe89fa5db23bbaf6ec742c2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8437664 Nymphet's work somehow manages to be arousing and yet sickeningly cute at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 04:44:29 2012 No.8437699 >>8437687 It has the correct amount of glitter and the correct "cute" analogies. If you want pictures that are neither arousing nor cute, look for Tomoe Kamiya

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 04:47:29 2012 No.8437709 File: 473 KB, 861x1000, 93de733d47cde93abef1d49721ab2442.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8437699 Why would I ever want something that wasn't arousing or cute though?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 04:49:29 2012 No.8437720 File: 269 KB, 787x562, 1325503702368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8437709 I don't know, to have a point of comparison, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 04:50:59 2012 No.8437723 File: 126 KB, 646x713, Satori960.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y Thu Jan 19 04:51:30 2012 No.8437725 File: 59 KB, 245x276, 1302311806316.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8437671

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 04:51:59 2012 No.8437726 how is satori holding her thigh like that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 04:52:30 2012 No.8437729 File: 259 KB, 474x700, Satori456.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The only way to woo her is not to woo her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 04:53:00 2012 No.8437732 File: 145 KB, 650x839, Satori010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Floex !2dWQG/dNBk Thu Jan 19 04:55:31 2012 No.8437735 File: 118 KB, 800x800, 1322281713031.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh hey, this thread is still here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 04:58:01 2012 No.8437742 File: 274 KB, 1200x858, Satori310.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've said it before (multiple times), but... I want to take care of drunk Satori.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 05:00:29 2012 No.8437747 File: 1.11 MB, 2480x1772, 16363580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Satori gets all the love she needs from her sister; she has no use for you.

>>	Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y Thu Jan 19 05:00:29 2012 No.8437749 File: 610 KB, 716x2345, 1295263637788.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8437742 Might be quite a handful

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 05:03:59 2012 No.8437763 File: 145 KB, 1280x960, 1266733216997.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8437749 Yutanpo how are you? You always seem to leave when I finally catch you. I rarely see you around here any more.

>>	Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y Thu Jan 19 05:04:59 2012 No.8437767 >>8437763 Hi

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 05:07:30 2012 No.8437773 File: 764 KB, 1000x1000, Satori840.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8437749 I don't care. I'd give her a nice bath (with no hidden intentions, I might add.), dress her and tuck her into her bed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 05:09:29 2012 No.8437775 >>8437767 D-do you hate me?

>>	Floex !2dWQG/dNBk Thu Jan 19 05:10:00 2012 No.8437778 File: 256 KB, 1119x1600, 25debd75754d9de9e2f783c90c033822.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8437773 You'll probably suffer the same fate as this guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 05:15:59 2012 No.8437790 File: 511 KB, 1200x1800, Satori675.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8437778 I'd happily spend the rest of my life in a Satorin-induced coma.

>>	Floex !2dWQG/dNBk Thu Jan 19 05:19:30 2012 No.8437796 File: 49 KB, 600x390, 22824561_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8437790 That brings forth a question, if she can read thoughts, can she read dreams?

>>	Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y Thu Jan 19 05:20:30 2012 No.8437798 >>8437775 I love everyone equally

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 05:21:30 2012 No.8437800 File: 216 KB, 850x1189, Satori025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 05:34:59 2012 No.8437816 File: 215 KB, 753x829, 1318552653266.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8437798 you rule

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 05:56:34 2012 No.8437852 >>8437798 You still in that wheelchair?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:13:00 2012 No.8437879 >>8435750 Baby don't hurt me shame on you people, It was obvious. Can't believe you did not figure it.

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 06:18:30 2012 No.8437886 File: 1.20 MB, 960x960, ee5fa47b8f65083a16fd43ca06e08e75.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8437879 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPAoxvQ2tq0

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:23:00 2012 No.8437894 >>8437879 I thought it was that Hong Kong film director dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:23:30 2012 No.8437892 Wear a tinfoil hat and proceed to woo her like an ordinary girl. Though it may be difficult, since you'de be wearing a silly tinfoil hat.

