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8383418 No.8383418 [Reply] [Original]

>going out for a late night food stocking run to avoid people
>store is empty except for stockers
>accidentally bump into one of them
>I say sorry
>"Yeah, I'm sorry I knocked you over and made me lose my focus I'm such an ignorant bastard
>Turn back around
>plump thighs, big boobs, fine ass
>I slip closer to her
>See the fear in her eyes
>place my face close to her, hear her terrified breath, and whisper deep into her ear "Who are you quoting?"

>> No.8383424
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Epic win, nobody's done this before.

Also I misinterpreted "late night [...] stocking run" as something much more exciting.

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>>8383418
Who are you quoting, goyim ?

>> No.8383425

I don't think she was quoting anyone. Who are you quoting though?

>> No.8383429
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>>8383423
>Who are you quoting?

>> No.8383436

I'm so autistic I laughed at this. Good show OP but you left one thing out
Who are YOU quoting?

>> No.8383438

>> "Yeah,
This quotation mark never ended.
So was the whole thing after that your dialogue to her or something?
I'm confused.

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>>8383429
Who are you quoting?

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>>8383439
Who are you quoting?

>> No.8383448

If Jones is reading this, I want you to know that I'd suck your cock, dude.

>> No.8383450

>>8383439
>hebrew man.gif

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>>8383436
>I'm so autistic I laughed at this. Good show OP
>Implying you're not OP
>Implying you didn't copy paste all of that green shit from /v/ /a/

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>>8383447
>Who are you quotiing?

>> No.8383463

>>8383457
Doesn't have to be green.
Learn to email/newsgroup/plaintext.

>> No.8383457

>>8383451
That implying isn't green, -10 points you autistic fuckface.

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>>8383447

>> No.8383473

I was walking to the grocery store late at night once.
Some woman was too.
I walk really quietly so she didn't notice I was there.
She tripped on something and her shoe fell off.
She turned around to pick it up and saw me walking behind her.
She threw her other shoe at me and ran away.
I returned her shoes to her once I got to the grocery store.

>> No.8383470 [DELETED] 

>>8383457
On a scale of 1-10 how mad would you say you were right now?

>> No.8383477

>>8383438
That's a speech mark.

>> No.8383478

>>8383457
On a scale of 1-10, how mad would you say you are right now?

>> No.8383480

>>8383470
0/10 I ain't even mad at you autists
Why aren't you at an aut show?

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>>8383462
>>8383458
Who are you quoting?

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>>8383462

What have you done to that poor dog?

>> No.8383488

>>8383477
Quotation mark is the proper term. "Speech mark" is just an informal name for them¹.

__________________________
SOURCES:
¹ Wikipedia.

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>walking down the hall scratching my balls
>my dick got stuck in an elevator door
>my dick turned green
>and that was the end of my ding-a-ling-ding

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>>8383480
Who are you quoting?

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>>8383481
>Who are you quoting?

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>>8383489
>>8383481
>>8383480

>> No.8383508

>>8383488
>using wikipedia as a source

I'm quoting my name and subject fields, respectively.

>> No.8383514

>>8383508
>>8383505
>>8383503
Who are your goying?

>> No.8383520

>>8383514
>Who are your goying?
What are you implying?

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>>8383505
>>8383503
>>8383493
>Who are you quoting?

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>>8383523
Who are you quoting?

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>>8383538

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>>8383547

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this thread is worse than the holocaust. i reported this to my rabbi.

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>>8383582

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>> No.8383645

>>8383602

And I reported your Rabbi to the Gestapo. Feels good to help the Aryan people.

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Look at what the JEWS did.

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>>8383645
I won't fall for that trick again.

>> No.8383659

Reported.

>> No.8383662

>>8383649
Those monsters!

>> No.8383666

>>8383659
Jew spotted.
Man your weapons men.
Ready,
Aim,
FIRE!

>> No.8383670

>>8383659
Thanks for letting us know, Schlomo

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That feel when Jewish moderators...

>> No.8383683

>>8383676
Disgusting.
You can sure as hell bet you wouldn't get banned for denying Palestine's right to exist.

>> No.8383685

>>8383651

Don't worry, it's just showers.

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>> No.8383719

>>8383676
Israel is an illegitimate state. Mobs be retarded.

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>> No.8383727

>>8383719
Get out of here Jones

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>>8383733

>> No.8383769

Sometimes I wonder if one day people will unite as one and attempt to destroy all the jews. I live in a "neutral" country and even here I hear people speaking ill of them.

Why are they so despised?

>> No.8383771

>>8383693
I should print this out and stick it around my neighborhood at night. Tons of Jews in New York.

>> No.8383777

>>8383771
Wouldn't they arrest your for hate crimes and terrorism?

>> No.8383792

>>8383635
I like how Putin can't keep things balanced himself and has to ride a trike. Like he can't do anything himself except ride the machine that carries him. Obama on the other hand is self-sufficient, powering the vehicle himself, balancing the bike, and is concerned about safety because he is wearing a helmet.

>> No.8383803

>>8383777
Probably, they run NY after all.

>> No.8383810

ITT:

>quotefights

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