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8398254 No.8398254 [Reply] [Original]

So what are you losers planning to do today?
Let me guess, nothing....
When are you going to get off your ass and get a job?
When are you going to stop being a leech on society?

>> No.8398256

You hurt my feelings.

>> No.8398257

deal with it

>> No.8398261

>>8398254
What the fuck did you just say to me nerd? You better watch your mouth before I beat your ass.

>> No.8398263

I have no skills. No experience. No friends who can vouch for me. No one wants to hire me, looking for a job is pointless so I'd rather spend my time playing games or browsing 4chan. When my parents die I will be homeless.

That's I deny the future.

>> No.8398265

I'm just going to sit here and be depressed during the times I'm not wallowing in my fantasies that I put together to help make my sorry excuse of a life interesting. I'd hardly call that nothing.

If you've got a problem with me being a parasite OP, then why don't you just track me down and suck my cock, dude.

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>>8398254
Hmmmmm.

>> No.8398267

Hello Jessica.

>> No.8398269

>>8398267
I doubt this is Jessica. I think this is the same anon who failed his GED exam a little while ago. He always uses the same picture.

>> No.8398270

>Let me guess, nothing....
Pretty much.
>When are you going to get off your ass and get a job?
I'm not.
>When are you going to stop being a leech on society?
See above.

>> No.8398276

>>8398270
how can you name yourself tohsaka when you are disgusting 3dpd obese

>> No.8398285

>>8398276
Because I am actually very thin, as you would know if you'd been on the board for more than a week.

>> No.8398287

>>8398285
how long did it take for that trip to generate? Mine is only 6 characters and it's been running nonstop for 2 days now. So far they are all shit though

>> No.8398289

I'm going to go to sleep, go to work, go home, play some eroge. Not a bad day.

>> No.8398291

>>8398287
I don't really remember, it's been a while. I left tripcode explorer running while I slept for a couple nights or something, I think. Maybe I just got lucky.

>> No.8398299

>>8398265
I'm this.

Except real life keeps trying to interrupt my wallowing. It's like it's messing with me.

"Come on anon, you can have a real life! Just take my hand... Just kidding!"

Fuck you real world. Fuck you hard.

>> No.8398308

>>8398269
Is the GED even difficult? Im supposed to be taking mine in a few weeks but Im afraid I will have forgotten everything from highschool...

>> No.8398312

>>8398308
I got mine first try. The only thing I bothered to study was algebra/geometry since I had forgotten most of it.

>> No.8398313

I wish I was a girl so I could be a slut. Gay whores are not popular in my area.

>> No.8398317

Katawa Shoujo isn't going to finish by itself.

>> No.8398324

>>8398317
Deep philosophical insight. so true

>> No.8398326
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8398326

Once I can't live as a neet anymore I'll just go to gensokyo.

There's no future for us anyway, why struggle through mud just to die in it later in life.

>> No.8398331

Imposter

>> No.8398341

>>8398254
Actually i'm studying hard to get a car license
my theory test will be pretty soon
also i will probably graduate from my college this spring.
After that i can take it easy for couple of years

>> No.8398376

I'm about to go to the doctor for some elucidation. And I have no idea about what she means by elucidation. I just want to go back into my mmo world

>> No.8398394
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8398394

Today I plan on playing some dark souls.

I'm going to get to quelaag and ignore her sister.

I'll probably end up opening a portal to gensokyo in a year or two when I simply can't live as a NEET anymore. Psychiatrists couldn't help me, teachers couldn't help me, parents couldn't help me, psychologists couldn't help me, and even some of the best insurance around and all of the meds in the world couldn't help me.

the only person who can help me is me, and I simply don't have the grit or determination to do so.

>> No.8398409

>>8398312
so basically not that difficult as long as you payed SOME attention during high school? I dropped out 3 months left in my senior year, had good grades except for completion type work, as I was just too lazy... Ill probably only need to study algebra as well, if thats the case (always never great at math).

>> No.8398413

>>8398409
>always never great
I need to sleep. Meant "never was"

>> No.8398449
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>>8398394
I know that feeling. I just want to play MMOs and browse the internet in my room but the world keeps knocking at my door and won't go away. I don't want to live the 9-5 wage slave life, I just want people to leave me alone.

>> No.8398459

>>8398394
I officially gave up on any professional being able to help me just a few weeks ago.

Shit sucks, man. Now I only have myself to blame.

>> No.8398465

>>8398409
Shouldn't be too hard. I dropped out after finishing 10th grade, though I was an honor student you still had an extra year of education on me.

>> No.8398467

>>8398376
You have a female doctor too? Damn, isn't it horrifying?

I think the clinic I go to is run by vampires, I always get sent to the lab so they can draw 4-5 vials of blood from me. Don't even get me started on the woozy feeling I always get afterwards.

