/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]Wanna play?</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]Disappear. This thread is an eyesore. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread. This thread.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]I'm weird with rage comics in that I don't like them but I don't hate them either. However this actually looks pretty fun. Drinking games were one of the few hyper-normal activities I enjoyed before I became an anti-socialite shut-in weeaboo.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8434386
The /jp/ Quality Control robot is malfunctioning again...</spoiler>

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

[spoiler]LOL</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8434372
I am quite game for this. I'm sitting here drinking beers anyway, so why not. If there are multiple anons here who want to get a little drunk, I suggest we make temporary trips and roll with our last post number. Come one, come all, this could be fun!</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8434408
That's actually a cute idea. In fact someone should make a /jp/-ish version with Touhous and Tripfags™ instead of rage faces, and make a thread every fridey nite.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8434408
no you faggot</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8434399
There's something I never got about this kopipe. Why does it say congrats at the end? If someone made me shit myself, the last thing I'd do is congratulate them.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8434408
Drink to your own stupor you dolt, alcoholics are too adamant to share their misery.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8434372
YEAH WE WILL DRINK WATER
/JP/ CAN'T AFFORD BOOZE</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]I actually laughed when I saw this.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8434416
Im thirsty now.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]Jokes on you OP. I can't get drunk off of tea.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8434414
That would be great. Weekly friday /jp/ drinking part. Only for those who are into such things, ofcourse.

>>8434415
1) Do not presume I am an alcoholic for drinking a few beers by myself.
2) Do not presume to speak for all alcoholics.

So, anyone playing? Let's get a round in.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]Trollface needs to be retired. It seems to be the picture of choice for newspawn and idiots everywhere on the internet.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8434433
I have no problem with it. It may have hit the mainstream, but it's still being used as a face representative of trolling.
Besides, I think it's fair to say Whynne should have creative control over it and he's been quite a rad dude by essentially making it public domain. He's also used it in a non-4chan context (he struck a deal with DeviantART to sell shirts, for example).</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8434429
>So, anyone playing? Let's get a round in.
I'm in, but how? We can't use the thread for this.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8434453
He explained how you can. Use post numbers as dice. Just pick a color/avatar and draw blots on the image for each post or something.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8434428
If you drink enough tea (usually green or matcha) you can get a bit of a high from the theanine.</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]>>8434453
Sure we can. Just make a temporary trip, and roll by posting. Last digit is your steps, 7, 8, and 9 get halved and become 4, 4 and 5. Try to sage so the thread doesn't stay on top all the time, but try an occasional bump to see if anyone else wants to play.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8434456
>>8434459
I see. Welp, time to make a trip then.
My first trip actually.</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]>>8434459
So mine is 9, which means 4,5, which means 5. I have to drink before starting, so that's one sip. And I get to choose two players to drink.

Seeing as it's only you and me here, I choose you, and me. Let's get it on.</spoiler>

[Bernkastel !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

[spoiler]>>8434470
Rollan.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]I don't have alcohol nor do I give a fuck, but I will be watching this thread to see how it turns out.</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]>>8434482
I see what you did there, Bern. Guess that's another drink for me, but don't forget you have to drink too since you started.

Guess I'm rolling too.</spoiler>

[Bernkastel !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

[spoiler]>>8434484
Drink water or orange juice
I'll have to choose someone...
The next who is going to play then.</spoiler>

[Bernkastel !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

[spoiler]>>8434490
>0</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]>>8434490
Shit, hadn't thought of what would happen if you roll a 0. What now?</spoiler>

[Bernkastel !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

[spoiler]>>8434503
Skip your turn?
Let's wait a bit if someone decides to join.</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]>>8434503
Guess this makes it a reroll, which puts me to 8....which is "do nothing".</spoiler>

[Bernkastel !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

[spoiler]</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]>>8434508
Sure, though I wonder if that'll even happen. Why not wait for ten minutes or so and then just finish the game? Seems like it's a pretty short game to play with only two people, so we can get into the groove of things while waiting for people to turn up.</spoiler>

[Bernkastel !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

[spoiler]>>8434513
Heh.
Roll</spoiler>

[Bernkastel !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

[spoiler]>>8434525
Ok.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]ROLLAN FOR QUADS REDDIT BROS</spoiler>

[Bernkastel !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

[spoiler]>>8434536
>Reddit bros
No.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8434543
Yes.</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]>>8434530
Meh, enough waiting.

