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My younger sister is having three of her friends stay the night at our house tonight. I think I'm in heaven...

>> No.8414211

Reported to the FBI.

>> No.8414210

i thought u were gay lmao xD!

>> No.8414217

You're a very sad young man.

>> No.8414216

Tell them to suck your cock, dude.

>> No.8414221

my younger sister just offered me 2 strawberrys
i think i'm in HELL

>> No.8414226

Tell them to invite their boyfriends and that you are willing to become their little cumslut! :3

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>>8414216
The middle schooler probably won't know what that is, and the others are sheltered enough that they probably won't, either....

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8414256

dang my sister has friend over too.. its annoying..

>> No.8414259

stop being attracted to 3D pigs

>> No.8414276

place an spy cam, record everything then fap furiously with the video

>> No.8414285
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I just spent five hours babysitting my sister and her friends for five hours. Many wwwws were had as well as many erections. One girl pulled up her shirt so it was like a hammock and carried a hamster around in it. Her stomach was nice. The same girl let the hamster crawl around inside of her shirt and was making some very arousing noises because it was tickling her. The same girl got stuck in the dryer. Her pajamas consisted of a very low cut tank-top shirt which showed off her flat chest and a pair of track shorts. If I wanted to, I could have looked and seen her very young, nearly nonexistant breasts many times throughout the night. I didn't though. For the first time in my life, I knew what it was like to babysit a bunch of 11 year olds. I needed to share this with someone and /jp/ has the only people I speak with online. Please excuse me.

>> No.8414308

>>8414285
Reported to the DHS.

>> No.8414317
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>>8414285

Jesus. That's a lot of fap material.

Could you describe some more for us?

>> No.8414354

>>8414285
How did she get stuck inside of the dryer, that's so wacky anon

>> No.8414372

Depending on how old they are, I think you should try to include yourself in their activities or see if they want to play any games. Little girls are one of the only times you can have innocent, clean, and plain silly fun with another person. I say that in a completely non-sexual way. No one you're in contact with in real life at your age will want to play a board game while eating warm cookies with a movie playing in the background. It's the sad truth.

>> No.8414400

Oh god. I just got home from a sleepover at a friend's house and let me tell you, it was one of the worst experiences in my life. The sleepover started out as usual, me and my three friends were just goofing around and having a good time. Then, my friend's older brother showed up.

"SUCK MY COCK, DUDE!" a high, nasally-pitched voice screamed. The brother charged into the room. "SUCK MY COCK! SUCK MY COCK!" Like the retard he was, he blew his entire load on the ground where we were having a tea party. We scrambled, me and my friends ran back. But Tokiko? Oh, no. This is Tokiko we're talking about. He just charged straight at us.

"SHE'S SUCKING IT! SHE'S SUCKING MY COCK, DUDE! STAR GRABS COCK STAR" Again and again, Tokiko slapped his cock against his sister's face until he had a diabetes attack and collapsed on the ground. As if God himself was delivering divine justice upon this autist, Tokiko stopped breathing. "Thanks a lot, guys. Fucking faggots." And with that, he was gone.

Has anyone else on /jp/ been to Tokiko's house before? Was he nearly as awful for you? I can't be the only one.

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>>8414400

>> No.8414470

>>8414308

Reported to DHL. 

>> No.8414487

>>8414372
>Depending on how old they are, I think you should try to include yourself in their activities or see if they want to play any games. Little girls are one of the only times you can have innocent, clean, and plain silly fun with another person.

I agree completely. When I would babysit my little sister we would sometimes make entire room sized blanket forts. It was so very fun. And that's all it is, just fun. Plain, silly fun. No bullshit that goes along with many other kinds of interaction, just fun.

Then we would usually make a snack and I would read to her in said forts using a flashlight.

>> No.8414481

>>8414372

Man, I just thought of something. I'd totally be down for a chill tea party. Or maybe some Settlers of Catan. Too bad I'm always alone.

;_;

>> No.8414507

This thread brings back bad memories.

