/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is it with all these alice threads. Is it lonely day, or something? Why don't you cool your heads a bit anon and gander at the superior pairing.

[Anonymous No.]

But that's not a picture of Shinki x Mima.

[Anonymous No.]

Reimu is a shit character, nothing superior there. Alice x nobody is the superior pairing.

[Anonymous No.]

This is a thread about Alice threads.
Therefore, this is an Alice thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Every thread is Alice thread
Every day is Alice day
Every poster is Alice?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>841269
Touche.

[Anonymous No.]

>>841274

Don't you mean Alice x Shanghai?

[Anonymous No.]

SUPERIOR PAIRING

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[Anonymous No.]

>>841297
lold

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>>841282
Reimu at the end looks tanned, thusly hot.

Also, where do you keep getting these?

[Anonymous No.]

>>841301
Japan

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[Anonymous No.]

Touhou has ruined my life, like it has done to so many others.

Less than a week ago, I thought the premise of the game was the stupidest thing I'd ever heard. Yukkuri was just a meme, and I didn't even know any other characters. But then I played the first episode. And then the second. And couldn't stop until I was done with SWR. That was four days ago. By then, I was hopelessly entangled. I was in love with the game and the girls. I started daydreaming that I was a member of the game's cast, or that I had a touhou of my own. I suddenly had a craving for beer, so I went out and bought some, and it's all I've been drinking these past few days. And then it got even worse. Two days ago, I played the Subterranean Animism demo. Now, I'm hopelessly in love with Alice. All I want from life is to be able to hold Alice and be able to cheer her up, make her happy again, so I can see her smile again. I fantasize about her coming to the human world, so I can go out with her, make sweet, sweet, love to her, and marry her and have a happy life with my dear Alice. The game's given me other side effects, too, which keep getting worse. Whenever I see porn or hentai now, all I can think is "no dickgirl Marisa, not hot." All I can fap to is Alice doujins. I see Reimu's face and get in a bloodcurdling rage like I've never felt before. She made my Alice cry! I've stopped caring about my car, which for years was everything to me. I've stopped caring about what I eat, except for a craving for manju. I don't care about any other anime, manga, or any video games. My only realistic desire right now is for an accurate Alice dakimakura that I can cuddle while I sleep. I get jealous when I see anyone talk about her or post her picture, and pissed off when I hear the word yandere.

Come to me, Alice! I'll love you, let me make you happy! You're not yandere, let me give you my devotion and love and you'll see that you don't need to be so sad!

I'm crying as I type this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>841326
Desu

[E-mouse !LNaFATMuso No.]

Pairing?

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>>841326
>no dickgirl Marisa, not hot

faggot

[Anonymous No.]

Polygamy is common in Gensokyo.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>841282
Bawwwwww

[Anonymous No.]

What Alice threads, everyone thinks she's such a brilliant, popular, independent woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>841346

It's hatesex.

No, a hatethreesome.

Brilliant. I'm fucking brilliant. "Hatethreesome."

[Anonymous No.]

Every day is lonely day.

Welcome to 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>842034

;_;

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>>841346
I had a dream about that yesterday. Fucking awesome.