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Is it possible to use pancake batter to make an edible dick mold?

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>> No.8421433

That doesn't look like a pancake at all. Are you American, OP?

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>> No.8421444

>>8421433
Going by the NEET clock only Americans should be on right now

so either you're a NEET American or a non-NEET european. Which is it?

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>> No.8421557

dicks

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>> No.8421563

>>8421444
NEET is not a status symbol

>> No.8421565

I don't know about pancakes. I think that if you got pancake batter into the shape, it would fall apart when you penetrated it because of how fluffy and soft they are. You could try stirring the batter much longer, or you can try adding more flour(at which point it's probably better to just make a dough with yeast).

I make some incredibly stretchy and resilient cinnamon rolls which I think would be great to masturbate with if I could get them into such a shape. Whatever you're doing, if you're doing it just to masturbate with, remember not to overcook it otherwise it will be dry and it won't stretch as much.

This really got me thinking about making something out of bread dough to masturbate with.

>> No.8421568

>>8421563
what is it then?

>> No.8421577

>>8421568
a way of life

>> No.8421580

>>8421577
can I be mad at non-NEETs for living differently than me? Because I want to be mad at them.

Not that I want them to be NEET too, because then they wouldn't be out there paying for my lifestyle. I just kind of want to be mad at them, that's all.

>> No.8421613

>>8421560
I'd hit it

>> No.8421690

I've never had American pancakes before. What's that square thing you pour the syrup on? Also, do the pancakes actually look like that in reality, or does it just end up as a small, greasy mountain most of the time?

>> No.8421694

I think a better question would be:

Can I carve an edible dick out of a stack of pancakes?

We need our best scientists and engineers to work on this!

>> No.8421705

>>8421690

>What's that square thing you pour the syrup on?

It's a small piece of butter. It melts under the heat of the pancakes.

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My friends and I play this game where we each buy a loaf of bread, white wheat, whatever kind of bread we want, they just all need to have the same amount of slices. We then turn on porn and all get some raging boners going. Once we got the boners, we then start a race of who can stick there dick through each piece of bread the fastest. You have to do it one slice at a time, and it has to be a clean hole through the bread. If you tear the bread, you have to eat that slice. The person who finishes their loaf first gets to choose wo eats which loaf of penis bread.

We call it penis bread.

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>>8421719

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