>>8434519
So let's start off again with your roll, 5.</spoiler>

[Bernkastel !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

[spoiler]>>8434566
so, it's like this</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]>>8434575
Right, how many ears do you have? And I rolled 6 in my last post, which gets us to "all women drink". Well, since we're all little girls in /jp/, I guess that's another sip for the both of us. Your move again, Bern</spoiler>

[Bernkastel !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

[spoiler]>>8434582
Two.
Welp, roll</spoiler>

[Bernkastel !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

[spoiler]>>8434583
>owner of the game
Hm...</spoiler>

[Bernkastel !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

[spoiler]</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]>>8434583
Owner? Is OP even playing?</spoiler>

[Bernkastel !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

[spoiler]>>8434589
No, I don't think so.
Let's skip this one</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]>>8434589
Guess we both have nothing to do then. Well, I threw a 5, so...I get to pick three players to drink. Guess I choose you, me, and Tokiko, if he's lurking anywhere.</spoiler>

[Bernkastel !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

[spoiler]>>8434597
Yep.
Roll</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]>>8434599
Hehe, nice. the number shown on your "dice" is actually 9, so you get to drink a whole lot, Bern. Rolling in the meantime.</spoiler>

[Bernkastel !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

[spoiler]>>8434610
I'm going to die
0 again?
You're lucky</spoiler>

[Bernkastel !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

[spoiler]>>8434620
Ah yes, I forgot.
Reroll again.</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]>>8434615
Nah, that just means a reroll, remember? Here it is, with updated gameboard and everything.</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]>>8434620
Well by all things scrumptious, can't I roll a nice three or something?</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]>>8434630
I suggest three 0's in succession gets you to drink twice or something. This is getting ridiculous. Your turn.

Also, forgot to update my own spot on the board. Here's the current board.</spoiler>

[Bernkastel !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

[spoiler]>>8434630
0 again</spoiler>

[Bernkastel !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

[spoiler]>>8434638
so it's 4</spoiler>

[Bernkastel !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

[spoiler]>>8434643
I'm not wearing any socks.
Your turn</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]>>8434643
Welp, I'm wearing black socks at the moment. Crafty fuckers. Guess that's a drink for me, accompanied by a roll.</spoiler>

[Bernkastel !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

[spoiler]>>8434653
>3
time to drink again</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]>>8434653
Haha, same one! Another drink for me, and then you're up.</spoiler>

[Bernkastel !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

[spoiler]>>8434660
reroll</spoiler>

[Bernkastel !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

[spoiler]>>8434669
Got head. I drink</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]Go on, do it for uncle Delicious</spoiler>

[Bernkastel !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

[spoiler]>>8434687
It's 4 right?
Yaay, let's drink!</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]>>8434697
Yeah, and now you got a 4 so we have to drink with the owners again......Guess it's my roll.
Out of interest, what are you drinking anyway?</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]Aaaw, wish I could join you guys, but I don't have any booze at home right now...</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]We're getting close.
Two drinks for me, and you can go ahead and play twice.</spoiler>

[Bernkastel !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

[spoiler]>>8434704
Water. I just went to the toilet by the way. And you?
I can't drink alcohol, I have work tommorow.</spoiler>

[Bernkastel !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

[spoiler]>>8434716
6. I guess I finished.</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]>>8434716
>>8434718
Ah really? I thought I was getting drunk with someone. Ah well, guess it was fun anyway. Congrat on winning! Let's hope some other anons will join us.

