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Patchy has hips!
Sanae is a girl!
In my mind Patchouli is an underweight, overly small girl with little definition.
Such lewd hips!How dare they move on their own!
She can also do magicCoincidence? I think not
I bet Patchie's hips have seen a lot of action, she is the biggest whore in Gensokyo after all.
Akyuu likes to write!
>>8386304Why would a predominantly right-handed culture develop right-to-left writing?
>>8386273I fap to that.
>>8386304akyu is my favorite bad apple XD
Marisa plays soccer!
>>8386316I'm right handed and I steer a car with my left. Doesn't make sense to me.
Check and Mate.
>>8386273How rude! Patchy is a pure maiden with a dusty butt.
>>8386332>I'm right handed and I steer a car with my left.So do I, but I drive a manual.But about the writing, I would assume a culture who had just developed paper and ink would write left to right. Ink is incredibly messy and a pain in the ass.
>>8386334I think I used to have that one without the Sample text, but I lost most of my collection and I can't find the textfree version anywhere on the web.Does anyone know if a clean version ever existed?
>>8386343I feel insulted by the quality of this drawing. Was this pulled from deviantart?
>>8386273>she is the biggest whore in Gensokyo after all.
I like this artist. Looks like some terrible famicom-only game.
She doesn't have a hat.How am I supposed to know that's Patchy?
>>8386366She took it off!
>>8386304Not any more.
>>8386351Sorry Anon-san.Here have another image of Patchy on a bed, i hope you find this better.
>>8386366It's not a 2hu2hu's must wear hats or they will die.
>>8386373>The Touhou took her hat off.Heresy. If a Touhou takes her hat off, she will die.
Must be weird having to clip on a crescent every time she removes her hat. Or is it just under there to begin with?
Patchy has feet!
I like to imagine Patchy has a huge grey patch under her hat and that's why she wears it. I mean she's quite old and both anemia and lack of sunlight can lead to grey hair.Or maybe it's all grey and she dyes it. That would be cute.
>>8386396It's her virginity hat. If she loses her virginity the crescent becomes a big fiery star.
>>8386418She's actually quite young for a youkai.
Patchouli is the character I like the most but I feel like everyone is doing her wrong. The fanon is fine but all the artwork seems off, though I can't really explain why.Plus the fatchouli/bad hygiene fetishes make me sad.
>>8386415Oh really? Let's see about that!
So /jp/...That thing she wears over her pajamas...Is that a tiny cape?
>>8386431True. I kind of see her as one of those old-person-in-a-young body types though. She may 'only' be ~100 years old but she's probably more wise and snappy than all the other Touhous.
>>8386441It's called a robe.
Gandalf is far cooler.
>>8386448I bet she knows how to slurp on a icecream, dude.
>>8386436NO! You'll embarrass her to death if you remove her socks...!
>>8386448That's unusual. In "my" Gensokyo, Patchy's more understandable because she's so young -- her intelligence and wisdom are more easily compared to a humans.Yuyuko and Yukari, whose lifespans measure in the thousands instead of hundreds of years, are less comprehensible. They come off as out-of-touch or just crazy until you look back and realize that they're actually frighteningly intelligent.
>>8386467It would be a useful skill to have!
>>8386469But it's fun! See?
>>8386594NOW SHE'S GONNA CUM FROM THE EMBARRASSMENT YOU GODDAMN ASSHOLE
I used to like Patchy, but shes become an old hag recently.
>>8386594What heresy, the only touhou allowed to have slippers is Satori
>>8386603W-what? How!? That doesn't make sense!
>>8386631When girls get extremely embarrassed, their vaginas throb and pulsate until they eventually explode with cum.
>>8386642Oh NO! I had no idea! Patchy, I'm so, so sorry...um...quick, here! Wear these boots!
>>8386316They write right-to-left because they used scrolls, which you unreel by pulling it open with the right hand, where the text would then begin.
I want to see Nicki Minaj cosplay as Patchy.
Hmmm is this Akyu or Patchy time? Or just hips time?
So is it Patche, Patches or Patchy?
>>8386436N-No!, Stop!, If you do that everyone will see my hips!
>>8388545Patches and Patchy are common in fanon. The name in full is Patchouli Knowledge.
>>8388186Hips will do
>>8388566But I remember she has a canon nickname, though.
>>8388634http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Patchouli_Knowledge>Thus, her abbreviated nickname is 「パチュ」 or "Pachu~," and more commonly, 「パチェ」 or "Pache-" (pronounced "pa-chae"). Looks like you're right. My apologies.
