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/jp/, what's your charm?

>> No.8412315
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i dont like penises, all touhous does have penises. they are not my charm. but my penis is

>> No.8412308

I don't really have any charm.

>> No.8412343

I play the good looking, overly serious guy, that is totally unapproachable and makes people uncomfortable.

>> No.8412447

>>8412295

Does money count?

>> No.8414034

My eyes are always half closed unless I am really happy. Someone has got to like that, right?
...right?

>> No.8414056

Nothing. Maybe my glasses and my overall feminine/passive posture.
My older female cousin once told me I was so cute she wanted to torture me until I begged her for death.

>> No.8414054

I'm a dashing, handsome, autistic young man

>> No.8414058

I look a bit like a bear.

>> No.8414063

>>8414034
I don't know if people like it or not, but I'm like that too.

>> No.8414073

I find the most insecure girl in the room and give her backhanded insults until she loves me. Extra bonus if she has a beta who follows her around that I can intimidate.

>> No.8414081

I've been called a nice guy more than 3 times, so I don't have any charm, kind of depressing.

>> No.8414091

I am physically large (not fat) and I am smarter than most people. I am not handsome but I am clean with no body oder and I always have good breath. I am very unsociable and I am quick to insulting someone.

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I'm fucking great at lying and pretending to be another person, even though I hate it and I find myself lying without really wanting to.
I don't even know who I am anymore.

>> No.8414107

>>8414091
>physically large (not fat)
Thou protesteth too much, sir.

>> No.8414119

>>8414073
you sound like someone who could be my bro. we could make single mothers everywhere.

>> No.8414130

>>8414056
Can you hook me up with your cousin? She sounds crazy.

>> No.8414132

>>8414081
I've never been called a nice guy in my life. Is that supposed to be good or something?

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8414137

I'm pure, 100% sweet and kind!

>> No.8414146

I have several facades and i'm a compulsive bullshitter

and some people think i'm smart/wordy but meh, that's just my bullshitting in action.

>> No.8414150

>>8414132
It means no one respects you or that you blend into the atmosphere. I have been called an asshole, funny, and a perv (I used to grab female asses left and right during middle and high school, never got in trouble for it) but never a nice guy.

>> No.8414169

>>8414146
>and some people think i'm smart/wordy
The only people who think you're smart or wordy are the ones who told you about it, which means they're not the saltiest fries in the Happy Meal.

>> No.8414182

I'm the guy that looks serious and gives a psychotic impression (I've been told that on a room full of average people, I look the most likely to go on a killing spree), but at the same time (or maybe because of that) I can be surprisingly 'funny'.
But that's only when I am on 'must-appear-to-be-normal-at-all-costs'-mode. By myself I am just a depressive piece of shit. So no, no 'charms'. Well, maybe my effeminate (for now and here's standards) mannerisms. Though I doubt that'd charm anything other than gays.

>> No.8414197

>>8414150
Good thing i'm not a "nice guy" then.

It's not like being an asshole ever paid me off, anyway.

>> No.8414418

I'm one of those guys who wouldn't really care even if every other human being and animal and whatever else died in a horrendous, bloody fashion. So I generally don't see a reason to talk to people. In fact, whether I know someone or not, chances are I'll get pissed just by being near them.

So I don't really have any charm.

>> No.8414442

Charm, huh?

If we were in a survival situation, and had to resort to cannibalism, I wouldn't say where the meat came from if it wasn't really obvious to spare you the burden. And if you did know what it was, I at least wouldn't tell you who it was. That's charm right?

>> No.8414513

I don't really have any charm. When I look at myself, I realize that I am rather sickly, I guess. I'm allergic to fruit, I have asthma, I get rashes rather easily due to my eczema, and I'm becoming more lactose intolerant. I spend most of my time in bed on my laptop.

Lately I've been becoming so overly drowsy after eating. Either I'm eating too much or something else is wrong with me.

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