I'm drinking malt beer by the way. I also have work tomorrow, but not until 3pm.</spoiler>

[Bernkastel !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

[spoiler]>>8434724
I cheated. Next time I'll buy booze.</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]>>8434740
You'd better. I'll probably fix this shitty gameboard up with some touhou character, yukkuri and extra rules soon, so we can play the /jp/ drinking game every friday or something. It seems like a great idea to me, especially with additional players.</spoiler>

[Bernkastel !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

[spoiler]>>8434758
I'm looking forward it.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8434758
I'd definitely be interested if there was a /jp/ version.
Looking forward to it.</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]>>8434765
>>8434767
Alright, won't be this week though, as I have a very early bedtime this friday. But I hope to have it finished soon. Remember this thread, everyone, so when I don't get shunned away when I eventually turn up with a Touhou board soon.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8434785
The real question would be when to put up a thread like that. When the European anons want to hit the booze, the American anons are enjoying their lunch, but when you start it for the Americans, the Europeans will mostly be asleep, or think it's too late.</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]I read some of you guys were interested in a round two. Crack open your beer or what have you, and join me for a game!
We'll take the board for another test drive before making a Touhou one, to see if it catches on.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]I'd play, but I don't have any alcohol. This thread really makes me crave some, but the shops are all closed...better luck tomorrow</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]You could do cute pictures of touhous drinking alcohol on every tile and then some cool, gensokyo-related penalty or something.
there's enough pics of touhou's and alcohol out there.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8435026
Touhous drinking alcohol is my ultimate fetish. Look at this pic, just look at it. Isn't that the way to spend your evenings?</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]Just get them drunk, that's it. I suggest a drunk touhou thread</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]>>8435065
My nigga</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]Touhous are like 8 to 15.
Pictures of underage drinking are against United States law (yes, really).

Reported for illegal content.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]Damn you. Now I feel like drinking.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8435078
>Stop having fun, guys.

I must say, clipping 7,8,9 at 4,4,5 skews the results to higher numbers.
I propose, if the lastest number is 7,8 or 9, you take the second last digit. It's fairer that way.

Are we including 0 as a valid roll?</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8435078
I'm pretty sure pictures of underage sex is illegal too.</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]>>8435099
Sounds good to me. It was a rule made up on the spot anyway.
0 is a reroll, but I can go for the next digit as well.

So, anyone up for a round? I've still got a lot of beers left and I'd feel better if I could share my evening with one of you guys. Even if you decide to drink water/tea/whatever. But preferably alcohol.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]Tempted to try sake soon, anyone here like it? Had a sip once before, tasted just like white wine, only slightly drier.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8435125
I think rerolls would only bog the process down.
Either:
1. Second to last digit;
2. Stay on the same square, repeating the action. This can be quite heavy, really.

I won't be participating tonight, buddy. I've got an exam in 9 hours, so I have to be in a reasonable condition. Besides, I can't tolerate alcohol, at all.
A Touhou version would be really fit of /jp/. Love to see that one coming.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8435167
A good sake set is the best way to do drinking games. Makes it accessible to the people you actually want drunk.

Post more drunk tohou. For the love of god.</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]>>8435238
Love drunk touhous</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

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[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

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[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]First thing I'd do when I reach Gensokyo is look up the local tavern and get drunk with my toubros</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]I prefer heroin to alcohol</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]>>8435331
A bit too hardcore for my liking, but I've done MDMA and amphetamines. I prefer to stick with alcohol and to occasionally treat myself to the harder stuff.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]>>8435341
I highly recommend against trying it, because once you shoot up, it's very difficult to enjoy your life again normally, because everything else you do pales in comparison</spoiler>

[DetectiveDelicious !gerGRPB9Qs No.]

[spoiler]>>8435383
So it is with most drugs, which is why I stick with alcohol, with the occasional dabble in hard drugs. Heroin I won't touch though, but masturbation on cocaine is heavenly, and I won't give that up anytime soon.</spoiler>

[Anonymous No.]

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