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8386224 No.8386224 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

Patchy has hips!

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>> No.8386241
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Sanae is a girl!

>> No.8386248

In my mind Patchouli is an underweight, overly small girl with little definition.

>> No.8386249 [DELETED] 
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Such lewd hips!
How dare they move on their own!

>> No.8386257

She can also do magic

Coincidence? I think not

>> No.8386273 [DELETED] 
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I bet Patchie's hips have seen a lot of action, she is the biggest whore in Gensokyo after all.

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>> No.8386304
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Akyuu likes to write!

>> No.8386316 [DELETED] 

Why would a predominantly right-handed culture develop right-to-left writing?

>> No.8386317


I fap to that.

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>> No.8386326
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akyu is my favorite bad apple XD

>> No.8386327
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Marisa plays soccer!

>> No.8386332

I'm right handed and I steer a car with my left. Doesn't make sense to me.

>> No.8386334 [DELETED] 
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Check and Mate.

>> No.8386343 [DELETED] 
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How rude! Patchy is a pure maiden with a dusty butt.

>> No.8386344 [DELETED] 

>I'm right handed and I steer a car with my left.
So do I, but I drive a manual.
But about the writing, I would assume a culture who had just developed paper and ink would write left to right. Ink is incredibly messy and a pain in the ass.

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I think I used to have that one without the Sample text, but I lost most of my collection and I can't find the textfree version anywhere on the web.

Does anyone know if a clean version ever existed?

>> No.8386351

I feel insulted by the quality of this drawing. Was this pulled from deviantart?

>> No.8386353

>she is the biggest whore in Gensokyo after all.
[citation needed]

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>> No.8386363

I like this artist. Looks like some terrible famicom-only game.

>> No.8386366

She doesn't have a hat.
How am I supposed to know that's Patchy?

>> No.8386373
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She took it off!

>> No.8386380 [SPOILER] 
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Not any more.

>> No.8386382 [DELETED] 
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Sorry Anon-san.
Here have another image of Patchy on a bed, i hope you find this better.

>> No.8386383 [DELETED] 


It's not a 2hu

2hu's must wear hats or they will die.

>> No.8386389 [DELETED] 

>The Touhou took her hat off.
Heresy. If a Touhou takes her hat off, she will die.

>> No.8386396

Must be weird having to clip on a crescent every time she removes her hat. Or is it just under there to begin with?

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Patchy has feet!

>> No.8386418

I like to imagine Patchy has a huge grey patch under her hat and that's why she wears it. I mean she's quite old and both anemia and lack of sunlight can lead to grey hair.
Or maybe it's all grey and she dyes it. That would be cute.

>> No.8386424

Much better.

>> No.8386427

It's her virginity hat. If she loses her virginity the crescent becomes a big fiery star.

>> No.8386431 [DELETED] 

She's actually quite young for a youkai.

>> No.8386434

Patchouli is the character I like the most but I feel like everyone is doing her wrong. The fanon is fine but all the artwork seems off, though I can't really explain why.
Plus the fatchouli/bad hygiene fetishes make me sad.

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Oh really? Let's see about that!

>> No.8386441

So /jp/...

That thing she wears over her pajamas...

Is that a tiny cape?

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>> No.8386448
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True. I kind of see her as one of those old-person-in-a-young body types though. She may 'only' be ~100 years old but she's probably more wise and snappy than all the other Touhous.

>> No.8386453

It's called a robe.

>> No.8386464

Gandalf is far cooler.

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I bet she knows how to slurp on a icecream, dude.

>> No.8386469

NO! You'll embarrass her to death if you remove her socks...!

>> No.8386483 [DELETED] 

That's unusual. In "my" Gensokyo, Patchy's more understandable because she's so young -- her intelligence and wisdom are more easily compared to a humans.
Yuyuko and Yukari, whose lifespans measure in the thousands instead of hundreds of years, are less comprehensible. They come off as out-of-touch or just crazy until you look back and realize that they're actually frighteningly intelligent.

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It would be a useful skill to have!

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>> No.8386594
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But it's fun! See?

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>> No.8386607

I used to like Patchy, but shes become an old hag recently.

>> No.8386622

What heresy, the only touhou allowed to have slippers is Satori

>> No.8386631
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W-what? How!? That doesn't make sense!

>> No.8386642

When girls get extremely embarrassed, their vaginas throb and pulsate until they eventually explode with cum.

>> No.8386651
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Oh NO! I had no idea!
Patchy, I'm so, so sorry...um...quick, here! Wear these boots!

>> No.8386666
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They write right-to-left because they used scrolls, which you unreel by pulling it open with the right hand, where the text would then begin.

>> No.8386672

dem feet

>> No.8387019


Lewd feet

>> No.8387039

>this thread

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>> No.8388116

I want to see Nicki Minaj cosplay as Patchy.

>> No.8388186
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Hmmm is this Akyu or Patchy time? Or just hips time?

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>> No.8388545

So is it Patche, Patches or Patchy?

>> No.8388562 [SPOILER] 
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N-No!, Stop!, If you do that everyone will see my hips!