My health insurance is up in about two weeks anyway, so I won't be seeing any doctors again anytime soon. Hooray for shitty American healthcare.

>> No.8398481

Gonna be a loser like every other day.

>> No.8398489

>>8398467
Your system amazes me. What I especially love is that people are actively AGAINST having a proper healthcare system.
"I'm not sick, so it's not my problem!"

Then again, I have health insurance (Actually, two different plans; three if you include the government's basic level care) yet I still have to pay €150 when I go see that piece of shit psychiatrist.

>> No.8398509

> So what are you losers planning to do today?

Translate part of a light novel, get some writing done, then self-publish it on my blog. I might watch some anime and vidya after I'm done with that. I'm sorry that you don't have a job but you have a lot of free time you should be making use of. Study Japanese, work out, and stay busy.

>> No.8398515

>>8398509
> I'm sorry that you don't have a job but you have a lot of free time you should be making use of.
Get out of here. Now.

>> No.8398579

I'm gonna watch a bunch of Deadwood and finish Serious Sam 3. And maybe play LoL if my friends want to.

>> No.8400603
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8400603

I'm like, the only regular here that has a 9-5 job. And I envy everyone else who beat the system.

/jp/ feels like my actual reality, where I can feel at home. During the work day it doesn't feel like I'm in my body, because it's not a loli. It's more like me being forced to watch some 3D moron do mundane shit for 8 hours until I return to peace.

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>>8400603

You're not the only one, fellow /jp/er. Another 9-5 (well, actually 9-6) wage slave here who don't have the means, or talent, to "beat the system".

During work I just sort of hypnotize myself. When I'm back home it's like the workday didn't really happen and it was just a dream. This is how I cope.

>> No.8400686

>>8400678
>When I'm back home it's like the workday didn't really happen and it was just a dream.
This is exactly how I feel as well ;_;

>> No.8400694

>>8400603
>>8400678
I was like you guys for the past 3 years, now I'm on unemployment and keep getting asked when I'm going back to work. I just want to stay in my room eat cheap food and not worry about anything, where did everything go wrong?

>> No.8400697

I plan to finish up my day at work, then get out the margarita mix and tequila, and continue to work on a narrative I am writing as part of that JPVN project.

I also want to find Forest and download it.

Also, Facebook has an opening for a similar position to what I am doing now, so I may apply to that, but only if the pay is good.

>> No.8400704

>>8400603

Being alone in your room endlessly sucks, which you would realize if it wasn't so much better than work, which sucks quite a bit more.

Without the job you'd just hate 100% of your life instead of just 80%. Be happy for it, or not.

>> No.8400711

>>8400704
I don't get it

>> No.8400721

>>8400711
Neither do I. There's only one thing I think we both get.

Doubles and wanting to be lewd, no matter what.

>> No.8400738

>>>/r9k/

>> No.8400748

>>8400738
>>>/b/

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8400767

I get up at 2 AM every morning of every day to deliver papers in the bitter cold.

But yeah I'd say that most of my days outside of those three hours of darkness are totally to myself, and I don't do much outside of trying to make a game and write.

>> No.8400772

>>8400694

>>8400678 here. I live alone so I got bills and food to pay, and I wouldn't be able to keep my current living standard on unemployment pay. Plus, in the country where I live unemployment is only for 3 months, after that you're on your own.

>> No.8400770

>>8400721
>one thing I think we both get.
>mention two
buıʇnob noʎ ǝɹɐ oɥʍ

>> No.8400793

>>8400770

(You missed the part where only one of them got doubles)

>> No.8401435

>>8400772
I get a year out of it but only have been on it for a month. I'm afraid about explaining the gap in employment so I'm sure I'll be working again soon.

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8401474

Would you faggots stop using my images to start threads and make posts?

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8401551

Today:
>Ain't doin' shit!
>Dog gets sick
>Well damn, guess we're going to the vet

Tomorrow:
>Work
>Sweat over doing homework
>Won't do homework

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>>8401474
I'm collecting them, I've got 26 so far.
Gotta catch 'em all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7lEZBxu3zo

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>>8401584

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>>8401607
You should post more so I can add them to my collection.

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>>8401620

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>>8401631
Rude.

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8401644

>>8401633
Deal with it, b-bitch.

>> No.8401653

>>8401474
>>8401584
>>8401607
>>8401620
>>8401631
>>8401633
>>8401644
Samefag.

Quit pretending you're being stalked, it's pathetic. Nobody would ever want to stalk you in the first place.

Reported for shitting up /jp/.

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8401658

>>8401644
I've already got that one, post another.

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>>8401653
You caught me.

I'm just so lonely....

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8401680

>>8401658
Here.

