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Hey, son. Isn't it about time you got yourself a girlfriend?

>> No.8382953

Holy shit a zombie.

>> No.8382952

not my dad

frig off

>> No.8382957

a boyfriend is better~

>> No.8382956

Hey, dad. Isn't it about time you got yourself another wife?

>> No.8382958
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8382958

HELL naw, dont wanna be leeched to HELL and back, i know from 2nd hand EXP xD

>> No.8382960

I don't even know how my dad looks like.

>> No.8382961

Hey, dad. Isn't it about time you stop drinking?

>> No.8382962

only if she gets an ssi check or is rich

>> No.8382994
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8382994

Hey, dad. Isn't about time you LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!! ;_;

>> No.8382999

>>8382960
Brofist. I blame him for my lack of self-confidence and social retardation.

>> No.8383006

By becoming this all I want to do is be more like me and be less like you.

>> No.8383013

I'm tired of hearing this shit.

>> No.8383026

Pretty sure my mother thinks I'm gay.
She was looking up "homophobia" on wikipedia for some unknown reason.

>> No.8383028
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8383028

>>8382994

>> No.8383029

I have not seen my father in fifteen years.

>> No.8383033

>>8383029
I haven't even been alive that long.

>> No.8383034
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8383034

Hey, Youmu. Isn't it about time you got yourself a girlfriend, hmm~ ?

>> No.8383043

>>8383028
Holy fuck, what?

>> No.8383047

>>8382999
I don't really blame him. My mother is fucking retarded, no wonder he dumped her.

>> No.8383048

>>8383028
Now that's what I call manning the fuck up.

>>8383026
are you one of those posters who say -fag all the time?

>> No.8383059

>>8383048
Nope.
Hell, even if I were, my mother doesn't speak english, so yeah.
I'm actually bi, though.

>> No.8383065

>>8383048
He looks kind of gay though. Well not necessarily gay, but the kind of guy gay guys dream about.
Though I'm guessing he is gay, so he's done a good job.

>> No.8383072

>>8383026
When I was like 17 my mum found out I cut myself and she tried to have a heart-to-heart talk with me that didn't really work. She was speculating why and she said, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" I snickered so she decided she was right.
I wonder if she still thinks that to this day.
Maybe she's dead.

>> No.8383092

>>8383048
>are you one of those posters who say -fag all the time?
You hate this too? This place is so great.

>> No.8383106
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8383106

But I already have one,dad. *whips out nintendo ds* We're getting married this year too.

>> No.8383113

>>8383092
>>8383048
Newfags

>> No.8383132

I've not seen my father in over 10 years.

Well that is a slight lie.

4 and a half years ago I went to the post office to collect a cable for my Ps3 and I saw my father.

It is a transgender and I hate it.

>> No.8383140

>>8383028
that is le epic

>> No.8383150

>>8383113
oldfag xD

>> No.8383164

>>8383150
Lord of fag

>> No.8383186

epic for the win

>> No.8383217

do a barrel roll

>> No.8383228
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8383228

>>8383217
U MENA aileron roll.

This image was #1 on Reddit like two weeks ago.

>> No.8383280

My mother always asks when I will bring home a wife.

I am only 19, and my family is not asian.

She said that if I do not have one 3 years after university she will buy me one.

>> No.8383336

>>8383280
Where do you live?
I wish I had parents like that.

>> No.8383361

Hey dad.. I-Isn't it about time we meet

If you don't have money then don't bother

>> No.8383396

DADS = FAGS

>> No.8383452

Isn't it about time you stop being such a Jehovah's Witness, boot out my underage sister's live-in boyfriend, and let me crash instead?

>> No.8383838

My dad sometimes says I should go try online dating.

I mean hell, I'm just 31, why is he bugging me so much??

>> No.8383849

I had one, dad. I told you not to bring it up.

>> No.8383853
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8383853

so many people in this thread should get out from /jp/

>> No.8383859

>>8383838
Nice GET

>> No.8383863
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>>8383859
see this
>>8383859

>> No.8383864

>>8383859
Thanks. If only I had been 38, right?

>> No.8383874

>>8383863
dude what

>> No.8383892
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8383892

>whack ass tripshits trynna step the fuck up
Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

>> No.8383911

>>8383228
And how would you know that?

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8383926

Hey shitposter, isn't it about time you went back to /v/?

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