>> No.8388566 [DELETED] 

Patches and Patchy are common in fanon. The name in full is Patchouli Knowledge.

>> No.8388621
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Hips will do

>> No.8388634

But I remember she has a canon nickname, though.

>> No.8388646 [DELETED] 

>Thus, her abbreviated nickname is 「パチュ」 or "Pachu~," and more commonly, 「パチェ」 or "Pache-" (pronounced "pa-chae").
Looks like you're right. My apologies.

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Canonically it's パチェ. That's what Remilia calls her. How it's written in romaji is different from person to person. Both Patche and Patchy are more or less legit.

I personally tend to call her Patches, but that's my own nickname, and I didn't base it of her canonical one.

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More hips less trips.

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Well, Patchy in a Patchy thread. I'm okay with this.

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fuck you

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Not bad, I'm actually impressed.
Unless you are KoG or use some script then fuck off

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>> No.8391893

Gensokyo is really behind on birth control technology.

>> No.8391900

Sick as HELL quints bro

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those are some fine ass quints. damn boy.

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Eek! A dog!

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>> No.8394424

Is any of her stuff uploaded?

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The OP was cute (both the picture and the comment) so this gets a bump from me.

>> No.8395386


If only that candy ass piercing wasn't there I might be able to fap to this...

>> No.8395395

Hey what do you know. The 2D version is as ugly as the 3D ver.

>> No.8395423

>candy ass

>> No.8395519


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>> No.8397148
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patchy feet are the best feet!

>> No.8397202

Is she doing the Helen Keller?

>> No.8397329

What do you think Patchy's feet smell like

>> No.8397336


Moldy books

>> No.8397349

Knowing Patchy, she probably dosen't change her shoes or socks for days at a time. Her feet probably smell like shit.

And I wouldn't have it any other way ~

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>> No.8400891
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I taste just like patchy

so dance with me ~

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>> No.8404048
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Patchy is NOT healthy, dammit!

>> No.8404083

I like to think of Patchy as a deliciously obese, yet petite girl who is obviously also introverted. I just want to read books with her and cuddle up against her soft body ;___;

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>> No.8406083

The fuck is going on with her book?

Did they use a nearest neighbor resize filter or something?

>> No.8406097
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Patchy is bored.

>> No.8406106

I would rape the fuck out of her.

>> No.8406153

fuck dude thats hardcore

>> No.8406206
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No you wouldn't.

>> No.8406215

I know right? I'd also like, fap to gore and shit RIGHT AFTER.

Y-yes I would!

>> No.8406229
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No. You wouldn't.

>> No.8406230

I need to redownload Patchcon Defend the Library.

>> No.8406277

Redownload my dick.

>> No.8406287


I'd totally try. Just to pass the time.

Then fall madly in love with her when she kicks my ass, because I love strong, intelligent women.

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Attempted rape is not a good first impression, you know.

>> No.8406320 [SPOILER] 
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Plumpchouli is best Patchouli.

>> No.8406324

>candy ass piercing
>ass piercing
An ass piercing resembling candy? What?

>> No.8406379
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Hence the tragedy. The attempted crime that would lead to me falling in love with her also guarantees I can't have her.

>> No.8406393


You could just like, say hello. Patchy seems like she'd be easy to get along with.

>> No.8406396
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I know Patchouli is probably an atypical example, but don't contemporary women revel in being sluts or whatever?
I figure she'd take it as a compliement.

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Why would you willing do something that leads you to tragedy?

>> No.8406417
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Yeah, no.

>> No.8406511
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How was I to know? That a casual rape attempt would lead to such Greek Tragedy? And how would I ever redeem myself enough to change from "rapist scum of the earth" to "man worthy of forgiveness after attempting such a vile crime?"

The drama, man. The drama!

>> No.8406524
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What the hell did you THINK attempted rape would lead too?

>> No.8406533

Hey, hey, remember what board this is...

>> No.8406542
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That's no excuse!

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An orgasm and a weeping, violated Patchouli, duh. An anti-magic charm should've been enough - how is anybody supposed to guess that an anemic bookworm has a nasty left hook?

>> No.8406560

actually i think patchy is the type who secretly wants to be raped

expect lots of fizzled spells

>> No.8406565
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How can you people talk about doing such horrible things to Patchouli-sama?
You should be very ashamed of yourselves.

>> No.8406573
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What wishful thinking. Patchouli is a master wizard! You think she can't get around a stupid little charm?

>> No.8406574

I know, right?

I'd just give her some tickle torture~

>> No.8406587
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I don't know, man. Humans are scary.

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>> No.8406595
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Now we're talking!

>> No.8406656
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I think a master wizard would rely on the known fact that magical defense charms don't do shit to stop body/strength enhancing magic on somebody else, rather then risk spell fizzle against a warded attacker.

Even a high change is inferior to a sure thing. Clever girl.

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Yes, but Patchy doesn't know any body enhancement spells.

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I'm sure she knows a few, even if it's not her specialty.

Or perhaps she's just that much of a badass, asthma notwithstanding.

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Left or right?

>> No.8406747

Right. Always right.

She's anemic and skinny. That's how Patchy is, you Fatchouli fat-fetishists can suck a dick.

