/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How and when do you think you'll die?

[Anonymous No.]

I'll die like I lived.
Such is the fate of one such as myself.

[Anonymous No.]

Easy way to find out is to find out how your parents, grandparents, etc. relatives died. Usually there's 2-3 diseases that pop up constantly. Watch out for those.

[Anonymous No.]

Either within 1 year, of poorness, or in 15-20 years when I finally am forced to adapt to being a normalfag with a family and adorable daughter who gets old enough to say she hates me for the first time, resulting in my instant suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

Some household accident likely.

[Anonymous No.]

Glorious battle with a semi when I didn't check my blind spot.

[Anonymous No.]

Dunno, but I hope it's soon and painlessly.

[Freezing !BASARADtDc No.]

aids

[Anonymous No.]

I hope of stroke

I heard it doesn't hurt that much.

Heart attack would be cool too, since you fall unconscious real quick

better than cancer or liver failure or whatever

[Anonymous No.]

Either naturally at home or I'll drown while fishing.

[Anonymous No.]

Old and impotent, alone, in my decrepit appartement from starvation as i would have run out of cat food.

[Anonymous No.]

If I can't get a transplant my heart will end me in 10-20 years depending on how (un)lucky I am.

[Anonymous No.]

At 30, due to a catastrophic accident while playing with my newfound wizard powers.

[Anonymous No.]

Eating unhealthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8384764
I want to die from an overdose of moe, it doesn't matter when

[Yasu No.]

I want to die fighting for what I love.
Dying in a hospital bed or sleeping would be boring as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

Suicide. Soon.

[Anonymous No.]

A heart attack in front of the monitor, with my fingers having just barely typed madoka a shit before failing to hit enter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8384797
You know I've always wondered if you could give yourself a heart-massage when having a heart attack.

How long would it take until you lose consciousness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8384764

ババもえ

[Anonymous No.]

Alone and miserable
I ll probably do it myself.
Thought about stealing a boat and shooting myself out on the Ocean.

[Anonymous No.]

Probably when I run out of money and lose the ability to live in an apartment by myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8384929
You could shoot yourself inside the boat, and tie a heavy weight to the gun to make it fall into the sea. Mindfuck would be had when people find the boat.

[Anonymous No.]

a. Motorcycle accident. I'm always riding fast and hard, and although I wear all safety gear, I push it to the limit.

b. By slicing my carotid artery with a boxcutter.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll just wait for Yukarin to pop out of a gap and take me away.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>8384980
How can you have a motorcycle and want to kill yourself?

You've got brain problems man.

[Anonymous No.]

Never seeing as how I'm the main character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8385032
But the MC is always a dunce and every VN is shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8384980
You're not pushing it to the limit until you drive like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iHYjKO0mjQ

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know. I just hope that I go to sleep and never wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8385037
Holy shit... what the... I ride a bike and that scared the ever-loving daylight out of me. Fucking insane.

I'll probably die of lung cancer in my mid-30s. Not going to be pleasant, but eh.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNxViahgYU0

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna die at age of 247 after life extensions were perfected in the year 2040, in a meadow...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8384899

[Anonymous No.]

In a blaze of glory like a true NEET warrior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8385037
The Matrix soundtrack made that so cool.

[Anonymous No.]

Probably a heart attack in a few years. I hope it doesn't hurt too badly.

[Anonymous No.]

I am already dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8384980
I kinda thought I was the only person on /jp/ who rode a motorcycle, neat.