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 06:25:01 2012 No.8437897 File: 742 KB, 1000x1000, 06106732dbf3ebd10e78eb6773e12d7e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:31:00 2012 No.8437910 File: 467 KB, 624x1000, 24455485.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8435702 One does not.

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 06:32:31 2012 No.8437911 File: 1022 KB, 1000x1000, 1b4dd12c5fc5167b377ed320ad5fbf8b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8437622

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:36:01 2012 No.8437922 File: 391 KB, 1000x1200, 9045701.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8437911 I thought we had agreed not to do this.

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 06:36:30 2012 No.8437917 File: 34 KB, 389x257, No.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8437910 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:36:30 2012 No.8437918 File: 546 KB, 754x872, 1318835219817.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love the thought of Satori choking on her own vomit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:37:00 2012 No.8437926 File: 803 KB, 1000x790, Satori207.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8437910 Not you again. Isn't there some other youkai whose threads you can bother instead? There's a Kisume thread around here somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:37:31 2012 No.8437924 File: 73 KB, 600x800, 24230964_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:39:01 2012 No.8437929 File: 323 KB, 633x1002, 23219257.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is what you do with monsters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:39:01 2012 No.8437930 File: 313 KB, 900x660, 1288833799479.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bang

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:40:00 2012 No.8437933 File: 135 KB, 600x900, 24357450_p5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8437926 Priorities.

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 06:40:31 2012 No.8437931 File: 595 KB, 890x1100, 70056f2cc649534bf7070e2932ec8ac4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8437922 I'm sorry, it won't happen again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:41:00 2012 No.8437935 File: 91 KB, 480x640, 23165708.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:42:00 2012 No.8437937 File: 156 KB, 1000x708, 22994902.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:43:01 2012 No.8437940 File: 81 KB, 800x800, 1300560420909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Satori would be powerless to resist your blows.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:47:30 2012 No.8437947 File: 512 KB, 800x1000, 1318833610520.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You could do whatever you want to her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:48:31 2012 No.8437950 File: 138 KB, 1200x1200, 21618709.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:50:31 2012 No.8437953 i like where this thread is heading

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:51:01 2012 No.8437955 File: 424 KB, 985x1153, 1305832573832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:51:01 2012 No.8437956 >>8437953 And some people don't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:53:00 2012 No.8437958 File: 890 KB, 933x1022, Satori499.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8437956 Don't worry, unless this guy intends to post bottom-of-the-barrel pixiv scribblings, this won't last long.

>>	Floex !2dWQG/dNBk Thu Jan 19 06:55:30 2012 No.8437961 File: 267 KB, 600x800, 13483210.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8437940 >>8437947 Just because she claims to be weaker than the average youkai doesn't mean she's as weak as a feeble human.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 06:57:00 2012 No.8437966 File: 374 KB, 1017x1513, 004e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You are all guilty in her eyes.

>>	repost Thu Jan 19 06:57:00 2012 No.8437967 File: 98 KB, 541x591, Satori020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh? Do you think you can overpower me? Remember that one time everybody laughed at you in school? How would you like to be locked into that memory... forever?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:03:01 2012 No.8437976 File: 393 KB, 1280x1024, ryouti01l.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 07:05:00 2012 No.8437981 File: 215 KB, 796x596, Chaos;HeadSatori.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8437958 Did somebody say terrible scribblings! Over 9000 hours in MS Paint ect. Why did I even bother making this...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:06:00 2012 No.8437983 File: 476 KB, 1280x1024, ryouti05l.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine how it would feel to know exactly what your attacker is going to do to you and being powerless to stop it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:06:00 2012 No.8437984 >>8437981 Looks like a Fraggle.

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 07:08:01 2012 No.8437988 File: 967 KB, 1748x2480, 308c63c9bd277b6e05192df5cd3e2829.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:09:00 2012 No.8437990 File: 508 KB, 1280x1024, ryouti09l.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 07:10:00 2012 No.8437994 File: 2.63 MB, 1000x1149, 31a0c7b9fa46e7a512f4aa0baa6087b9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Floex !2dWQG/dNBk Thu Jan 19 07:10:31 2012 No.8437991 File: 8 KB, 500x500, 14868948.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8437958 some scribbles have their charm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:10:31 2012 No.8437992 File: 159 KB, 800x600, Satori404.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:12:30 2012 No.8438000 File: 519 KB, 1280x1024, ryouti13l.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] uh oh!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:12:30 2012 No.8438001 File: 2.02 MB, 3427x2157, Satori112.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:13:30 2012 No.8438006 >>8438000 Someone likes a really flat chest me thinks.

