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Help me /jp/
My mom left me for a few days, it has been 4 days since she left and I am already starving. The only thing I have in the house are hamburgers, boxes filled with hundreds of hamburgers, I don't even know why my mom decided to buy so many hamburgers, my head hurts just from thinking about them.

Can you teach me some American ways to cook these hamburgers, /jp/?
I feel like I am going to explode if I eat another ´´traditional hamburger".

>> No.8422703
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dude where do you live

>> No.8422704

This is fucking hilarious.

>> No.8422708

Hamburgers as in hamburger patties or sandwiches?
Frozen?

>> No.8422709

Deep fry that shit.

>> No.8422717
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burgers... I'm so hungry...

>> No.8422713

And WHY just WHY do you seek help from /jp/?

>> No.8422719
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>>8422713
Everyone knows /jp/ is the most patriotic board.

>> No.8422724
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Is this a hamburger?

Put in the microwave. Heat it. Eat it. American-proof level of difficulty.

>> No.8422729
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Frozen hamburger patties...

>> No.8422728

>>8422724

This being /jp/, don't forget to slap a fried egg on that shit.

>> No.8422727

When I make hamburgers I just put them in the oven. Obviously you should put aluminum foil over the tray you put them on as not to make a mess.

>> No.8422733

Deep fried and covered in eggs with a side of ramen.

>> No.8422734

>>8422733
I read that as semen

>> No.8422740

>>8422734
Also works.

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>>8422734

>> No.8422744

Can I come over and have some of your hamburgers?

>> No.8422746

>>8422729
Then there's hundreds of possibilities!
First, look around the kitchen/fridge/pantry/food storage area for other ingredients you have. Spices, dry foods, canned foods, look everywhere and find everything you can.
Then, go to /ck/ and ask them what you can do with those ingredients.

>> No.8422756

defrost the hamburgers and chop them back into ground beef, mix in a few eggs microwave for 30 seconds(don't want to cook it just heat it up) and then put your dick in the beef and fuck away, it's the closest thing to a pussy, trust me bruh.

>> No.8422783

Thanks for the help my friends, I will see what I can do.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

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>>8422695
Here Op, its my favorite American hamburger recipe, enjoy

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Hey op, where do you live? I'll bring my barbeque and I'll start cooking them and we can invite the rest of /jp/ over. Your mom is gone anyway so she won't mind.

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