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8391416 No.8391416 [Reply] [Original]

I wonder if there's some alternate universe out there where a board full of cute little girls fantasizes all day about having sex with fat neckbeards and skinny white guys with inverted chests

>> No.8391420

>inverted chests
huh

>> No.8391418

there isn't

well cya

>> No.8391424

Don't alternate universes come into existence as soon as someone thinks about them?

>> No.8391427

Who cares, it's not like you can go there?

>> No.8391428
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>>8391420
Spoonfeeding

>> No.8391429
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>>8391420
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pectus_excavatum

>> No.8391434

>>8391429
I could put my bulls in there.

>> No.8391436

>inverted chests
So I'm not the only one.

>> No.8391430

>>8391416
Are you implying I don't have gloriously chiseled pecs?

>> No.8391433

>>8391428
>>8391429
I know what pectus excavatum is, I'm just curious as to why that's particularly /jp/ related.

>> No.8391440

>>8391433
a bunch of /jp/ dudes have it

>> No.8391442

>>8391436
With a fetish or with pectus excavatum? Because the last time pectus excavatum was brought up here, like half the board had it.

>> No.8391444

>>8391434
Buy a barn, cheapskate.

>> No.8391448
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/jp/ IS full of little girls

I don't know that we fantasize about neckbeards or anything though

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>>8391448
suck my cock dude

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one day i will live in virtual reality with miku and we have cute little babies

its ok to be jealous

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>>8391460
No, you should be jealous because I'm already doing it.

But surely you've done something to connect with her or at least help form her wondrous image, right? A song? A PV? ... Nothing? No, you must have more love than that... Right?

>> No.8391552

>>8391416

No, but there are plenty of disgusting women out there for fat neckbeards and skinny white guys with inverted chests, if you're into that kind of thing. I say do without, you'll be better off and have more money.

>> No.8391573

>>8391552
Hmm. I have £0.37 to my name, so if I date such a /cgl/ landwhale, I might actually INCREASE the amount of money I have. I mean, if she gives me £3 for the bus home, I've made eight times what I started with.

Fuck Bitcoin and RMT, I'm getting a girlfriend.

>> No.8392570

Wow, that's just uncanny, I too have a pectus excavatum, is it really that common among /jp/? I now have something that I can shift the blame to for my social anxiety.

>> No.8392584

If the definition of beauty can change in time, so can women' preferences. You just need to wait a century or two.

>> No.8392586

Fat/ugly girls fantasize about having sex with hotter men all the time.

Fat/ugly girls are the equivalent to the men that browse /jp/. Therefore there's no need for an alternative universe, as the parallel already exists.

>> No.8392586,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>8392584
>If the definition of beauty can change in time

Bernini, Botticelli, Canova and many others disagree with this

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