/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Wha-really!?

Sanae is a girl!

In my mind Patchouli is an underweight, overly small girl with little definition.

Such lewd hips!
How dare they move on their own!

She can also do magic

Coincidence? I think not

I bet Patchie's hips have seen a lot of action, she is the biggest whore in Gensokyo after all.

>>8386273

Akyuu likes to write!

>>8386304
Why would a predominantly right-handed culture develop right-to-left writing?

>>8386273

I fap to that.

uuu~

>>8386304
akyu is my favorite bad apple XD

Marisa plays soccer!

>>8386316
I'm right handed and I steer a car with my left. Doesn't make sense to me.

Check and Mate.

>>8386273
How rude! Patchy is a pure maiden with a dusty butt.

>>8386332
>I'm right handed and I steer a car with my left.
So do I, but I drive a manual.
But about the writing, I would assume a culture who had just developed paper and ink would write left to right. Ink is incredibly messy and a pain in the ass.

>>8386334
I think I used to have that one without the Sample text, but I lost most of my collection and I can't find the textfree version anywhere on the web.

Does anyone know if a clean version ever existed?

>>8386343
I feel insulted by the quality of this drawing. Was this pulled from deviantart?

>>8386273
>she is the biggest whore in Gensokyo after all.
[citation needed]

>>8386334
ｋｉｍｏｉ

I like this artist. Looks like some terrible famicom-only game.

She doesn't have a hat.
How am I supposed to know that's Patchy?

>>8386366
She took it off!

>>8386304
Not any more.

>>8386351
Sorry Anon-san.
Here have another image of Patchy on a bed, i hope you find this better.

>>8386366

It's not a 2hu

2hu's must wear hats or they will die.

>>8386373
>The Touhou took her hat off.
Heresy. If a Touhou takes her hat off, she will die.

Must be weird having to clip on a crescent every time she removes her hat. Or is it just under there to begin with?

Patchy has feet!

I like to imagine Patchy has a huge grey patch under her hat and that's why she wears it. I mean she's quite old and both anemia and lack of sunlight can lead to grey hair.
Or maybe it's all grey and she dyes it. That would be cute.

>>8386382
Much better.

>>8386396
It's her virginity hat. If she loses her virginity the crescent becomes a big fiery star.

>>8386418
She's actually quite young for a youkai.

Patchouli is the character I like the most but I feel like everyone is doing her wrong. The fanon is fine but all the artwork seems off, though I can't really explain why.
Plus the fatchouli/bad hygiene fetishes make me sad.

>>8386415
Oh really? Let's see about that!

So /jp/...

That thing she wears over her pajamas...

Is that a tiny cape?

>>8386431
True. I kind of see her as one of those old-person-in-a-young body types though. She may 'only' be ~100 years old but she's probably more wise and snappy than all the other Touhous.

>>8386441
It's called a robe.

Gandalf is far cooler.

>>8386448
I bet she knows how to slurp on a icecream, dude.

>>8386436
NO! You'll embarrass her to death if you remove her socks...!

>>8386448
That's unusual. In "my" Gensokyo, Patchy's more understandable because she's so young -- her intelligence and wisdom are more easily compared to a humans.
Yuyuko and Yukari, whose lifespans measure in the thousands instead of hundreds of years, are less comprehensible. They come off as out-of-touch or just crazy until you look back and realize that they're actually frighteningly intelligent.

>>8386467

It would be a useful skill to have!

>>8386518
Mukyuu~

>>8386469
But it's fun! See?

>>8386594
NOW SHE'S GONNA CUM FROM THE EMBARRASSMENT YOU GODDAMN ASSHOLE

I used to like Patchy, but shes become an old hag recently.

>>8386594
What heresy, the only touhou allowed to have slippers is Satori

>>8386603
W-what? How!? That doesn't make sense!

>>8386631
When girls get extremely embarrassed, their vaginas throb and pulsate until they eventually explode with cum.

>>8386642
Oh NO! I had no idea!
Patchy, I'm so, so sorry...um...quick, here! Wear these boots!

>>8386316
They write right-to-left because they used scrolls, which you unreel by pulling it open with the right hand, where the text would then begin.

>>8386249
dem feet

>>8386672

Lewd feet

>this thread

>>8386224

>>8386273

>>8387759

>>8387770

I want to see Nicki Minaj cosplay as Patchy.

Hmmm is this Akyu or Patchy time? Or just hips time?

>>8387778

sauce?

So is it Patche, Patches or Patchy?

>>8386436
N-No!, Stop!, If you do that everyone will see my hips!

>>8388545
Patches and Patchy are common in fanon. The name in full is Patchouli Knowledge.

>>8388186
Hips will do

>>8388566
But I remember she has a canon nickname, though.

>>8388634
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Patchouli_Knowledge
>Thus, her abbreviated nickname is 「パチュ」 or "Pachu~," and more commonly, 「パチェ」 or "Pache-" (pronounced "pa-chae").
Looks like you're right. My apologies.