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 07:14:00 2012 No.8438010 File: 2.96 MB, 1500x2000, 8d63f25f7e8099e80edc4e385986a6db.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:14:01 2012 No.8438009 File: 151 KB, 850x1201, Satori334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't really know what to make of this image. What do you think, /jp/? What's going on here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:16:01 2012 No.8438014 File: 512 KB, 1280x1024, ryouti17l.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what a mess

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:18:00 2012 No.8438018 File: 222 KB, 658x698, Satori393.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:20:00 2012 No.8438028 File: 501 KB, 1200x1500, Satori968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:21:00 2012 No.8438030 File: 531 KB, 1280x1024, ryouti21l.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who will clean up all this leaking body fluid?

Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 07:22:30 2012 No.8438032
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>>8438009
She seems to be deep in thought, judging by the expression on her face. Also considering the water, Chireiden is probably flooded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:22:30 2012 No.8438034 File: 76 KB, 915x968, Satori970.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't have a lot of guro, but if we're going with a grimdark theme I can contribute.

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 07:24:01 2012 No.8438039 File: 1.74 MB, 1897x1755, c65f01b94ec20627a67939b3780b04da.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:25:00 2012 No.8438041 File: 600 KB, 876x1280, Satori153.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:27:01 2012 No.8438048 File: 975 KB, 1200x1200, Satori894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:29:00 2012 No.8438056 File: 201 KB, 516x733, Satori067.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:31:30 2012 No.8438057 File: 563 KB, 727x2000, 1307252653266.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What a lewd body.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:33:00 2012 No.8438068 File: 315 KB, 707x1000, Satori769.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:39:31 2012 No.8438084 File: 131 KB, 537x758, Satori898.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shift gears, lewd time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:40:30 2012 No.8438087 File: 254 KB, 720x1000, Satori022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:42:01 2012 No.8438093 File: 363 KB, 1331x1500, Satori679.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:44:01 2012 No.8438102 File: 295 KB, 850x1205, Satori297.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:46:00 2012 No.8438107 File: 568 KB, 787x975, Satori378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:46:00 2012 No.8438108 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:49:31 2012 No.8438115 File: 465 KB, 845x1000, Satori745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:51:00 2012 No.8438121 File: 2.02 MB, 1295x1812, 13365659.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lewd > Guro.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 07:54:32 2012 No.8438132 File: 543 KB, 1200x1043, satori085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Behold, the second lewdest image I have.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 08:02:32 2012 No.8438145 File: 285 KB, 500x500, 6211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 08:03:11 2012 No.8438150 File: 1.11 MB, 783x1134, 29ad59e368c1a2f506cd91f17d48d7e4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lewd images are my forte!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 08:04:57 2012 No.8438156 File: 438 KB, 1000x667, 1278343735620.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8438132 You're weaksauce.

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 08:05:22 2012 No.8438157 File: 1.00 MB, 849x1200, 43665c845b2186f6740389aebc332997.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 08:08:02 2012 No.8438165 File: 768 KB, 1024x1450, 54dfe1d38c49f8210037202a028de513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 08:08:32 2012 No.8438166 File: 389 KB, 860x1179, Satori420.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Caught with her bloomers down

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 08:09:02 2012 No.8438171 File: 710 KB, 960x1394, 21713972.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 08:09:31 2012 No.8438170 File: 207 KB, 600x750, Satori421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 08:10:02 2012 No.8438177 File: 168 KB, 613x880, Satori576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8438171 Creepy.

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 08:13:35 2012 No.8438185 File: 556 KB, 735x980, a04d979885aaeaf19ea7a8d5cd3a2efc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8438177 I don't think it's that bad, it does sort of fall into an uncanny valley though.