>> No.8401681

Well today I was out with family, and then I read some. Tomorrow I'll read and catch up on some anime, play some games perhaps

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>>8401672
I'll be you friend.

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8401699

>>8401680
Gotcha!
27.

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>>8401685
Dude, that's pretty fucking gay.

I don't know if I can hang out with you on /jp/ anymore after this.

>> No.8401724

>>8401681
WHAT. THE. FUCK.

CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE HAVING A ***FUCKING*** CONVERSATION HERE?

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

JUST GET THE FUCK OUT. NOW.

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8401727

I was sick so I stayed in bed all day ;_;

Friday, I'll go to school, get some pizza and booze, and just take it easy. I'm looking forward to this weekend.

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>>8401724
I'M SORRY

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8401748

>>8401731
Get.

Out.

Now.

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8401744

>>8401712
I'm the one calling the shots around here, not you.
I don't require your permission.

>> No.8401759

>>8401727
No one asked you, Squiddy/Tokiko/Ryan.

>> No.8401762
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8401762

>>8401744
But you do require a boot up your ass for backsassing me just now.

Bend over, whore.

>> No.8401763

What.cd is having a freeleech so I'm getting as many albums as possible and marathon them.

>> No.8401764

>>8398254
Look mister OP, i have a shitty job and there isnt much going for me in life im close to the point of buying a gun and killing as many black people i can before i die...or maybe the end of the world dec, 21 2012...or maybe just put it to my head...you know what ever comes 1st.

>> No.8401768 [DELETED] 

>>8401759
I am not named Ryan.

>> No.8401785

Why is this dude so angry all the time?

I would love to have a /jp/ stalker.

>> No.8401789

>>8401763
you got an extra invite based bro?

>> No.8401791

>>8401768
So you are Squiddy then?

>> No.8401793

Reported for lame ass content.

>> No.8401796

>>8401785
You have to be super kawaii to have a stalker.

>> No.8401794

>>8401789
Sorry I don't, only got an invite a week ago.

>> No.8401804

>>8401791
Shut up Tokiko. Quit trying to force this.

>> No.8401797

>>8401793
Fuckin' lame stream media, amirite guys?

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>>8401796
Is this kawaii enough?

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>>8401762
On your knees, cunt.

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8401820

>That feel when I want to play another VN
>But I have another VN to finish

Oh Fate/Night Stay, how I long for you...

>> No.8401824

I was planning on going on a little hike up a mountain but it's already dark and I ate too much today, so I think I'll just got for a drive instead. The only question now is where do I go driving? In the city, the farmland, or the desert?

>> No.8401822

>>8401809
That is not kawaii.

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8401829

>>8401815
On your stomach, wench.

>> No.8401844

Please stop posting pictures of JC Denton saying lewd things.
You are sexiulizing na respectable video game protagonist, it's just no good.

>> No.8401839
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8401839

Would you homos take your tip-touching elsewhere?

Some of us are trying to shitpost in here.

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8401845

>>8401829
That position wouldn't work for you.

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8401879

>>8401845
I don't get it, I'm over 6 feet tall. How is that small?

>> No.8401920

>>8401839
Pretty sure it's no homo/lesbian unless my stalker lied about their gender.

>> No.8401920,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>8401796
Tell that to Trevor.

>> No.8401920,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>8401920,1
Tell what to me?

>> No.8401920,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>8401920,2
You read me, T-bag. Are you trying to say you're cute?

>> No.8401920,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>8401920,1
You have to be super kawaii to have a stalker.

>> No.8401920,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>8401920,4
DON'T imply around me.

>> No.8401920,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>8401920,3
I ain't saying shit, especially not to you.

I don't even know why you're talking to me. We're in two completely different social circles.

>> No.8401920,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>8401920,6
Uhhhhhh... Pretty sure you are my social circle, Bagswell.

Damn, I owned myself again...

>> No.8401920,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>8401920,7
Kill yourself out of warosu, subhuman.

>> No.8401920,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>8401920,8
Like I'd listen to some newfag who's not even meme-literate.

It's "Kill yourself out of /jp/" and "Revive yourself out of /ghost/".

>> No.8401920,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>8401920,5
>>8401920,9
LMAO look at T pretending to be a meme master. Everyone knows that you need to greenmeme the word "implying" when you call someone out for implying. Wow what a newfag.

>> No.8401920,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>8401920,9
Kill yourself out of warosu.

>> No.8401920,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>8401920,10
Wait, this tripper is T?

That certainly explains a lot.

>> No.8401920,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>8401920,12
I don't use a tripcode, faglord.

>> No.8401920,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>8401920,8
>>8401920,11
Dude are you Scandaroon

>> No.8401920,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>8401920,12
It's T's new persona. He is the only one autistic enough to argue with himself.

>> No.8401920,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>8401920,15
Not like that wouldn't be the first time.

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