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Rika has the best stats:

Strength: ……みぃー。
Dexterity: ……みー。にぱ～♪
Constitution: ……みぃ……
Intelligence: …みぃ？
Wisdom: みぃ☆
Charisma: み～～～♪

http://07th-expansion.net/Soft/Character.htm

>> No.8388772

>Cock sucking: infinity.

>> No.8388770

I bet Rika has a really loose vagina.

>> No.8388774

>>8388769
Mary Sue.

>> No.8388796

>>8388769
>!Nipaa0mi0.
Bias detected!

>> No.8388830

You will never give oral sex to a little girl

>> No.8388842

>>8388770
>>8388772
Rika is a pure little girl so these accusations are groundless.

>> No.8388845

-4 STR.

>> No.8388853

strength　　(強さ)
パーフェクト！

>> No.8388864

>>8388842
Isn't loose vagina similar to big dicks in that it's all genetics?

I guess she could have a tighter vagina... But I bet it's loose.

>> No.8388871

>>8388864
The more of a slut you are, the looser your vagina.
People will post "scientific" links telling me I'm wrong, but it's all part of the feminist, pro-slut agenda.

>> No.8388872

>>8388864
How can her vagina be loose when she's 10 years old?

>> No.8388898

>>8388872
Same reason some people just have looses assholes.

>> No.8388915

He should do proper D&D stats for the Umineko characters given that actually kind of makes sense.

Battler would have above average strength(big dude), high int, low-ish wisdom.

Beato/Yasu would have high int, charisma, but probably low con and strength.

>> No.8388953
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>>8388915
Play W&W

>> No.8388968

>>8388898
I thought all assholes were tight as hell. Otherwise you're incontinent.

>> No.8388980

Sluts are actually tighter. Remember, the vagina is a muscle. The more you 'train' it, the stronger it gets.

>> No.8389051

I've got to give it to you, Nipaa. You might be a horrible annoying faggot, but you've been doing that for years now. Your dedication is that of legends. This is something that other people with waifus should really look at and admire.

>> No.8389090

>>8388953
>taking a small girl with you to Akiba

Is he insane?

>> No.8389106

>>8389090
Who are you quoting?

>> No.8389109

>>8389090
but she wanted to. Don't underestimate the mental maturity of 9 year olds these days.

>> No.8392299

>>8388898
A loli's underdeveloped pussy would be tight.

>> No.8392339

>>8392299
Do you have any experimental evidence?

>> No.8392380

>>8392299
Maybe due to the disproportion of her body compared to yours, but if you had a penis the size of a child's I'm sure she would feel loose.

>> No.8393964

>>8392339
No I haven't done any empirical research on the subject. A girl's vagina increases in size during puberty though. I suggest you do a literature search, e.g. on Pubmed, if you want specific data.

>>8392380
[citation needed]

>> No.8395062
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8395062

Rika is Japanese so she is weak against cold.

>> No.8395151

>>8395062
I am black and I am weak against the cold. I shiver and get goosebumps if it gets below 70F. It might be funny if I were kidding.

>> No.8397600

>>8395062
I guess she has lived a considerably amount of time during summer. Still, she must have lived through plenty of winters.

>> No.8397613

I bet Rika's ass is saggy.

>> No.8397622

>>8397613
I bet her entire body is saggy. From her thighs to her turkeyneck.

>> No.8401074

>>8397613
>>8397622
Lies and slander.

>> No.8401111

>>8401074
Hey for a bitch thats died over and over shes bound to be loose and fucking smelly.
Sorry faggot but your little loli isn't what you believe her to be.

>> No.8401117

>>8388915
no no no no no no
such states don't fit in umineko at all

magic vs technology chart does

>> No.8401240
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8401240

Why the fuck do you always have to corrupt things? She's a god damn drawing and she is the fucking representation of purity. I remember you she's a priestess. If she has such lewd things, is none of your business. Beside, why would a priestess have such things?

Also, she would never do anything sexual. First, because her reproductive organs are not mature, and second, because she can't, as she's a priestess and that's forbidden.

Go and corrupt something else.

>> No.8401244

>>8401240
Its just a gag to piss off that nippah faggot. Stop taking ti seriously.

>> No.8401460

>>8401240
>her reproductive organs are not mature
Dohoho.

>> No.8403271

>>8401240
Indeed. Rika is a good girl.

>> No.8403290

Rika is illegally sexy. Literally.

My sin, my soul.

>> No.8403301

>>8401240
Huh? A womens reproduce organs are ready to go buy the age of 5. Its just a matter of whether or not eggs have started popping out of her ovaries. I think it would be a good idea to start fornicating with her buy the age of 8 so we can have a good shot at her first egg, its the freshest one.

>> No.8403348

Is this actually true?

>> No.8403386

>>8403348
She has a loose vagina and saggy butt, yes.

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>> No.8404366

>>8403510
That's not Rika.

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>>8388871
>this is what virgins actually believe

>> No.8407225

>>8403290
How can something be wrong when it feels so right?

>> No.8409010

>>8403301
You don't know what you're talking about. A woman's reproductive system undergoes numerous changes in adolescence required for pregnancy. And menarche occurs at 13 on average but ovulation normally occurs more than a year after that.

>> No.8409018

>>8404378
>>>/cgl/

>> No.8411335

>>8403301
As much as I would like to make love with Rika in the missionary position, that's just disgusting.

>> No.8411423

>>8411335
What about doggy style?

>> No.8411418
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8411418

Rika' smile is the warmth that nurtures the universe.

>> No.8411450

>>8411423
As long as she was okay with it.

>> No.8411451

>>8388830

Eat shit.

>> No.8411481

>>8388830
For some reason this turns me on a whole lot, much more so than any other kind of sex.

>> No.8411517

>>8411481
Feeling her react to everything that I do with my mouth is what attracts me so much to it.

>> No.8411605

>>8411481
>>8411517

I imagine it's also all neat and pretty rather than sloppy roast beef. Although I'll never see an actual vagina before I die anyway, so what do I know?

>> No.8411612

>>8411605
It's probably better you don't, shit's disgusting.
In 2D though they're beautiful and ooze the nectar of the gods

>> No.8411617

>>8411517
That'd be great too.

>> No.8411737

>>8411612

Yeah, you're probably right, although I've seen quite a few even in 2d that were absolutely huge, sloppy, and disgusting.

>> No.8412731

>>8411517
I too would like to give Rika oral pleasure.

>> No.8412780

NipaaMi, you're cute too. Not as cute as Rika, obviously, but you make me wish to become a Rikafriend.

However, I'm too shy and I dislike the idea of using tripcodes on anonymous boards. Of course, I don't dislike you. I like the way you are.

>> No.8413028

>>8412731

Yeah... I'm with you on that one.

>> No.8415617

Nipah~!

>> No.8418988

>>8412780
I used to post anonymously on 4chan before I fell in love with Rika. I then adopted this tripcode as a way of showing my love for her whenever I post.

>> No.8421002

>>8413028
Rika has given us so much pleasure that she would deserve it for us to return the favor.

>> No.8421004

>>8413028
Rika has given us so much pleasure that she would deserve it for us to return the favor.

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