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>2012
HOLY FUCK GUYS THIS IS THE YEAR THE WORLD WILL DIE!

>> No.8362619

The world's already dead. We're just what it shitted out before they buried the corpse.

>> No.8362621

Gensokyo, here I come!

>> No.8362617

Only to be reborn again. Do you people not know anything about Mayan mythology?

This is a good thing. It's a rare event, but it's like the turning of the millennium. Some people thing an arbitrary number will mean the death of us all, but for the rest, it's generally a celebration of something very rare (for humans).

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8362628

Noo i dont want to die!
I have never even had the chance to suck a cock, dude!

>> No.8362631

There's still plenty of time left. We can worry about it when December comes around.

>> No.8362629

>>8362628
>>>/a/ with your shitgate macro

>> No.8362634

2012 borders of gensokyo fail and reimu starts working at a brothel in the real world

>> No.8362637

>SOPA will pass
>2012
Those wise Mayans, how did they do it?

>> No.8362643

>>8362629
Not him,
>shitgate
You're the one who's acting like an /a/non.

>> No.8362644

>>8362619
Is GEnsokyo where the better part went. Or Balamb Garden?

>> No.8362648

>>8362644
My friend GERI told me it was GEnsokyo.

>> No.8362655

This year the Hakurei border will collapse, and Gensokyo will pop up in this world, wherever it was before being isolated. However, the conflict of two masses sharing the same space will fuck with all the physics we know and cause a time-space disruption that will swallow half of the Milky Way.

Fucking Mayans

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>>8362629

>> No.8362665

I'd like a boardgame like Jumanji that slowly summons various parts of Gensokyo according to the different dice rolls players get.

The pieces could be the playable characters I guess.

>> No.8362674

This year is going to be shitty because I'm going to have to put up with even more people talking about that 2012 Mayan bullshit.

>> No.8362683

>>8362674
Imagine of it as if... everytime you hear it you get a stomp on the balls.

>> No.8362686

The odds of landing inside GEnsokyo after death are 9trilliion to one. Most of us are going to he'll. The Lilly hood of escaping he'll are 6billion to one. I think we need to come with a guide so we can all meet up in Gensokyo.

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>>8362683
>>8362674
I fail at posting.

>> No.8362689
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8362689

Yay!

>> No.8362695

>>8362686

You can get to Gensokyo from hell too.

>> No.8362698

>>8362686
Sorry posting from my iPhone.fucking spellcheck.

>> No.8362699

>>8362695
You can? What are the odds of the Devil and minions invasion already happened?

>> No.8362704

>>8362695
I mean a he'll survival guide and mapthere must be some touhou that made it.

>> No.8362705

Time to rewatch Jumanji.

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8362708

I died 5 years ago when I became NEET-Hikikomori.

>> No.8362712

>>8362686
I think you mean one to 9 trillion right? I don't want my ideal of heaven to be poluted by other humans. Unless I'm the lucky one to stay out of it, if that's the case.

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8362719

>/Jp/ 's last tea party
You can all die happily in cute dresses

>> No.8362725

>>8362719
where's the meetup? it would be a messy event

>> No.8362724

>>8362712
Yes

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8362734

>>8362719

>> No.8362744

>>8362725
/jp/'s end of the world meet up
I'm in!

>> No.8362753

Hurray!

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