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Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:31:52 No.8408373 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:33:21 No.8408384 She hates it

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:33:21 No.8408385 I want to marry this fine lady and not have sex with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:34:52 No.8408390 I could not agree with this person more.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:34:52 No.8408396 She knows words like sex, dicks and pussy. What a slut.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:35:55 No.8408397 >>8408385 Thats what I thought the first time I saw this.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:35:55 No.8408402 >>8408385 But she's naked, so she's obviously a slut to begin with. Probably on her period or something and getting all worked up about it for attention. All women have histrionic personality disorder.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:37:53 No.8408411 >>8408402 Shes a 2d so she isnt a slut until we make her one.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:39:52 No.8408423 >>8408402 What's wrong with being naked? You are the one that is not pure here, buddy.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:40:22 No.8408430 You're all hypocrites because at the end of the day you'll still be giving in to your nature and masturbating with your 3D hairy man arms to some depiction of sexual intercourse.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:41:53 No.8408439 File: 116 KB, 875x639, areyoushittingmegundam.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8408402 You have a problem with being nude? Are you fucking retarded?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:41:53 No.8408442 Is that a girl or a futa, knowing the artist it could be either.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:42:23 No.8408443 >>8408430 >hairy man arms I think you mean SHAVED girly-boy feet.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:42:23 No.8408444 >>8408430 I have very girly arms thank you very much.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:42:52 No.8408447 File: 28 KB, 480x502, happytechpriest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8408430 I fap to computer hardware.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:43:23 No.8408455 >>8408439 But why is she nude? It appears she's in bed. Bed is where sex happens. Sex happens naked in bed. She's a fucking slut.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:43:52 No.8408450 My fetish is go out with a non-virgin girl who thinks that sex doesn't feel good because the guys she fucked in the past just treated her as an onahole with a pulse, and love her tenderly until she changes her mind. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:43:52 No.8408451 File: 13 KB, 155x443, wishes_cant_come_true.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:43:52 No.8408452 >>8408443 >feet what

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:45:22 No.8408463 >>8408455 Because she want's to be. Shit, it could be warm or she feels more natural like that. Bed is where sleeping happens, dipshit. You are impure of mind.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:45:53 No.8408465 >>8408455 You have an impure mind. Get out of /jp/ you slut!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:45:53 No.8408466 >>8408450 This shit doesn't exist. If you're always kind with 3D girls, they'll never like you. This is one of the many reasons you shouldn't care about 3D.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:45:53 No.8408467 >>8408455 You also need experience with the thing in question if you have a feeling about it as strong as hate. Certainly someone who doesn't believe in aliens doesn't hate aliens. Someone that has been abducted and anal probed, probably does.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:46:22 No.8408470 >>8408444 >>8408443 Oh man, you two should get into contact.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:46:22 No.8408471 >>8408373 sauce

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:46:52 No.8408472 >>8408439 No. I bath in my swimsuit.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:46:52 No.8408473 >>8408455 You seem to be forgetting the primary purpose of beds.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:47:22 No.8408480 >>8408475 Begone, impure degenerate.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:47:23 No.8408475 >>8408463 There's no reason to be naked in bed. Wearing pyjamas or even just underwear isn't going to make much of a difference. The human body should be covered up unless you're a slut or showering.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:47:53 No.8408476 File: 212 KB, 416x614, jp_living_the_dream.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:48:52 No.8408482 >>8408475 >takeing showers Only a slut takes showers. A classy lady just washes her face before taking a carriage ride.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:48:52 No.8408486 • Sleeping naked. • Not being ashamed of your own body. /jp/ confirmed for sluts.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:48:52 No.8408487 >>8408466 Absolutes are bad, anon-kun. It's not that all girls are bad. It's just that 99% of them are. (coincidentally, so is 99% of men, if you ask me. And I'm bi.)

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:48:52 No.8408488 >>8408475 But the body is covered when you're in bed.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:49:22 No.8408491 >>8408488 I dont use sheets or blankets when I sleep.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:49:22 No.8408495 >>8408491 That sounds terribly uncomfortable

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:49:22 No.8408496 >>8408491 Your heating bill must be huge.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:49:52 No.8408494 >>8408487 Both genders are inherently flawed in different ways. But it's not their fault. It's just how evolution has caused us to be. 2D, however, is perfection.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:50:22 No.8408500

Stop being autistic and discussing about whether being naked on the bed is a sign of impurity or not. This only warranted a few posts.

P.S.: Purity is a flawed concept, with many influences from the society and religions you all despise and that despise you.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:52:23 No.8408504 >>8408496 Actually its really low. My bad is made of wool and does a rather good job keeping me warm.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:52:23 No.8408505 >>8408500 > Purity is a flawed concept No. Purity is pure. Go back to fantasizing about 3D sluts, slut.

