/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]Little known fact:
it is impossible to masturbate upside down on a tuesday.</spoiler>

[Koshiro No.]

[spoiler]Why does it matter on a certain date?
Or its because that's your weekly masturbation date.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]Does it matter what you consider your spacial orientation to be relative to?</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]Why did you post this when Tuesday is 6 days away? I don't want to wait that long to find out if it's true. Fuck a you.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8435210
It matters that you're upside down</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8435223
I was going to post it yesterday but I forgot!</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]The handstand fap is a forbidden technique. Few /jp/ers have tried it and survived.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8435234
I tried it and just barely survived. I lost both of my arms. I'm lucky that no harm came to my dick though.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]I shall disprove this so called fact</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]I wish I knew how abnormally low my sex drive is when I only masturbate once every nine days; usually out of boredom instead of arousal.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8435234
Few. That means there's at least one /jp/er that has done it and survived? Who was it?</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8435265

>>8435250</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

>>8435250
That's because you were doing a headstand fap, not a handstand fap, Anon</spoiler>