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 08:14:35 2012 No.8438188 File: 731 KB, 707x1000, 31c5bceb6941cff9bb11ac0e1cf629d4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 08:15:35 2012 No.8438195 File: 519 KB, 566x800, 2aebce2a117e3ddea188a61eb1713673.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 08:17:35 2012 No.8438199 File: 524 KB, 759x1000, 11a01931c06c460a1eb478d8a4021ef2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 08:19:35 2012 No.8438208 File: 485 KB, 840x1200, 90da7bfd5820a5eeb6f63e2fe8d74610.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 08:23:37 2012 No.8438223 File: 2.26 MB, 1400x2000, 6733cd82d6ecb71912206f828f94016c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	None !!dCzSF0+YBRO Thu Jan 19 08:31:32 2012 No.8438247 >>8438030 Hey, you Yes, you right there You're a fuckin' faggot. Like, a really big one.

>>	Floex !2dWQG/dNBk Thu Jan 19 08:36:02 2012 No.8438269 File: 1.08 MB, 962x2496, 10637269.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 08:42:02 2012 No.8438289
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>>8438269
>Why does cleaning your ears with Q-tips feel so good?

Well, there are a lot of nerve endings in the ear. And a lot of those nerves are hooked up to other parts of our body, especially internal organs. Certain nerves that are in the skin of the ear canal connect to the intestinal organs.

And many centuries gone by, when the Romans were having their orgies, they wanted to eat as much food as they could eat. And then sometimes they would want to regurgitate so that they could eat more food.

Right, right. And one of the cute little ways they had of making themselves regurgitate was to tickle their ear canal with a feather.

And that would trigger a reflex. They would regurgitate. Then, they could go back to the food orgy and have many more courses of their favorite foods.

Well today I learned something because of that image.

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 08:44:02 2012 No.8438297 File: 1.25 MB, 1350x1000, b15792b863adfe08897e58c94da100ec.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 08:44:32 2012 No.8438296 >>8438289 God damn, the Romans tried damn hard to be the worst people in the world.

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 08:46:02 2012 No.8438303 File: 1.18 MB, 1426x1208, 111be963c3bd24c2c2ae6b7d202acb06.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Floex !2dWQG/dNBk Thu Jan 19 08:49:03 2012 No.8438315 File: 280 KB, 625x832, 20073018.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8438289 I don't even remember asking that question.

Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 08:52:34 2012 No.8438324
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>>8438296
The Romans weren't really that bad, a lot of Europe wouldn't be how it is today if it wasn't for the Romans, and people like the Mongols did far worse things.

>>8438315
I read your mind, I knew you were thinking about it.

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 08:53:32 2012 No.8438329 File: 431 KB, 800x553, 2b193f0ca88f07a338aea35213d4568f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 08:55:33 2012 No.8438333 File: 515 KB, 700x973, d9503e596e2868a7abb5e542f237f56f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 08:55:33 2012 No.8438334 >>8438296 I dont think that is bad. I dont see what is wrong with that

Floex !2dWQG/dNBk Thu Jan 19 08:55:33 2012 No.8438335
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>>8438324
I wasn't even thinking it, there were only two thoughts running through my head at that particular instance:
"I'll upload this comic before I go to bed"
"Fuck i'm tired"

Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 08:57:03 2012 No.8438345
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>>8438335
Ok, the truth is I got curious as to why cleaning your ears feels so good, and thought I might as well share my findings with the rest of /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 08:57:32 2012 No.8438340 >>8438335 You have no proof of this. No one will believe you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 08:57:32 2012 No.8438342 Enjoy Cancer. Enjoy aids.

>>	Floex !2dWQG/dNBk Thu Jan 19 08:59:32 2012 No.8438355 File: 95 KB, 553x474, 18380878_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8438340 He has no proof of reading my mind either. >>8438345 Well it was a very interesting piece, thank you for sharing. Goodnight.

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Thu Jan 19 09:00:35 2012 No.8438361 >>8438355 Good Night, it was a nice thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 09:01:04 2012 No.8438366 >>8438355 You have no proof of what you claimed to be thinking

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 19 09:26:13 2012 No.8438483 >>8438297 Why do you save such terrible pictures?

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