>>	dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:53:22 No.8408513 File: 96 KB, 1016x596, 1326171240655.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i agree lewdness is cancer on this earth

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:54:23 No.8408517 >>8408513 Can I fuck you AND your friends?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:55:22 No.8408519 >>8408475 You have been corrupted by the evil social mindset! Live like when you were born, free and naked. Peace and love brother!

>>	dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:57:53 No.8408523 File: 124 KB, 1280x720, [furzi-Raws] Tantei Opera Milky Holmes 2 - 01 (1280x720 VFR Web x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_17.13_[2012.01.03_02.16.43].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8408517 no

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:58:22 No.8408528 >>8408519 Your whole life is a sin, you were born from a disgusting and lewd act.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:59:55 No.8408532 only dumb immature children think there is such thing as purity. if you think people are pure then you're just a retard who doesn't know shit about humans.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:59:55 No.8408533 File: 14 KB, 360x360, face of joy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who NUDE here?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:59:55 No.8408534 >>8408528 >implying he isn't a robot or just cloned

>>	Ryan !mHBuh/tvfE Fri, Jan 13, 2012 23:59:55 No.8408535 File: 306 KB, 560x520, 1326251506772.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8408523 W-why not?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:01:55 No.8408539

>>8408505

I don't masturbate to 3D at all.

That doesn't make purity an absolute concept. There are things you can believe are pure, but the values of purity came from relative societal and religious values. That already makes it a flawed concept for me.

Had you been born in another society, in another time, things you don't find (im)pure could be, in your mind.

>>	dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:01:55 No.8408541 File: 152 KB, 1280x720, 1316390264647.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8408535 because i dont want u to dont fug with my friends nerd

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:01:55 No.8408542 >>8408528 Sex is impure for only those that have corrupted mind!

Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:02:22 No.8408544

>>8408532
And only teens have the mindset they've ``outgrown'' the so-called childish notions of purity.
Seriously, plenty of adults have believed in purity in one form or another for millennia. It's a very widespread and common concept across independent cultures and nations. You think those people were somehow unaware that human beings have lustful thoughts and engage in impure behavior?
I don't think you realize the extent of the huge sweeping statement you just made.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:03:22 No.8408549

>>8408539
True, but there tend to be common ideals across different mindsets (regardless of race, religion, whatever).
Besides, I'm obviously talking about my personal idea of purity. You could apply the "it's relative" idea to anything, really. I mean, my idea of a burger is different to your idea of a burger. I saw some American restaurant makes burgers where the buns are fried chicken now. That's not a burger at all!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:05:34 No.8408560 >>8408549 It may not be a burger. But it sure sounds delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:06:22 No.8408568 File: 49 KB, 400x225, 15597137.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8408560 I'll admit it looks pretty damn tasty. There was a big shitstorm on /ck/ about it when it was introduced. I thought it was a joke or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:07:22 No.8408572 >>8408549 I'd rather call what I can honestly like "lovable", instead of pure. But as you said, it's all relative and personal, from the concepts to how you feel about them.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:07:53 No.8408573 [DELETED]

>>8408544
the concept of purity is subjective unless you're talking about a specific meaning under some religion. being lustful, lying, stealing, and harming others is impure. most of the retards on /jp/ don't even think about this they just talk about purity in the sense of sexual activity.

under your own hypocritical, delusional, completely subjective idea of purity you/others may be pure, but to the rest of humans aren't complete pants on head retard mode stuck in doublethink perpetually you are and the subject aren't. humans aren't pure and the people who try and say they are the worst lying scum who shouldn't be trusted at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:08:52 No.8408577 >>8408568 Not a burger. Just a double chicken sandwich without bread. Seriously, if you added two buns no one would even flinch

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:09:22 No.8408585 Can we all just agree that anyone who has ever had sex (including non-coitus sexual activity) is a slut? Unless it was for like science or something. And they hated it. And they were also both married.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:09:53 No.8408584

>>8408544
the concept of purity is subjective unless you're talking about a specific meaning under some religion. being lustful, lying, stealing, and harming others is impure. most of the retards on /jp/ don't even think about this they just talk about purity in the sense of sexual activity.

under your own hypocritical, delusional, completely subjective idea of purity you/others may be pure, but to the rest of humans who aren't complete pants on head retard mode stuck in doublethink perpetually you aren't and the subject aren't. humans aren't pure and the people who try and say they are usually are worst lying scum who shouldn't be trusted at all. unless they're some kind of religious person who thinks all humans are pure or something along those lines.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:10:52 No.8408588 >>8408577 No, it is a burger that grew so powerful it transcended the need for buns.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:11:22 No.8408592 At what point does a sandwich become a burger?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:11:23 No.8408591 >>8408585 no.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:13:23 No.8408602 >>8408592 What can change the nature of a sandwich?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:14:23 No.8408603 >>8408592 When there is hamburger meat in the middle and it has a hamburger bun on the outside.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:15:22 No.8408609

>>8408585
Everything that you can possibly love, from "waifus" you may have, to music, to hardware/software, wouldn't be here if two people hadn't engaged in sexual activity so the creator(s) of what you love could have been born.

