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How do I stop sucking at Touhou?

>> No.8381980

Protip: don't get hit by enemy bullets.

>> No.8381982

By practising, like all things in life.
Not that you'd know what life is like you dumb NEET.

>> No.8381984

Always play on lunatic

>> No.8382173

why is flandre cleaning her wrist with her tongue?

>> No.8382175

>>8382173
Same reason some people consume their own semen.

>> No.8382181

Hold shift for focused movement

>> No.8382189

>>8382175
There are people like that?

>> No.8382191
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>>8382173
Because she's a cat.

>> No.8382193

Protip: Bomb spam

>> No.8382205

Why are flan jewels yellow? and the normal rainbow theme?

>> No.8382206

>>8382189
The world is a large and wonderful place.
Sometimes.

>> No.8382228

First, play to learn. focus on finding the pattern, than exploit it.
Second, learn to death bomb. you might want to get hit on purpose, just so you can practice your death-bombing.

lastly, don't go to random threads on /jp/ and barret people for being NEETs. seriously.

>> No.8382235

>>8382228
It's "berate."
The more you know.

>> No.8382239

Maybe OP is referring to that doujinshi where Reimu learns how to play Touhou.

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>>8382235
I know what I wrote.
It's like writing 'Aya Showmeyourmoves' instead of ''Aya shameymaru'.

>> No.8382244

>>8382228
>you might want to get hit on purpose, just so you can practice your death-bombing.
Why is life so cool?

>> No.8382252

You must become little girl.

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>> No.8382257
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>>8382253

>> No.8382259

>>8382257
You are fucking stupid, you know that?

>> No.8382266

>>8382263
I'm pretty chill, but you're still fucking stupid.

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>>8382259
Chill

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>>8382266
You don't seem that relaxed anon.

>> No.8382278

>>8382269
Well, that sounds like a personal problem. You should get it checked.

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>>8382278
Do relaxed people resort to ad-hominem?

>> No.8382299

>>8382288
Sometimes, you whorish fucking cunt.

>> No.8382309

>>8382288
Sure, all the time. But relaxed people don't seem to be bothered by it. You seem a bit upset yourself.

>> No.8382322

>>8382299
Well, that's good to know you ass-hat.

>>8382309
True, I'm far from relaxed; I'm utterly bored and lonely.

>> No.8382337

>>8382322
You should go play a game then.

>> No.8382339

>>8382309
Bump. I'm still bored.

So why am I stupid?

>> No.8382344

>>8382337
Good idea! heard of an interesting game lately?

>> No.8382347

>>8382344
Master of Orion 2

>> No.8382349

>>8381982
It's 'practicing'
The more you know

>> No.8382352

>>8382349
They're both correct.
The more you know

>> No.8382353

>>8382344
It doesn't have to be new. Go rediscover an old game you have.

>> No.8382357

>>8382347
I'm not in the mood for colonizing games ATM. I do have 'space empires' in case the mood comes.

>> No.8382384

>>8382352
In which language? Both are english dialect, but than again, all anglo-european lingos are latin dialect; can you spell however you like as long as in some lingo, it is a correct spelling?

>>8382353
>Lords of the realm
>populous
>the maid's story
>Bible black
>Majesty
>Aselia
>Kingdom
>Hexplore
>Oregon
>Sims
>Conquer
>WoW
>Touhou(+spinoffs)
>Pokemon
>Grief syndrome
>Heroes of M&M3
>Princess Maker
>MilkRpg
But I already outplayed a-
>Conquer
Where did THAT game come from? I don't remember downloading it.
brb.

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>>8382384
Who are you quoting, goyim ?

>> No.8382403

>>8381978
>How do I stop sucking at Touhou?

Start by detaching your mouth from whatever part of her body it's currently in contact with.

>> No.8382409

>>8382384
>doesn't work
aaaand deleting.

>> No.8382416

>>8382398
My hard drive.

>> No.8384837

Oh shit just realized that i have a fucking joystick that i can use to play this with. I can do that right?

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