>13 years old
>think I'm awesome because I have a 15 year old friend
>have a sleepover in my house
>wake up to the sound of him fucking my Mom in the next room
>they make no effort to stay quiet
>so beta I stay friends with him just to have a foot on the social ladder

Is there anything more beta than staring into your cereal bowl in the morning to ignore the fact that your friend just slapped your Mom's ass in front of you? I'd like to hear it.

>> No.8414510

>>8414481
I'm totally down for some Catan, I've been meaning to try out the Seafarers expansion

>> No.8414514

>>8414507
You should look him up and kick his ass. It's not too late anon.

>> No.8414515

>>8414400
don't bully tokiko-kun!

>> No.8414520

>>8414507
>>>/r9k/

Please write out your story without greentext.

>> No.8414521

>>8414372
Sadly, they're a bit too old for that. If they were three or four years younger, I could see that going well. Right now I could pass as the cool musician / college-goer, I guess, but they're probably just going to watch MTV tonight or listen to hip-hop and talk about boys. They're out of the "sweet and precious" part of their lives.

I'm probably also old enough that my dad would suspect funny business if they were any younger...

>> No.8414517

>>8414507

Nice faggy beta greentext bro. At least he wasn't fucking your ass, right? Or was he?

>> No.8414525

>>8414507
you're just trying to give us with an ntr fetish a boner aren't you?

>> No.8414530

>>8414507
I haven't laughed so hard reading a greentext story in awhile, thanks for that.

>> No.8414531

>>8414470
Wow, that was actually hilarious.

>> No.8414543

>>8414507
>>8414517
>>8414520
>>8414525

People reacting to old as fuck pasta: the thread.

>> No.8414549

>>8414507
Wow. Fag...

>> No.8414554

>>8414543
I don't read anything that is greentext, so there is no way I can tell if whatever has been posted is kopipe or not.

>> No.8414559

>>8414554
Nice copout, faaaag.

>> No.8414564

>>8414521
Oh no... That's too bad. I'm sorry.

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>>8414521

>watch MTV tonight or listen to hip-hop and talk about boys.

picture related.

>> No.8414568

When I would babysit my little sister we would sometimes make entire room sized blanket forts. It was so very fun. And that's all it is, just fun. Plain, silly fun. No bullshit that goes along with many other kinds of interaction, just fun.

Then we would usually make a snack and I would read to her in said forts using a fleshlight.

>> No.8414600

>>8414568

You know, that's exactly how I read the original.

>> No.8414661

My sister is half black so...

>> No.8414667

The only experience I've ever had that was even close to this was the time a good friend and I went over to his mom's house to bring her out to a movie and his little sister had a friend over. She was unbelievably cute, really shy, and spent the whole time basically checking us out while completely ignoring her friend.
She was so obvious about it, my friend's mom laughed about it the whole evening... "omg! boys!"

>> No.8414684

>>8414667

>spent the whole time basically checking us out while completely ignoring her friend.

She was on her guard because she instinctively knew you thought she was a little sex pot. You big bad wolf you.

>> No.8414739

>>8414661

And that's important because?

>> No.8414758

>>8414739
What are you, a race traitor?

>> No.8414775

>>8414667
I've always wondered if there's a general kind of attitude young girls have towards their friend's older brothers.

For the most part my sister's friend(s) seems to ignore me...

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>>8414205

>> No.8414817

>>8414775

Well, this girl not only acknowledged our existence, but appeared to have a slight crisis. One of these days I'll ask my friend's sister if she remembers that evening and if the subject of her brother and I came up. I'd suspect it did.

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>>8414285

Reminds me of when I was playing with my cousin and her two friends in the pool. I was busy doing something, but my cousin persuaded me into hopping in with them. One of her friends I already knew well; the other was shy, for I have only met her once before. I would flip my cousin and her friends in the water and launch my cousin into the air by cupping her bottom with my hand. Nice, simple fun.

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>>8414568
>I would read to her in said forts using a fleshlight.
>using a fleshlight.
>fleshlight
I lol'd

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>>8414285
I wouldn't have been able to resist looking.

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