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>Drink two beers.
>Tipsy as fuck.
>28 years old.
Whata fuck man

>> No.8358680

Once you're a wizard, you'll be able to drink as much as you want.

>> No.8358688

I get tipsy after a glass of wine.

>> No.8358694

>>8358672
Nice drawing.

>> No.8358696
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8358696

>>8358680
>implying I haven't had sex
>implying I don't get regret it
Pic related it's an imp lying

>> No.8358697

Are you japanese or something?

>> No.8358700
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>>8358694
Thanks man it took me like half an hour in the GIMP.

>>8358697
CAUCasian maybe

>> No.8358723

>>8358700
Dude, it is just those island folk get fucked up very easily on alcohol. Meanwhile asians like Chinese or Mongolians can't get fucked up easily. Hell, in China they drink mostly wine. Mongolia. I don't even...

>> No.8358745
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8358745

I've got German and Russian roots but I still get drunk very easily.
Just stop drinking if you can't get used to it!

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8358746

What? Are you serious OP?
I'm 65g 178cm and it takes like five beers to even feel a thing.

Wish I were able to get drunk easily, it'd be cheaper and more efficient.

>> No.8358749
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8358749

Okay guys I wrote /jp/ on my toasts because I love you

>> No.8358753

I have to drink like half a bottle of whisky before it affects my balance.

Turns out this is a bad thing. Sometimes you WANT to get drunk.

>> No.8358772
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>>8358753
i drank some whiskey once
then I feel off a roof and TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE

>> No.8358790
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8358790

can the liquor wizards of jp tell me how different amounts of alcohol are supposed to affect me if i'm 5'3" and ~120lb?

>> No.8358789

>>8358672
happens to me too anon

>> No.8358795

>>8358790
she's cute (but not in a 3dpedo way)

>> No.8358802
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8358802

>>8358795
thank you

the photo is of me

>> No.8358810

>>8358795
I bet she wears cute panties.

>> No.8358816

I am 20 and I need at least 8 beers to get drunk.

>> No.8358818

>>8358802
hello little girl
it's okjay i'm not goign to rape you (and i'm not saying that just beacuse i am or whatever, so dont get the ide that I am)

>>8358810
Yeah they probably pink with hearts or something lik ethat.

>> No.8358823

>>8358816
Well aren't you a special snowflake.

-- Signed,
OP.

>> No.8358827

I get a slight buzz after one strong beer - but I can drink 4 more in a row and I'll keep feeling exactly the same way.

>> No.8358828
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>>8358818
hello

it's ok

>> No.8358841

>>8358823
whats the matter nerd, did i buttmutilated u?
lol

>> No.8358855

>>8358841
I am COLON CRUCIFIED and SPHINCTER SORE good sir

>>8358828
aww i want to give you a hug.s

>> No.8358865

>>8358790
Impossible to tell.
I've used online calculators but they were very misleading.

Setup with multiple drinks and estimated the pure alcohol content when you exclude the other 94% that isn't alcohol and squeezed in cans, chugged them down in under and hour and started testing my balance and typing speed.
What should have been .1 bac didn't have any considerable effect. I started looking more into it, and some people just have much higher tolerance, with it varying by a great degree.
Best way to know is to test yourself.

>> No.8358888

>>8358790
depends on your tolerance. I'm same weight maybe 5 more pounds but 5'10. Takes me a pint/375ml of 80 proof liquor to be oblivious to my disgraceful existence

>> No.8358919

Your body isn't used to alcohol.
The more you drink the less it affects you.

I drink on an empty stomach. One beer can get me somewhat tipsy like that.

>> No.8358937

>>8358919
I always start puking if I drink too much on an empty stomach.

>> No.8358941

>>8358937
weird. I puke when there is food in my stomach. Thus i don't eat

>> No.8358951
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8358951

>>8358865
i want to know if i have high tolerance for being so small even though it takes sooo much just to feel good!

i drank about 6 or so shots of ``powerful whiskey" all at once and it just made it difficult to sit in my chair. i asked my friends if that was normal and they said i should have gone to the hospital. the person who gave me the alcohol also told me i'd be knocked out by a single shot but it was clearly not true!

