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Since /jp/ is Masturbation Central I should ask this question here...

do any of you know how to STOP masturbating? I did it like 5 times yesterday, that's more than I've ever done it in one day before. It's starting to get sore.

>> No.8406520

Why would you want to stop? I don't stop until the flesh is bruised. Then I spend days and days waiting for it to heal and repeat. It's not a vicious cycle, it's a euphoric one.

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who EX-MASTURBATOR here?

>> No.8406518

antidepressants. It calms kids down.

>> No.8406516

>>8406515
Self control.

>> No.8406525

Prostate massage.

You'll cum quick as fuck at first, and then you can recover from your soreness and go at it in earnest.

>> No.8406528

Just fap until your dick gets sore.

>> No.8406529

>>8406525
Tell me more about this. Can it be done from a sitting position?

>> No.8406532

>>8406529
You need to suspend yourself from the ceiling.

>> No.8406537

>>8406529
Yeah, I stick mine in and fuck around on /jp/ sometimes.

You just need to buy a prostate massager. Otherwise you're doing it with your finger, which can't really be done sitting.

>> No.8406552

>>8406537
fuck. how expensive are those?

>> No.8406554

I think I've found a good pattern for masturbation.

Fap two times a day for a week straight with no edging
Take a week off
Fap on the eight day and bear with the painful orgasm (edge as much as possible to ensure the least painful orgasm)
Take a day off
Fap twice the next day with no edging
Take a day off
Fap once while edging for at least 20 minutes
Fap twice the next day with your personal preference for edging
Fap once on the following day while edging at least twice to receive a fantastic and mind numbingly wonderful ejaculation.

>> No.8406562

>>8406552
Be ready to drop $50, but you won't regret it.

The slightest movement when I have mine in, and I start moaning like a bitch. Something I never did with regular fapping.

Made the mistake of signing for a package with it in once, won't be doing that again.

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i lol'd lik shit

>> No.8406607

>I did it like 5 times yesterday, that's more than I've ever done it in one day before.
I fapped about 10-15 when trying to finish monmusu quest in one day, yet the last time I fapped was... 6 days ago.

>> No.8406612

Keep yourself busy and have some self control.

>> No.8406618

Cut your hand or injure yourself in some other way.
Now I suffer because I can hardly move my fingers to even type. I also feel funny because of the blood loss.

>> No.8406621

You just have a lot of free time, its nothing bad.
I have taken note that if you are under major brain stress with study, masturbation provides a much more satisfying orgasm.

I'm sure we could start an experiment here in /jp/ with several groups divided by study and free time, and some that take weeks off and such things.

>> No.8406633

>Since /jp/ is Masturbation Central

What? I thought /jp/ would actually have a rather high percentage of asexuals such as myself.

>> No.8406644

I wonder what it's like to be the delivery guy that delivers erotic toys to NEETs

>> No.8406650

>>8406633
"Asexual" is just a stupid label that people who can't get laid or have some sort of sexual dysfunction like to apply to themselves so they can feel better. I'm guessing you're between the ages of 13-21?

Unless you're like, an earthworm, you're not asexual at all.

>> No.8406660

>>8406644
Mine is a large homosexual blackman, and we've actually talked on the subject before.

He brought it up, recognizing the fake name the site I order from uses. He seems pretty happy with his job.

>> No.8406676

>>8406660
That sounds like an AMAZING job to have, at least for a few years. I wonder how hard it is to get, and how lucky you have to be...

It'd be tragic if I signed up for that job and ended up delivering to houses with rabid dogs and domestic disputes and shit

>> No.8406668

>>8406650
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>> No.8406664

>>8406650
If you have a better word for not being sexually active, let me know it. I'm 26. I used to be sexually active when I was teenager.

>> No.8406674

>>8406650
Earthworms aren't asexual. They're hermaphrodites.

Obviously asexual isn't meant in the sense "has no reproductive organs," it's just a shorter way of saying "no sex, no masturbation, etc."

>> No.8406683

>>8406650
Stop shitposting.

>> No.8406685

>>8406676
You have to be pretty in shape, and from what he says you'll spend like a year or two working the docks before they put you in a truck.

The pay is alright considering it's entry level work though. I've thought about it myself, but don't have a car to get to work in, so I remain a NEET.

>> No.8406686

>>8406668
You're a retard, that's what you are.

>> No.8406693

>>8406664
Hypoactive sexual desire disorder, sexual aversion disorder, male erectile disorder, or male orgasmic disorder.

>> No.8406707

>>8406676
It's actually a pretty terrible job from what I've heard. You're timed by your employer and if you don't respect the ridiculous quotas they give you, you get sanctioned. That's why a lot of the time they don't even ring your doorbell/knock and just leave the paper saying you weren't home: they need to move FAST.

That and terrible conditions; running around all day, carrying heavy shit and being really hot.

>> No.8406704

>>8406686
BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>> No.8406714

>>8406693
Those are disorders, asexuality is sexual orientation, silly. HSDD is pretty close to asexuality, though.

>> No.8406723

>>8406707
Eh. I guess I just want it to be like the movie depiction of the cool delivery dude that knows everyone on his route personally and hangs out with them like it's no big deal and has tons of fun.

>> No.8406732

I use the asexual card, but merely so I don't have to explain my overdeveloped 2D fetish.

>> No.8406735

>>8406707
My guy usually hangs around to shoot the shit. Dunno if that's unusual.
I've never seen him act like he's in a hurry, but if that's only for me, I'm going to have to rethink some things.

>> No.8406752

>>8406714
You cannot suppress sexual desires by yourself, so it can't be a cultural matter. If you grew out of libido, it's much likely you have one of the disorders mentioned above. You can lose it with age too, but I guess it would hardly apply to your case, you're still young.
And yes, monks, priests, etc are a joke. Wow, woah, breaking news.

>> No.8406754

Asexual isn't remotely as annoying as clueless people who identify as "agnostic" and say they aren't theist or atheist.

>> No.8406762

>>8406752
Not that it's a bad thing, of course. I'd like to be in the same situation too. Fapping and stuff tear me off a lot of time.

>> No.8406776

>>8406754
I'm an apatheist

>> No.8406778

>>8406735
Dude... maybe he's into you.

Try answering the door wearing nothing but a towel.

>> No.8406798

>>8406752
On that note, I've seen saltpeter is still available at drugstores. It's the historical choice for libido reduction.

>> No.8406821

>>8406798
Haven't heard about it before. Guess I'll give it a try sometime. Thank you.

>> No.8406826

>>8406778
I have a bit of an anecdote about that

The day he brought up the conversation about my box of tengas he like flirted with me to try and put me at ease, and explain he gets them too. When I tried to respond I choked on my words, so to try and look like a nice person I tried to laugh, but it came out as a nervous giggle.

After I realized he was coming on to me, and I was just standing there smiling and giggling, I got embarrassed and started blushing like a mad man, and trying to hide it.

When it was over, I put on a skirt and and my aneros and had an explosive orgasm in front of my mirror.

So, it's certainly possible.

>> No.8406854

>>8406821
>>8406798
>"Saltpeter (potassium nitrate) has been used in fertilizer and fireworks. It was also used at one time to cure meats. Although it has a reputation for lowering libido, this is a myth. Potassium nitrate could be dangerous if consumed, however. It can cause kidney damage or anemia as well as headaches and digestive distress."
Well, nevermind.

>> No.8406923

>>8406826
I would give anything to have that experience

>> No.8409411

I masturbate 3 times a day, everyday, since I was 15 (I'm 20+). I started when I was 11. Half of my penis became darker as a result, but that's about it. No harm done.

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