>>8388634
Canonically it's パチェ. That's what Remilia calls her. How it's written in romaji is different from person to person. Both Patche and Patchy are more or less legit.

I personally tend to call her Patches, but that's my own nickname, and I didn't base it of her canonical one.

>>8388888

>>8388888

More hips less trips.

>>8388888
Well, Patchy in a Patchy thread. I'm okay with this.

>>8388888
fuck you

>>8388888
Not bad, I'm actually impressed.
Unless you are KoG or use some script then fuck off

>>8388529
http://ginshizu.x.fc2.com/index.html

Bump.

>>8391890
Gensokyo is really behind on birth control technology.

>>8388888
Sick as HELL quints bro

>>8388888
>>8388888
>>8388888
>>8388888
those are some fine ass quints. damn boy.

Eek! A dog!

>hips

>>8389135
wattafuck??

Hau.

>>8392051
Is any of her stuff uploaded?

The OP was cute (both the picture and the comment) so this gets a bump from me.

>>8392051

If only that candy ass piercing wasn't there I might be able to fap to this...

>>8392051
Hey what do you know. The 2D version is as ugly as the 3D ver.

>>8395386
>candy ass
Reported.

Uau.

Uauaua.

patchy feet are the best feet!

Is she doing the Helen Keller?

>>8397148
What do you think Patchy's feet smell like

>>8397329

Moldy books

>>8397329
Knowing Patchy, she probably dosen't change her shoes or socks for days at a time. Her feet probably smell like shit.

And I wouldn't have it any other way ~

Uauauauauaua.

I taste just like patchy

so dance with me ~

Uppu.

Patchy is NOT healthy, dammit!

I like to think of Patchy as a deliciously obese, yet petite girl who is obviously also introverted. I just want to read books with her and cuddle up against her soft body ;___;

>>8406078
The fuck is going on with her book?

Did they use a nearest neighbor resize filter or something?

Patchy is bored.

>>8406097
I would rape the fuck out of her.

>>8406106
fuck dude thats hardcore

>>8406106
No you wouldn't.

>>8406153
I know right? I'd also like, fap to gore and shit RIGHT AFTER.

>>8406206
Y-yes I would!

>>8406215
No. You wouldn't.

I need to redownload Patchcon Defend the Library.

>>8406230
Redownload my dick.

>>8406229

I'd totally try. Just to pass the time.

Then fall madly in love with her when she kicks my ass, because I love strong, intelligent women.

>>8406230

>>8406287
Attempted rape is not a good first impression, you know.

Plumpchouli is best Patchouli.

>>8395386
>candy ass piercing
>ass piercing
An ass piercing resembling candy? What?

>>8406314

Hence the tragedy. The attempted crime that would lead to me falling in love with her also guarantees I can't have her.

>>8406379

You could just like, say hello. Patchy seems like she'd be easy to get along with.

>>8406314
I know Patchouli is probably an atypical example, but don't contemporary women revel in being sluts or whatever?
I figure she'd take it as a compliement.

>>8406379
Why would you willing do something that leads you to tragedy?

>>8406396
Yeah, no.

>>8406401

How was I to know? That a casual rape attempt would lead to such Greek Tragedy? And how would I ever redeem myself enough to change from "rapist scum of the earth" to "man worthy of forgiveness after attempting such a vile crime?"

The drama, man. The drama!

>>8406511
What the hell did you THINK attempted rape would lead too?

>>8406524
Hey, hey, remember what board this is...

>>8406533
That's no excuse!

>>8406524

An orgasm and a weeping, violated Patchouli, duh. An anti-magic charm should've been enough - how is anybody supposed to guess that an anemic bookworm has a nasty left hook?

actually i think patchy is the type who secretly wants to be raped

expect lots of fizzled spells

How can you people talk about doing such horrible things to Patchouli-sama?
You should be very ashamed of yourselves.

>>8406543
What wishful thinking. Patchouli is a master wizard! You think she can't get around a stupid little charm?

>>8406565
I know, right?

I'd just give her some tickle torture~

>>8406565
I don't know, man. Humans are scary.

>>8406574
Now we're talking!

>>8406573

I think a master wizard would rely on the known fact that magical defense charms don't do shit to stop body/strength enhancing magic on somebody else, rather then risk spell fizzle against a warded attacker.

Even a high change is inferior to a sure thing. Clever girl.

>>8406656
Yes, but Patchy doesn't know any body enhancement spells.

>>8406681

I'm sure she knows a few, even if it's not her specialty.

Or perhaps she's just that much of a badass, asthma notwithstanding.

Left or right?

>>8406743
Right. Always right.

She's anemic and skinny. That's how Patchy is, you Fatchouli fat-fetishists can suck a dick.

>>8406747
Mah nigga

>>8406743
Somewhere in between.

>>8406743
Left

>>8406743
Right. The breasts on the left one are disgusting.

>>8406758

>>8406811
Mmmmm, Patchybut...

>>8406758
This. The perfect Patchy is just the slightest bit tubby, but not all fat fetishist huge and gross.

>>8406811
Mmmmm, Patchybutt...