>> No.8359052

>>8358951
you sound young or naive. Don't drink

>> No.8359594

>>8359052
but that's the best time to drink

>> No.8359617
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8359617

>>8359052
i am but a little girl

life is tough without beer :(

>> No.8359923

>>8359617
I LOVE YOU LITTLE GIRL
http://youtu.be/jItz-uNjoZA

>> No.8359951

>>8358746
SIXTY FIVE GRAMS

SIXTY FIVE GRAMS

SIXTY FIVE GRAMS

>> No.8359988
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8359988

>>8359923
i don't know what love is....

>> No.8360026

is Mara dead?

>> No.8360033

>>8360026
Yes, she was raped to death.

>> No.8360039

I'm not that kind of normalfag degenerate.

>> No.8360040

>>8360033
source?

>> No.8360041

>>8360040
Some guy on /jp/ named Suigin

>> No.8360043

i just had some bottles of beer and a bottle of sake. suddenly, life has a new meaning

>> No.8360045

>>8360041
dale gil
come on, seriously.

>> No.8360053

>>8358745
>I've got German and Russian roots
so some russian fucked you're mom after the fall of berlin

>> No.8360077

I never understood why normalfags brag about how much they can drink and not get drunk.

I mean wouldn't you want it to be the other way around? You get drunk faster and get more bang for your buck.

>> No.8360110

>>8360077
because normal people think drinking is supposed to for socialization and parties and anything more than that makes you alcoholic

>> No.8360168

>>8360053
Russians mixed up with Germans long before and after WW2. Just come to Germany and you'll see for yourself.

>> No.8360577

>>8360053
Hey, his father could have raped his mother during 1941, 1942, 1943 or 1944.

>>8360110
Beer is a sugar and taste delivery mechanism with the sad side effect of alcohol. Come drink beer with some serious beer lovers, and you'll discover the flavour sensations of 2% high hopped beers.

>> No.8360580

Only normalfags drink anyway so fuck it sage

>> No.8360591

>>8360580
lol nerd
drinking is TRUENEET behavior

>> No.8360647

>>8360577
remember how water is a deliciousness and taste delivery mechanism with the sad side effect of nothing. Come drink water with some serious water lovers, and you'll discover the flavour sensations of 100% high hopped water.

>> No.8360711

>>8360591
What about smoking weed?

>> No.8360889

i get tipsy after 2-3 0.5s too, not as fuck, but. can't really see whats a big deal.
do you finish them in 2-3 gulps maybe?

>> No.8361053

>>8360647
Brewing is essential to convert the sugar flavours, to thicken the flavour, to provide carbonation, and to actually convert hops into bittering and steeped flavours.

Malty hop tea != beer.

Seriously, come drink some 2% work beer in Canberra—small beer rocks.

>> No.8362006

>>8361053
remember how you still don't get that water is better than anything else except maybe coffee

>> No.8364559

>>8362006

Things better than water:
Beer
Port
Sherry
Tea
Coffee
Milk (Homo)
Soy drink
Bubble Tea
Semen

>> No.8364588

dem pussy weebs can't drink like a man

>> No.8364589

>>8364559

renener when you have bad taste

>> No.8364595

>>8364559
All of them are mostly water.
Your point?

>> No.8364601

>>8360077

I prefer it more when I can drink for a long time after I've already attained drunkenness than being able to just keep drinking without feeling anything...

>>8360580

no, we're all just copying ZUN

>> No.8364872

How many glasses would a 40oz bottle from the hood fill?

>> No.8364886

>>8364872
You're supposed to drink from the bottle.

I always drink from the bottle, anyway

>> No.8364950

>>8364886
That's barbaric! Glasses are there for a reason!

>> No.8365117

>>8364950
Well the indent in my bifocals would probably take 10cc (ie: 10mL) of fluid.[1]

40oz is 1183mL

So a 40 would fill 59 glasses.

This is taking glasses fetish a bit far though.

* * *

[1] I calculated using the ZZ Top measure.

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