/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

whata fuck man(...) VS u frustrated(...)

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SHITPOST?

[Anonymous No.]

>Whata fuck man

>facepalm.png

[Anonymous No.]

WHATA FUCK MAN xD is my one of my favorites.

[Anonymous No.]

WHATA FUCK MAN xD

Eksopl banned people who posted that on the ghost board

[Anonymous No.]

WHATA FUCK MAN

[Anonymous No.]

>2010
>that feel when girls poop out they're butts
>ISHYGDDT
>who are you quoting D:<
>okay.jpg
>try to walk to dinasaur
>spaghetti falling out of my pockets
>mfw when i have no pokeface.png
>dinasaur turns into a dragon and flies away
>holy shit im flying to O__O
>spaghetti falling out of my pockets
>flying spaghetti monster.exe
>mfw

>flying on my dinasaur
>see dead baby on the sidewalk
>mvq quand :(
>implying I, as a guy, will ever breast feed a baby
>that feel when males can lactate out they're nipples
>BUENO.gif
>give my dragon bro a high five
>BUENO.gif
.>_>^ ^<_<
>now i poop in my pussy every day because i enjoy yeast infections
>ISHYGDT
>spaghetti falling out of my pockets
>mfw
>2013

[Anonymous No.]

SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF VS SPURDO SPARDO

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE AUTIMSPSOT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8382632

O HA NA

[Anonymous No.]

>>8382632
How long till /jp/ turns into this

[Anonymous No.]

>>8382650

-2 years

[Anonymous No.]

>get spicy wolf vol 2
>reading it in living room
>parents walk in
>ask my help for something
>put book down
>book's dust jacket falls off
>they see animu Loli wolfgirl on cover
>parents face when
Accidental Power Level Reveal General

[TODBOB !8Wa6OGPmD2 No.]

>>8382638
how SPURDO do you even have to BE

[Princess of the Crystal !!icIm/7OlYEI No.]

>>8382638

Don't forget this:

http://radtouhoucomic.tumblr.com/

[Anonymous No.]

guys i have a problem seriously, i just farted or well at least i thought i did but it turned out there was poop in my fart!! so now i have to change my underwear and i'll have to ask my mom to do laundry tomorrow even though she normally only does it on sundays :( man i feel bad about that but the problem /jp/ is can you help me wipe my butt?? i can't reach all the way back there (much less see back there xD lol) and i dont want to have my butthole be all crusty in the morning. usually my dad helps me out with all that but he asleep right now :( tyvm and please help me

[TODBOB !8Wa6OGPmD2 No.]

>>8382672
yeah about this why didn't the author make more
it was so good
he was talented, oh yes he was

[Anonymous No.]

Whata fuck man, hands down.

I like ironic posts like these because they're no different to genuine flames/shitposts//b/tard replies. If anything they're a little more annoying because of the extra layer of irony.
And everyone knows this. Everyone. But it will never stop.

[Anonymous No.]

This is a horror story for probably 100 unfortunate
people but not really for me. In fact I gleaned a
rather guilty pleasure from the experience ...

A few years back with a group of 15 friends I went to
a comedy club in Boston via the T -- the quaint
trolley-like subway. The car was packed, standing
room only, and I stood in the far rear. About 5
minutes into the 20 minute ride I felt a large gas
bubble forming in my lower gut and fought an
uncomfortable battle to contain it until at last we
reached our stop. Being the last in line I started to
release the fart as we began the march to the doors in
the front of the car. This was probably the longest
fart in my life, lasting until I had almost reached
the door. And despite this volume it was possessed of
a powerful stench, just like rotten pumpkin. Maybe a
roomful of rotten pumpkins.

This unholy horror I unleashed upon the poor
occupants. The scene -- like you see in comedy films:
people gasping, holding their noses and waving their
hands -- I took in with droll delight upon exiting the
doomed trolley car. I was able to alert my friends to
my deed in time for them to also enjoy the comedic
(for us) spectacle of the doors closing on the
suffering throng.

Fearing retribution should my identity be discovered
by one of the victims, sign me anonymously,

"The Boston Gasser"

[Anonymous No.]

>>8382672
That wasn't shitposting, that was awesome.

Why do you still have a trip, by the way?

[Princess of the Crystal !!icIm/7OlYEI No.]

>>8382681

I'll make more soon, I just didn't want to overextend it and had a lot of shit going on over the last couple of months so I haven't had time to come up with a game plan. It's not easy making it look effortless.

The next one was going to be Pokey the Penguin but with Reisen et. all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8382692
Oh, that was you? I liked your other trip better, this one is an upside-down fuck.

[Herro Eberinynan~ ヽ（＾ω＾）ﾉ !Hg4MMoEMoE No.]

WHATA FUCK MAN xD makes me smile everytime, U FRUSTRATED is just plain annoying...

>>8382638
Sweet bro and hella jeff.

[TODBOB !8Wa6OGPmD2 No.]

>>8382692
god DAAAAMN i didn't know it was you, you are my new hero
well anyway keep it up, quality over quantity

[Princess of the Crystal !!icIm/7OlYEI No.]

>>8382698

I really like posting PotC images though and the name's stuck now.

"Dollywitch" probably makes me out to be more cutesy than I actually am.

[Princess of the Crystal !!icIm/7OlYEI No.]

I did warn people before that it's usually the relatively odd ones(by 4chan standards) that end up making a lot of the OC. Though I'm not sure how much I should celebrate something with art like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8382708
"Princess of the Crystal" makes me imagine you as a /cgl/ landwhale dressed as Cinderella sitting in a crystal room and shitposting. It's a horrendous mental image.

[Princess of the Crystal !!icIm/7OlYEI No.]

>>8382719

That kind of made me laugh though so now I want to keep it even more.

I'm not fat but while I'm generally sensitive over my image I'm not too bothered by how /jp/ views me. I'm just happy someone liked my comics.

I am actually a lolita(and occasional cosplayer), but I hate /cgl/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8382715
Oh you're that feminist shitposter. The explains it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8382728
Don't do this man, I can't connect the rad touhou comic with this mental image, come on I beg you, don't do this ;_;

[Princess of the Crystal !!icIm/7OlYEI No.]

>>8382753

:( What would help?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8382708
Can you go back?
Then we can sweep this "Princess of the Crystal" thing under the rug and forget all about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8382762
Pictures of your vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like how /jp/ has always tended to reject stupid memes and catchphrases from other boards, but then they make their own and make it "ironic" and it's fine? Isn't it just as bad, if not worse?

Eh, maybe I'll just bitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8382780
Reported.
We don't want you 3DPD-loving scum on our board.

Unless you had blackmail in mind.