>>8406811
nice view...

>>8406847
Don't stare!

>>8406857
Aw, come on. Let me just take a little peek...

>>8406897
NO!

>>8406857
I feel I'm way behind on this, but is there a name for this one tooth thing? It's cute as hell and I've noticed it more and more recently.

>>8406967
Fang?

>>8406835

the best butt in all of 2huland

>>8406967

I thinks its called snaggle tooth.

>>8407002

This is the term I always used.

>>8406979
That's one nice butt. Do you have anymore?

Fuck iqdb being down.

Why are all of Patchy's fans such perverts?

>>8407027
Not him, but nonetheless.

>>8407037
I'm not. I don't like the fanbase she attracts. It's all the fat/gross-out crowd which I hate.

Patchouli is quiet and shy and innocent and we would cuddle and read books together.

>>8406967

八重歯

>>8406967
It's a fang.

>>8407037
Its called being human.

>>8407075
Well you don't have to talk about sex and stuff ALL the time, do you!?

>>8406967
>cute as hell
Yeah it's adorable

>>8407027

no more from that artist, unfortunately.

>>8407125
Defiant Patchy? Weird.

It's tough being a shota

Would you eat this?

>>8407159
Every time I see this I want to make it.
It wouldn't be super hard either (except for the hat, though I could probably cheat at it).

Maybe one day I will.

>>8407141
You wouldn't want to be that one?

>>8407165
I don't understand. Does she need to pee, and that's the bathroom door? Why is so almost naked?

>>8407174
I'm more of a romance guy. Being community property is no good

>>8407175
This. I don't fully understand what's going on.

Perhaps she's locked in somewhere? Maybe a hot room and that's why she's sweating, or she was in the shower and it was cold.
Who even knows.

>>8407206
It would appear she was locked outside in her pantsu, and is desperate to get back inside.

>>8407205
They may not be strictly romantic but they are still quite lovely, especially the first one.

I can fap to this thread.

>>8407326
Reported.

>>8407336

You're too late, I already came.

>*poke*
>Mukyuuu!?
>...
>*poke*
>Mukyuuu!?

>>8407348
>>8407326
Don't just say things like that all of a sudden!

>>8407118
"Do you mind?"

I have captured your Patchouli!

what an unnecessary amount of skin

>>8407431
I really like the way her arms are bound.

>>8407626
>>8407383
My dick.

Sometimes, on hot days, nobody feels like visiting the library. Marisa is fucking around with Cirno to get cool, Koakuma is taking a break from library duty and Sakuya is escorting her mistress in her walk. That's when Patchy decides to relax and let her mercury-infested body get some fresh (sic) air.

>>8407663
And that's when the monsters or faceless men break in?

Would Patchy be tsundere?

>>8407673
No, they're raping Flan during that time.

>>8407719
Oh...
I'm happy that Patchouli isn't being raped, but...

>>8407723
But what? Aren't you happy that Patchy gets some quality time for herself?

>>8407727
Yes, but I don't want Flandre to be raped because of that!

>>8407719
Why is ahegao so much more arousing than anything else?

>>8407738
You have weird taste.

>>8407716

>>8407730
But it's not Patchy's fault

>>8407763
So what?

>>8407768
So stop feeling bad.

Flan will probably not even mind the monsters and faceless men.

>>8407792
I feel bad because Flandre is being raped, not because Patchy somehow caused it!

patchy is best 2hu

>>8407792
The term rape implies she will

patchi has milk.

>>8407224
I prefer to think that she's locked outside the bathroom and desperately needs to pee, because that's a [admittedly very weird] fetish of mine.

>>8408436
I'm one of the curious posters and I looked it up and I believe it was tagged on the *boorus with needs_to_pee or similar, so I suppose you're right.
And now you're aware there's a tag for your fetish!

Also watch Kissxsis, might be relevant to your interests.

>>8408348
Worst card of all time.

>>8408445
Thanks!

KissxSis... I've heard of it and was considering it. Should I watch the TV series or the OVA? I assume OVA, but it doesn't look like that's finished yet.

>>8408631
He's an obnoxious, overpowered shit, but there have been worse.

>>8409823

I'd pat those chyks.

How tall is Patchy?

>>8411893
Short. She has to use a little stool to reach books and it's moe as fuck.

SOURCE: My personal canon.

>>8411893

About the same as Sakuya? Slightly above Japanese average?

>>8411928
I think she's more short than tall. She constantly floats, right? If she was tall or average height, she'd constantly be looking down at you, and that doesn't suit her.
Height doesn't suit her anyway.

>>8411893

>>8407431
Gotta catch em' all!

>>8411962
How tall is Meiling?

>>8411994
About as tall as a floating Patchouli.

>>8412079
What are you writing on Meiling's chest, Patchy?

>...take it...

>>8412212

"This side towards enemy."

>>8412348
But then enemies will know which side to avoid!

one weak wizard

>>8412949
I don't think Patchy would like video games.

>>8413011

>>8413065
That Patchy is dumb.

>>8413070

>>8413286
I love Japan so much.