>>8388634Canonically it's パチェ. That's what Remilia calls her. How it's written in romaji is different from person to person. Both Patche and Patchy are more or less legit. I personally tend to call her Patches, but that's my own nickname, and I didn't base it of her canonical one.
More hips less trips.
>>8388888Well, Patchy in a Patchy thread. I'm okay with this.
>>8388888Not bad, I'm actually impressed.Unless you are KoG or use some script then fuck off
>>8391890Gensokyo is really behind on birth control technology.
>>8388888Sick as HELL quints bro
>>8388888>>8388888>>8388888>>8388888those are some fine ass quints. damn boy.
Eek! A dog!
>>8392051Is any of her stuff uploaded?
The OP was cute (both the picture and the comment) so this gets a bump from me.
>>8392051If only that candy ass piercing wasn't there I might be able to fap to this...
>>8392051Hey what do you know. The 2D version is as ugly as the 3D ver.
patchy feet are the best feet!
Is she doing the Helen Keller?
>>8397148What do you think Patchy's feet smell like
>>8397329Knowing Patchy, she probably dosen't change her shoes or socks for days at a time. Her feet probably smell like shit. And I wouldn't have it any other way ~
I taste just like patchy so dance with me ~
Patchy is NOT healthy, dammit!
I like to think of Patchy as a deliciously obese, yet petite girl who is obviously also introverted. I just want to read books with her and cuddle up against her soft body ;___;
>>8406078The fuck is going on with her book?Did they use a nearest neighbor resize filter or something?
Patchy is bored.
>>8406097I would rape the fuck out of her.
>>8406106fuck dude thats hardcore
>>8406106No you wouldn't.
>>8406153I know right? I'd also like, fap to gore and shit RIGHT AFTER.>>8406206Y-yes I would!
>>8406215No. You wouldn't.
I need to redownload Patchcon Defend the Library.
>>8406230Redownload my dick.
>>8406229I'd totally try. Just to pass the time.Then fall madly in love with her when she kicks my ass, because I love strong, intelligent women.
>>8406287Attempted rape is not a good first impression, you know.
Plumpchouli is best Patchouli.
>>8395386>candy ass piercing>ass piercingAn ass piercing resembling candy? What?
>>8406314Hence the tragedy. The attempted crime that would lead to me falling in love with her also guarantees I can't have her.
>>8406379You could just like, say hello. Patchy seems like she'd be easy to get along with.
>>8406314I know Patchouli is probably an atypical example, but don't contemporary women revel in being sluts or whatever?I figure she'd take it as a compliement.
>>8406379Why would you willing do something that leads you to tragedy?
>>8406401How was I to know? That a casual rape attempt would lead to such Greek Tragedy? And how would I ever redeem myself enough to change from "rapist scum of the earth" to "man worthy of forgiveness after attempting such a vile crime?" The drama, man. The drama!
>>8406511What the hell did you THINK attempted rape would lead too?
>>8406524Hey, hey, remember what board this is...
>>8406533That's no excuse!
>>8406524An orgasm and a weeping, violated Patchouli, duh. An anti-magic charm should've been enough - how is anybody supposed to guess that an anemic bookworm has a nasty left hook?
actually i think patchy is the type who secretly wants to be rapedexpect lots of fizzled spells
How can you people talk about doing such horrible things to Patchouli-sama?You should be very ashamed of yourselves.
>>8406543What wishful thinking. Patchouli is a master wizard! You think she can't get around a stupid little charm?
>>8406565I know, right?I'd just give her some tickle torture~
>>8406565I don't know, man. Humans are scary.
>>8406574Now we're talking!
>>8406573I think a master wizard would rely on the known fact that magical defense charms don't do shit to stop body/strength enhancing magic on somebody else, rather then risk spell fizzle against a warded attacker.Even a high change is inferior to a sure thing. Clever girl.
>>8406656Yes, but Patchy doesn't know any body enhancement spells.
>>8406681I'm sure she knows a few, even if it's not her specialty. Or perhaps she's just that much of a badass, asthma notwithstanding.
Left or right?
>>8406743Right. Always right.She's anemic and skinny. That's how Patchy is, you Fatchouli fat-fetishists can suck a dick.
>>8406743Somewhere in between.
>>8406743Right. The breasts on the left one are disgusting.
>>8406758This. The perfect Patchy is just the slightest bit tubby, but not all fat fetishist huge and gross.