>> No.8406757

Mah nigga

>> No.8406758
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Somewhere in between.

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>> No.8406797

Right. The breasts on the left one are disgusting.

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Mmmmm, Patchybut...

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This. The perfect Patchy is just the slightest bit tubby, but not all fat fetishist huge and gross.

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Mmmmm, Patchybutt...

>> No.8406847

nice view...

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Don't stare!

>> No.8406897
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Aw, come on. Let me just take a little peek...

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>> No.8406967
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I feel I'm way behind on this, but is there a name for this one tooth thing? It's cute as hell and I've noticed it more and more recently.

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the best butt in all of 2huland

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I thinks its called snaggle tooth.

>> No.8407021


This is the term I always used.

>> No.8407027

That's one nice butt. Do you have anymore?

Fuck iqdb being down.

>> No.8407037
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Why are all of Patchy's fans such perverts?

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Not him, but nonetheless.

>> No.8407053

I'm not. I don't like the fanbase she attracts. It's all the fat/gross-out crowd which I hate.

Patchouli is quiet and shy and innocent and we would cuddle and read books together.

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>> No.8407062

It's a fang.

>> No.8407075

Its called being human.

>> No.8407096
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Well you don't have to talk about sex and stuff ALL the time, do you!?

>> No.8407101
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>cute as hell
Yeah it's adorable

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no more from that artist, unfortunately.

>> No.8407140

Defiant Patchy? Weird.

>> No.8407141
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It's tough being a shota

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Would you eat this?

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>> No.8407167

Every time I see this I want to make it.
It wouldn't be super hard either (except for the hat, though I could probably cheat at it).

Maybe one day I will.

>> No.8407174

You wouldn't want to be that one?

>> No.8407175
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I don't understand. Does she need to pee, and that's the bathroom door? Why is so almost naked?

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I'm more of a romance guy. Being community property is no good

>> No.8407206

This. I don't fully understand what's going on.

Perhaps she's locked in somewhere? Maybe a hot room and that's why she's sweating, or she was in the shower and it was cold.
Who even knows.

>> No.8407224

It would appear she was locked outside in her pantsu, and is desperate to get back inside.

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>> No.8407242

They may not be strictly romantic but they are still quite lovely, especially the first one.

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>> No.8407326

I can fap to this thread.

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>> No.8407348


You're too late, I already came.

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Don't just say things like that all of a sudden!

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>> No.8407385

"Do you mind?"

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I have captured your Patchouli!

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what an unnecessary amount of skin

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I really like the way her arms are bound.

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>> No.8407631

My dick.

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Sometimes, on hot days, nobody feels like visiting the library. Marisa is fucking around with Cirno to get cool, Koakuma is taking a break from library duty and Sakuya is escorting her mistress in her walk. That's when Patchy decides to relax and let her mercury-infested body get some fresh (sic) air.

>> No.8407673

And that's when the monsters or faceless men break in?

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Would Patchy be tsundere?

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No, they're raping Flan during that time.

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I'm happy that Patchouli isn't being raped, but...

>> No.8407727

But what? Aren't you happy that Patchy gets some quality time for herself?

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Yes, but I don't want Flandre to be raped because of that!

>> No.8407738

Why is ahegao so much more arousing than anything else?

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You have weird taste.

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>> No.8407763

But it's not Patchy's fault

>> No.8407768
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So what?

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So stop feeling bad.

Flan will probably not even mind the monsters and faceless men.

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I feel bad because Flandre is being raped, not because Patchy somehow caused it!

>> No.8407807

patchy is best 2hu

>> No.8407847

The term rape implies she will

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>> No.8408314

patchi has milk.

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>> No.8408436

I prefer to think that she's locked outside the bathroom and desperately needs to pee, because that's a [admittedly very weird] fetish of mine.

>> No.8408445

I'm one of the curious posters and I looked it up and I believe it was tagged on the *boorus with needs_to_pee or similar, so I suppose you're right.
And now you're aware there's a tag for your fetish!

Also watch Kissxsis, might be relevant to your interests.

>> No.8408631

Worst card of all time.

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>> No.8411722


KissxSis... I've heard of it and was considering it. Should I watch the TV series or the OVA? I assume OVA, but it doesn't look like that's finished yet.

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He's an obnoxious, overpowered shit, but there have been worse.

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I'd pat those chyks.

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How tall is Patchy?

>> No.8411925

Short. She has to use a little stool to reach books and it's moe as fuck.

SOURCE: My personal canon.

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About the same as Sakuya? Slightly above Japanese average?

>> No.8411941

I think she's more short than tall. She constantly floats, right? If she was tall or average height, she'd constantly be looking down at you, and that doesn't suit her.
Height doesn't suit her anyway.

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Gotta catch em' all!

>> No.8411994

How tall is Meiling?

>> No.8412008

About as tall as a floating Patchouli.

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What are you writing on Meiling's chest, Patchy?

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>...take it...

>> No.8412348


"This side towards enemy."

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But then enemies will know which side to avoid!

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one weak wizard

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I don't think Patchy would like video games.

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That Patchy is dumb.

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I love Japan so much.

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