/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What some of the better positions to masturbate in while using your computer?

Normally I just sit in my chain with one leg pushing my chair back, left hand on my cock, right on my mouse.

Sometimes I like to stand in front of my monitor with my right or left leg elevated on my chair so that my cock hangs freely. Sometimes I take my arm around the back of the legs and grip my cock, but I am a little over weight and this is inefficient. This is hard on my hip joints so I dont so it to much.

Those are the only who I have ever tried. I am looking to spice up my sex life.

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

I go on my knees and my laptop screen is right in front of my dick in that position so I can cum onto the monitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8375313
>Normally I just sit in my chain
you sit in a chain?

[Anonymous No.]

anal stimulation. have you tried that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8375313

Anon, you don't have a sex life.

[Anonymous No.]

I always stand up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8375395
Solo sex is sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8375395
Ohh I disagree. All the Touhous I am defiled say otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

In bed laptop on chest master race.

[Anonymous No.]

I would never touch myself in a lewd way

[Anonymous No.]

So what is this, the board know for masturbation doesnt have any special moves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>left hand on my cock
>>left hand
stopped reading there

[Anonymous No.]

>>8375663
you aren't flexible enough to do the /jp/ moves

[Anonymous No.]

>>8375679
What's your problem with left-handed people?
Suck my cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8375687
No, puff my magic cock, dude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8375679
Ohh, And if you are fapping with your right, how do you switch pictures or adjust your movie slider? Only a noob, right hander, faps with his right. You must be from /a/, I suggest going back to it.

[Anonymous No.]

Guess Ill ask /sp/ next time. I suspect anyone would know more about masturbation than /jp/ with a turnout like this.

[Anonymous No.]

I trap my head in the DVD drive tray.

[Anonymous No.]

instead of learning to masturbate or learning japanese or something you should all learn to do everything with your left hand, it will change your life for the better almost straight away

[Anonymous No.]

My personal favorite is to bind my legs tightly together at the ankles and at the knees, stretch them out in front of me under the desk and on top of the footrest, and fap like that.
But that's just my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

I only fap on the bed with my legs up against the wall so I can cum on my face.

[dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ No.]

ron paul is gona make touching yourself lewdly illegalso vote for him!

>>8375319
stop telling everyo1 i slept with you NOOB

[Anonymous No.]

>On my knees
>right on my dick
>left on my mouse
>comin' in paper
>feeling like a monster
>rinse and repeat

[Anonymous No.]

SAGE

[Anonymous No.]

> This thread
> Not fapping with both hands, savagely pumping your dick

Fucking kids. You should all get to sucking your dad's tits now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8377259
slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>8375774

I solved that problem by only fapping to videos. If I need to seek I use my right hand on the mouse and my left hand to keep it hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8377894
>only fapping to videos
Absolutelydisgusting.jpg
Don't tell me they're 3d too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8377914
>Don't tell me they're 3d too.

I enjoy fapping to women fighting bonus points if they're nude,covered in oil and it's a real fight as opposed to that cutesy shit college girls do at parties.

If Remora Works ever made an animation I wouldn't have to resort to 3D.

[Anonymous No.]

I lay on my bed, on my back.

Laptop to my right so I can do everything with my right hand, and fap with my left hand.
I few pillows behind me for support and comfort, so I don't have to strain my neck to see the screen.
I lay an old shirt on my crotch so the cum wont hit my bedsheets, which I lay over myself. After I cum, there is a big sloppy mess under the shirt and on my crotch, but I take a 30 minute nap to savor the orgasm and then I clean up.

Sometimes I lay several pillows for me to hug, and hump the cum rag shirt which lays over more pillows, while I look at the computer screen at either side of me.
I am a very sloppy fapper, since I ejaculate a large amount of semen each time.
If I don't shower for a while, my pubes and lower stomach gets very crusty.

[Anonymous No.]

I usually just put my laptop by the side, sit up in my bed and just wank for two minutes just to get it over with.

This week I tried prostate stimulation, with a lot of preparation ("Cleaning up", lubricant, lots of good images, towels on bed, lots of tissues, etc.), and it was wonderful. Before I've just found it a messy bother, but when you put your heart into it you get some intense pleasure. Going to do it again within the hour.

[dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ No.]

next time u wanna touch ur self jus timagine milky holmes are watching then you wont

[Anonymous No.]

>>8377972
>Sometimes I lay several pillows for me to hug, and hump the cum rag shirt which lays over more pillows, while I look at the computer screen at either side of me.

I know this feel and it feels amazing. I prefer to use my imagination while doing it though. Makes the orgasm much more intense.