/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[OP !/7kQ8/0Dy6 No.]

Are you lonely, /jp/?

This may sound kind of weird, but hear me out... I want to try something...

It's not much, but I can keep you company for tonight. I'm willing to do all sorts of things. I can play a role for you if you want, or pretend to be your waifu.

Or if you don't want something like that, I can at the very least offer to give you some company and conversation.

I get out of this what I put into it. If I can brighten one anon's day/night somehow, or make them feel better about themselves, then I'll feel good about it too.

Please, feel free to contact me for any reason. Even if all you want to do is yell at me and troll me! If you need someone to be your punching bag for a little bit, I'm willing to do that as well!

Contact:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/anonlovesyou
[e-mail]
[e-mail]

I've done things somewhat similar to this in the past on a few very rare occasions, but that doesn't mean I'm "experienced" at it. I'm just trying to help out anons and I feel like this is a good way to do it.

Again, I'm sorry if this seems weird or strange or fake... but I have a temporary trip code for this thread, so if anyone has any questions or anything I'll be around.

[Anonymous No.]

op is my waifu now

[Anonymous No.]

OP may be onto a legitimate buisness here. you should figure out a going rate.

[Anonymous No.]

Why can't we just talk in this thread?

[January Almonds !!Ng0WdW2F4Le No.]

What a kind thing for you to offer OP!

[Anonymous No.]

Hello OP !/7kQ8/0Dy6,

I have a question and I hope you can answer it. You say you get out of this what you put into it, but how can you really be certain? What if by some strange chance your thread causes the death or suicide of someone? will you kill yourself as well? it only seem logical if you are wanting the same you cause to others with your thread. I will await your answer.

[Anonymous No.]

I sent you an e-mail wishing you luck, OP. Have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

It's amusing to imagine OP talking someone out of suicide in one window while cybering in the next.

[Anonymous No.]

Reading your post made me hard.
Can you post some conversations you've had in the past please? Block out the names if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

I admire such kindness anon!

[Anonymous No.]

10/10
obvious troll

[Ataraxia !p3ukEUfrWM No.]

Seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could spy on the conversations and masturbate to them. I find that incredibly hot.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, how do I know you won't screecap our conversation and then post it in /b/ to make fun of me?

[OP !/7kQ8/0Dy6 No.]

>>8416696
That's emotional prostitution.

>>8416719
I'm willing to do a lot of things. What exactly are we talking about here?

>>8416728
I want to make people happy and be happy. I really hope I don't hurt anyone... I'm trying to avoid that kind of thought.

>>8416728
I haven't saved chat logs of anything like this before... I guess I can start saving them, but only if the other person agrees it's fine.

>>8416766
Because I've been screencapped and posted on /a/ and /b/ and even /jp/ and made fun of, know how it feels, and would never wish that on anyone.

>>8416767
Well... I'm sure there's some way that could be arranged if you want that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8416772
get only or perhaps did you reject me
im going to an hero if you did

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamn, every fucking live ID is taken. Ended up mashing my keyboard.

[OP !/7kQ8/0Dy6 No.]

>>8416781
I would prefer it if you'd stay alive.

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't mind a little company.
But I'm too shy to instigate it by msg'ing you.
I'll just stay forever alone.

(I'd also probably just bore you to death)

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/soc/
but please take screencaps and post them here so we can have a good laugh after you do what you are planning to do

[OP !/7kQ8/0Dy6 No.]

>>8416832
I'll post screencaps of anyone who wants me to post screencaps. Otherwise, no, sorry.

>>8416828
Quit being shy! Add me, talk to me. Do it! It'll be fun, for both of us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8416832
I doubt this is a troll. Search for similar posts in the archive, he never posts screencaps.

[OP !/7kQ8/0Dy6 No.]

I'm having troubles with MSN. If you have to add me on MSN, try messaging me even if I appear offline for whatever reason. The message SHOULD go through.

[Anonymous No.]

op, it's not letting my messages send to you because it says you're offline when it shows you're online. My msn is being stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

i asked op to show me his face and he was a fucking ugly 30 year old

[Anonymous No.]

Will you be available tomorrow at all, or is this offer exclusive to right now?

[Anonymous No.]

OP, did you know that talking with a depressed socialy awkward person ( that what, 80% of /jp/ ? ) may require somme good psychologist's talent ?

I studie psychology, and i know you can't trying a good talk therapie without 8 YEARS of practice-studying.

Your idea is honeslty good, but be careful, it's not as easy as you think, and if you make an error you can get the opposite feel from your "friend".

You also need a perfect self esteem, without that you will get absorbed by that guy's problem. good luck :)

[Anonymous No.]

I sent you a invite, but you aren't responding.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello again OP !/7kQ8/0Dy6,

Thank you for your reply. I am glad to hear of how you would handle such a situation. supposing ignoring it is a 'good' way to deal with such
Any please be wary of posters such as >>8416781 they are only here to discourage you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8416715
Because /jp/ isn't a chatroom for lonely nerds.

OP, take this to the ghostboard.

[Floex !2dWQG/dNBk No.]

Can I add you just for the hell of it?
Don't even need to talk or anything, just because.

[Anonymous No.]

help poor ryuuchan op

[OP !/7kQ8/0Dy6 No.]

>>8416867
I can't guarantee I'll be on, but you can add me tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder why jp isnt filled with people like op
sure it will take a lot of work but will work exactly as you always wanted

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck

[i'm quoting youre !MOMfhcyku. No.]

'sup /soc/

[Anonymous No.]

Reminds me of that one group that prostituted itself for hats

[Floex !2dWQG/dNBk No.]

>>8416914
This seems more like a charity benefit not an online prostitution service. At least from what I perceive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8416914
For educational purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>[e-mail] seems to be offline.

Did I get blocked? Just wanted to talk

[OP !/7kQ8/0Dy6 No.]

>>8416923
Like I said above I'm having issues with MSN. If you have continuing issues with talking to me on MSN, try AIM or Steam...

>>8416920
This isn't prostitution, I said that. I'm open to those kinds of things, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8416868
Not OP, but:
Yeah, because understanding that a pseudo-science (such as psychology) is bullshit takes eight years. Sorry, no, I understood that much within eight minutes of talking to someone who wasted those eight years. Within an hour I had blown apart every argument they tried to make.

Short version: You can't understand someone's mental patterns with only 10 minutes of talking, whether you're "trained" to do so or not. People are not that readily classifiable.

Please keep your pseudo-sciences where they belong.

Yes, I know you're probably trolling. I had some extra troll food sitting around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8416933

8/10, made me cringe