That said, I do dislike almost all women who have engaged in sexual intercourse.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:16:23 No.8408617 >>8408603 Is hamburger even ham?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:16:23 No.8408618 >>8408615 Not burgers. Especially not gardenburgers. Fuck vegetarian food.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:16:32 No.8408615 >>8408603 What about steakburgers? Or gardenburgers?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:16:32 No.8408616 >>8408592 When whatever is in the sandwich is a patty. Like a hamburger patty, or a chicken patty.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:17:52 No.8408621 >>8408617 Hamburger meat is beef.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:17:52 No.8408622 >>8408617 It's made from people from Hamburg.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:19:22 No.8408625 >>8408622 I know burger comes from hamburger from Hamburg, but it's unfortunate that [meat]burger became a thing and Hamburg contains the name of a meat at the start. Feels like it was all planned by the Illuminati.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:20:53 No.8408630 >>8408625 Sandwiches do not contain sand or witches. It's a conspiracy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:21:52 No.8408632 Personally I enjoy plain chicken burgers

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:22:52 No.8408635 The Earl of Sandwich must have been a pretty boring guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:23:23 No.8408636 Sex is apart of human nature you are all fucking idiots. But you shouldent put S E X on a pedestal like the rest of mankind does. If you follow these things you will function like a normal NEET and still have sex

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:24:52 No.8408641 >>8408636 Sex? What're you on about? This is a hamburger thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:27:52 No.8408646 >>8408636 I was one of the persons arguing against the concept of purity. But you're a fucking normalfag retard who can't even spell. Get the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:28:23 No.8408647 >>8408641 Well, you know, fetishes take many forms.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:30:52 No.8408651 Sex sandwich?

>>	The Flussman !pKvbDena.Y Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:30:52 No.8408652 >>8408541 "nerd"!? don't use such hateful language dfwmfc! he doesn't want to "fug with" (meaning harass) he wants to fuck you and your friends (have carnal relations) please, don't be so crass!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:32:52 No.8408658 >>8408646 I am no normal faggot I am showing you that S E X does not need to be glorified and centered around in order to engage in it

Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:33:53 No.8408661
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>>8408647
just picture that juicy hamburger sliding up to the tip of your tongue and then you eat it and the juices spray all over you and the inside of your mouth and it's everywhere and there's fragments of bun in your eyes so you can't see but you keep going anyways because the burger is just that damn good.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:34:22 No.8408664 Oh god this thread made my day.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:37:23 No.8408670 File: 34 KB, 631x435, untill i find an actual drawing of someone fucking a hamburger this will have to do.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8408661 Who said I wanted to eat it?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:38:22 No.8408671 >>8408670 Well then you just replace 2 words and you're all set.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:39:23 No.8408674 >>8408670 Vaginas are often described as "meat holes" in doujins and stuff, I wonder...

>>	dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ Sat, Jan 14, 2012 00:48:52 No.8408700 File: 162 KB, 1396x1119, 23769475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8408652 i wont let him try and se what happens nerdchief

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 01:00:52 No.8408745 consider the following: a chicken burger is made out of chicken a turkey burger is made out of turkey a veggie burger is made out of vegetable shit yet a ham burger is made out of beef

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 01:03:52 No.8408759 >>8408745 But you see, it's not a ham burger. It's a hamburger. Learn the difference. It could save you[spoiler a minor inconvenience[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 01:09:22 No.8408782 >>8408759 I had a ham burger yesterday though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 01:09:22 No.8408785 >>8408700 Let's do ti.

>>	dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ Sat, Jan 14, 2012 01:10:52 No.8408792 File: 124 KB, 1280x720, [KiteSeekers-Wasurenai] Tantei Opera Milky Holmes II - 01 [1280x720 H264 OGG] [45B5EDD5].mkv_snapshot_15.12_[2012.01.08_01.02.38].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8408785 do what?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 01:11:22 No.8408799 >>8408782 Did it have ham?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 01:13:52 No.8408811 >>8408799 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 01:14:23 No.8408814 >>8408811 Then why did you say it was made of beef?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 01:16:53 No.8408824 >>8408814 I didnt, I said I had a ham burger, not a hamburger.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 01:17:52 No.8408827 >>8408824 >>8408745 >yet a ham burger is made out of beef Or were you not the same person?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 01:20:22 No.8408836 >>8408827 Nope, just pointing out that that person was wrong. a hamburger is made of beef, a ham burger is made of ham.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 01:43:57 No.8408917 All your sex and burger talk aside.. so my copy of katawa shoujo has an unknown publisher, is this normal? No, I didn't torrent it, nabbed it from someone's mediafire link.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 14, 2012 01:51:58 No.8408938 I haven't ate a hamburger in years

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