>>8406857Aw, come on. Let me just take a little peek...
>>8406857I feel I'm way behind on this, but is there a name for this one tooth thing? It's cute as hell and I've noticed it more and more recently.
>>8406835the best butt in all of 2huland
>>8406967I thinks its called snaggle tooth.
>>8407002This is the term I always used.
>>8406979That's one nice butt. Do you have anymore?Fuck iqdb being down.
Why are all of Patchy's fans such perverts?
>>8407027Not him, but nonetheless.
>>8407037I'm not. I don't like the fanbase she attracts. It's all the fat/gross-out crowd which I hate.Patchouli is quiet and shy and innocent and we would cuddle and read books together.
>>8406967It's a fang.
>>8407037Its called being human.
>>8407075Well you don't have to talk about sex and stuff ALL the time, do you!?
>>8406967>cute as hellYeah it's adorable
>>8407027no more from that artist, unfortunately.
>>8407125Defiant Patchy? Weird.
It's tough being a shota
Would you eat this?
>>8407159Every time I see this I want to make it.It wouldn't be super hard either (except for the hat, though I could probably cheat at it).Maybe one day I will.
>>8407141You wouldn't want to be that one?
>>8407165I don't understand. Does she need to pee, and that's the bathroom door? Why is so almost naked?
>>8407174I'm more of a romance guy. Being community property is no good
>>8407175This. I don't fully understand what's going on.Perhaps she's locked in somewhere? Maybe a hot room and that's why she's sweating, or she was in the shower and it was cold.Who even knows.
>>8407206It would appear she was locked outside in her pantsu, and is desperate to get back inside.
>>8407205They may not be strictly romantic but they are still quite lovely, especially the first one.
I can fap to this thread.
>>8407336You're too late, I already came.
>>8407348>>8407326Don't just say things like that all of a sudden!
>>8407118"Do you mind?"
I have captured your Patchouli!
what an unnecessary amount of skin
>>8407431I really like the way her arms are bound.
Sometimes, on hot days, nobody feels like visiting the library. Marisa is fucking around with Cirno to get cool, Koakuma is taking a break from library duty and Sakuya is escorting her mistress in her walk. That's when Patchy decides to relax and let her mercury-infested body get some fresh (sic) air.
>>8407663And that's when the monsters or faceless men break in?
Would Patchy be tsundere?
>>8407673No, they're raping Flan during that time.
>>8407719Oh...I'm happy that Patchouli isn't being raped, but...
>>8407723But what? Aren't you happy that Patchy gets some quality time for herself?
>>8407727Yes, but I don't want Flandre to be raped because of that!
>>8407719Why is ahegao so much more arousing than anything else?
>>8407738You have weird taste.
>>8407730But it's not Patchy's fault
>>8407768So stop feeling bad.Flan will probably not even mind the monsters and faceless men.
>>8407792I feel bad because Flandre is being raped, not because Patchy somehow caused it!
patchy is best 2hu
>>8407792The term rape implies she will
patchi has milk.
>>8407224I prefer to think that she's locked outside the bathroom and desperately needs to pee, because that's a [admittedly very weird] fetish of mine.
>>8408436I'm one of the curious posters and I looked it up and I believe it was tagged on the *boorus with needs_to_pee or similar, so I suppose you're right.And now you're aware there's a tag for your fetish!Also watch Kissxsis, might be relevant to your interests.
>>8408348Worst card of all time.
>>8408445Thanks!KissxSis... I've heard of it and was considering it. Should I watch the TV series or the OVA? I assume OVA, but it doesn't look like that's finished yet.
>>8408631He's an obnoxious, overpowered shit, but there have been worse.
>>8409823I'd pat those chyks.
How tall is Patchy?
>>8411893Short. She has to use a little stool to reach books and it's moe as fuck.SOURCE: My personal canon.
>>8411893About the same as Sakuya? Slightly above Japanese average?
>>8411928I think she's more short than tall. She constantly floats, right? If she was tall or average height, she'd constantly be looking down at you, and that doesn't suit her.Height doesn't suit her anyway.
>>8407431Gotta catch em' all!
>>8411962How tall is Meiling?
>>8411994About as tall as a floating Patchouli.
>>8412079What are you writing on Meiling's chest, Patchy?
>>8412212"This side towards enemy."
>>8412348But then enemies will know which side to avoid!
one weak wizard
>>8412949I don't think Patchy would like video games.
>>8413065That Patchy is dumb.
>>8413286I love Japan so much.